ITT: Favorite album and the worst thing you've ever done.
>Pic related
>On my 18th birthday I was hanging out at my friend's house, his stepmom got really drunk and fell into a deep sleep in her room
>We both jacked off onto her face and tits while she was in this state
>Cleaned it up, got away with it
>I still hang out over there and she still makes pancakes for us
It's been almost 3 years but man
>>66042461
at the same time? that's pretty gay anon
That sounds pretty hot.
>walked down street to friends house
>went to backdoor
>let myself in
>made a sandwich and went home
>no one saw me
>have never told her
cant really recall a worser thing but thought this was pretty funny
>ran over my own cat, he died.
>drunk drove into the back of a Yukon.
>stole a computer from a church.
>called retarded people Waterheads.
>laughed at my good friends death in a car crash because the situation was so ridiculous.
>In high school, I listened to Ska.
>I still surf on /mu/
Forced a guy in my basement to cut off his own penis with a pair of dull scissors and then raped his girlfriend using his severed penis. I'm trying to be a better person now though.
Not posting the worst things ive ever done, but i have stolen a gun from a police officer and got away with it.
>>66042697
What were the circumstances of your friends death?
>waiting outside school weight with friends
>playing stupid games while we wait
>track girl comes up
>friends say they want to stop playing
>I say "Oh come you guys want to stop playing for the fucking hunchback"
>immediately realize I said very loud and see her die on the inside as she hobbles away
>too much of a puss to apologize
>never see her at track again. >>66042647
Puss
>>66042461
I'm not even sure why you would want to do this if it's real
>teased an autistic girl in Elementary school
>coerced a girl I met on GTA Online to send me topless pics
>broke into a vacant house with friends
Ehh
>>66042771
He had just bought a new Cadilac in cash from the money he had received in a settlement from getting hit with a car. In the car, him and some of his druggy friends drive to another state to purchase a bunch of dank to bring back to sell. Driving back they're all smoking weed when the person driving loses control on the interstate and the car goes off the road trapping my friend and another kid in the car. Instead of trying to free them, the two people who are able to get out go and try to hide all of the dank in the woods. Meanwhile, the car catches fire... and my friend and another kid both trapped, burn alive. Yes, horrible, but the irony of him dying in his most prized possession over stupid fucking moron drugs was what was the funny part. At this point in my life, I do feel terrible about it.
>>66042697
>In high school, I listened to Ska.
kys you sick fuck
>>66042826
Well that was indeed a literary rollercoaster
fire emoji/10
>>66042826
Lol
hotboxed one of those big construction tractors with friends and took the key that was in the ignition
The Game – The Documentary
>be 17-year-old me
>in school lunch line
>I see a few freshmen picking on a mentally challenged senior
>I go up the the bullies
>"Is there a problem here?"
>Freshmen shut up but are trying to hold back smirks
>I take the mentally challenged kid up by me in the line
>the dickholes are snickering in the back
>I get my lunch and sit down
>kid is getting napkins and picks his tray up
>one of the freshmen knock his tray out of his hands
>mashed potatoes all over his pants
>freshmen start laughing
>without thinking, I throw a spoonful of mashed potatoes across the room
>I miss the 6'4", 250 pound freshman and hit the mentally challenged kid in the face
>everyone looks at me
>I stand up
>"look up"
>everyone looks up
>"read the first two words of this post"
>yfw
>>66043013
FUCK!
FUCK YOU!
>>66043013
FUUUCK
>High on some strong acid
>Go for night hike with friend and his girlfriend
>Long story short freaked the fucked out and ended up lighting a 5 acre fire
>Cops show up ive ripped off all my clothes but my boxers
>Fight cops
>Go to jail still really high on acid
>Fucking sucks im a felon and my doctor says I have schizophrenia.
>>66043013
ebin
>>66043013
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>molestation
>smacked a bitch
>stoled drugs
>stoled panties
>shoplifting
>"hacking" friends accounts
>toked up at church
feel bad about the first two... i thought i was pretty clean but there needs to be some worse shit posted here
>niandra lades and usually just a t-shirt
>>66043225
best story so far
>>66042704
I don't believe you because I want to maintain my sanity.
>>66042704
I don't believe you because that's bullshit
>>66042461
>pic related
>during college I hunted drunk FOB asians walking back home from the bars at late night and groped/sexually assaulted them. Did it for 3 or 4 months, Never got caught.
>>66042704
>I'm trying to be a better person now though.
that's good anon
>>66043419
>>66043461
lol, what do you think all the videos and pictures online of that type of shit were made voluntarily?
>>66043466
:(
A guy sexually assaulted an ex of mine so I threw a brick through his window and beat him up with a pry bar.
