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93 fallujahfags fuck off
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>>65807302
remove 93
THIS IS MY HOUSE
THESE ARE MY RULES
>>65807299
why is it that these kinds of pics are always Shibas
are they just massive little shits
>>65807336
they have weirdly human expressions, moreso than most dogs
>>65807351
yeah i noticed that too
it makes their face that really more empathic, i'd say
smoke fucking weed nigger
Fallujah is hipster You sicken me. Nazism should be sincere and unironic. Keep avoiding the question like a true champ, you fuckcuckdemilhipster grow up And here we go again, you're trying to deflect again. Jesus hipster don't you ever get tired of beating that dead horse? Fuck off and come back when you understand what an artistic movement is, you pre-pomo idiot. Your words are as empty as your proof is absent, dickpicless idiot ANUS This is a claim that I am wrong because I never claimed that all metal is postmodern 93 completely destroyed lack of intelligence Why don't you go post dick pics if you've no argument whatsoever you parroting adhominem demilich-listening lack of proof? All I hear is "pomo is this" and you can't prove it. You really really really need to grow up It has no place in the argument, and is just you trying to weasel your way out of things. why are you still 93? You would Like Fallujah, You're all so terrible at hiding yourselves behind vacuous words, hollow arguments and a complete lack of evidence, you can't prove shit and you keep going on and on about your 93 they're ANUS approved And so are you. why are you so fallujah slipskellyknotposter? Can you not see that we are claim argument for pomo reaction pics? Prove it, you cuckfuck 93 Fallacyas last.fm kvlt Demilich buzzwords that you can't even see how far up your cucked arse you all are, Fallujah-loving hipster fucks I'm not a hipster metalhead because I do not enjoy bands You can't even write three coherent words one next to the other, our epistemological frameworks cannot escape no argument and you can't prove shit. Go listen to Hallujaz 93 times Anyway that's not conclusive of you not being a hipster you cuck
>>65807389
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
Guys what's 93 Fallujah?
>>65807336
>>65807378
They are literally meme breed
Is there a 2016 chart yet?
holy shit i hate all of you so much
Will they ever be able to top this.
>>65807473
Stay mad blackie
>>65807473
We hate you too.
Black metal sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM71torFNBQ
suck metal fucking blacks
I hate black metal with a burning passions
>>65807538
me too
>>65807438
Yes, but that only has like bands from Jan/Feb on it.
My favs this year (if you care):
Howls of Ebb
Chthe'ilist
Vektor
Desaster
Hexvessel
Qrixkuor
Virus
>>65807389
>>65807411
>>65807420
>>65807475
>>65807495
>>65807503
>>65807516
this is why we'll never have nice things again
>>65807570
cuck
>>65807378
indeed
>>65807576
Abbath fucking sucks
>>65807576
(you)
Rename this general to /Fallujah/
ANUS is law.
>>65807576
Because black metal sucks?
>>65807604
It doesn't.
>>65807420
Shut the I know that you think you're 93? Fallujah-loving hipster I'm not a hipster because I do not enjoy bands You can't even three words one frameworks cannot escape no argument and you can't shit. Go listen to Hallujaz 93 times Anyway that's not conclusive of you not a hipster you cuckwon't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist low to take bait. I always choose having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I how you people imply I'm intellectually ANUS This is a claim that I am wrong because I never claimed that all metal is jerking off to lack of intelligence Why don't you post dick if you've no argument whatsoever you demilich-listening lack of proof? All hear is this and you can't prove it. You would Like Fallujah, "epik trolls" fuck up calm, I've been avoiding you're not. (probably or whatever) postmodern 93 fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? you. Literally no one that your brain is to underdeveloped rotted to my idea...GREAT , but I evidence, this site you can't shit keep going on and about 93 they're ANUS so are you. why are you so fallujah ? Can you not see that are claim argument pomo reaction pics? Prove it, cuckfuck 93 Fallacyas last.fm kvlt Demilich buzzwords that can't even I've never taken any This opinion divorced serene. I this site 6 months LAUGH I'm done lived life up until gay shit you reply just to spite I won I've always won not in my skillset. So you reply "lol epik trolled" It's just annoying that I'm never taken on this site, . Fallujah is hipster sicken Nazism should be sincere and unironic Good for fucking. the question like a true you fuckcuck grow up And here we go trying to deflect again. don't you ever get tired of beating that dead horse? I'm so tired of being disrespect on this website. All I wanted do was post MY OPINION. But no you little think it's "hilarious" to mock with good opinions. My opinion. while not is definitely the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING NOT JUST An artistic movement
>>65807593
More like Brickwallah lmao amirite
So what's better? Black metal, or death metal?
