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/metal/ general: Fresh Prince ft. Bjorn "Speed" Strid edition
old thread: >>65959829
can Bjorn be stopped?
>>65969148
first for black metal fucking sucks
IS THERE ANY GOOD METAL OUT THERE WITH NO VOCALS, I ENJOY BANDS LIKE MINISTRY(OLD ALBUMS) AND REVENGE BUT I CANT STAND HEARING PEOPLE BECAUSE I AM A SHUT IN LOSER oh sorry about caps i dont feel like retyping this
>>65969148
doesn't will smith's wife play in a nu metal band or something?
>>65969191
he's too speedy
>>65969148
what's the current /meal/ flavor of the month? i think vektor came out a month ago, so we need some fresher memes
>>65969203
Bongripper and Earth are god tier.
>>65969217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=regofIzNFvE
>>65969148
Does anyone actually think that it is remotely amusing or clever to keep shitting out this meme?
>>65969245
that pics a great help, thanks!
>>65969249
i only check this general once every 2 months to see if it's as terrible as it was last time
and it always is
>>65969249
I don't think you understand this place, or memes in general.
>>65969247
Why did I not know about this until now holy shit
>>65969247
Oh so it's actually her
>>65969245
arctopus is shit
>>65969249
welcome 2 /mu/
>>65969416
We keep telling you to leave and you keep sulking back. You're shit.
>>65969416
Why is it shit? I've been meaning to give it a listen for a while now and have heard a lot of good things about it.
>>65969460
way too wanky
>>65969443
big stinky fuck boy
>>65969486
I've seen your musical taste. You're not in a position to say what's shit.
>>65969486
>big stinky fuck boy
You are literally a child.
>>65969511
but im gonna do it anyway though, does that make you mad?
>>65969546
No, it makes me think less of you. As does your reposes to criticism. You present yourself as pathetic.
>>65969572
You're pathetic
>>65969486
>way too wanky
the wank is the only good thing about it though
>>65969600
You're not exactly proving me wrong here. This whole thing makes you seem immature and unintelligent.
>>65969600
THIS BITCHES THOUGHT YOU WAS CUTE TIL YOU SHOWED YOUR TRIP LIKE
DAMN RIGHT SHITPOST RIGHT THROUGH IT
>>65969621
how do you mean?
how did Killjoy become famous? literally the worst dm vocalist I've ever heard.
>>65969643
drhair isn't the worst trip but he's just like a class clown that doesn't realize no one finds him funny anymore
plus he almost never talks about metal in any important way
>>65969651
well how do you mean it's too much wank?
post illegal tin cans
>>65969723
>>65969722
It's like borderline avant garde with how many time signatures are in one song.
>>65969692
I was never trying to be funny in the first place. Someone told me I wasn't cool enough to be in their super secret underground metal club but I'm here anyway. The fact that that triggers some sort of reaction in said someone is not my fault.
Would "Bubble Butt Sluts" be a catchy band name?
>>65969797
> borderline avant garde with how many time signatures are in one song
And this is bad how? This is too much wank how exactly?
>>65969803
is this a goregrind band?
>>65969797
>>65969797
No you weren't trying to be funny. You were trying to be an annoying little shit and you succeeded. Well done.
No one wants you here because you don't contribute, and you act like a childish asshole.
>>65969865
Yeah, we're gonna do grind with a bit of J-Pop influence
Finally gave this a proper listen and was pretty blown away.
Now I have to ask, are there any bands that could be considered kraut-metal? Hama is a fuckin jam
>>65969840
I just don't hear anything that really stands out among all the different shit that happens in each song. I suppose it's that it's not memorable or exceptional to me. Someone who likes that mathy prog type stuff might like it. But even then it's pretty extreme
>>65969891
sounds cool anon
>>65969929
yea is p gud
More like this please
>>65969891
How weeb are you going to go here son
>>65969941
And now you are acting like an adult. You are typing well thought out criticisms and being moderate.
If you were like this all the time, people would actually want you here.
>>65969929
Aluk Todolo is literally blackened krautrock
>>65969980
We don't want the /a/ audience, if that's what you're implying
In simplest, unrealized terms, imagine Pig Destroyer + the Berserk anime theme song
>>65970020
That sounds decently interesting
>>65970004
That sounds sick, thanks
>>65970020
keep fighting the good fight anon
This is the most cancerous video/comment section I've seen all week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke-oZcTgAPI
>>65970020
You should cover anime OPs with your goregrind aesthetic
>>65969249
(You)
What does he listen to?