>>66043504
justifiable
>>66043504
If by worst you mean best than sure
Sounds completely reasonable to me
Good job
>>66043239
Ebin is a great song
I have stolen a lot of electronics, jewelry, valuables and personal items from family, friends, loved ones, strangers/co-workers and work related individuals all for personal gain, some of it for honest necessity, a lot of it drug and alcohol related wankery. I have landed people in deep shit covering my tracks about this. I feel no regret other than the shame in myself. I don't do any of that anymore though.
I have treated my ex, one of the best people on earth in general like shit in an effort to not be exactly like my dad.
I've raped someone. This is the first time I've admited it was full on rape, no consent, with intent and alcohol involved.
Hmm, now that I think about it I can't post my fav album, people I know lurk /mu/ and the album is a dead giveaway.
I once masturbated to a video of a pelican eating a pigeon, anyway here's my favorite album.
>>66043327
I dont get it...
>>66043013
not even mad
Do you guys think that guitar center will acceot my return keyboard I haven't opened it and it's two days past the 14 day return policy limit should I still try?
>>66043466
Your favorite album being X&Y is worse than your story.
when I was a broke college student I'd steal money out of my gf's mom's purse to take her out because I'd spend my paycheck in a week
>>66043615
>>66043549
Yeah I was thinking just in terms of actual harm to someone regardless of justification.
The other thing I was considering posting was when I started hooking up with my best friend's ex gf less than a week after they broke up.
Still know it was wrong but they already broke up anyway. Plus he found out but we all made amends and we're still good friends. Go figure.
>>66043702
its 30 days
>>66043668
it's probably pinkerton
>going to art school, sharing the apartment living space with a friend and my brother
>my friend does not work or go to school, gets money from his grandparents
>in the weekdays, invites her girlfriend over, gets drunk with him and they sleep and cuddle all day watching TV
>slowly starts to get annoying, since her gf barges in whenever she feels like, and my friend drinks bottle of vodka a day
>friend develops apathy over his drinking habit, smokes cigs indoors that I don't like
>doesn't give a fuck when I explicitly told him not to, we might get kicked out if he keeps doing it
>one day, I get mad and decide to hit him back
>make a fake account of his ex-gf and write his current gf that my friend is cheating her for his ex
>friend learns this from his gf, gets mad, writes on the fake account angrily, like "die you horrible lying slut" etc.
>I come back home from art school, friend complains about the incident:
>"my ex lied to my current gf that I was cheating her with my ex"
>I shrug and try to play along the best I could:
>"Oh yeah? That sucks man.."
...
>3 years have passed, I don't live with him anymore, don't see him
>he still doesn't know it was a fake account made by me
>>66043682
I think of that song where that guy talks about watching a man masturbate
took my childhood friend's little sister's virginity, she was 18 but i knew her since she was born
>me and my friends back in High school got drunk as fuck
>go car hoppin at night like we usually do
>steal a car
>go "drifting" in it
>one friend who's completely blasted some how ends up in the driver seat
>driving at what felt like 60 mph
>pretends to drive toward tree to psyc us out and scare us
>me thinking hes actually gonna do
>pull on the E brake right as he hit the curb
>he doesn't know what's goin on and starts turning wheel
>we and up smashing against the tree
>we all look at each other with confusion
>we all laugh and drive off to to sell Shit we stole at a giant thrift shop
>to late to return car cause their lights are on
>park it somewhere
>pick up next weekend and proceed to do illegal Shit in it
>bout a month later the car got towed
>huge investigation starts
>friend got caught
>we all ended up getting caught
No where near the worst thing I've done but I dont feel like getting hated on.
>>66044155
Cmon, anon
Tell us
>>66044155
hated on? this is 4chan
plus, you got dubs boi
>>66044155
>No where near the worst thing I've done but I dont feel like getting hated on.
god you're a pussy
uh huh uh huh
was really mean to a small chihuaha (my aunt's) and bascially tormented it because it shit in my room and it had a heart attack. I just left the house and when I came back they all figured it had just died since it was pretty old
>I am tall and I am thin
>Of an enviable height
>And I've been known to be quite handsome
>In a certain angle and in certain light
>Well I entered into O'Malley's
>Said, "O'Malley I have a thirst"
>O'Malley merely smiled at me
>Said "You wouldn't be the first"
>I knocked on the bar and pointed
>To a bottle on the shelf
>And as O'Malley poured me out a drink
>I sniffed and crossed myself
>My hand decided that the time was nigh
>And for a moment it slipped from view
>And when it returned, it fairly burned
>With confidence anew
>Well the thunder from my steely fist
>Made all the glasses jangle
>When I shot him, I was so handsome
>It was the light, it was the angle
>Huh! Hmmmmmm
>"Neighbours!" I cried, "Friends!" I screamed
>I banged my fist upon the bar
>"I bear no grudge against you!"
