ITT: lyrics that made you say "what the fuck"
>love a feminist bitch, ooh they get my dick hard"
Satan gave me a taco
>>65792736
He was being ironic. Danny is always based
>THAT DISHSOAP DID SOMETHING TO ME
Misheard lyrics from a Minus the Bear song.
>>65792736
>McCauley Culkin was in home alone
>>65792808
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
>>65792736
Lots of Danny cracks me up
>Like Leutenant Dan, I'm rolling
>now if I fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, I'ma feel like an asshole
>You're thinking of...
>The corpse you really love...
caught me off guard the first time
IM ABOUT TO DRINK A HEINEKEN
>>65793086
a Heineken?
>>65793086
Met a white bitch with a China friend
>>65793101
GOT A WHITE BITCH WITH A CHINA FRIEND
>TONIGHT I SHOULD HAVE STAYED AT HOME
>PLAYING WITH MY PLEASURE ZONE
Not gonna lie I had a lil' giggle hearing that line!
>>65793144
D'aww
The entirety of Liz Phair's Flower
>Where reckless naked girls get necklaces of pearls
I was a kid and didn't get this at first, I thought bitches were just being gifted by rich guys with necklaces of pearls, but then somebody told me a "necklace of pearls" is what you call the jizz over a woman's chest after a tittyfuck.
> get real
> get right
> with the lord~
>Like when Chrysler made that one car that looked just like the Bentley
I always saw you for what you could've bee
Jme is a machine gun of autism sometimes
>I'm an Xbox man, senpai, F PS
>Badman on any FPS
>I'mma get a PC so I can leng man on 120 FPS
>I don't really play RPGs
>All of your lyrics are PG
>Man wanna war me, I will rocket jump over man
>With an RPG
>Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong
Loch Ness
>Goblin, Ghoul, a zombie with no conscience
>Question what do all these things have in common
>Everybody knows I'm a motherfucking monster
>>65793615
Jesus Christ, it sounded like somebody's bad impression of Drake.
>>65792736
>No Mario, don't swim alone!
>Bring Luigi with you! Use the buddy code!
>>65793646
that verse was scarily bad
Which is fucked because Kanye's verse there was pretty cool, and Nicki's doesn't even need to be mentioned.
>>65793144
>jungle boogie
Indeed
>>65793646
this
also every lyric in Thank God for Girls
>I want that pussy
>cuz it's tight as a kid
>>65793646
this
On some DMX shit I group DM my Exes
Since Take Care I've been care taking
Got so many chains they call me chaining tatum
you toying with it like happy meal
And my wifey a spice like David Beckham
>I'm 93 and you're sixteen
SHE WAS 17, I WAS 29
FELT FINE
FELT LIKE A GREAT DREAM OF MINE
>I show no love to homo thugs
>empty out, reload then throw mo' slugs
>how you gonna explain fucking a man?
>even if we squash the beef I ain't touching ya hand
>>65793101
>>65793707
Some would say he was the real monster
>Time has a way of taking time
Great lyrics
>>65795662
thought about that clock from don't hug me I'm scared reading this
>>65795662
Hey man. Loneliness is not only felt by fools.
>but I don't give a damn about you or this town no more
Really Isaac?
>I'mma ride that pussy like a stroller
>>65793144
A China friend?
>>65793690
looks like a 14 year girl from deviantart drew this
pretty accurate
>hymen hunter, hands of steel
>cracks you open
>and your red flesh peel
>pain procurer, eyes of fire
>pierce your womb
>and push still higher
>Comus rape, Comus break
>sweet young virgin's virtue take
>naked flesh, flowing hair
>her terror screams, they cut the air
>but no one hears her there
wish I didn't play this album to the point where I can't get anymore joy from it
>slowly walking down the hall
>faster than a cannonball
>>65793781
5 year old pussy is pretty tight.
It's fucked to think about, but it's just a fact.
Also, it's
>tight as a kick
Pick a lyric desu
>The numbers don't decide
>Your system is a lie
Bravo, Thom. Bravo.
every lyric in kute by alex g
The entirety of Squeeze Me Macaroni by Mr. Bungle. Here are a couple excerpts:
>Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
>With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
>Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
>Gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
>Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
>Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown and runny
>Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
>Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast
ALL of Primus' "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver"
>>65795368
Kek thought the same thing
>>65795368
My nigger
>all these holes make me nervous
...
>just woke up and Taylor Swift's pissing in my mouth
>>65793144
Fuck I love redheads
>>65796074
holy shit
>>65796074
Pink guy?
>>65796074
I cringed at this