And why?
>>65807576
Fuck off blackie
>Tomb of the renamed general to /93 fallujah/
>>65807336
Some dogs need a lot of stimulation, which they usually get through the work they are bred for, but if they're are acquired in order to become simple family dogs, they can tend to become under stimulated resulting in them using their wits for random things, like exploration or learning how to open a door on their own.
I assume the empathic look they have is due to them being really intelligent and observant/curious.
>>65807508
Symphonic Prog was a mistake
Fallujah is the best band ever.
Liking anything else makes you hipster.
>>65807633
hahahahaha xD
>>65807623
But it does. Empirically.
>>65807648
You can't prove shit
Fallujah masterrace
>>65807626
srs guys stop this
>>65807684
You've got no argument mate, you need to grow up
What if someone composed all metal genres, and killed the genre? Rebirth through one man.
Disfuckingscuss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uBXmb1TVxk
>>65807680
Is it 93 times inferior to death metal?
>>65807711
93 !!!!!!!!!1
>>65807681
Prove it.
>>65807715
93/10
Who /93/ here
Black metal is the cancer killing earth
>>65807648
they're fairly different genres so that's a really asinine question
it's just gonna boil down to what style of riffing, atmosphere, etc you prefer
>>65807657
i've read about that, it's a very interesting situation, specially when you compare house dogs how wild canines act (and Shibas are particularly well integrated in the human world)
although that Shiba looks like he just finished gobbling down some anti-depressives
>>65807768
No time for reasonable considered opinions, preacher. One is better, one is worse. DECIDE.
You pick death by the way.
>>65807702
The fact that so many books still name 93 Fallujah GREAT , but I evidence, Literally no one that your brain is to underdeveloped this site you can't shit keep going on and about 93 they're ANUS so are you. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist musicians of all times low to take bait. I always choose having to deal with memesters and classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the idiots like you. I how you people imply I'm intellectually as "the greatest or most significant ANUS This is a claim that I am wrong because I never claimed that all metal is jerking off to lack of intelligence Why don't you post dick if you've no argument whatsoever you demilich-listening lack of proof? All hear is this and you can't prove it. You would Like Fallujah, "epik trolls" fuck up calm, I've been avoiding you're not. (probably or whatever) (not true, by the way), Can you not see that are claim argument No wonder they will think that the pomo reaction pics? Prove it, have long cuckfuck 93 Fallacyas last.fm kvlt Demilich buzzwords most influential" band ever only tells you how far BLACK METAL still is from becoming a serious art. critics recognized that the greatest are Duke and John Sabbath who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded sold more than anyone else therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up postmodern 93 fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? you rotted to my idea... why are you so fallujah ?listening to a lot of DEMILICH of the past, Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers.
>>65807794
i actually would say Death is my favorite
it's certainly the one i've listened to most
>>65807794
None is better, no one has to decide.
Listen to what you like, not what people tell you to.
>>65807836
Spoke like a true hipster cuck
cuck this cuck that cuck cuck cuck cuck cuckc ??? cuck cuck cuck !!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-BzWuc16GE
the history of fallujah?
not gonna like lads, I've been drinking since yesterday and I'm sat here absolutely pissing tears listening to Primordial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOorZuf1l40
>she sent the sun to heal me
>>65807851
pls no
>In classical Persian finger counting, the number 93 is represented by a closed fist. Because of this, classical Arab and Persian poets around 1 CE referred to someone's lack of generosity by saying that the person's hand made "ninety-three".
>>65807768
They are a quite independent breed like most hunting or shepard dogs are, so they probably appear more human because their "personality" becomes more apparent
>>65807895
Also they're really goofy looking
>>65807880
Hey
Post recent BC finds
https://i-voidhangerrecords.bandcamp.com/album/rites-of-fire
>>65807917
they're insanely cute to me, with their fluffy bodies and human-like expressions
they're quite spunky too, or so i've heard
>>65808013
is that doggy suicidal?
