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Napalm edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhzv0-YT2SM
old >>65841179
>>65845775
Black metal sucks
oh my god i cant wait to see the first wave of announcements for mdf the suspense is killing meeeeeee
Please make this a good thread
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME
>>65845808
racist
looks like hes really doing some
SOILwork
I can agree with /meal/ that most atmoshit sounds terrible but holy fuck this is good.
>>65845818
I'll do what I can.
>>65845876
>NDB gave this a bad review
Will listen.
>metal thread
>posts shitty nigger music
waht
>>65845775
>>65845920
>Implying there's a difference
What are you hearing /metal/?
>>65845920
>shitty nigger music
yeah, metal
black metal is ???
>>65845959
terrible
>>65845959
shit
>>65845959
for queers
>>65845959
trash
>>65845959
garbage
>>65845959
awful
>>65845959
like sticking a hotdog into a croissant
>>65845959
gay
>>65845959
terrible shit for queers trash garbage awful like sticking a hotdog into a croissant
>>65846049
is this supposed to be bad or good
>>65846133
Not really seeing the resemblance honestly, beyond basically being phallic-shaped and the hot dog being vaguely flesh colored.
>>65846133
How amusing
>>65846133
hehehehaHAHAHAH
>>65846133
>Hating on black metal
The refugees already invaded /metal/ I see
>>65846259
t. blackie
>>65846259
>>65845959
great!
Fuck you guys what's with the recent black metal hate? Have you even heard Sunbather by Deafheaven? If you haven't then why are you hating on an entire genre? Jesus, sometimes you guys REALLY get on my nerves...
>>65845959
not really metal, more like punk for racists.
>>65846326
I know gosh these frickin jerks
>>65846326
Well, okay, sure Sunbather is a fantastic album and definitely the greatest black metal album of recent years and possibly all time, but aside from that black metal has very little to offer.
>>65846326
This, this a million times this
Dream House is our generation's Hey Jude
>>65846393
dude?
dude...
DUDE!
Haven't u fuckin heard WATAIN?!!
>>65845858
>>65845890
I don't get it
also, first for black metal is good
what subgenre of meal has the best fans?
>>65846460
brunch
>try to branch out and listen to things that aren't metal
>ears are so accustomed to screaming and massive amounts of distortion that everything else sounds funny
>>65845959
KRIEG
>>65846460
Anything but stoner metal
>>65846460
SLAM!! FUCK YEAH SLAM BRVVVVVVVVTAL METAL OHOOOOHHHH YEAH CHUGGA CHUUGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA GGURRGRGHIRHGIERUGHEIRUGGRGRGRRGRGRR
>>65846460
power or folk
desu metalheads who prefer other subgenres are jackasses
>>65846460
Classic 70s dadmetal
>>65846475
that's why you branch out into metal as opposed to doing the opposite.
>>65846475
This lmao
>>65846460
Technical slamcore atmogoregaze desu senpai
>>65846475
tfw
Im either listening to meal or Phillip Glass. Grew out of everything in between by the time I was in college.
>>65846475
iktf every song with normal vocals sound girly, I dont know how to explain it
Have never listened to Vektor before but I am listening to this now and....HHNNNNNGGGGGGG
>>65846588
HURRRRRR STOP ENJOYING IT ITS A MEME
>>65846460
and yet>>65846514 is the only one who outright insulted all other subgenre fans
>>65846554
>Technical slamcore atmogoregaze
>reverb-drenched, downtuned, distorted as fuck guitars chugging the same arpeggio for 10 minutes in 33/7 time with hardcore vocals reading from a medical dictionary
fund it
>>65846579
I feel this way too. Just two months ago I couldn't stand harsh vocals but now I'm fucking hooked lmao
>>65846602
Can't bro it's too good
>>65846326
Agreed. If you disregard an entire genre on the back of shit like Watain when you have great albums like Sunbather, Two Hunters, Dead as Dreams, .neon, Bergtatt etc you just have bad taste.
