Elvis general
lets pay proper respects to the true king of rock and roll
hell be fine
hi i'm elvis
ask me anything
beautiful boy. master of vibrato
had some killin singles
>>65868385
who are you?
>>65868403
i'm elvis
>>65868409
this guys an imposter, i'm the real Elvis Presley, ask ME anything
>>65868385
dont believe him poeople it a ruuse
>>65868385
hi elvis i'm presley
>>65868322
lel who dis chubby faggt?
>>65868396
This. Which Elvis best hits comp is /mu/s favorite?
wop bop a loo bop a sham dam dooty
>>65868438
hey man i guess you forgot that you posted that
being dead kinda makes it hard to remember, don't it?
>>65868446
thank you
thank you very much
Hi I am the ghost of the peanut butter and banana sandwich that killed Elvis on the toilet.
Feel free to ask me anything.
>>65868513
why did kill me?
>>65868513
why did you do it to me
i loved you
>>65868533
Because you were trying to eat me. This is America I have a right for self defense.
>>65868513
how do you like your eggs
>>65868513
It was not you but me, stop taking credit for my work
>>65868322
I saw him on a greyhound in Memphis.
>>65868555
but i needed to eat you to live!
>>65868584
Rest assured, you weren't working alone.
>>65868573
Sunny side
Whats going on here?
>>65868620
>>65868584
You guys have already taken so many lives.
Can I not have this one fleeting joy in my afterlife?
>>65868598
lets not forget about me, guys. i helped too
justin bieber of the 50s
>>65868649
Don't post my nudes online you fucktard.
That was for you alone.
Do you think me a whore?