I like that we /dog/ now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrocEmhLsJk
It's called the broken windows theory. It basically says that when minor things, like broken windows, go unchecked it leads to larger, more serious issues. The logic is that someone who has, for instance, run over a dog will look around the neighborhood, see broken windows, and assume that no one cares and there will be no consequences. So drug dealers see the dog and know that no one cares about this street. Then murders happen because they know the police don't come.
So basically all you have to do to bring down the quality of a place is be consistently annoying and irritating and disruptive. Doesn't really matter how you do it. But you do it enough times for a period of time and peoples attitudes change. They are suspicious of everyone else. They have a short fuse from having dealt with all the bullshit. And others will see you doing your thing and copy you, follow in your example. Encourage them. Eventually all this increases exponentially until everything is shit.
>he listens to Fallujah
I could see myself screaming "93 fallujah" on a mic.
>>65808057
No, he just reached a state of perfect calm, something which I strive for my entire life.
>listens to Fallujah 93 times
Dead was the first emo kid.
>>65807714
No love for this idea?
You are at a festival and this guy slaps your ass.
What do you do?
>>65808149
It doesn't make sense.
>>65808165
>>65808165
Wonder what I'm doing at Vans Warped Tour
>>65808165
Rape him I guess
>>65808166
How so?
>>65808165
listen to fallujah 93 times
>>65808165
Thrash him
>>65808165
turn 93 degrees and walk away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
>>65808197
Well basically the sentences together don't have a connecting internal logic.
>>65808252
It's just two sentences. What if some dude took a truly kick ass name like "Master" or something even more epic like the Chinese word for God or something. Then he released albums of each metal subgenre, effectively becoming a moment in time where all metal was made by one man. And what if it was really fucking good.
>>65808332
I don't know, what if?
>>65808332
>hey man this dude has made material for all metal genres
>cool
>and it's really fucking good too
>damn that's nice let me check it out
>>65808332
We would call it hipster metal
Is it just me or does every song with 'female vocals' sound absolutely pretentious?
>>65808165
He got a real purty mouth ain't he?
>>65808332
I don't get what your endgame with that mind game is.
Suppose some dude does what you described. What exactly should then happen?
>>65808481
Having a song with female vocals is fine
Having a band with a female singer/any female member is fine
Actively advertising that you have either of these is pretentious and pathetic.
>>65808481
i don't know how stuff like Nuclear Death would sound pretentious
in fact, i wouldn't know how even stuff like Blood Stain Child is pretentious
>>65808502
this would >>65808413
>>65808504
How can you make your band stand out if you don't actively advertise that?
You need a reason for people to come see your band.
>>65808413
I'm just saying this is something no one has done before. It couldn't be done with a lot of genres that don't have so many subgenres but if someone wanted to they could effectively become the king of all metal, and if the music was truly great then they would become the authority on what is and is not metal.
Seriously, if you heard of some band but it turned out to be one guy playing every instrument - and he was a virtuoso at all of them, and it was the most brutal shit you ever heard, you would think that guy was a fucking wizard.
>>65808513
Sorry, I forgot to write 'clean female vocals'.
post more doggers
Post your AOTY
>>65808533
The reason is your music. How do other bands without chicks get people to see them? Do they advertise the frontman the same way?
>>65808533
How about... uhm... like... dunno... make like... good music?
>>65808533
Step 1. Write good music regardless of what type of members you have
Step 2. You're done
>>65808547
I don't think what you're describing is as amazing as you're saying it is.
>>65808533
i don't think most people actually care about ''advertising'' their band like that
i'd say most metal bands, regardless of whether they have female vocalists or not, just kinda want to make music
>>65808551
i still fail to see how bands like BSC are pretentious for their gratuitous clean female vocals
There have been doom bands parodying the over dramatic female vocals though
>>65808557
is that supposed to be trump
>>65808557
>>65808617
>is that supposed to be trump
yeah
>>65808502
If it's not obvious, I'm talking about myself here. I could totally do this. I came to /mu/ to ask because I'd like an honest, anonymous opinion on it. I know it seems like delusions of grandeur but I have spent much of my life writing, playing metal and desu I "am" metal. I know you probably stopped the conversation from progressing further but it is what it is. If someone has the ability to do this, should they do it? Because I want to, but it seems selfish.
