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high quality memes edition
>>65997150
>>66003038
1st for Jesse
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0inA-l1X_I
>gojira is bad
also
>all those numales in the fake audience
1st for abstract representation of thoughts as shitposting
Best band and best album from the big four, Germany and the American one.
American:
Best band Megadeth
Best album: Peace Sells
Germany:
Best band: Sodom
Best album: Endless Pain
>>66003068
>mfw joe is balding
>>66003113
>Megadeth
>>66003113
rust in peace is better you fug, and best band from teutonic big meme is destruction
>>66003128
so you think Anthrax is better?
>>66003139
Yes of course.
>>66003113
reign in blood goes in all fields
>>66003152
there's no band called "reign in blood"
>>66003152
Why Reign in Blood of all albums? Not even the best Slayer album, Hell Awaits and Show No Mercy are much better
After 6 months i can finally play this at full speed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPmo1aFqW0U
>>65998834
Thanks for the spoonfeed. I now regret waiting so long to check this band out. It's just that ever since I started lurking, I've found most of /metal/'s favorite albums disappointing, so I kinda shelved them for a while.
>>66003186
No they aren't.
>>66003195
Which ones did you find dissapointing?
>>66003195
>Thanks for the spoonfeed. I now regret waiting so long to check this band out. It's just that ever since I started lurking, I've found most of /metal/'s favorite albums disappointing, so I kinda shelved them for a while.
This is a dumb excuse
>>66003195
you gotta know what your own taste is before exploring more bands, anon.
>>66003187
But that's really easy
>>66003186
because angel of death
whats the metal equivalent of a beautiful vegan vagina that i would like to be licking?
>>66003255
Gojira
>>66003255
I get disgust whenever I hear the word "vegan"
>>66003177
hello newfriend
>>66003113
this is the patrician choices:
American:
>Metallica
>Reign in Blood
German:
>Destruction
>Pleasure to Kill
>>66003255
Cattle Decap
also this >>66003267
i really like arghoslent, but can't get into other speed/heavy metal. any recs?
>>66003255
Ildjarn
>>66003325
isn't Arghoslent melodeath
>>66003325
x-japan is pretty much at the zenith of speed/heavy/power/whatever feel, vanishing vision pretty much opened my mind completely to this style
>>66003340
Yes, I think it's a joke on the whole miscategorization of the band
>>66003255
this dude is a fucking savage man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1firrLPGcGU
>>66003362
he's been a meme for a quite awhile now
>>66003340
non-anusfag pls go
>>66003278
Pleasure to Kill is the only good Destruction release though
>>66003038
give me the best power metal
>>66003438
twilight force
>when you wanna discuss an album with someone and they just start spouting /metal/ memes
meal for feel?
>>66003362
>tfw grass-eater is still more fit than you
feels bad man
>>66003212
Off the top of my head:
Deicide - Legion
Mercyful Fate - Don't Break the Oath
Lykathea Aflame - Elvenefris (sorry preacher)
They're not bad, just not as amazing as I expected. I later learned that 'essential albums' are not necessarily the best of their respective genres; just the pioneers. Kind of like this anon said: 65999922
>>66003186
Reign in Blood is an album with 10 or so songs that sound like Angel of Death, the best thrash song in existence. Therefore, it's the best album in existance. Glad I could clear that up.
>>66003438
Lost horizon, X-japan, Angra, Early yngwie malmsteen albums, Virgin steele, Aion, cloven hoof, Twillight force, Versailles, Catharsis, Light bringer,
>>66003461
I fully got deicide's legion and don't break the oath, a lot later, a time will come for that
>>66003461
Sorry, but Don't Break the Oath is probably the best metal album in existence.
>>66003461
>Deicide - Legion
>dissapointing
but that album rips
Legit question:
I like metal, but I don't know very many modern bands (I know Mastodon, Gojira, Meshuggah, Opeth, etc.). I'm about to get my own show on my college's radio station and I don't want to play the same few bands over and over.
Suggestions?
>>66003340
No, it isn't. It's very heavy metal with harsh vocals.
>>66003461
most times people aren't gonna find the essential albums so good because it just isn't to their taste
i listen to shit-tons of grindcore and i think Nasum is boring as shit, per example
a better way of seeking albums you liked is to consider what albums are your favorites and then search or ask for albums that take a similar approach (per example, someone loves VBE > Checkout Virus
also
>Lykathea Aflame - Elvenefris (sorry preacher)
das cute, anon
>>66003518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFt56Qlt52M
>>66003518
Black fast, ash pool, katalepsy
Is Tormentor - Elizabeth Bathory's chorus in a weird time signature?
