Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 26
Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-CPD on the lookout for Sinéad O'Connor again
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, BadBadNotGood, The Avalanches, and DJ Shadow.
-/p4k/ forever
First
Daily reminder that kendrick was robbed
daily reminder that i need zoe's ass on my face
dubs for brexit
trips for bremain
#pray4sinead
>>65895688
oh fuck
>>65895688
Brexit is up 800,000 votes
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>65896171
I willed it to happen with my dubs, p4k shill
>>65896196
I seriously don't get this meme. Unless you (the memer) become a (pitchfork) writer and personally give this album an 8.3 on their site, it will never get reviewed. Never. Why do you keep posting this (dead) may-may?
>>65896321
it's a good meme.
>>65896398
I'm starting to learn more about it, what does it mean? What's the history on it.
>>65896321
1. It's funny
2. This is 4Chan and absolutely nothing makes sense.
3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in4F6TFZiqk
>>65896398
Mah nigga
>>65894756
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
>>65896528
Bethany Cosentino? What's the story there?
Tonight is deadline night! Whatever albums on this chart don't get reviewed tonight will be marked "BITCHFORK" in memory of Pitchfork's balls.
Who's gonna get it?
P.S. This thread stands with Brexit
>>65896636
she's the singer of the band 'best coast'
>>65896795
I know that, but she accused someone of rape?
>>65896664
>P.S. This thread stands with Brexit
um, why?
>>65896836
google.com, bro. when amber coffman was torching heathcliff berru bethany best coast called him a scumbag and offered support. don't know the deets but maybe he played some grab-ass with her too.
>>65896890
>>65895688
Dubs confirms it, no going back now
>>65895494
Was he?
Listening to the new DJ Shadow album now. God it's terrible.
>>65896664
Are you going to make one of these every week?
>>65897701
I'll try to, yes. It's actually quite easy
>>65896521
>This is 4Chan and absolutely nothing makes sense.
why hello there, summerfriend
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
G.L.O.S.S. 8.5 BNM by Brad Nelson
Laura Mvula 7.8 by Jia Tolentino
Odonis Odonis 7.9 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Saqqara Mastabas 6.4 by Seth Colter Walls
Of course they give the SJW band the BNM
>The second EP from the queer hardcore punk band G.L.O.S.S. conveys a violent and severe world, one in which the only reasonable and intelligent responses are anger and aggression.
IT'S OVER THE TRANNIES HAVE WON
yay a BNM! And what a nice review for Laura Mvula. Maybe next time she'll inch closer to a BNM of her own.
Not even surprised that a queer punk band got a BNM
G.L.O.S.S. is shit
yo, thats cool, its a good hardcore ep, still funny theyre giving it their new official score of best new music, the 8.5, to 7 minutes of punk rock
>>65897779
I look forward to seeing next week's
ew gross
A disappointing week overall for Pitchfork, choosing obscure indie bands to this week's most important releases. 5/14, 36%
See you tomorrow!
who hurt you bae?
why don't they even try to hide it anymore? gloss is a pile of dogshit, but bc they're trans they get a bnm?
WHIRR BTFO
>>65898025
y tho?
>>65898025
>>65898204
where were you when zoe swore off lezzies and started dating guys and married me?
>>65896196
>>65896321
>>65896398
>>65896457
>>65896521
Honestly may listen to this album at some point because of this meme
>>65898025
Shit like this has me genuinely scared of being in a relationship. Fuckin' thanks
Also
>If you're old enough to have sex you're old enough to be emotionally responsible and respect your fellow human beings
Sound familiar?
>>65898584
Relationships are unnecessary. Just jerk off every day and listen to Astral Weeks. Separately, though.
>>65898584
>Zoe Camp is a cunny poster on /tv/
P A T R I C I A N
>>65899215
I know there is a zero percent chance this is true, but, pics?
>>65899372
>>65899372
of what?
cunny zoe?
just the one