>>65808671
Yeah sure do it whatever
>>65808566
>>65808586
>>65808577
Not all, but there's many bands who write good music so how do you stand out?
If all it took was good music, then the current climate would be a lot different.
>>65808671
bro if you think you can do it just record it and post in on bandcamp or whatever who gives a shit
>>65808659
cool
>>65808697
>there's many bands who write good music
Well there you go right there
that isn't true
>>65808671
I'd like to see you try.
Can you lads post some metal that will make me like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMLzxt0wqKQ [Embed]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k3YBEK_-ejY [Embed]
I need some intense metal
>>65808728
I am not a magician.
>>65808709
They do. They're underground.
Post bad covers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmjANjXgK8M
>>65808728
Pantera
>>65808739
Let's say they do exist. What's your point?
Was anyone here at Graspop? I remember Anons talking about it last week
>>65808697
Try new things, experiment a bit.
You don't have to go around being all "hurp durp my band has 2 female vocalists and an electric triangle player" to gain fans.
>>65808777
Duh, but you also need a reason for people to buy your stuff and go watch you play.
>>65808795
And that's where the music comes in.
>>65808795
>and what you play
>watch
>W A T C H
man you can not be for real
people ''watch'' bands playing because they enjoy the music
>>65808807
Everyone's playing some derivative of death or black metal.
If you experiment, you'll just be called a poseur/hipster or DsO clone.
I don't think you can win.
>>65808844
>If you experiment, you'll just be called a poseur/hipster or DsO clone
Maybe by 0.5% of people
>>65808844
>Everyone's playing some derivative of death or black metal.
Yes but all these new "black" metal bands who do this sound like shit, it all sounds the same, it takes the worst from black metal (mainly only the corpsepaint though) and plays shitty death metal on top of it
Enthroned live was one of the worst things I've ever witnessd
>>65808844
don't take this an insult anon, but i think you're letting this place get to you, you're letting the memes rot your brain and you're losing touch with reality
why are there 2 metal threads
>>65808929
Because fuck you that's why
>>65808929
Prove it
>>65808929
meme overload, the board couldn't take such a high concentration in one thread.
>>65808547
Hey faggot. Devin Townsend is already this. The world doesn't care.
>>65808929
>>65808962
As ridiculous as it is, this is actually true
But hey, why all the complaining? We love memes and shitposting here right?
>>65808998
Yeah, I'm a big fan of Devin Townsend Project. The difference is I'm a lot better. And I'm 25. And he is a virtuoso only at guitar - I'm a virtuoso at all metal instruments.
I like that cloaked look he's been going with.
>>65809069
Except you can't compose for shit.
>>65809069
>I'm a virtuoso at all metal instruments.
care to, uh, post some of your music
>>65809090
>>65809100
I'll post a MIDI file of a song I started this morning, keep in mind that I will play all instruments on the final recording, and that I started this this morning.
I don't have proper recording equipment which is holding me back but I should be able to obtain or use some within the next couple years.
>>65808886
Thanks for the concern, but I'm aight.
>>65809069
>I'm a virtuoso at all metal instruments.
>>65809069
>>65809138
>unrealistic self image
>believe your only limitation is you environment
>grandiose, not quite coherent ideas
anon, I think you're having a manic episode. I'm not joking, go see a professional
>>65808740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZTkjterSjY
RURURURURURU
Dimebag Darrell was ramming Reece Eber with force like a hundred cowboys stampeding. It felt so painful yet he was still hard, dripping with precum like you’d never seen. Everytime he slammed the progressively torn asshole with his swollen cock, Reece felt the growing urge to jerk himself off to unleash an ocean of semen, but it was impossible; if he lets go of the bed posts Dimebag will lose balance and would have to stop fucking that bleeding anal cavity. No self-respecting Pantera fan would deny Dimebag Darrell the pleasure of fucking their asshole for the sake of that quick final climax.
>>65809069
>I'm a virtuoso at all metal instruments
>>65808740
not quite a cover but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skmFBzzqSvQ
How do you pronounce djent?