>And my dick felt long and hard
>"I am the man for which no God waits
>But for which the whole world yearns
>I'm marked by darkness and by blood
>And one thousand powder-burns"
>Well, you know those fish with the swollen lips
>That clean the ocean floor
>When I looked at poor O'Malley's wife
>That's exactly what I saw
>I jammed the barrel under her chin
>And her face looked raw and vicious
>Her head it landed in the sink
>With all the dirty dishes
>Her little daughter Siobhan
>Pulled beers from dusk till down
>And amongst the townfolk she was a bit of a joke
>But she pulled the best beer in town
>I swooped magnificent upon her
>As she sat shivering in her grief
>Like the Madonna painted on the church-house wall
>In whale's blood and banana leaf
>Her throat it crumbled in my fist
>And I spun heroically around
>To see Caffrey rising from his seat
>I shot that mother fucker down
>Mmmmmmmmmm Yeah Yeah Yeah
>"I have no free will", I sang
>As I flew about the murder
>Mrs. Richard Holmes, she screamed
>You really should have heard her
>I sang and I laughed, I howled and I wept
>I panted like a pup
>>66044434
you should walk back into O'Malley's and fucking kill yourself
i did a lot of things when i was a child
>9 years old
>made a crossbow in my father's shed
>used it on animals
>a raccoon
>a violent dog
>a cat
>i threw a dummy i named "mr. highway" down onto a highway from a small overpass
>it landed right in front of this RV that swerved at the last second to avoid it
>caused a pileup
>i ran back into the woods immediately
>heard my parents talking about it the next day
>nobody died but there were a lot of injuries and car damage
>my little brother drowned in the bathtub when he was 3
>i didn't really care about it
>my mother cried about it all the time and didn't pay attention to me
>i stole a rubber duck she had saved to remember him by
>threw it down a well in the woods by my house
>she asked me if i had taken it
>i said "what if i did"?
the stuff since then isn't bad
>be 17
>horny so i go on omegle, im relatively good looking so I get pussy on there pretty easy
>meet 16 year old girl, start flirting a bit. end up moving to kik
>ask her if she wants to trade nudes, she agrees
>send each other vids of us masturbating and whatnot. good shit.
>next day she messages me and tells me she's actually 12 and her breasts developed early
>feel sick but kinda turned on
>masturbate with her again and have the best climax I've had
>never message her again after that
Still feel disgusted with myself to this day but whatever. Probably not the worse thing I've done but this story came to mind
![Bleach [Cover].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DTnXwZm.jpg "Bleach [Cover].jpg")
>>66042461
I got head from my good friend's girlfriend unbeknownst to him while he was 10-15 feet away. God she was good.
>>66042461
Pic Related
Drove a girl to psychosis by brain washing her into thinking her friends hate her.
>>66044577
>asap mob tour bus
>>66043013
>>66044592
i'm not following you anon....
>>66043880
>going to art school
you could have stopped right there
>>66044547
ok so you're a sociopath
>>66044579
literally wat?
>>66044557
this could be a short film
>>66043013
asswipe
>>66044666
This girls friends thought I was a dick (I am) and I told her that they were talking about her behind her back hated her blah blah blah she ended up in a mental hospital because it fucked with her reality testing.
>>66043968
nice
Worse thing I've ever done was probably fuck my sister.
>>66043013
say hello to r/4chan
>>66043013
>>66044723
Story?
>>66042461
> typical radiohead
>>66042461
Hosianna Mantra.
Spilled chocolate milk.
>>66044723
do go on
>>66044806
you're fucking sick in the head
>>66044748
>be me 16
>sister is 15
>sister is a klepto
>manages to steal two laptops from school
>gets caught
>parents threaten to send her away to a girls boarding school if she keeps this up
>not even a week later I catch her with my xbox
>was planning on selling it I presume (she would do that with all the shit she stole)
>threaten to tell parents about it
>says she'll do anything
>told her fuck no I'm telling mom and dad
>as im about to leave she pushes me against a wall
>unzips my dick
And I'm sure you can guess what happens next. It was really weird and awkward because we were both virgins.
I popped my sisters cherry. We don't really talk much now.
>>66043013
i don't get it
how is that funny?
>>66044856
You must have a really fucked family
>>66044658
i feel things now though
>>66044860
underage pls go
>>66044856
>unzips my dick
it unzips?
>>66044896
spotted the cutfag
>>66044896
>being this new
>>66044547
>the stuff since then isn't bad
I guarantee you've killed someone since that all happened.
>>66043013
I don't get it. Is there a reference or something I'm not getting?
>>66044950
stop being 14
>>66044950
sum
mer
fag
>>66044896
noophag
>>66044977
>>66045000
Guys stop fucking with me I'm not underage and I've been lurking year round. I just don't understand.
>>66042840
kek
>>66045048
b8?
