ITT: Jazz musicians you know you could beat the living shit out of
Definitely this guy. I would suplex this bitch into oblivion for sure.
please continue this trend of jazz-related shitposting
Bitch don't even have 5 fingers
>In the forties, '47, '49. I stayed down there with Melvin Lastie. I had a really good time in New Orleans, although I had some very tragic times in Baton Rouge. Some guys beat me up and threw my horn away.
>He was beaten up outside an LA club and his saxophone smashed up.
I wouldn't be the first to beat some sense into his smug ass
for real Sun Ra could kick all of /mu/'s ass
>>65778511
this
Kenny G
>>65778511
Dunno dude, she's one of them crazy spiritual voodoo ladies that would cast a hex on you for trying to fuck with her.
Yusef seems like a pansy to me. I probably couldn't beat him myself since I'm a pansy as well, but it would be a close one.
Also Sun Ra, that guy really didn't seem very tough.
>>65780715
Oh, and also this nip faggot.
Beating up Brubeck would probably be about the same as stealing a nerd's lunch money. Hancock looks pretty dorky too.
>>65780833
kek
Does Moondog count, by the way ?
>>65780858
Yes, make him eat a turd stream
>>65780883
Will do
>>65780858
Moondog is a fucking viking wizard dude, I wouldn't mess with him.
These threads are disgusting.
>>65780920
But he's blind. I just have to be really quiet.
I would fuck up Roy Hargrove, wynton Marsalis, and micheal brecker all at the same time. Bitch ass, changes playin ass mother fuckers would know what hit them.