>>66003518
I don't know man just play some neo-thrash like Municipal Waste
>>66003518
how modern are you talking?
>>66003518
Vektor
>>66003518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGk1pnuD_qw
post a better blacc metal song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrDOLZWLRMw
Is Metallica considered exterme meal?
>>66003667
thrash metal is an extreme metal genre so yes
post dank snares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXC3vs46ogI
>inb4 putrefaction in progress
>>66003667
>>66003682
>thrash
>extreme metal
every time-
>>66003652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdgeM38MIEY
JUST
>>66003720
at the very least it isn't some liberal kike shit, still pretty dumb
what is the gr00viest $lam ?
>>66003720
JUST attempt at photoshop more like.
>It's real
what the fuck
>>66003737
slipknot
>>66003737
Me slamming ur mums groove
>>66003518
Leprous
Intronaut
Textures
>>66003720
M E M E
E
M
E
>>66003782
>glenn TIPton
>>66003464
>Reign in Blood is an album with 10 or so songs that sound like Angel of Death
There are only 2 other songs on that album in Angel Of Death's league and it's pretty obvious which ones
>>66003737
Katalepsy
7 H.Target
Abominable Putridity
>>66003782
ASK THE SHEEP
FOR THEIR BELIEF
>>66003807
I was pointing out that they all sound the same, not that they're all of the same quality.
>>66003807
gopnik and cyka blyat?
>>66003840
If they're not of the same quality then your argument is meaningless regardless of whether they sound the same. In fact, having them all sound similar with most of them not reaching the same level of excellence as the song they're similar to sounds like criticism against the album as opposed to praise.
>>66003899
Yes, if you couldn't catch the sarcasm in my initial post.
>>66003914
>>66003914
>if you couldn't catch the sarcasm in my initial post.
Oh I see now
>>66003914
Oh I see now
>>66003113
>American
Slayer
Kill' Em All
>Germany
Sodom
Pleasure to Kill
>>66003914
Sarcasm is difficult to detect in plain text, without vocal cues - especially for /metal/ autists. Please be patient.
>>66004024
It's especially hard to detect when it isn't there, and the initial post is just retarded.
>>66004054
Read the post again, autist, and take note of the tone.
Hell Awaits>Show No Mercy>Peace Sells>Rust In Peace>Reign In Blood>Killing Is My Business>Kill 'Em All>South Of Heaven>So Far So Good So What>Ride The Lightning>Spreading The Disease>And Justice For All>Master Of Puppets>Fistful Of Metal>Among The Living>State Of Euphoria
>>66004088
St. Anger>Everything in your post
>>66004024
trying to put sarcasm in internet text arguments because you're either gonna look like a massive twat when thee was no indication that it was sarcasm or you're just gonna sound like a condescending cunt
>>66004088
I agree with this but I would put Ride the Lightning above Killing is My Businesss
>>66004062
I am. It's retard tone.
Because you're retarded.
>>66004088
Yeah, no. This is completely wrong.
>>66004106
I'm sorry to say, but you have autism. It must be a tough condition to live with.
>>66004088
"no"
>>66004125
>>66004142
t. butthurt CAUGHT IN A MOSH thrash kiddies
>>66004125
>the witty "yeah no"
>it's humorous because he say "Yes" then also he say "no" :D
>>66004134
autists have easy lives, i wish i were autistic
>>66004134
It's not as tough as living with your mental retardation, so I consider myself lucky.
>>66004157
What is the point of this post?
>>66004150
what did he mean by this
>>66004169
So you admit to having autism? Now how can you say my post wasn't sarcastic? Your loss in this argument is going into my permanent archives.
:^)
>>66004088
>RtL that low
absloutely disgusting
why all the Megadeth hate?
>>66004134
If you think you can convey sarcasm online without modifying your text to make it obvious then you are probably autistic. Not understanding how social cues work is a sign of autism
>>66004229
there's absolutely 0 megadeth hate, are you retarded or new?
>>66004221
>Your loss in this argument is going into my permanent archives.
nice sarcasm, bro ;)
>>66004221
Because you're retarded.
>>66004229
Because Megadeth is overrated here.
![[heavy tipping].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PxOJaiG.jpg "[heavy tipping].jpg")
>>66004221
>Your loss in this argument is going into my permanent archives.