>>66042826
Can't lie I don't know why but I keked
>>66044249
>>66044240
>>66044196
In the name of my dubs
Basically
>me and my friends 's encourage our older "friends" rapist behavior cause he can buy booze and drive off base
One day
>young chick(14 year old virgin) om friends with meets up with him and other friend
>meet up with them
>rapist friend tells me he's tryna smash the young girl
>okay.. Lol you're 21 dude it's creepy
>end up getting fucked up
>girl keeps asking me to take her home
>tell her to chill
>He coersed her into smoking more spice
>I see what he's doing and don't like it but proceed to get higher because fuck it
>me and other friend end up passing out
>apperantly he ended up raping her and taking her virginity
>wake up and Girl is gone
>She walked home a couple hours after the rape
>next day I get text from a whole bunch of people saying they're gonna our ass
>cops hear about and case opens up
Sadly that's not the first time me and my friends let him rape our chick friends. Funnily enough alot of the chicks ended up still partying with us afterwars
>>66042826
This is really a shitty story. Really, really full of shit.
>>66044696
why did you do that
>>66044547
>the stuff since then isn't bad
we'll be the judge of that
>>66042704
I know you're trying to be edgy and you're so close too.
>>66044547
You realize that there is something seriously wrong with you, right?
Beast.
>Entered a school in the middle of the night with two friends of mine and stole stuff. We wanted to get musical instruments (even a drum set) from the music lab, and computers from computer lab... but classrooms were locked so we just stole some books lol
>>66043013
Are there actually people who still play The Game in fucking 2016?
>>66042461
https://youtu.be/F39CFE_ISy4?list=PLl1-T6TpDOgurSpglDrWgvofugZyJAYPr
A few years ago I lied to everyone I know and partially blew my witness protection identity and I've had to hide out as a completely different person ever since but without the help of the government. It's been hard but I'm still alive.
>>66043728
Indeed
>>66045346
that's rough bro
where are you living currently?
I used to have 50,000 posts on a really small and weird Futurama forum. There were only about 50 posters on the entire board.
For some reason I literally roleplayed as Kif (the frog who was a slave to Zapp Brannigan) in every single fucking post. I remember that the other posters would say things like "post your penis again for me Kif" with a picture of Zapp and I would do it (after using photoshop to make my dick green).
I was basically a fucking sex slave for 50,000 posts. I remember on one occasion a girl came onto the board and I really liked her but instead of talking to her like a normal human I tried to pick her up by writing an extensive 1200 word post describing the backrub I gave to Zapp Brannigan.
>>66045346
why are you in witness protection?
>stole money from parents to buy alcohol and drugs
>contributed to a girl getting into h and ending up in a mental ward
not my favourite album but I don't really listen to albums these days
>Take out manga book for children out from the library
>Jerk my 14 year old dick onto the tits of one of the animeblobs
>Semen stains the mountaintops
>>66045482
not bro. femanon. (sorry I didn't specify)
and I'm currently way the fuck out in the middle of the NV dessert in a bus I converted into a home. It's pretty sweet, but it's hard because of water, gas for generator, food, etc. I make sure I have satellite inter-webs and a burn phone just in case shit goes down hill. It's been quiet for about 8 months and i've found my self a part-time job at a liquor store in Carson City to pass myself off as a 'regular' person, but I can tell people are starting to question a bit too much and me being as vague as possible is making my employer and coworkers suspicious. It might be time to leave soon. I'd say in the next month or so.
>>66045499
what the fuck is with you guys always driving girls into mental hospitals?
are you negging them until they want to die?
>>66045490
nice pasta
>>66043682
Best fact
>>66045580
>It might be time to leave soon. I'd say in the next month or so.
i can see why you chose a home that can be driven
>>66045590
she was on her way there anyway desu, it's just that had I been sober I would've realised the situation and could've helped her
>>66043880
gay as fuck
>>66045629
you're rationalizing
that poor chick is probably still there
I accidentally broke a girl's eardrum once.
>>66045613
It was the most logical option. At first I rented cabins on stolen credit cards and had tons of fake IDs made to match the cards so I wouldn't run into trouble. It got sketchy and really taxing getting tons of IDs made. I found an old guy selling a retired church bus that didn't have any seats inside except the first two rows. It's a short bus, (enter joke here) so it was just big enough to still pass as a church bus on the outside so I could park in church parking lots at night to sleep and then carry on with driving the next morning. I got an old mattress from a thrift store and put it in the back half as well as a makeshift water tank and some creature comforts. I fixed a high frequency radio to the roof and a CB as well as a police scanner and radiation detector due to me just driving out into the dessert, I didn't want to run into some polluted land. I painted the windows white like the rest of the bus so nobody could see inside and if I ever get pulled over I have a bunch of musical equiptment cases I actually use to keep my clothes and other items in, so it looks like I'm just diving a church band around.
>>66044547
isn't this the plot of that one movie with Macaulay Culkin?
