>claims to play guitar
>can only play open major chords
>Claims to play guitar
>Tunes to open C and bangs on strings and guitar like an epileptic
>Everyone is impressed
>>65868204
That's still playing guitar though...
>claims to be musician
>plays the ukulele
>>65868473
holy fuck this
what kind of fucked up method of learning do you have to go through to only learn open major chords without learning the minor chords
>claims to be good at guitar
>uses tabs
lel
>>65868204
>claims to be a musician
>can't read music
>claims to play guitar
>only plays diminished chords
>>65868204
>claims to play guitar
>can't tune the fucking thing
>claims to be a musician
>doesn't play at least basic piano
>guitars two claims make. Plays nothing at all. Is major of the chodebrittannia. Has secret vaults in the neck. Is gay and shit. Doesn't view the edifice's redundancy none. Is dr.jele again.
>claims to play guitar
>only strums power chords
I literally don't know anything ITT
yeah man I can play guitar listen to this
0-3-5-0-3-6-5-0-3-5-3-0
>>65868568
Plenty of musicians can't read music.
>>65868589
patrician
>claims to play guitar
>guitar has no strings
>>65868568
>who is Errol Garner
>claims to play guitar
>can't play anything on expert
how do I git gud at guitar /mu/, I've been playing for a year, I tried teaching myself, got the basics down, and can't seem to progress much further
I don't have enough money for lessons
>>65871312
try learning increasingly more difficult songs
>>65871312
www.youtube.com/dontberetarded
>>65871312
Take things slow use a metronome.
Learn theory.
>>65870789
what a good meme
kek/10
>>65870789
shit man, throwing that 6 in there like a fucking boss
10/10
>>65871003
you're not errol garner and you never will be
learn to read music. Here's a song you can use to practice
>>65868744
What's basic piano level?
I play strings (violin, mandolin, banjo, guitar), so while I can play a little, playing two hands separately is difficult for me.
>>65868568
Sheet music is not really useful for a lot of instruments and genres
>>65868204
Yeah? Well whatever.
Anyway, here's Wonderwall...
>>65868568
who is jimi hendrix
>>65868204
>plays two different songs that someone else created at once while standing behind a table
>calls them self a musician
>>65870789
sounds like avenged sevenfold m8
Chord players are the worst, unless you can shred you're honestly a novice
>>65874699
So solo singer songwriters are all posers?
>calls themselves a band
>the bass and the guitar basically play the same thing
>the drummer is too shit to use anything other than their snare and kick drum
>the singer isn't playing an instrument and can't sing for shit
>>65874733
Well not exactly. Im not saying you cant make good music, your just basic, limited and skilled in other areas perhaps.
>>65874791
sounds like a pretty good band desu
>>65874791
Sex pistols
>>65874912
you guessed correctly, here have this
>>65874699
>unless you can shred
>>65872056
Holy shit this image.
there is literally nothing wrong with using guitar tabs
>>65875209
What about the image
>>65875222
You're right, but you should be able to read sheet music as well
>>65874699
>If you can't shred, you're a novice
>implying fingerpicking isn't the dream of all guitar players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNRHHRjep3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-c66SJPuUI
>claims to play the guitar
>only plays hepatonic scales
>>65875304
>he can't read music
>>65875406
I must know. Do tell.
>>65875457
Fuck off, f-a-g.
>>65874912
nah, if it was the sex pistols the bass wouldn't really be the same thing, because that would imply that the bassist actually /did/ anything
>>65875628
Truth, thwy had to get a different guy in for recording
>>65868204
I love how pretencious and typical "musicians"are. You ever think that people don't know who you are because you've never had an original musical idea? Or your music is laughable.
>>65868568
Guaranteed to rustle the wannabees in this thread to the max.
>>65877039
>the original musical idea meme
lol
>>65877061
>that sound is so five minutes ago
>this year I sound like this, because so and so is the new obscure band.
I'm glad I don't go to shows anymore.
>>65870789
back when I was at school there was this one kid that would always play this over and over never heard him play anything else even in music class