>>65970307
candlemass
>>65970307
entry level meme metal, like you
What metal bands do Chads like?
>>65970648
Metallica, Pantera, FFDP, Slipknot some Meshuggah maybe. Grooveshit.
>>65970698
Can confirm. My chad friend likes all of those except Meshuggah.
>>65970648
imagine a playlist of exclusively Breaking Benjamin and 5FDP on repeat, forever
>>65970648
NIN, but mostly their more electronic albums
>>65970648
of mice and men
not been in for a few weeks lads, how we doing?
Just a reminder that war metal is the cancer killing the underground and Caladan Brood is an inferior clone of Summoning.
>>65971144
Just a reminder no one cares
>>65971131
scenefags =/= chads
Chads are incapable of self-loathing
Demolition Hammer is killing live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKdCasDSZeg
James Reilly looks like a crazy hobo. He sounds drunk when singing Downwind Death (43:50)
My country just won Copa America. Metal for this feel?
HOW CAN YOUUUU
HINDER THAT WHICH EMBRACES STRATEGIES AGAINST IT
>>65971144
Literally no one was talking about Caladan Brood until you bought it up
>>65971203
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOUVE DONE
>>65969245
just finished conquering dystopia, i think im in love
did anyone else think for years this album cover was a guy standing in a big plate glass skyscraper window looking over a city?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Dko5GNevE
I liked it better than way tbqh
Post power metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlW2poIt6nY
I believe more nu metal is bearable to non english speaking people because you can ignore the lyrics more easily
>>65971479
>implying numetal isn't dank as fuck anyway
>>65969148
How fuckin tall is björn
>>65971459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukWu40cDMOM
>>65971497
Of course, but without the lyrics it's a little more bearable.
>>65971544
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker.
>>65971569
its just one of those days
>>65971569
>>65971600
if you guys don't stop posting gay pleb numetal I'm gonna take a chainsaw
>>65971569
Dude, I didn't sleep since I woke up so give me a break
>>65971625
What else are you going to do if don't stop posting gay pleb numetal?
>>65971625
A Motherfucking chainsaw? What are you going to do with that?
Why aren't you a pagan yet, /meal/?
>>65971662
I haven't slept since I woke up and found my whole life was a lie.
>>65971658
Honestly I might just have to skin your ass raw, if my day keeps going this way
>>65971662
I am
>>65971662
Too much charity work although the bake sales are ok.
>>65971669
oh, so wait, the line makes sense in context?
I thought it was just stupid so we memed it
>>65971662
Because Satan is my master
>>65971669
One time I found out my record player I had for years was playing everything about a half step too high/fast. My entire music collection was a lie.
>>65971682
No you aren't
>>65971688
You are wrong, fucked, and overrated
>>65971702
One time I realized an album that I thought had ended abruptly in what seemed mid-song for dramatic purposes actually had just been corrupted in download. There was an entire 5 more minutes of song.
I liked the shortened version.
>>65971703
Well I'm not in the catholic church anymore and adopted Buddhism so I am a pagan.
You goddamn fucker.
>>65971709
I feel ill reading your posts and the blame lies entirely with you
>>65971757
I think you better quit., let the shit slip
>>65971740
I had a completely corrupted version of cannibal corpse - the wretched spawn that was an incomplete download and skipped like a mf. I miss this version because I listened to it many times.
>I haven't slept since I woke up and found my whole life was a lie
Why do we meme this again? It's nowhere near as stupid as said it was.
>>65971789
MY MEDITATION MAKES ME ENLIGHTENED AND PAGAN
>>65971757
>adopted Buddhism
Kek
>So I am pagan
KEK
>>65971807
everyone here secretly likes their early work
>>65971807
out of context = that's the joke
>>65971834
I don't.
>>65971807
they have much more memeworthy lines tbqh
>>65971840
Sure, if that's how the joke started, which it isn't.
It started with us laughing at how stupid Corey Taylor was that he thought "I haven't slept since I woke up" was clever.
>>65971878
their lyrics were always shite but them dank tunes
>them dank tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhu0cTJKTMU
So when are we gonna get serious and start memeing with the big guns?