>>66045648
she isn't, she's just cooked her brain. fully into all that fluoride and spirituality crap
I did say it was the worst thing that I've ever done but okay
https://youtu.be/q1f8JH8R240
This song is fucking sad but hell it's great.
>5th grade
>friend is bizarre and ugly
>everyone hates him
>all my other friends and i only hang out with him because he is so funny to make fun of
>he has been obsessed with a cute, popular girl for years
>get an idea
>"what if i make an AOL instant messenger account that has an extremely similar name to the one the girl uses"?
>"would he be stupid enough to fall for that"?
>catfish him for 3 years
>sometimes the girl would log on while i was chatting him up
>"umm... why are you on two names at the same time"?
>tell him it's because i have two computers, one for homework and one for play
>"that makes sense"
>tell him i'm in love with him
>"why do you act like you hate me at school then"?
>tell him it's because i know everyone would judge me if i showed my true feelings
pretty much every other crime in my life was at his expense
we're still friends
>>66045868
You're a bad person
>>66044547
>>66045773
It's fucking identical:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2J59hT1Vto
>>66045884
dude i only manned the account like 25% of the time
this hick kid went way further with it
>>66045107
After the first 2 or 3 times I would've killed him 2bh
>>66043387
>niandra lades and usually just a t-shirt
this is my favourite John Frusciante album
>Untitled 2
>Head (Beach Arab)
>Ants
>Mascara
>>66042647
Not surprised that HAA is your favorite album
>>66044390
you're a fucking evil cunt
>>66045281
kek
>>66042791
fucking love RHP
>>66042647
kek
>>66046019
Yeah, each time I listen to one of their albums I discover a new song to love. Most recently it's been Mother.
>>66045168
underrated
>>66043387
The first one makes you an asshole. Rest are fine.
>>66046081
My favourite song of all time is Strawberry Hill, and i only really discovered it after my 10th listen
>>66045107
Why are you guys friends with him?
They're not that bad, but hey I'll contribute. Just a few small ones:
>Put silica gel in a girl's water
>Threw the same girl's lunchbox in the dumpster
>Knew a different girl had just gotten a flu shot or something, went up to her during lunch and slapped hit her arm
>Shredded up a kid's homework before class started
>Threw wet paper wads at the ceiling in the bathroom
>Won a goldfish from a ping pong throw game, went to the bathroom, killed it, then flushed it
I still really feel bad about the last one.
had underage sex
we were both 17
>>66046778
a b s o l u t e m a d m a n
I accidentally killed someone's hamster when I was really young and I didn't understand the concept of mortality yet.
>>66046778
>tfw i had sex with a 15 year old girl when i was 15 as well
>fully legal
>Sweden
>>66046935
Wait, is that not legal everywhere?
>>66042647
I do that all the time though. not bad. youre okay anon I still love you.
>>66046969
i dont think so, America has different laws yes?
>>66047099
America is very lenient with that, as far as I know.
>>66045138
this desu
>>66045521
>tfw once saw a group of really cute girls in the library
>try to see what they're doing
>they're reading hentai and touching themselves
Oh well.
>walking home after party
>me and my friend see some qt girls walking home
>i start chatting up the better looking one
>we end up fucking
>"i'm actually 14"
>"ok lol"
i took her virginity
> had a child
> no way I could have broken the cycle
> gave her up for adoption to a really great family
It's better for her and i'm in med school now bettering myself, but god it hurts me
>post ad on Craigslist when I was 14 looking to have sex with a girl(stupid as fuck I know)
>Talk to a "girl" online named Anna
>She wants to meet me in a hotel
>Don't wonder how a 14 year old girl could have booked a hotel at the time
>Get to hotel at 10pm
>end up getting raped by 2 guys and drugged
>cause a huge police investigation because I was an idiot
>Don't remember anything about that night
I also go around neighbourhoods taking dogs out of yards, and eventually cashing in on the reward for finding them, though the last time I did that was 5 years ago
>>66047222
how old were you
>>66047222
shit i would have thought you were 14 too with a favorite album like that.
>>66047476
>hating on 21 pilots
lol fag
>>66043968
nice
>>66045868
shitty aalbum
>aborted two kids
im a guy btw
>>66048557
Did you just get your job at the clinic or something
>>66048767
Nah but I drove that bitch there and paid for it
>>66044547
I'm gonna start dropping shit onto highways, sounds super fun
>>66045718
You're fucking cool
>walking back to my house
>really drunk
>set on fire some couch that was on the street
>next day i saw that i burned an entire tree that was next to the couch
1st Kvelertak album.
> Was 14, got rekt in a brawl by a guy i couldn't stand.
> Lived in the middle of nowhere, so we all live in pretty big houses or in old renovated farms.
> I sneak into his attic next week end, start a fire there. Wooden frame in the attic.