>>65845956
goregrind has the nicest people involved, prove me wrong
How to get into Deep Purple
>>65846632
I know
>>65846660
Who?
>>65846668
play smoke in the water at a guitar shop
>>65846660
Fuck you dude I JUST fapped, don't show me this shit ugh
Everything released after 1990 sucks ass
>>65846704
Like you?
>>65845808
Black folk can make good dark shit though. Horrorcore and Black Metal almost parallel as far as development and aesthetics goes.
>>65846660
Best metal genre for fapping?
>>65846668
>>65846696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n10E3XwV5kA
>black sabbath
>not black metal
why though
>>65846704
So? Everything released before it sucks too
>>65846724
>horrorcore and black metal
wait what
>>65846719
No, like Vektor.
>>65846475
Anything with clean singing feels corny to me now. I can't enjoy any musical.
>>65846727
Porno grind of course.
>>65846752
No, like you.
>>65846740
Because black metal didn't exist yet
What are some albums my wife's son might enjoy
>>65846782
Mojira - Gagma
>>65846733
>guitar store owner's nightmare.wmv
>>65846770
>no u
>>65846743
metal sucks desu
>>65846782
Anything post 90's. It's all made for cucks like you
>>65846782
Gojektor - Ebu Magma Reduxing the Winds of Bjorn "Speed" Ghostbather
>>65846814
saved
>>65846782
Rektor - Verminal Tedux
>>65846743
Basically you know how the second wave of black metal grew out of european extreme metal, the parallel thing happned within hip-hop.
Gangsta music in hiphop was in the rise with popular west coast acts like NWA during the 80s. In the southern US there was a big group called Geto Boys who came from Texas.
They created the genre of hiphop called horrorcore with their dark lyricism about murder,necprophilia, paranoia, e.t.c which got them into a lot of shit with censors.
That style of music was taken and expounded on in the city of memphis as has morphed into a genre of music called memphis pyscho rap around the same time of the second wave of black metal that was forming in Norway.
>>65846961
Yeah I know that, which is why I seriously question the parallel between black metal and horrorcore, especially aesthetically, when death metal is around at similar times and has much more in common, even similar peaks in popularity and events and times coinciding, like RZA's Gravediggaz and the new york brutal scene with Suffocation.
>>65846961
Plus the Geto Boys got mentioned with Cannibal Corpse by Bob Dole when they got in shit with the censors.
>>65846782
Rektum - Cevical Reduxtion
>>65847051
Well the comparison is in with both the aestictis and the development.
Basically extreme metal and early horrorcore where made I wouldn't say in jest but were mainly music made to push boundries/become controversial in what was considered acceptable at the time in which they were created.
The reason I choose black metal then say death metal was the culture surrounding the creation of said music genre. RZA's work on Gravediggaz was a one off thing whereas horrorcore is primarily a southern phenomenon and styed in the souith for the most part.
Death metal is good example and fits because it's a US phenomemom but I feel black metal is a better genre because it mirrors the darker turn of the styles better. You can listen to say a Geto Boys/Ganksta NIP/Brotha Lynch Hung album but you'll find the type of music coming out of Memphis like early 3 6 Mafia (Triple 6 Mafia back then)/Children of the Corn/Blackout/Lil E/Lil Noid to be far more "sinister" both lyrically,sonically, and thematically.
>>65845808
Careful not to smear your makeup, you suck!
I'm stuck on considered dead, none so vile, obscura, and nespithe. After that point I just listen to PV or grindcore. Someone give me some more dm in that vein
>>65847372
I'm not actually hearing a solid reason here beyond that you felt they were a better fit.
Development-wise I don't see how black metal fits better than death metal, when you look at the debuts of Geto Boys and SBG or 7 Churches and compare them to Mayhem or Darkthrone. And lyrically death metal has much more in common. You also keep referencing that black metal is "darker" and more "sinister" which is entirely your own opinion, and based off of nothing tangible.