WANNA DIG INSIDE
FIND A LITTLE BIT A MEAT
>>65972018
What the hell is this and why is actually pretty catchy
>>65972074
This is dub metal/nu metal and because you are false
>>65972100
I mean the music is still p bad but I still find it catchy please help me
>>65972117
There is no cure for falsehood.
Do not entry.
>>65972140
Time to burn all my black metal tapes
I have failed
I put together a 3x3 of albums I will take with me to the fucking grave. Please r8.
>inb4 someone bitches about Filosofem
it's literally a masterpiece and hipsters have no idea why they actually like it or what's truly special about it from a production perspective.
>>65972201
Good shit son, though desu I do not really like Dissection
>>65972018
this is alright but it's basically a soft version of fucking based Mad Capsule Markets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY3b3AH64_g
Daily reminder that this is the black metal tour(not fest) of the year
>>65972201
In whatever afterlife you end up in, they will laugh at you for this selection.
does this count
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6mU7wCWGQ0
I'm kinda getting into the new Broken Teeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4JfFUx1LZI
Original Release Date: May 13, 2016
>>65972315
>tfw I can dig power metal and fucking love historical/military themes and lyrics
>tfw I just cannot get into Sabaton after trying for years
>>65972374
What do you think is unappealing. They got a new album coming out, so maybe...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jTgkTEDDog
Here's a song from it they did as a teaser.
>>65972374
That's just because they're garbage.
>>65972400
well so is your songfu.
>>65972374
I guess the problem is that Sabaton are not good. Also rather pompous in how they treat the themes. Try thrower of bolts, they might suit you better.
>>65972395
I really can't put my finger on it, they just don't get my blood pumping even though based on my tastes I should love them. The song you posted is a bit more like it but ehh
>>65972421
Songfus are for queers. As are Sabaton.
>>65972252
There's a band called necronomicon? Holy shit.
>>65972422
>implying BT isn't my favourite band
>>65972446
There are several bands called necronomicon, why does this surprise you?
>>65972446
http://www.metal-archives.com/search?searchString=necronomicon&type=band_name
I'm showing seven just for metal although its probably a safe assumption there arent any others.
>>65972487
I think there's an occult rock band (or two) called necronomicon
>>65972498
oh good to know because I checked all those bands and actually only 3 qualify
has any other band ever captured these feels?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_jP-OcUAo
and I don't just mean obvious cheap worship bands who replicated RoC like Warmaster etc, I mean the feels
>>65972533
Which feels?
>>65972545
See the song I posted m9
>>65972201
Replace Goat Horns with Voice of Steel.
Remove Marduk completely.
Replace Storm of the Light's Bane with Somberlain.
Celtic Frost is fine.
Replace Filosofem with Hvis Lyset Tar Oss.
Replace Rebellion with Worship Him.
Replace whatever Sunn album that is with Black One.
Gorgoroth is fine.
Replace Bathory self-titled with Blood Fire Death.
>>65972579
I see it. Which feels?
>>65972545
I'm guessing he's talking about the hammer of history forming the world, which you can clearly hear when listening to the song
>>65972614
I'm guessing since he didn't say that there's no way to be sure that's what he's saying.
>>65972599
I don't know if you're trying to say that song has no feels or you want me to break down exactly what I mean into an objective description, which I can't
>>65972638
I get no other feels from this song so this must be it
>>65972614
this is a cracking description by the way
>>65972644
>you want me to break down exactly what I mean into an objective description
How can I give you something if you don't even know what it is?
>>65972652
Yes but you are not him.
>>65972671
I think you might be autistic :/
>>65972671
I'm pretty sure you're winding me up but if not- we're talking about a sad song by a death metal band, I can't break down into percentages exactly what emotions I'm talking about in which proportions for what reasons. I don't know what you're trying to do here.
>>65972683
You went online asked the internet for more songs that gave you the same "feels" as that one, and then when the internet asked what you were feeling you were unable to describe it. Actually first you avoided a direct answer and just referred to the video again.
That's an inability to emotionally connect with others and dependence on a fantasy world. That's autism.
>>65972735
I'm not even that guy bro
you have autism
>>65972731
I'm trying to find out exactly what you want, but apparently you're unable to communicate your emotions like a normal human being.
Frankly it doesn't matter now because at this point I wouldn't give you a song like that even if I did.