> Most of the house burned.
>>66042704
Please, for the love of God, tell me this isn't real.
But if it is, what happened afterwards? How long did you sit in jail?
>>66046717
>they're not that bad
>my grandfather and me
>we drink all night
>got into a fight
>this is the worst trip I ever been on
>>66044856
>unzips my dick
I can imagine what it would look like. She literally "unzips" your dick like a banana, starts to suck it while your dick skin is all over her face.
>grade 8
>fat girl likes my best friend
>asks me to get them together
>had a crush on her friend so I agreed
>friend hated the idea of dating a beluga
>school dance comes along
>put a bunch of posters on the ground saying best friend + fat girl
>she gets really embarrassed
>friend isnt at the dance but literally 3/4 of the school is there
>fat girl starts crying
>feel really bad about it and think my parents will murder me
>whole school thinks im a dick
>cry in the bathroom for the rest of the time
>parents never found out because school staff took pity on me
>friend hated me for like a week but it was all good
>never got a gf until i switched states a few years later
me and my friend are still pretty close. i was emotionally unstable and a complete wreck back then. therapy and medications made me less shitty in the head. Not really that bad of a thing, but Ive had a rather vanilla life thus far. I just felt bad about the whole thing
>>66043968
nice
>Grandpa has terminal cancer with days left to live
>Keeps begging people to kill him because he is in so much pain
>Hated seeing someone I love reduced to this
>I had a heroin addiction
>overdose him (with consent)
>Everyone just assumed it was the cancer
>Felt terrible about it ever since
>>66042647
HUMAN.
>>66046640
He had a car with nice subs and was old enough to buy alcohol and pick us up after curfew hours. He was pretty cool at first he wasn't all rapey. He used to actually get girls(granted they were still young as shit) without drugging them. When senior year everything got out of controll. Shit got crazy. One crazy thing was one of my friends got drunk with a girl after school and they ended up having sex and she said he raped her later on that day. A lot of people were at his house so there were eyewitness to what happened and they all say she was all over him. She got busted by Cops later on that day for underage drinking but got away with it by saying the guy gave her alcohol and raped her. So that friend who was actually a nice guy is in prison right now cause some bitch lied while my actual rapist "friend" is still out on the streets. Last I heard he joined the army
Lol the worst part about the false rape thing
>the cops found triple C packets in one of his old shoes and ruled out that he drugged her
He eventually got them to finally believe he didn't rape her but still got a sentence for sex with a minor. He was 18 she was 17.
Leave it to the military to let an actual rapist go. Idk why military love rapist so much.
>>66043466
you're a piece of shit
Forgot my dad's birthday 2 years in a row
>>66049024
Lol I have a friend who is into the misfits that threw a Molotov at a crack house, burned the whole thing down
I've done some shitty things but the only thing I ever honestly regret doing is forcing a guy to give me a coffee mug that he just got from his little daughter for his birthday or something. It was one of those cheesy #1 best dad mugs. I just smashed it when I was done with it too.
>>66050772
Forgot album
>>66042743
'no'
>>66050772
Why?
>>66043013
FUCK
>>66050271
I don't believe anon
>>66051059
I was just going to talk with him but I needed to fuck with him a little too. I was actually just gonna put it down when I finished the coffee but he asked for it back before I did, on account of just getting it from his daughter, and obviously I couldn't give it back then.
Then when I was leaving I still had it in my hand and I looked at it and felt bad, so I just chucked it.
>>66046935
In Sweden it's legal to rape a 15 year old girl as long as you're brown
>>66042647
Holy fuck there's a special place in hell for you.
>>66051278
hello /pol/
>>66045168
nice
this is more self destructive than i thought it was at the time. 72-hr amphetamine binge followed by heroic dosing lsd I bought through dnm. I already thought I was schizo due to sleep deprivation and amphetamine psychosis and in that state of mind I just wanted to be like Syd really bad. Looking back, I feel so fucking stupid. Still a really good album.
>>66042704
close to the EDGE
>>66045650
Story?
>>66051215
Wait wait wait
What was the context for you talking to him
It wasn't just some stranger was it
>>66051189
Thats ok, It was a pretty fucked up thing. I probably wouldn't believe it if someone told me.
>>66051342
another story, just to make it clear I am clinically diagnosed with anti-social personality disorder(sociopathic). This was first year of college and I was on the verge of killing myself as I literally couldn't care about the people in my life. I told my at the time gf about this and she tried to get me help. She quit her job to help me. I dumped her and shared all of her nudes to the frat-boys for some mdma.
It's hard to decide on a favourite but I really like Kid A right now.