>>65847459
Atheist-Unquestionable Prescence, just look into Progressive/Technical death metal
>>65847459
First three Ulcerate albums
>>65846554
>You're getting too close to the meme singularity! Turn back!
>>65847505
>>65847527
Thanks t.b.h
>>65845920
>>65845954
>>65845958
Kek'd a bit too hard at this.
Guys i have a thought.
Let's plan out the ultimate meme-genre
>>65845959
Black metal
>>65847641
see>>65847654
and we're done
>>65845876
Am currently listening to. What are these fucking vocals?
I like thrash metal and I like to suck cock
>>65847690
Good for you. Celebrating Pride or something?
>>65846326
From the moment I started to listening to metal, I just assumed that everyone was like that. For the most part, I'm right.
>>65847641
Metallic Melodic Progressive Brutal Atmospheric Transcendental Post Blackened Sludgewave with Classical, 80's Pop, and Psychedelic Influences
About to listen to this, against my better judgement. Any advice?
>>65847727
>2016
>not being #ProudToBe sucking cocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q
>>65847744
>no mention of SLAM
not even a meme
>>65847739
Like what? Like here? You assumed everyone who likes metal acts like we do here?
>>65847767
Primitive Guttural Bulldozing Metallic Melodic Progressive Brutal Atmospheric Transcendental Post Blackened Sludgewave with Classical, 80's Pop, and Psychedelic Influences
>>65847766
I don't see where I said any of that.
So why are you guys not listening to Gothic OSDM?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yU1ka4ktIk
>>65847813
Because anything gothic is for sissy cucks like you
>>65846326
>start listening to sunbather
>this is black metal?
>take to google
>the fuck is blackgaze?
>the fuck is shoegazing?
>the fuck?
>>65847790
Raw Industrial National Socialist Primitive Guttural Bulldozing Metallic Melodic Progressive Brutal Atmospheric Transcendental Post Blackened Sludgewave with Classical, 80's Pop, Grunge, and Psychedelic Influences
>>65847824
Nah dude, check out that vocal harmony at 2:53 though.
>>65847825
blackgays*
>>65847853
Nah dude, check out of life though sarcucksissy
>>65847825
>take to google
Is this what hipsters do? Like, wear a captain's jacket and "take" to google like they're going on a fucking crab fishing voyage?
>>65847828
>Cyber Gothic Raw Industrial National Socialist Primitive Guttural Bulldozing Metallic Melodic Progressive Brutal Atmospheric Transcendental Post Blackened Sludgewave with Classical, 80's Pop, Grunge, and Psychedelic Influences
>>65846790
Why is /metal/ exclusively memes?
>>65847888
Tack on an avant at the beginning and it's a meme
>>65847866
You're missing out.
>>65847907
Avant-Garde Cyber Gothic Raw Industrial National Socialist Primitive Guttural Bulldozing Metallic Melodic Progressive Brutal Atmospheric Transcendental Post Blackened Sludgewave with Classical, 80's Pop, Grunge, and Psychedelic Influences
...it's perfect.
>>65847906
Why wouldn't it be
>>65847924
You're sissing out cuck
>>65847926
I won't listen to it unless the members are vegan and straight edge though.
>>65847968
>>65847926
Someone design a logo
>>65847968
Of course you wouldn't Sarcucksissy. That goes without saying.
>>65847926
>>65847979
>>65847968
NO
Technical Avant-Garde Cyber Gothic Raw Industrial National Socialist Primitive Guttural Bulldozing Metallic Melodic Groove Progressive Brutal Atmospheric Transcendental Post Blackened Sludgewave with Classical, 80's Pop, Grunge, and Psychedelic Influences
NOW it's perfect
>>65847680
Theyre pretty meh. But not terrible.
The drumming and riffing is 9/10 and the production itself is good simply on the basis that it doesnt use too much fucking reverb.
