Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 28
Nights since last BNM: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Blood Orange drops his album early
-Pitchfork lists the top rap mixtapes of the 2000s http://pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/9908-the-50-best-rap-mixtapes-of-the-millennium/
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, BadBadNotGood, and The Avalanches.
-/p4k/ forever
First for Wildflower!
wildflower is just "okay" desu
>>66067269
Won't get an Avalanches review till tomorrow probably, which is too bad because they hype is killing me. If they gave Colours BNT there's no way they won't love the rest of the album. Expecting an 8.9.
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>66067670
They hardly ever review an album a week in advance though. I bet it'll be another week.
>The Avalanches
literally who?
What's Zoe doing right this very moment?
>>66068054
Lurking :^)
is there any possibly good albums even on the horizon? I don't think I'm excited for anything announced for the next few months
>>66068054
>>66068073
Fuck off, Zoe
>>66068141
Don't scare her off
was Zoe fired or did she quit or what?
>>66068095
i'm hyped for the new Chromatics album
release date unknown though. some reports had it coming out back in February. wonder what the hold up is, or they just changed their mind?
>>66068240
she left after p4k shill showed up at the p4k office to ask zoe if he could lick her soles
i don't blame him desu
>>66068311
Now everyone knows
Thanks
zoe-posting ruined these threads
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
What are you guys listening to tonight?
>>66068626
still a virgin?
>>66067670
They gave Drake 2 BNT's but he got a low ass score
>>66068685
>I'll gladly becoma a bystander to the lunacy of clickbait feminism in hopes of maybe receiving some pity sex from a 5/10 tumblrite with hairy armpits in the future
sad!
>>66068643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sov9nEjIjXA
>>66068643
my first and hopefully last ever listen of Wildflower
if this wet bullshit gets a higher score than The Glowing Man I'm going to turn into this guy >>66068626
>>66068643
I have had all 9 volumes of desert sessions in my backlog for a while. Finally listening to them.
>>66068815
Same, I really struggled to get through it. Found it to be super bland. It'll get a 8.7 tho.
>>66067854
they are a popular electroswing band.
>>66068785
>> lunacy clickbait feminism pity sex tumblrite hairy armpits
id rethink where the hysteria is coming from.
>>66068643
Metal AOTY
>>66068945
So an 8.2 on pitchfork?
>Day 389
>Rare Zoe motherlode is still private
jdimsa
Wildflower 9.3
Tonight is deadline night! Whatever albums on this chart are not reviewed by Pitchfork by 1 AM eastern time tonight will be marked "BITCHFORK".
Who's getting it tonight?
>>66068643
>>66069083
gay
>>66069123
Yes you are
>>66069151
& fucking proud. Go get some shitty blowjob from a girl who has no idea what she's doing and fall asleep crying.
>>66069192
i have never had a "bad" orgasm. i've enjoyed every one. i don't think they exist.
>>66069244
Nobody said anything about an orgasm. That just proves how shitty every blowjob you've ever gotten is.
that new blood orange is the best thing i've ever heard. if you could distill all the best parts from those white indie bnm's and make them into one super patrician record, dev hynes' latest masterpiece would still be a 100x better.
>>66069299
It's so fucking bland though
>>66069288
What were you even implying?
>>66068888
quads of truth. freddie gibbs innocent. free michael gira.
>>66069244
what if you have to pee? sometimes when i wake up with morning wood and i jack it, the o feels weird bc i haven't pissed yet.
>>66069321
couldn't have been b8-ier. i don't like it either.
We're more or less at the halfway point of the year.
What is your AOTYSF?
What do you think is p4k's AOTYSF?
>>66067781
The new Blood Orange dropped and they reviewed 2 days later.
>>66069553
mine is radiopleb. p4k's is probably anohni. several of their writers slobbered all over it on twitter.
i know everyone is talking about the avalanches record but i've had Best of You off this new Blood Orange record on repeat all day. This shit is a jam.
>>66069706
>best of you
>>66069775
Best to You*
suck a dick
>>66067781
I heard it's Apple Music exclusive as of July 1, and they reviewed Chance when it still had exclusivity, not when it got a wide release. So who knows?
>>66068774
Yeah but those two tracks were definitely the best ones on that album and were admittedly strong singles. Wildflower is much more consistent and the songs they gave BNT to were actually much worse than the best tracks on the album.
>>66069553
>What is your AOTYSF?
pic related, but I'm way behind for 2016; I've only listened to ~50 albums/eps/mixtapes from this year
>What do you think is p4k's AOTYSF?
either Hopelessness or Freetown Sound
>>66069699
I fear that they'll give it to Kanye despite TLoP being pretty unfocused.