>ITT Retards vs Autists
>browsing TechnicalDeathMetal.org
>see a Pennsylvanian band called Boobah
>"ok I need to hear this"
>find their bandcamp
>they posted lyrics
https://boobah.bandcamp.com/track/the-world-engine-feat-martino-casedda
>>66004337
>chastity hats
>>66004344
Now is fucking cry
forced to cruel visions
is fucking die
SHAME ON YOU
The world is mine,
i’m not afraid of your fucking lies,
The truth is mine,
i’m not afraid of your fucking lies
>>66004338
which side are you on /metal/?
autist here tbqh
>>66004338
Autists win every single time, just look at my work in the Moorish Caliphate
>>66004399
autist master race
What the fuck are you on about? What was the original argument? Whatever, you're just slinging shit at each other now, so stop it and listen to some GWAR or similar
>>66004454
i'm listening to twilight force as we speak
>>66004454
t. retard
or is this more """""sarcasm"""
ITT: gay underage porn addicts
>>66004399
Autism will dominate the world
>>66004472
Very commendable at least compared to the stuff that's going on here. Of course twilight force is shit and you're a double autistic super fedora reddit tier retard
I can't take Slayer seriously anymore, not even their old albums, it's a real shame, it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth every time.
>>66004505
>>66004532
>>66004518
>"""sarcasm"""
>>66004229
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>66004518
>Of course twilight force is shit
that's how i know you're baiting ! :^)
>>66004518
t. retard
>>66004548
fucking retard
>>66004344
Boohbah is also the name of a fucking surreal children's show from the UK. Coincidence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if5RgkYdP8Q
>>66004532
It's a good bike though. Have you tried it before judging? Very stable build quality and my slayer sneakers work well with it. Can't complain
>>66004505
i missed this meme
>>66004569
Hell no, I'm an autist born and bred
or is this more """"""sarcasm""""""
this thread is sarcastically amazing
>>66004532
Now I know what to buy when I'm finally forced to sell my 2003 Volkswagen
""""sarcasm""""fags are false, they should do not entry
>>66004588
if you could't catch that already...
>>66004338
Team autism here reporting in
>>66004616
t. """"""""""sarcasm""""""""
>>66004642
coming from an autist that means nothing
>>66004673
coming from a gay underage retarded megadeth addict autist that means less than nothing
>>66004505
Do you mean that we're gay and addicted to underage porn, or addicted to underage gay porn? Such fine distinctions are important to my autism.
>>66004699
wew lad
>>66004699
coming from an autist who has listened to fallujah 93 times that means nothing
>>66004714
>"""sarcasm"""
Little practice run. Still doing research for the LDoH memes. Going to be tricky.
" """sarcasm""" "
>>66004673
>nothing
but remember, an absence is also a presence of absence
>>66004699
>less than nothing
oh fug
>autists miss sarcasm in a post and the thread devolves into rampant shitposting
/metal/ - Metal general
>>66004756
does he like Korn ?
>>66004756
I must say you're holding up well. This one's unfolding like a symphony.
>>66004812
"""""sarcasm"""""?
>>66004812
>sarcasm
>>66004812
>retard can't convey sarcasm in text and the thread devolves into rampant shitposting
/metal/ - retard general
Sarcasm
>>66004855
No need to hold down the shift and apostrophe keys, autist.
/metal/ can't convey metal in one thread and it devolves into rampant shitpostinig
>/metal/
>>66004866
>Autist can't accept the fact that he has autism and keeps calling others retards
I guess this is to be expected, but still:
/metal/ - Autism speaks
#JeSuisJesse
>>66004876
"""""don't tell me what to do faggot""""""
>>66004894
>Retard doesn't understand how sarcasm works and blames others for his failure
/metal/ seriously dude you are a retard
CONTROL THE FLOW
WATCH THEM DIE
>>66004876
>spotting the difference between single and double quotes
autist
>>66004923
>Dude has autism and can't understand autism, and can't even understand that he can't understand autism so to defend against his cognitive dissonance he projects his retardedness onto others on an anonymous image board on a recuring thread used to discuss a genre of music known as "metal".