AUTOPILOT FUNCTION HAS BEEN OVERRIDDEN
Post crust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnFfTJIM-gs
>>65847968
Not only are they vegan, they only eat locally grown raw fruit that has been blessed by a both satanic priest and a rabbi.
>>65848003
That's a 9/10 to you? Seriously?
Arghoslent new album/ep FUCKING WHEN? It's been literally 7 years since their last release
>>65847780
More so that everyone hated at least one genre like these guys hate BM.
>>65846326
Is this bait?
>>65847459
>>65847493
I'm not talking about Geto Boys or early horrorcore though, I just mentioned it as a refrence point to the genre's development. I'm talking about Memphis pyscho rap and comparing that genre with black metal. The reason I chose black metal as opposed to death metal is that I just feel it's aesthetically similar based on my own opinions from what I've heard.
>>65847906
after a certain multiplicity of double and triplespeak to affect an ironic distance, people fall into the habit of making that their primary mode of speaking and therefore thinking
the alternative is to have actually original thoughts (see: anus, which by no coincidence manages to rustle people up)
>>65848159
>>65846724
>Horrorcore and Black Metal almost parallel as far as development and aesthetics goes.
Then why didn't you say Memphis Psycho Rap and Black Metal.
Because if anything what you're saying gives more credence to the Horrorcore=Death metal side of things, as horrorcore is to death metal what MPR is to black metal
>>65845956
Condemner - Omens of Perdition
Only put out one demo then split up, but this is some sexy minimalist metal. Kinda like Dethrone the Son of God-era Havohej, but less black and more death.
http://condemner.bandcamp.com/releases
>>65848040
Yes I'm strictly a Black Metal fan (also suicidal) so repetitive riffing and snare drum rape are my preffered elements.
Thrash, Doom, Death, Heavy, Nu, Power, and anything -core bore me to fucking tears.
>>65847886
Let me clarify
>this is black metal?
>draw mustache on finger
>dawn my 8 layers of flannel to assert dominance over other hipsters in the area
>exit house and begin to walk to google's headquarters
>live in the middle of the desert, because cities and country sides are too mainstream
>must assert dominance over other hipsters
>realize walking is too fucking main stream, begin crawling
>arrive after having seven heat strokes
>break in
>shout "is sunbather black metal?"
>they say it's blackgaze
>the fuck's that?
>they say it's BM and shoegazing
>the fuck's that?
>arrive back in my desert home, two extra layers of flannel, hydration is for sheep
>get on my Mack computer
>with my iPhone
>and iPad
>and iButtplug firmly up my ass
>post
It's like you don't actually do that or some shit. Fuckin' sheep.
>>65848275
I hate to tell you this but you're not even a black metal fan. You're a postblack/atmoshit fan.
Post great shit that never gets discussed here
how do i get into avant slam
>>65848335
Do you guys like early Mastodon
>>65848367
No Mastodon is utter shit poseur metal for fucking jerkoffs
>>65848241
I expounded on that during my second post, but I guess I wasn't clear or coherent enough, my bad.
>horrorcore is to death metal what MPR is to black metal
Basically that.
>>65848335
>>65848342
dressing up slam as anything avant (including the appreciation thereof) is as bad as being a deathcore apologist for how brutal technical!! it ostensibly is
>>65848335
>>65848275
What about my new favorite band. They're >>65847926
>>65848408
Says the guy who hasn't listened to Dripping or 7 h. Target
>>65848405
He said post great shit, not just post shit
Is /metal/ pure meme now?
>>65848323
>post-black and atmoshit
>snare drum rape
Not him, but I think you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>65848367
I like all Mastodon. >>65848378 is just trying to hard.
>>65848335
I can do that all fucking day and night.
>>65848465
If you're not him, why don't you shut the fuck up and keep your own counsel?
http://misanthropical.bandcamp.com/album/conjuring-thy-infernal-lord
Someone buy this in .wav and upload to mediafire for me. Poorfag here can't get enough of these Profanatica-ish morbid anti-melodies.