>>65972751
I'm not even that guy bro
you have autism
>>65972772
How about we call it a truce and say everyone here has autism? It's probably safer that way
/meadl/ : From Sabaton over bolt thrower to autism in mere minutes
>>65972788
How about you learn to communicate properly? To analyse your emotions or something?
>>65972827
Bruh I had nothing to do with the bolt thrower feels argument
>>65969247
oh so this is black metal
>>65972583
Hvis Lyset Tar Oss is really not that great.
If you said Aske I would accept it because it was a close call between the two of them.
SotLB is the only Dissection album i've messed it and I love it so much I honestly don't care what else there is by them. Call me a retard if you wish.
Worship him is a fair suggestion but Rebellion combines two of my favorites from Worship Him and my runner up which is Blood Ritual so I had to choose Rebellion to get the best of both worlds.
Blood Fire Death is a meme.
Flight of the Behemoth is better than Black One, but I'll let it slide.
>>65972834
You probably should have kept it that way, instead of inserting yourself into things you weren't involved in.
>>65972583
Also no fucking way would I remove Marduk
Listen to this track and tell me that again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFmvBL_33PA
>>65972856
You probably shouldn't continue arguing with someone on an anonymous laotian woodcarving sit because someone called you autistic
>>65972846
You're a retard.
>>65972872
You should probably practice what you preach before you go out preaching.
Anyone else think folk metal, even more so than stoner metal, is great metal to get ludicrously high too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UemvsMQli6I&index=1&list=PLdNabb_11wbylE9bkqVz1l7jWlvNeQCmh
>>65972889
Yeah except I legitimately have nothing better to do so jokes on you
>>65972899
Is it? You have nothing better to do than argue pointlessly in things you have no personal stake in with people you think are autistic.
You are the joke.
>>65972889
>>65972872
You are both autistic, but there's a cure. Meditate and become a Buddhist (= pagan) like me.
>>65972844
>>65972844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsQhuxPsSjE
No this is black metal
So endlessly spiralling arguments with Mr Spock here aside, what is some tragic-sounding war-themed meal?
>>65972929
Yes that is the exact self-deprecating joke I was making thanks
>>65972867
Remove Marduk forever. They're the Nickleback of black metal.
>>65972962
I saw them recently and it was a snoozefest
>>65972949
Of course it was. You were only "pretending" to be retarded.
>>65972948
See if you'd asked for that instead of just vague "feels" we wouldn't have this issue
>>65972962
>Nickleback of black metal
That's Dark Funeral
>>65972995
Hey at least pretending to be retarded is better than being autistic
>>65972995
Ok well we've settled that, do you have any suggestions?
>>65973013
And an autistic pretending to be retarded is worse than either
>>65973023
I'm not exactly feeling generous towards you at this moment.
>>65973038
Haha ok, this is the last one you get out of me. Well played m80
>>65973038
aight well this argument has been run into the ground it's been fun shitposting with you
>>65973002
Ehhh yea I'd agree with that. Marduk seem mostly aware that they're a meme band whereas Dork Funeral think the music they're making is actually good.
>>65972995
What the fuck man we're on a music board. If you can't tell what's emotionally special about a song you should maybe stay out of the discussion.
"I'd like something with the same vibe as suffocation "
" what do you mean? What's this supposed to sound like? I don't get it man I'm not you "
CHRIST
>>65973057
>>65973062
So the typical "ha ha well played im definitely not angry and want to make it seem like I'm leaving confidently instead of running away"
Adios Autismos
>>65973077
I honestly always thought it was the other way around
>>65973083
Ignore and move on buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX1J7MyvkWY
>>65973083
If you can't even tell people what you want, if you lack the emotional intelligence or vocabulary or just the self-awareness of your own basic desires, maybe you shouldn't ask people for things.
>>65973086
I'd just rather not clog up this thread anymore than I already have, and I was legitimately just shit posting out of boredom, calm down.
Also I'm not replying to anything you say to me after this so don't even bother
>>65973110
why do japanese people always sound all halting and hesitant like they're trying to muddle through a second language
>>65973133
>>65973138
Because when you don't understand the language you notice things like that more.