Wouldn't surprise me if Radiohead gets AOTY. Especially since rap has gotten it two years in a row so indie should have a decent shot.
>>66069839
Mine is Human Performance by Parquet Courts
I think p4k's, so far, is going to be Radiohead. However, I think something else will be released this year to take that title.
This is fucking great.
>>66069839
Mine's Blackstar or AMSP, but this is worth mentioning.
>>66069975
No it ain't
Why are you OK with listening to that?
>>66070031
is this a """"super group"""""?
>>66070058
Yep. Iggy, QOTSA, and Arctic Monkeys
>>66070058
No it's Iggy Pop, posing with his """""""""backing band"""""""""
>>66070058
If it were a supergroup, it would have a new name, like The Iggyots or something.
>>66070045
HAVE YOU MET ME???????
This thread stands with Zoe Camp and Zoe Camp alone.
ZOE CAMP ALONE
>>66070250
i'd like to, "lay" with zoe camp instead.
IF you know what I mean
Listening to the new Avalanches, they could honestly just fart into mics and I'd give that shit a 10/10
>>66069553
>AOTYSF
Either Kendrick's UU or probably this new Avalanches desu
>p4k's AOTYSF
I'd say AMSP, unless something happens that makes Kanye seem more relevant, like him putting out another album
Knock it off, you fucks!
>>66069553
>What is your AOTYSF?
Deakin - Sleep Cycle
>What do you think is p4k's AOTYSF?
Chance for sure, really curious to see what they give Wildflower though
James Ferraro eternally BTFO, jesus christ
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Future / DJ Esco 6.8 by Israel Daramola
James Ferraro 5.0 by Mehan Jayasuriya
Puro Instinct 6.4 by Ian Cohen
David Toop 7.5 by Philip Sherburne
FERRARI BTFO 5.0
>>66069553
deakin or anohni
>>66070369
>>66070400
YOU'VE RETURNED
>James Ferraro’s latest album feels a bit like a didactic student art project
will he ever make music again?
I would love to make sex with the ladies on the cover of the puro instinct album
>>66070463
Yah man, work + Overwatch, means Ive been very busy
>>66070464
lmao
>>66070442
What do you expect? Mehan Jayasuriya was probably one of the people who bought a tape from James.
>>66069553
AOTYSF: Malibu or new Avalanches
P4k AOTYSF: Coloring Book or AMSP
>>66070514
Photoshop is a hell of a tool
>Human Story 3, on the other hand, puts too fine a point on its critique. Its constant barrage of verbal rubbish makes the record feel something like a less artful, album-length version of Radiohead’s “Fitter Happier”.
omg
>james ferraro is less artful than radiohead
montie must be pissing his pants
>Human Story 3, on the other hand, puts too fine a point on its critique. Its constant barrage of verbal rubbish makes the record feel something like a less artful, album-length version of Radiohead’s “Fitter Happier”.
pretty much (god i loathe ok computer).
>>66070520
Well I'm just glad to see some of the familiar faces
Human Story 3 5.0 lmaooo
4/14, 29% F
NEXT WEEK: I manage to have my shit together for a whole week! PLUS: blink-182? Bat for Lashes? Maxwell?
Man new Avalanches is a whole new level this year
Totally lived up to the hype
Im still getting goosebumps.
>>66070623
>Bat for Lashes? Maxwell?
these will definitely get reviewed
>>66070670
lol
>>66070463
>>66070520
>>66070605
it's really cute how much trip fags love each other.
only gcg is left now.
is it like a, "we get bullied on here all the time so we have to stick together" kind of thing?
>>66070689
Im fapping already I dont give a shit
>>66070623
I'd add Metronomy and The Avalanches for next week's
>>66070701
Or I'm just glad to see someone I know
I really do miss Good Content Guy.
>>66071206
What happened to him?
>>66071578
he either grew disillusioned with what these threads turned into, he went insane from photoshopping, he went insane from college work, he grew up and moved past pitchfork/4chan, he fell down a well.
>>66071206
>>66071578
>>66071702
I mean he did post in last week's classic review thread so I'd assume he's been busy
>>66069553
aoty- amsp, with the hotelier not far behind
AMSP or Coloring Book. def not pablo
>>66068240
She left staff but still freelances there and other places.
She reviewed the new swans for spin actually
http://www.spin.com/2016/06/review-swans-the-glowing-man/
>>66069553
Aotysf - tlop or lemonade desu, not even baiting
Pitchforks aoty - it's gotta be AMSP right?