/metal/ seriously dude you are a autism
WAKE ME UP
>>66004959
>>66003464
this is """""sarcasm"""""
>Retard is retarded, lives in a world of confusing rules he does not understand and lashes out in anger
/metal/ - We forgive you retard
>>66004959
The autists seem right here >>66003464 doesn't seem like sarcasm at all
maybe you're just retarded
>>66003687
>Forced Unnatural Carnal Knowledge
Swear to God all slam bands use those "metal name generator" things to title their songs
>muh artificial cleavage
If only some anon can successfully argue that autism is a form of retardation, this thread would be saved
>>66005080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5W2Nmj53x8
>>66005015
>Here we observe the autist in its natural habitat: pointless internet arguments. There are many interesting behaviors autists exhibit such as not being able to comprehend tone of writing or taking ephemeral posts on the internet too seriously, but perhaps the most interesting aspect of their psyche is their incredible self-awareness. In this very post, the autist has given a description of a "retard," a competitor species, while not realizing that this description not only perfectly describes himself but he knows that too, albeit sub-consciously. The autist is fully aware of his shortcomings but his brain has very defense mechanisms to keep such thoughts away from the ego, keeping the autist generally safe from himself.
/metal/
cool argument you guys are having here
>>66005098
So what you're saying is that, in fact, you are autistic?
>>66005080
It's a tradition, like war metal album covers. You're not fighting against tradition, are you, Anon?
>>66005098
>>66005098
>doubleautism confirmed
>>66005096
good pick
fucking THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3vrAU7PHeQ
this is it, this is the sound i've been looking for for fucking years. i know the body get labelled as 'hipster metal', but whatever; i'm begging you recommend me similar bands that capture the essence of this track
>>66005162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZTWWS3k5sc
>>66005162
it's not hipster metal
it's not even metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZsjGZzebq8
>>66005190
fuck you
>sarcasm
>>66005209
why
>>66005162
for a similar sound you can listen to interracial cuckold ASMR
this is so fucking boring
and i used to like this garbage
>>66005205
>it's not even metal
i... fail to see that
this album is cool, thanks, but it's not what i'm looking for. i'm after doom-y sludge with shrieking vocals
>>66004939
REFUSE TO LOVE
REFUSE TO LEARN
FUEL THE FIRE
TO WATCH IT BURN
Holy shit guys I just remembered something I hadn't thought about for years: The metal club at my high school.
>be me, first year in high school
>school has this thing were people make clubs for everything
>start a metal club wiith some other people
>it's tradition to present new clubs at the "morning gathering" (idk how to translate this)
>basically the whole school is there, general messages are given and people play music
>We decide to do a mosh pit to Angel of Death for our presentation
>these gatherings just take place in the gym hall with people sitting on the floor
>no stage, chairs or anything
>for maximum surprise factor we have some girls dressed up very poppy
>they go in up in front of the hall to a pop song and present the "pop club"
>suddenly, music switches to Angel of Death
>when the scream comes 10-15 people run up and start moshing
>we go hard as fuck
>one guy bangs his head against a girl's, looks pretty intense
>when the song is over we run out
>girl is bleeding from her head
>turns out the guy broke his front tooth in half
>other half of the tooth is sitting in her hair
>mood is generally uneasy
>mfw that was the only thing that metal club ever did
>>66005290
i expected interracial cuckold ASMR and got 80s thrash thanks for the disappointment
So why can't retards understand how sarcasm works?
>>66005162
WOOOO
WOOOO
>>66005346
lol brutal
if indeed that was the only thing that metal club ever did, it can count itself a success
>morning gathering
in my country we call it 'assembly'
>>66005346
How did you get the girls to agree to this? I'd imagine they wouldn't want to be (sorry)... caught in a mosh
>>66005430
oh yeah, assembly is the right word
>>66005450
they were part of the club and joined the mosh
>>66005471
>they were part of the club and joined the mosh
you went to a much cooler high school than I did.
What the fucks going on
WOOO WOOO WOOOOOOOOO
WOWOOOOOO
>>66005483
there are plenty of girls who like slayer, metallica, etc. but don't expect them to know anything more obscure than kreator.
>>66005524
Some retard doesn't understand how to use sarcasm
>>66005524
your mother
>>66005471
>they were part of the club and joined the mosh
I'm a little jealous now.
>>66005483
honestly these girls were just into scenecore
idk why they joined us
alright seriously what's the /metal/-approved alternative to the body
or is it just contrarian backlash that they got popular and the newer albums are kind of shitty
>>66005590
scene kids crave credibility, and trve metal cred is the hardest cred of all the scenes
>>66005609
>the body
>kind of shitty
there you go
>>66005609
Bongripper
What was the point of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDTrWw_APM
>>66003560
I'd say 90s and up.