>be me
>8
>get bullied a lot at school
>literally everybody hates me and I can't do anything about it
>constantly chased down, name called and left out of most social groups
>this one kid named Shane was the worst of them
>always takes my bag and runs with it
>one time I'm walking home
>take the pathway through this beach to get home more quickly
>the Shane is practically waiting for me there
>forces me to give him my bag
>at this point I've had enough of his shit
>chase him down until he has nowhere to go but swim or give me my bag
>he starts going in the water
>I just watch as I know he has to come out eventually
>he goes pretty deep until he starts panicking
>"HELP I CANT SWIM"
>the fucker went too deep
>I just watch thinking he was joking to get me to come in
>a few minutes pass and his head is under water
>keep watching
>realize he's actually drowning
>I just sit there and watch
>the kid doesn't come back up
>bag floats back to shore
>I just take it home
>0 fucks given
I never thought I'd hear from it again until I went to a Phil Collins show and apparently he saw it all.
I never thought I would ever be
>>66044860
I guess you're new here or something so I'll just tell you.
The object of The Game is to not think about the game. Its a pretty old meme to troll people by intentionally make people lose by reminding them of it.
>>66046717
>Threw wet paper wads at the ceiling in the bathroom
I still do this
>>66051425
I believe it man but don't they do autopsies? wouldn't they detect it? Unless he was on a morphine drip already I suppose.
>>66051505
Oops I'm on my phone disregard that one random line near the end.
When I was a teenager, I put peanut butter on my dick and tried to get my dog to lick it off. He wasn't into it, so I full on stuck my dick in his mouth. He had a look of supreme sadness on his face that haunts me to this day, like he knew exactly what was happening. I basically mouthraped my dog.
>back in 2007
>made the head of our camp's team lose his job because of incomptence of mine and others
>>66051309
t. Swedecuck who can't handle the bantz
>>66044547
Culkin has shit taste
>>66051595
you're embarrassing yourself writing like that, and I'm American
>>66051522
They're not going to do an autopsy if he dies with terminal cancer on life support
T. Medfag
>>66051611
>I'm American
that explains it
>>66051421
He's not a stranger but that was the first time he ever spoke to me. I don't remember what we talked about at all, this was a while ago. He didn't do anything wrong or anything, I don't think.
>>66045281
That would've been punk af, if you actually succeeded
>>66045490
kek
>>66051665
Then why did you need to fuck with him? Why didn't you just give it back? You're evil, and nonsensical.
>>66049424
Kek
>>66051522
Thanks for believing it.
They only do them when the death is suspicious or unknown i think. They wouldn't do on an old man.
>>66050675
damn your friend is like the punisher. Surprised he's still alive honestly
>>66051639
thanks for clearing that up. nerd
>>66047296
I'm proud of you anon, hang in there
>>66051699
I couldn't give it back that would make me look like a fucking pansy.
>>66043013
Holy shit anon
Worst Thing I ever did was to roll T R I P S
I "borrowed" my flatmate's milk once because mine was out of date.
>>66045107
If you still know where this guy lives you have to get revenge on him somehow.
If this is real that is.
>>66044806
fucking hell mate
>>66050509
That sucks anon. How long is he in prison for?
>>66051505
So the kid died? I actually feel kinda happy for you since he was a cunt and all. How did the kids at school react?
>>66043013
>>>/r/4chan
add me in the screencap pls
>>66044547
What a good son you are.
>>66051439
yet another story with an album that coincides with it.
>living in a really shitty area after college
>still have bad habits (drugs, illegal activity, etc etc..)
>always paranoid of the police as I note one following me on a daily basis. I start dodging him and thus, the hunter becomes the hunted
>I borrow a friends car and tail this faggot for weeks
>he always passes my house and often would park on the opposite side of the street a few meters ahead as if to seem like it wasn't my house he was watching
>finally my paranoia comes down like a fucking cartoon piano and I decide to pull some inspo from the IRA
>note this was before a lot of police abuse was being mass reported
>decide to "take a trip to nyc" I let him see me take my luggage and a taxi
>fucker tails the taxi to the airport but likely didn't see any threat.
>I go in, fuck around. Give shitty old piece of empty luggage to bag guy said I just found it.
>friend picks me up and shit starts
>friend was your typical paddy, father hated black and tans
>find out where this pig resides
>lots of cocaine consumed
>molotov cocktail time
>decide to hold off for a week as I had(at the time it was brilliant) a brilliant idea.
>go to farm, buy the fattest sow you could find
>when time comes, piggo gets decapitated and real pig is fast asleep in his home
>draw pentagram with blood for edge points. sow head drenched in gasoline and the hood propped by said head
>molotov the fucking shit out of his lawn and before he realized what the fuck was happening pal threw match into sow head.
not a lot of damage was done( bar his car exploding ) and we were out of there fast. had that van destroyed promptly afterwards and then I "return from NYC"
>tfw the news blamed satanism was the root of all this
I've changed over the years but I still like to do my fair share of b/e into construction sites.
