Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-What classic will they review tonight?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans.
-/p4k/ forever
>>65770845
My prediction is Swans will not be reviewed in this round. It will probably be Mitski's Puberty 2, which I predict they will give a high score. At minimum, an 8.6.
>>65771137
>At minimum, an 8.6.
and deservedly so. a masterpiece in our time
my bet on tonight's classic is something groundbreaking by a gay artist, to tie nicely in with the orlando narrative which has dominated the past week
>>65771307
Yeah, I only listened to it twice but I still remember all the songs for some reason, which I usually don't. It's quite fantastic.
>>65770845
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerro & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.
>>65771544
leave Amber Coffman alone
>>65771544
the thread shouldn't stand with anyone and refrain from engaging in silly clickbait outrage
nothing matters but the pans, the BNMs and the tranches baby
>>65771592
why should i leave her alone? she ruined a man's life. he lost his business and his family, and he was never even charged with a crime
>>65771804
you don't know what clickbait means.
>>65771900
You reap what you sow
>>65771900
he took the risk of being a scumbag, and got his dues for it, fuck off with your authoritarian tinged ironic shitposting
tonight is classic review only.
>>65771947
Mitski
>>65771956
Damn, I thought it was Monday tomorrow.
>>65771959
>>65771137
I take these back now. These won't be reviewed until Monday.
>>65771947
no one, its classic review night isnt it?
>classic review night
>tfw going to have to wait 25 hours for Swans love to spread and for RHCP getting BTFO once and for all
>>65771592
>>65771804
>>65771900
>>65771939
>>65771944
what is the story behind Amber Coffman
>>65772113
iirc the head of the publishing firm she was a part of straight up groped her and lseveral other musicians under him many times over the years
>>65772088
The Getaway is good
any word on what the classic review is tonight?
>>65772286
>>65772113
http://pitchfork.com/news/63017-dirty-projectors-amber-coffman-best-coast-and-more-accuse-publicist-of-sexual-misconduct/
>>65772287
It's random
>>65772316
Not great, but good.
>>65772287
What does that mean, do they just pick an album on RYM with over a 4 twenty minutes before the deadline?
>>65772601
wouldn't surprise me desu
of all the useless features pitchfork has peddled over the years this one must take the prize
don't even try flirting with me, silly boys!
i want ian cohen to call me a good girl and give me LOTS of headpats
>>65772807
I don't know, at least its more music focused than a lot of their other additions
>>65772883
What do you think she thinks about as she falls asleep?
Other than >>65772952
>>65773056
pitbull, cats, deathgrips, memes, me
and how much she hates redditors........hint hint wink wink nudge nudge
>>65772883
Want to fuck?
if dubs they're reviewing the jurassic park OST
>>65772883
Bitch you're mine
>>65773165
""""no"""
>>65773097
hate fuck is best fuck to be honest famalino
>>65773138
cute, CUTE!!!!
does zoe sleep naked?
Boring, no one cares about the shittiest Beatle anymore
panned. george harrison btfo. 9.0
>>65773285
>over Ringo
>>65773295
I don't want to bother reading it, did it not get the ten because of the boring ass back half?
>>65773318
yes, along with the boring ass front half
>>65773337
and the middle half?
>>65773278
she covers herself with pussy juices
not hers btw ;)
>>65773318
it didn't get a 10 because it's a 9/10 album.
(but yeah they sorta pan the back half of the album. i'd guess the front half alone would probably only get like a 9.5 from p4k)
>>65773353
Knock it off with being lewd.
Did All Things Must Pass get another re-re-release again?
>>65773608
No, they're just reviewing classic albums
>>65771900
"My behavior was wildly inappropriate, hurtful, and terrible." - Heathcliff Berru
Yeah, we are standing with him
>9.0
oh piss off 'jayson'
>>65772088
>RHCP getting BTFO once and for all
Haven't they already done that time and time again? Sure they gave Californication a 6.8 but that's a pretty dumb score for a "love it or hate it" album. They gave their last 2 albums 4s and COMPLETELY ignored BTW which is fucking stupid.
Either way I'm sure they'll give The Getaway a 4 something... or just ignore it again.
>>65775108
i hope they give it a 9.3 bnm ryan dombal redemption review and one of those weepy specially designed 'cover' articles they did a while back and a headline slot at pitchfork festival next year, just to fuck with people
What will they give Dead Sara?
>>65775303
8.3 BNM screencap this
>>65775479
We can only hope senpai
>Colouring Book and AMSP are better than All Things Must Pass
OK then Pitchfork!