>you will never have a qt Polish NSBM gf
>>65809206
seems like pretty normal delusions of grandeur
What is their best album?
>>65809215
>butt dm
>>65809244
You're right, cause I have standards.
>>65809250
>Grandiose delusions (GD) or delusions of grandeur are a subtype of delusion that occur in patients suffering from a wide range of psychiatric illnesses, including two-thirds of patients in manic state of bipolar disorder.
Yes, and bpd is one of the most common underlying causes
>>65809242
Fallujah
>>65807475
They already did, it was called Black Future
>>65809242
Shit
>>65809280
If you had standards you wouldn't be posting in these threads, batty boy.
>>65809244
does this appeal to you?
>>65809293
i never denied it mane, just specified it further
i'd be surprised if he doesn't actually have BPD or something seeing as this is /mu/
>>65809327
>batty boy
Post reggae metal.
>>65809138
Why let that stop you, pussy faggot? You can start on your black metal album right now because black metal production is garbage
But seriously, if you actually want to do this then just fucking start doing it. If you putz around going "I need to wait until I have money for better recording" or whatever you'll never fucking do it, just like the faggotmaster you are
PART 1 -
Somewhere in rural Texas a dirt road winds up a hill to a solitary church. At a passing glance, nothing about this church would seem out of the ordinary. However a closer inspection would reveal some peculiarities: the flagpole flew not just a Texas flag, but another emblazoned with what looks like some type of tree-shaped rune; the vehicles parked outside bore bumper stickers that included a “Honk for Gay Rights!” alongside one that read “Don’t Re-Nig in 2012”; and atop the steeple was an inverted cross, nailed to which the skeletal remains of some poor chap hung, whose final outfit appeared to have consisted of skinny jeans, a flannel shirt, and thick-rim glasses.
Inside the church the air was thick with pungent tobacco smoke that hung with a strong overtone of male musk. The congregants–entirely male– sat unclothed, and their pudgy, pale-white bodies glistened with sweat. Their below-average sized dongs hung in limp yet poignant repose, and were visibly greasy, some of them speckled with what appeared to be fecal matter, others purulent and dripping pus. Their scrotums hung loose in the Texas heat like a fly ass nigga. Some of the congregants were idly fiddling with their meager-sized manhood, as if they were tired of hearing the same old sermon.
>>65809138
>>65809206
>>65809200
>>65809226
>>65809250
I went to Julliard. The inspiration for this song, so far comes from Symphony X.
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>>65807381
nice man same i just finished uni and it feels great that i can jus stay home and listen to music and smoke
>>65809345
ah, alright
PART 2 -
Upon the pulpit a hobbit-like man with dark and curly locks pontificated in a nasally voice, his eyes fiery with passion and the acorn-sized nub on the bottom of his torso pulsating in cadence with his words:
“… And therefore, in order for the white man to once again rise up and restore the sacred Western European values of free speech, indiscriminate sodomy, and reverence for transcendental phallic domination, we must keep the hipsters and Social Justice Warriors out of Death Metal!”
“Aww c’mon, Brett” moaned one congregant who looked like a human version of a melting ice cream cone, “We’ve heard this a million times! Why don’t you talk about Executionator, they’re this really cool German thrash metal band from the 80s, totally a hidden gem!”
“Silence, cretin!” snapped Brett. “First of all, it’s called SPEED METAL, and anyone who says otherwise is an untermensch. Second, if this band is so fucking great then why don’t YOU get up here and talk about them!”
“Well, uh, I uh… I’m no good at that sort of stuff… I like it when you do the talking…” whimpered the meek hessian.
“That’s what I thought you ungrateful whelp!” sneered Brett. “Now, even though you plebeians don’t deserve it, I have a very special surprise for you. ” Brett kicked open a trap door next to the lectern and none other than Mikael Åkerfeld emerged, looking about furtively like a scared animal.
>>65809373
>I went to Julliard.
>>65809373
>I went to Julliard
>Lich King
something is afoot here
>>65809364
I write all the time, I have spent at least 20,000 hours of my life either writing or playing metal, but I'm not going to waste money on production that can ultimately make or break tracks.