>>65848504
>keep my own council
wisdom not shared is wisdom wasted
>>65848323
Thats really profoundly not true and I'm not going to list all the 80's and early 90's albums that I hold with a vastly higher regard than anything made post-1995
Even the atmoshit part, don't forget I said I think most of it sounds terrible.
>>65848196
>see anus
Duuhh, do you mean le funE Smagma by GojinaVector?
>>65848530
sent
>>65848532
Then share some wisdom already, not idiocy.
okay. the genre is:
Technical Avant-Garde Cyber Gothic Raw Industrial National Socialist Primitive Guttural Bulldozing Metallic Melodic Groove Progressive Brutal Atmospheric Transcendental Post Blackened Sludgewave with Classical, 80's Pop, Grunge, and Psychedelic Influences
But whats the name?
>>65848303
>dawn my 8 layers of flannel to assert dominance over other hipsters in the area
>>65848546
>Thats really profoundly not true
> I'm not going to list all the 80's and early 90's albums...
So you got nothing postblackie
>>65848335
Godzilla - Gamma
>>65848598
Wolves In Deafheaven
>>65848583
I did. The wisdom I imparted to you was "post-black metal does not utilize ear-raping snare drum".
Of course, you'd have made that connection if you had any intelligence beyond emotional.
>>65848621
Why is an album that is "meh" at best and trash at worst a meme?
>>65848598
Sun bat lord
>>65848645
Fuck if I know, I haven't even listened to it
>>65848639
Post-metal does not have snare drum? Then what about Krallice?
>>65847965
You're cussing out sick.
>>65848335
whats the best slam song?
>>65848708
EAR-RAPING SNARE DRUM
EAR-RAPING
KRALLICE SNARE IS NOT EAR-RAPING
IT'S LITERALLY JUST FUCKING TRANSITIONS AND ROLLS ON A SNARE INSTEAD OF ON TOMS
THIS IS EAR-RAPING BLACK METAL SNARE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2qGV-HRc9Q
>>65848771
meme
>>65848771
anything by Limp Biskit
http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/rock/7409036/agalloch-breakup-why-john-haughm-don-anderson
To no one's surprise, everyone in the band hates John Haughm and he's oblivious as to why, then goes on to claim that he was the sole creative force behind Agalloch.
Will the new band (formed by the three non-Haughm members with a new singer) be black metal, or something different?
>>65848771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ewz8rhKLwQ
there is no other slam song
>>65848786
uh huh. uh huh. But Wintercult doesn't have ear-raping snare drums. Marduk does sure, but not Wintercult.
>>65848598
No name, those are for sheep-poser-mainstream-automatons.
My idea for 'name': sound made while rapidly inhaling with a gaped mouth and then being punched in the gut, full force.
>>65848598
Beyond Kayo-noism Type O Barghest Blut Aus Walknut Neanderthal Epicardiectomic Hatesomnium Exhording the Dream Theatric Kataleptic Woods of Liturgian Isis of Behemoth's Black Tongue ft. Salt n' Led Zeppelins Chained to Alice's Oranssi Pazuzu
if i recorded guitar fuckery on a tiny broken practice amp, would it make a raw?
>>65846460
Guttural slamming blackened sludge-grind
>>65848875
Only if it was recorded on goat piss
>>65848698
>hardcover meme-ing
>if how hard you were going were converted into how hard a pornstar goes during filming, the cast, crew, sound guy, editor, and consumers would all be dead
>"I haven't listened to it"
STOP
T
O
P
>>65848610
Blood Fire Death
Under the Sign of the Black Mark
De Mysteriis Dom Satanas
Det Som En Gang Var
Aske
Transilvanian Hunger
Blaze in the Northern Sky
Worship Him
Pentagram
Kveldssanger
Is that enough for you?
I'm going to sleep now.