>>65973156
>>65973145
>youtube scrolling on in the background
>hear something that sound bretty gud
>it's fucking nu Deicide of all things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJkMrl4AG8w
>>65973196
>bretty gud
Anon I seriously question your taste when you say this
>>65973224
I just have this thing for overproduced but basic dm, it reminds me of being young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5iACK-ju0g
>>65973138
because all Japanese are slightly retarded from centuries of inbreeding
So why does no one ever talk about Throne of Ahaz? One of the best Swedish BM bands imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdsDkF305zg
Hey if that Boltthrower feels guy is still here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJaKHNGU1CI
here you go
>>65973411
I already love parachute lice but thanks. We m8s now? :3
>>65973451
oh im not that guy
just fucking with you
>>65973466
I'm just getting dicked from every direction tonight
>>65973477
So business as usual then
>>65973484
why
Thoughts?
>>65973495
learn to deal with /metal/'s shitty attitude with eachother or leave
It's the way it is
>>65973495
Because you get dicks from all directions every night
see>>65973514
Also learn to be specific
>>65973506
I think you have the wrong general.
>>65973523
I've been cucked. I'll be back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1acEVmnVhI
>>65973506
decent ass 6/10
Feely death metal???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReHyqVkgkbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WKg-sVamqg
>>65973533
What general would be the right general then? Pretty Reckless is metal, no?
>>65973592
more like buttrock
>>65973583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy0n1fyL1Xk
>where his dreams are at and his mind is set free
>>65973592
Pretty Reckless is just alt rock, at most grunge
>>65972846
terrible
>>65973583
All of it basically.
>>65969249
Its one of the better memes to come out of this shithole
>>65973639
yesterday I listened to Baphomet - The Dead Shall Inherit and it was the opposite of feely. It was actually so lifeless that it supported what it set out to do: Make an undead album. Yes, it's that amazing.
>>65970648
Metallica, Slipknot, Bring Me the Horizon.
>>65973680
So you're pleb? Or some kind of false hipster?
>>65973724
more in the false hipster direction, but definitely plebian elements in there. It's the path I chose.
>>65973745
Well far be it from me to dissuade you.
>>65970648
Soilwork
>>65973759
that's good. Currently looking for rare early finndeath, any suggestions?
>>65973823
abhorrent
>>65972583
>Replace Filosofem with Hvis Lyset Tar Oss.
How about no?
Not metal but she makes my dick as hard as steel
https://youtu.be/rHBxJCq99jA
Here's an idea: Viking Metal is fucking shit
>>65973981
bathory tho
>tfw everyone's been pretending they don't like muh slayer for the last ten years for internet kvlt cred
>tfw they were responsible for me getting into deathmeal and the whole thing
>tfw nobody remembers when they were an actual band and not just a punchline
>tfw old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_zsJ8KPP0
>>65973506
so is this album cover saying hell is in her ass?
>>65973156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nukLmPtS2lg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbODbQMm5Wc
>>65974058
Hello Kitty metal
>MILLIONS LAID OUT IN THEIR CROWDED TOMBS
>SICKENING WAYS TO ACHIEVE THE HOLOCAUST
>>65974097
One of the best riffs on this album
Paradise Lost
>>65974169
triggered me good
>>65973981
>hasn't heard Enslaved
>>65974156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5L7GyZeazM
>literally fully formed death metal apart from vocals in 1984
>but muh Chuck, muh Kreator
>nothing popular could ever be good ;_;
>>65974222
I encourage you to listen to Death's "Infernal Live" tape from 84 (also known simply as "live tape #5"). This is fully formed death metal INCLUDING vocals. The sound quality ain't THAT bad either, for a live demo. Hell, there's even a guy screaming "death metal" in the audience inbetween two of the songs.
Can we all agree Christian Black Metal (they call it Unblack Metal) is the most cringiest music that exists?
>>65974274
it's so super ultra niche and gimmicky that nobody cares.
>>65974274
nah regular black metal is way more cringy
>>65974259
hadn't heard this one before desu. crazy that it was 1984. Still prefer muh Slayer's version but yeah
>>65974274
I will agree with you for the most part except I think Antestor is actually pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPxkEJRPsbk
>>65972741
is that you, proge mon?
Someone post a cringy /meal/ related video that I can rage to and finally go to sleep
>>65974333
crazy theory: this cover is why Jon Nödtveidt killed himself
>>65970648
Groove, a little bit of thrash, a lot of Nu.
>>65974376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuYp8SKvCkE
this one caused quite a stir here a few months ago
>>65974376
Any video on this channel really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bre9kAd8Jz4
>>65974333
That album art is pretty sick. Looks like a Magic card
