Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 26
Nights since last BNM: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, BadBadNotGood, The Avalanches, and DJ Shadow.
-/p4k/ forever
>>65870946
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
>see Pitchfork countdown thread
>think wtf it is only 6 pm
>almost 10 pm
>why
>>65871241
is it summer where you live? because it's summer in your post. cool story.
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
What are you guys listening to?
What's everybody listening to?
Last two digits are Kayo Dot's score
>>65872615
oof
Who's gonna get it?
>>65872925
Mumford is getting passed on
>>65871802
>>65871848
trying it based on a recommendation, its alright so far, a little overly regressive though
>>65873166
Plus it's an EP, I don't know if Pitchfork tends to review those
>>65873328
They'll review EPs. They've even given a few BNMs to EPs.
But they won't waste another review spot on M&S
>>65873424
Yeah, I heard they've gotten panned before (and deservedly so)
Also, I listened to some of the new Swans, pretty boring so far
http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/1199-whistling-in-pop-songs-is-an-abomination/
what did he mean by this?
>>65873573
>a Pied Piper pipsqueak riot
lmao
>>65873468
Mumford & Sons may have the worst average score in the history of p4k. Two reviews, a 2.1 and a 2.0.
That would actually be an interesting thing to look into. Who's the worst artist of all-time according to p4k scores?
>>65873482
i like it but it's not on the same level as The Seer or To Be Kind for me. Some good stuff still, it starts a little slow, I think.
>>65873605
>>65873573
i offer this as a counterpoint though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OERixQR-hxY
>>65873638
Well do we want to add a minimum number of reviews?
Because there is probably at least one artist with only a 0.0
Jet does have a lower average with 0.0 and 3.7
>>65873731
well i would say bands with just 1 review definitely don't count. maybe at least 3 reviews would make the most sense.
>>65873683
Julia Holter really isnt the kind of pop they are talking about
Shitsclosure, more like
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Disclosure 6.0 by Rebecca Haithcoat
Wye Oak 8.0 by Ian Cohen
Sui Zhen 7.8 by Laura Snapes
The Gotobeds 5.6 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
>>65872925
Reminder: Whatever albums on this chart are not reviewed by Pitchfork by 1 AM eastern time on Friday will be marked "BITCHFORK".
Reminder that Disclosure - Settle got a 9.1
>>65871241
I felt this story.
Fuck this guy >>65871369
>>65873638
Jet has a 3.7 and a 0.0, which is a smaller average than Mumford & Sons.
let's not forget that last night good content guy got so mad he admitted to being an incel virgin neet.
>>65847930
>You don't see me pretending to be you and saying that I'm a well-liked person with a great sex life.
>>65874700
Good Content Guy is a God, and a hero to these threads.