PART 3 -
Åkerfeld’s hair was matted and unwashed, his mustache peppered with off-white crusty bits. As he struggled to pull himself out of the trap door the fading sun shone through a circular window in the front of the church, temporarily blinding him and revealing the delicate features of his bony body. He sported a surprisingly girthy 5-inch love rod and a pair of hot pink titty tassels. Brett’s death cultists ogled him like wolves eyeing a wounded lamb.
“Hey boys” chirped Mikael in a nervous yet sultry voice, waving with wiggling fingers. “My fuckdaddy Brett says you guys are the deepest, most intellectual men in all of metal… It’s always been my fantasy to get pounded in every hole by a pack of metal heads even deeper than I am, and tonight I want you to make my dream cum true!” By now the hessians’ members had swelled to critical mass.
“Aren’t you forgetting something, Mikael?” said Brett, with a slight grin.
“Oh yeah!” Mikael giggled. He yanked at his titty tassels. As they popped off, two dicks unfurled where his nipples were supposed to be. Just as he did so, the last of the sun dipped below the horizon.
“Let the ceremonies begin!” declared Brett.
The hessians pounced at Mikael, throwing him onto the altar, fighting like wolf pups to suckle on his dick nipples, which curiously were ejaculating shit. Other hessians stabbed their meat spears into Mikael’s puffy pink asshole, which despite its considerable elasticity began to rip, creating a slurry of feces, cum, and blood that sloshed and squished with every thrust. Squatting on top of the altar was Brett, who was stuffing Mikael’s mouth with his beef globes while pleasuring himself. Mikael convulsed in pleasure, crooning in a similar fashion to his clean vocals on Blackwater Park.
>>65807570
New Hexvessel is really wake in comparison to No Holier Temple. Total downgrade.
Fucked my dominant hand up real bad yesterday /metal/, can't practice guitar, can't play vidya, can barely drive my car. Any recs for the pain/feeling like I'm just stuck here doing nothing? Trying to strengthen up my left hand but it feels hopeless. Listening to a lot of AoP right now.
PART 4 -
If Brett and his Hessian cronies weren’t so preoccupied with their unholy gayngbang, they might have noticed the sound of Toyota Priuses pulling up to the chapel. They were filled with elite Social Justice Commandos, handpicked by Kim Kelly from the very best tumblr had to offer. What these commandos lacked in physical fitness and mental acumen they made up for in zealous devotion to their cause: the destruction of all things politically incorrect.
The commandos waddled up to the chapel door and breached it, pouring in and firing their Kalashnikovs haphazardly into the orgy going on up on the altar. The Hessians were turned into Swiss cheese before they even realized what was going on. Blood flowed off of the altar. Mikael took one to the dome, spraying brain chunks across the rest of the dead. “The feelings of disadvantaged groups are safe for another day, comrades!” said Kim Kelly. What she didn’t realize, however, was that Brett had survived. Wounded but still breathing, he stumbled to the front of the celebrating commandos holding a dead man’s switch.
“Hey Kim” he managed to say.
Kim looked at him in bewilderment.
“Only death his real” said Brett, before releasing his thumb and destroying the chapel, oblitering everyone and everything inside.
FIN
>>65809419
weak*
>>65809413
I'm just sending stuff from my album covers folder.
>>65807570
>Howls of Ebb
their release this year was so disappointing, it starts off with a pretty good song but then just devolves into this pseudo-avant death/doom shit that's insanely dull
>>65809251
Chainheart Machine closely followed by Stabbing the Drama.
>>65809373
I cared JUST enough to download this and load it up in FL studio to listen to it.
Hate to say it buddy, but this ain't exactly magic, it's just wankery. 30 seconds of wankery.
And I love to say this to you--no one is going to hand you a bunch of money to rerecord your MIDI demos. Not gonna happen at all. So you better be fucking loaded to do your vanity project.
PS. you need vocals; and unfortunately for your College Edumacated ass, real vocalists are working class fuckers who have EXPERIENCES and not god damn degrees
What is good metal?
Great grind/death:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZc-GW_QpLc
>>65809490
I don't have a degree, I failed out. I did a lot of LSD. I appreciate your opinion, just remember I wrote that this morning.. and I have thousands of these.
>>65809490
tbf, if he really went to Julliard, he'd probably know some good vocalists already
>>65809494
sounds like autopsy. i like it.