>>66005769
>punk
>>66005346
i dont care if its real or not i laughed
>>66003560
I'd say post-millenial
This is damn good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJaJkpBdT44
>>66005689
they don't have any cohesive albums but it's all about the one-off tracks. i can't stand anything involving that choir they seem to love so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ntQUWLaHqo
>>66005726
of course, i love bongripper
>>66005788
???
Everytime I hear Type O Negative I smell the scent of Peter Steele's asshole
>>66005346
my school was the same thing, but i never joined any club so i just walked in circles around the school, the girls on my class even called me Prowler
>>66005769
it's a skit you dip
>tfw i only started listening to metal the last couple of months in my senior year
I envy you guys, know what you have
>>66005868
>you dip
Anon, dont call me like that!! :^(
Do Ufomammut have the /metal/ pass or should I fuck off
>>66005934
That someone took the time to make this demonstrates what kind of fanbase Mgla has
>>66005934
NO MEMES
>>66005839
Vagabundo? It sounds cooler in English.
>>66005968
yeah i know, Vagabundo doesn't really have the creepy connotations it has in the english language
>>66005922
I'm not a fan, but I've seen Snailking on some charts and stuff, so yeah. You may remain in the hall.
Whoever was asking about thoughts on Gateways of Annihilation earlier
yeah it's pretty good
>>66005839
Our clubs were often pretty silly though. Most of them only lived for a couple of events, although a few legendary ones lasted for years, such as the wine club which was just about getting shitfaced on box wine. iirc they had an entry test where you had to tell the difference between red and white wine blindfolded. Hard stuff
>>66006006
holy bruce dickinson
lots of sixes
>>66005968
>>66005988
you only think it sounds cool because of Maiden tbqh
>>66005839
I tried to write a parody of Iron Maiden's Prowler to fit your situation but I'm really bad at lyrics :(
no one has done it better than cryptopsy
>>66005955
>took the time
Looks like a simple lighten and some text to me. 3 minutes tops, 2 of which to open the damn thing.
>>66006037
actually i think it sounds cool because of Pig Destroyer, since Prowler was literally my favorite album back in the day
>>66006060
a second sixes get within 5 minutes confirms this
>>66006060
Most overrated DM abnd ever
>>66006006
oh my this is some post ID
>>66006060
i love this album
>>66006060
your post number sounds like sepultura refuse/resist
>>66006060
>>66006006
Lord Satan, why hath you allowed those filthy 0s between your 6s?
>>66006060
yeah no one does the Seinfield bass better than them
>>66006089
nah the praise is fully justified imo
>>66006017
Damn, son. What's the legal age for drinking alcohol over there?
>getting shitfaced on box wine
I still do that, to be quite honest desu
>you had to tell the difference between red and white wine blindfolded
hahahaha, way to set the bar high
I think I could taste a Pinotage apart from the other red cultivars, but that's about it
>>66006075
this desu
your destiny was clearly entwined with Scott Hull's
'Gatuno', now, that sounds cool and scary. Were there any gatunos at your school?
>>66006017
i don't think i remember any of the clubs, i know there was a music club (really pathetic tbqh) there was a really small anime club (even more pathetic) i can't remember anything else
>>66006006
>>66006060
>>66666666 is coming
>>66006184
Gatuno is way more associated with trashy petty thieves, while Vagabundo is more of the drifting Hobo variety
My late school years, I guess you Americans would call it high school years, were the worst honestly. I just walked around school randomly, not talking to anyone, picked up smoking and always went into the smoking corner, sitting on the floor nobody even noticed me, I went to school four weeks in four years and I guess if I went more back then I would have picked up on metal quicker and without getting hip hop back then because I was heavily into Bloodbath and Darkthrone in 10th grade, I just never bothered to look further and did drugs and stuff... I envy people who were listening to metal in their early youth
>>66006207
If it's not in a /metal/ thread I'm going be slightly rustled
>>66006006
good, now listen to Monstrosity
ignore the shitty artwork; shit's dank
$lam$ are here prepare your ass for the $lam$
>>66006226
do you still smoke?
i never into'd extreme metal until i was 17 but was listening to maiden and metallica since at least 13
>>66006231
If we're unlucky enough /kpg/ will steal it, like they stole >>66000000
>>66006251
ugh. tumblr. fml
>>66006259
No, I quit smoking last year when I was properly getting into metal, because I wanted to buy CD's and was low on money so I visualized myself that 15 packs of cigarettes a month might as well be 30 albums, now, I'm not buying 30 albums a month but I am glad for my health, though I picked up drinking this year and am on my way to becoming an alcoholic because I can not talk to people or leave my house without being drunk because of my anxieties