>>65846460
prog/tech death
does metal still get you chicks
Well lads? Which one is better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAEoB35l_9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv1kirNU8n4
>>65848921
Wow you can name things well done you sure showed me oh wait no you didn't at all
Postblackie this is just getting sad. It's past your bedtime though so run along like a good lad
>>65848929
It does not.
>>65848929
I'm not here for the pussy, I'm here for the music
>>65848939
>apples
>oranges
>>65848850
You forgot le funE Smagmector by Gojina Terminal Prolapse maemae
>>65848958
choke on a cock cunt
>>65848921
this is pretty standard cryptoatmoshitter stuff, if you had listed ildjarn, von, beherit, blasphemy, profanatica, havohej etc. it'd be an easier clear
Okay guys we need a vote about the band.
http://poal.me/rk5j5t
>>65849003
>rotten apple versus fresh orange
you can't deny one is better
>>65848958
You sound really dumb.
>>65849009
Shh off to bed
when you don't get enough sleep you get cranky you know that
there's a good boy
>>65849003
Pick one pussy
>>65849059
fuck of fag
Breeee
>>65849083
Bedtime now. I don't want to hear a peep from you.
![nahvalr-artwork-square_1024x1024[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0yuS4or.jpg "nahvalr-artwork-square_1024x1024[1].jpg")
Getting myself back into music again. Since getting a girlfriend that always wants to talk I abandoned headphones, and then shortly thereafter listening to good music pretty much entirely. It's been a long few years of mostly pop and hip hop.
I'm just going to work my way through the Enemiest List catalog first.
>>65849024
I'm not sure you understand what apples vs oranges means.
>>65849113
Wow is this a new blog or something how do I upvote and subscribe
>>65849111
peep peep nice trips
>>65849059
I'm not the guy you were responding to, but, honestly, who doesn't get cranky from lack of sleep? Or am I just a fag? Or both?
>>65849147
I understand that you can prefer one over the other.
>>65849113
Just blast your extreme metal you megapussy, holy shit.
>>65849094
You mean the name of every generic financially gifted blonde white girl on facebook?
>>65849178
You're a fag.
>>65849159
You'd think all that shitty atmoblack and postblack would bore you to sleep
>>65849182
Kek
>>65849207
>You'd think all that shitty atmoblack and postblack would bore you to sleep
T B H i'm not even him, I've just been making shitposts because I'm tired and cranky. I do like atmoshit though but I don't listen to it often
>>65849247
>i'm not even him
A likely story. You know what comes after storytime? Bedtime.
>>65849273
kys nerdlord
How is it that these threads are literally 100% ironic shitposting and memes?
>>65849298
More language like that from you young man and you're grounded. Now you said it yourself, you're just being a tired and cranky little bitch, so off to bed with you.
>>65849314
Nah, it's 95%. The other 4% are posts like yours and the last 1% are posts like this one.
>>65849314
I miss the dude who used to post gore every time anyone mentioned doom metal or whatever
>>65849314
They aren't.
>>65849333
Holy shit dude if you keep getting trips like that I'll actually go bed
>>65849341
If you think about it Funeral Doom is the only true doom metal. Everything else is just slowed down versions of already existing metal genres.
>>65849376
It's already happened twice. If that isn't a sign I don't know what is.
Sunn O)))
>>65849314
/r9k/ is a better time than this.
>>65849534
Then go there.
muzrub
Thergothon
Therion
Bathtub Shitter
kek
>>65846510
BRO check out this fitted cap, it looks so tough with my Thy Art is Murder basketball jersey and gauged ears!!!!
where's the anon with the meme list?
>>65845959
Enjoyable if it's what you're into haha :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVh3AOHDtso
real Aladdin hours
>>65850560
if you're >>65850560
going to shitpost about slam blackie at least use actual stereotypes. There's a rift between deathcore and slam fanbases.
What is the best metal that has anime on the album cover?
Rings of Saturn
>>65851146