>>65809550
I do, but I can do it myself. The only thing I dont' yet know how to do is scream without ruining my vocal chords. But I can sing like a black church woman. Try this one. I wrote it a week ago.
It's a filedropper file, just replace the name as "wankery"
>>65809591
lad, nobody wants to listen to your midi demos. If you want to be taken seriously at least record actual demos
>>65809591
How can you call yourself a virtuoso? You have no talent for actual musical composition.
>>65809636
Eh, anyone who is musically minded will see what I'm talking about if they listen to these.
>>65809686
You have gone to a board filled with people there to discuss music and no one likes it.
>>65809680
just let it happen, it's like Daniel Johnston except with no talent and more delusional
Recently got rec'd this by a friend. Lebanese death/black. Could call it war metal.
Their only demo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6qeDrBHGSo
>>65809709
/mu/ always has been classy. Almost as classy as Yngwie.
isn't Misha Mansoor one of those multi-instrument virtuosos as well? yeah no, I don't think anyone gives that much of a fuck considering this isn't a new concept
>>65809686
No, except for the wanky subgenres like prog and power, composition is far from being the only quality deciding factor in metal and you claimed you wanted to work in all subgenres
>>65809532
Well big deal, kid. Unless you have the real finished product, no one will give a fuck. And from that sample, I ain't exactly hyped.
> and I have thousands of these.
Any of them longer than 24 seconds long or can you not focus your ADHD for longer than that? People like songs. Real songs. Write songs.
>>65807438
Gonna make it tomorrow, brace for memes
>>65809532
>I did a lot of LSD
wouldn't you fit better with psychedelic music then?
you already know how to play (supposedly) so it seems that would be better fitted for you
Is there any war metal worth listening to besides Blasphemy?
I've listened to Revenge and Conqueror but none are as enjoyable as Blasphemy.
>>65809881
Then you don't like war metal
>>65809881
Archgoat, Blasphemophagher and Wrathprayer are p good
>>65809902
I like them, but they're not as good as Blasphemy imo.
>>65809823
I don't expect anyone to listen to a full MIDI song, it's just not that entertaining. But you wanted one. I suggest skipping to the instrumental at 3:15. The filedropper name is "keep".
>>65809863
I did a lot of all the drugs. And if I have to choose, I'll choose the genre I came from ( metal ).
>>65809913
Blasphemohager sounds decent.
>>65809974
I'm not hearing a lot of variety in sound or genre here. Aren't you trying to conquer all subgenres?
>>65810071
The current plan is that each album is a different genre. I'm thinking power metal first.
>>65810116
And would you consider this album nearly done, or do you still have a ways to go before the finished product?
Thrash Metaaaaal !!!
>>65810157
I'm caught between prog or power, I tend to blend the two. Just as I blend death and black. A power/prog song I'm currently working on is "dark" just type it in filedropper. Sounds kinda prog, kinda power. That's probably how most albums will go.
I do know for sure that I want the album to be "The Old Guitarist" painting, but with long hair and an electric guitar instead. Steal it if you wish, actually steal anything you want.
>>65810245
The album cover* that is.
>>65810245
You did not answer my question.
But never mind. I want you to promise me that you'll come back here and update us every step of the way. Because I think you will fail, horribly. And I want to laugh at you when you do that.
>>65810299
Yeah I'm not gonna do that. Have fun jacking your life away.
>>65810314
Whatever then. Have fun wasting yours too.
does /metal/ like this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOrXKiSy8ZY
it's the only Ghost song i can stomach
>>65810299
>Because I think you will fail, horribly. And I want to laugh at you when you do that.
dude you never reveal them the game this early
>>65807389
>>65807411
THE PASTA IS FRESH AND TASTY
>>65810379
If he's as confident in his abilities as he claims to be, why wouldn't he come back to prove us wrong?
>>65810399
Because this is a chan, bro.
>>65810424
So?
>>65810454
Just don't count on it. Maybe you will hear of me through the grapevine.
>>65810490
I doubt I will. I think this is the last we'll hear of you.
>>65810376
comfy/10
>>65810490
Ah, the perfect end of the argument on 4chan
"Maybe you'll hear about me, an unidentified anonymous poster, later!"
