>get your mates in a house with a bunch of instruments
>don't let them leave
>beat the shit out of them
>record what they play after a month of this
>do a Howlin' Wolf impression over the top

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2009/03/captain-beefhearts-10-commandments-of-guitar-playing.html

>>66104405
be rndum

>>66104405
Acid and a lack of a filter

>>66104442
>also support band w your parents money
>starve them so severely a member signs up for welfare so the band may recieve a block of govt cheese monthly

>>66104442
9 months. Also, starvation and poverty to the point where they rob grocery stores to get by. Also, force them to sleep on the floor in the corners of an empty large room with no blankets. Also practice is 13 hours a day and most of the food they even get is soybeans, one serving a day. Also, lots of hash smoking.

Banp

>>66104405
listen to the birds

>>66104405
Take psychedelic drugs and lock yourself in a room with only a pen and a book of paper

in the summertime when the weather is hot!