>>66043968
not nice
>>66045246
...-ality?
Fingered my little cousin while I was babysitting her I'm 14 she was like 8. 7 years later and am still worried this will come back to haunt me.
>>66043013
damn, I feel like in 2008
thank you so much
>>66051575
Dude... just... wow
>>66052167
wtf
more?
>groped high school friend when she was sleeping, can't remember if it was voluntary or not
>groped ex too, she woke up but that time was a legit sexsomnia episode
I probably won't ever sleep in the same bed as anybody else again unless I start medication or get this shit sorted out somehow.
>>66052801
This is some vanilla type hentai shit anon
>>66042461
lucky bastard
>>66045336
anon, The Game never ends.
>>66053131
that was the most extreme anarchist kind of shit I did. I'm a bit older now so its chilled out but just to piss off cops, I get a stencil of furry porn and tag the k-9 squad cars. That's usually when I'm really bored and I do not have an album for that. I did light fire to a grain farm in some backass middle of nowhere state in the mid 90s. I've only been arrested twice. Once for possession of narco(heroin, pressed mdma, and hash) in canada and the other time a cop was being really aggressive with me as I looked the part of a dealer so I told him he'd better sleep with one eye open for as long as he's on the force. Only got a fine as my lawyer in California at the time was pretty rad. I've done too much stupid shit in my life. I guess if you want to count it, I vandalize some in really shitty cities.
This is tame compared to everything else posted here, but this is the worst thing I've ever done.
>11 years old
>I have terrible motion sickness and I think I may have a fear of flying in planes
>Christmas rolls around
>Final present is tickets to Disney
>Find out we're flying and become terrified for 4 months until we go
>Finally go, I begin to panic at the airport, it was my first flight
>Get on the plane, I begin to panic even more
>The plane launches and I freak out for 3 hours until we land
>We stay at a hotel for 3 days and visit one park per day
>I don't want to go on any rides because I have motion sickness
>I can't do anything without worrying about the flight back
>My family is angered and sad
>They skip a lot of the things they want to do because I won't do them
>Day to fly back
>I panic again, flight is even worse
>Everyone hated the trip
We never went again.
Jerked it in Wal-mart.
not in the Wal-mart bathroom.
>>66042461
fucking rapist, sexist piece of shit
>>66053404
actually i jerked it to my little sister
in the same room as her
yesteday
>>66042704
That sounds like something throbbing gristle would make a song about lmao
>>66042461
Favorite (recent) album: Like Clockwork
Worst thing I've ever done:
>friend's birthday
>didn't wish him happy birthday on Facebook
>>66049424
Lol
>Chinese bully makes fun of me for three years.
> I'm in 5th grade now.
>Dad tells me at the dinner table to do slanty eyes next time he starts teasing me
>He was joking but I didn't pick up on it.
>Next day, I'm on the bus home. time the kid starts shit, I do the eye thing and shout "OOH DAH DOO HAH!!"
>He just stares at me slack-jawed for a minute, looking like all the air left his body.
>My stop is up, I get off. We say nothing.
Last time he bullied me. Maybe the first time someone mocked him for his race. I felt fucking awful.
>>66053319
w2c fur porn stencil
>>66053605
You did nothing wrong
>>66053605
based dad
>>66053774
had a friend do it, i wish I had the picture on me but it's a german shepard fucking a pig.
>>66042461
Threw a banana peel at someone on the bus in 2nd grade, I don't think I'll ever recover from the regret...
>>66050271
You did the right thing, you had his consent and he was in a lot of pain. Don't feel bad about it. Are you still doing heroin? I assume not since you said 'had' but if you are I wish you luck anon
>>66054348
>You did the right thing, you had his consent and he was in a lot of pain.
this. if no one knows and they won't go back to it, i wouldn't worry about it.
No should be forced to be reduced to that.
>>66054399
Yeah, sucks that anon had to do it himself and the hospital didn't. I'm pretty sure I've heard that laws are changing regarding that kind of thing.
>>66044557
You did good anon
>>66043013
SHIIIIEEEEEET
>>66044856
that's fucking hot, anon
>get first job
>fried chicken fast food joint
>hate it, uniform is puke green, pure bullshit
>one day, set uniform on fire in a vat of chicken fat during shift
>jump on counter in underwear, run through minimall, absolute madman
>run so far i'm downtown, completely lost
>dark now, fucking freezing
>end up being lent huge fake fur coat from this hooker, fall asleep after a while
>wake up, cops have shown up and are trying to arrest me for soliciting a hooker, fuck
>try to explain to the guy was happened, he's not having it so i steal his gun
>got the fuck out of there
>>66042704
>Close to the EDGE
>that story
good job anon
>>66053605
also there's nothing wrong with that. I got bullied by a morbidly obese islander and I shit all over their "culture" Pacific niggers t.b.h