>>65810490
l e l
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:)
>>65810490
>hi im a retard
>>ur a fuken retard
>ok bye cya l8er
>>65810376
>this
>not Year Zero
ur either a girl or a fag
>>65810490
pls release your music as Anonymous so we can recognize you
>>65810576
Eh, that one's cool but I still like Cirice's groove better. The choir is too corny for me.
>>65810376
>>65810576
i'm a grl btw ;^)
>>65810662
>u cant like soft metal. u can only liek slam pornogrind or u aint trve
thoughts? it's ok.
>>65810662
takes one 2 know one :^)
>>65810712
are you also a girl? it's nice to have so many fellow females in /metal/
>>65810737
pls we don't want any 93 Fallujah evidence here
>>65810737
Nice asshole. Way to bring all the shitposters.
>>65810737
pls no
What if someone composed all black metal genres, and killed the genre? Death through one man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGGGh03jN4w
my favourite thing so far this year
>>65808070
Actually it's called anomie dipshit: a "condition in which society provides little moral guidance to individuals"
>>65811230
They're actually distinct but related concepts you dumb faggot.
>>65811389
You're implying /metal/ is a functional system either as a whole system or as part of a larger system. That's bullshit. /metal/ is a single entity with no functional relation to other generals, its parent board or other boards. The content of this general is off-topic on other boards, thus, there is no relation to /metal/ and say, /o/ or /a/ (but /pol/ faggots believe otherwise). Since /metal/ is a single entity, "broken windows" do not apply because /metal/ is not a functional system in the sense of societal levels. In its place, we have a single entity with a lack of guidelines and morals, thus, anomie
Get fukked shitter
>>65811541
It implied nothing about the nature of /metal/. Your entire argument is based of misinterpretation of what was posted.
>>65811587
Incorrect.
Broken windows theory's entire premise is the degradation of neighborhoods due to the failure to upkeep its beautification, turning a blind eye to crime which allows for crime to go unchecked and morals to wane.
/metal/ has no such methods of upkeep and beautification, at least on a communal level. We do not share physical space and are not responsible for fixing broken down crack houses and enforcing good behavior.
A better way to fix /metal/ would be to utilize a Panopticon type punishment of deviance... hmm... now if only one could report such things to an officer, like, a mod... hmmm....
>>65811726
Incorrect. You're basing this definition of Broken Windows theory on your own personal opinion.
>>65811726
>due to the failure to upkeep its beautification
>/metal/ has no such methods of upkeep and beautification
>now if only one could report such things to an officer, like, a mod
So you're wrong, is what you're saying. And you're pointing out that you're wrong for some unknown reason.
>>65811808
>It basically says that when minor things, like broken windows, go unchecked it leads to larger, more serious issues. The logic is that someone who has, for instance, run over a dog will look around the neighborhood, see broken windows, and assume that no one cares and there will be no consequences
>roken windows theory's entire premise is the degradation of neighborhoods due to the failure to upkeep its beautification, turning a blind eye to crime which allows for crime to go unchecked and morals to wane
Point out how my "personal opinion" differs from the original post
>>65811837
Explain how I'm wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksXCr7DRZmw&list=PLw2zLovS1iV3v7NdH1xZ01cLdHGHK0d1X
Please don't start any serious discussions in /metal/ that is how we got 93 argument hipster evidence
>>65811941
You bring in the element of failing to upkeep beautification, which is taking the metaphor of broken windows too literally.
And you're wrong because we do have methods of "upkeep and beautification". The mods you mentioned.
What does metal think of Skeletonwitch?
>>65812020
vocals ruin it for me.
>>65811994
>too literally
The theory LITERALLY states that fixing destitute buildings will bring back some semblance of peace and order, but here's a spoiler alert, once that happens, gentrification happens as Whites move into the newly renovated areas, displacing minorities. This is probably why there's an influx of atmoshit and hipster metal posted when /metal/ is "good."
Also, mods do a shitty job of maintaining order and policing, unless an OP posts a picture of a black chick in a bikini
And I proposed the Foucault style prison system as an alternative to fixing /metal/, where its users, who are in the centre, enforce morals by reporting off-topic bullshit to its mods, who are on the periphery.
