Haven't had one of these threads in a while.
>senior year of high school
>be in a clique with 3 other friends
>loner kid sits with us at lunch regularly
>he invites us to his 18th birthday party
>all of us go
>we're the only guests except his mom, younger sister, grandparents, and his aunt >table set up of soda, cake and cookies
>we sit around for about 20 minutes drinking soda
>get up, flip the cake/soda/snack table over, and all of us throw our sodas in the kids face
>tell him we never liked him and laugh at him
>look at the horrified, sad, and angry faces on his family members
>all of us run out of the house and continue laughing about what just happened
>still occasionally think about it and laugh even though I kind of felt bad about it
Pic related is favorite album.
>>65753127
>post punk
>asshole personality
sounds about right
kys
>>65753127
Either not true or you're a massive cunt.
>>65753127
shit thread
shit story
shit person
shit taste
please leave
>>still occasionally think about it and laugh even though I kind of felt bad about it
please die
>>65753127
kys but stab your friends first
>>65753127
>throwing birthday parties when you're a loner
It was kinda his own fault to be honest, I didn't have any birthday parties since I was 13/14 I think.
>8 years old
>at my grandmothers house with family
>warm sunny summers day
>grandma has an 8 month-ish old dog puppy that she really loves, got all her attention after my granddad died
>I hate it for some reason
>lock it in the car to keep it out the way
>forget about it
>whole family panicking a few hours later
>I remember
>oh fuck it's dead
>leave it in the car
>eventually discovered
>my grandma blames herself thinking it was her short term memory loss
>I've let her stay wracked with this guilt to this very day
I'm generally a pretty nice person so what I did isn't too bad I guess
Way back in 9th grade this girl had a huge crush on me and I sort of liked her too but one day I just blocked her on Facebook and avoided her at school with no real reason
>>65753184
That's kind of why I don't feel that bad about it. Especially since it was an 18th birthday with soda and cookies and grandparents.
>>65753226
If he shot up the whole school you still wouldn't feel bad about it?
>>65753215
>9th grade
You must be 18 years old to use this site.
2 years ago some turbo autist had a story about a loaf of bread and masturbation, I can't remember all the details, though.
Autist, if you're reading this, tell you're story again.
>>65753297
I just graduated high school and I remember people talking about Facebook when we were 11
my first gf cheated on me so I fucked her mum and her best friend
>>65753692
shit also Remain in Light probably
>>65753127
horrible thread
>>65753127
either it happened to you, either it didnt happen
>>65753201
i mean, taking responsibility for that would make things worse but you could have at least locked him in a room, poor pupper
>>65753215
decent person here
>the last week of sophomore year in highschool
>fucking around the empty school
>half of the class is going to some pools nearby and we are waiting for the others to come
>make paper planes, fly them
>"this sucks"
>someone grabs a spray deodorant from a friend and lits his lighter
>fire streams ensume
>i grab a paper plane, spray the flamable deodorant on it and throw it through the firestream
>the paper plane catches fire, flies through the window
>"Holy shit anon"
>everyone starts to check the fireplane flying
>it takes a slow turn straight into the library's window
>FUCK
>run asap to the library
>the door is closed
>nobody is around to help
>"we'd better get the fuck out"
>everyone leaves for the swimming pools
>first day of junior year
>one of the mopping ladies had been fired
>allegedly "Half of the library was burned while she was the only person in the school"
>>65753796
holy shit
>>65753796
Holy fucking kek
someone on this board posted something like
>"tfw listening to ipod on shuffle while going to visit the grave of my wife a daughter and my girls comes on
and i spontaneously responded
>listening on shuffle
wasnt even funny and the guy even loved the same band as me
still regret to this day
>>65753796
Pretty fitting album for the incident
/mu/ - random
>>65753127
I don't know what's worse, this shitty story you made up or the faggots in this thread that actually believe this happened.
>>65753692
Sure you did kid.
>>65753127
You are actually the guy this happened to, aren't you?
bullied my brother for years and now he's really fucked up. Probably worse than any of these one time instances of shitty behavior :(
My favorite album is The Hissing of Summer Lawns
I used to torture animals, especially cats.
My favourite album is My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.
>>65755368
Psycho
heh, this is why you guys don't have gfs, because you're all disgusting
>>65753215
you're a decent human being congrats
>>65753226
i like soda and cookies lol
haven't had a birthday party in over a decade tho
>>65753297
I've had facebook for nearly ten years, signed up when I was 13
>>65753226
nah you should feel bad cunt
>>65755368
kys unironically
>>65753226
This is how people like Adam Lanza get created, fucker.
>>65753127
>>65753226
You're a revolting person that should feel horrible t b h.
Hit neighbour's car backing out of my driveway when I was starting to drive alone and I left and didn't tell anyone, didn't do any real damage (my dad's car got a tiny scratch and my neighbour's car got a dent), but still real shitty
>>65753127
this is really shitty m8, how do you not feel terrible about it?
>>65753297
lmao do you think facebook came out last year or something?
im 18 and i remember using it regularly in fucking 5th grade
>>65753127
this is abhorrent shoot your family and hang yourself
>>65753127
Ive probably done worse stuff, but I once told my little sister to hang herself.
Fav album: ITAOTS
>>65756950
it's funny how 4channers only get mad when something hits a nerve with them, but treating women or minorities like shit is a-ok
>>65757202
this
>>65757202
>>65757323
It's funny how you baselessly assume that I'm okay with treating women and minorities like shit.
One time I left the toilet seat up
>>65757360
sorry, I was wrong for doing that then.
Worst thing I ever did was probably pulling somebody off of a car and smashing their back off a tow bar
also once set a building on fire with my friends and once shot somebody at close range with a firework too, not the worst but still pretty dickish. favorite album is probably ok computer.
>>65753159
Okay what OP did (probably didn't do) was awful but that's no reason to shit on Marquee Moon.
>>65753143
It's ART PUNK
Said something extremely mean to the one person I care about the most, I didn't even have a reason for why I did it.
>>65757379
>One time I left the toilet seat up
YOU MONSTER.
I once accidentally made an anorexic person have a full-blown panic attack when I told them the pills they were taking were designed for her to gain weight
this was unintentional though, I had no idea she was anorexic and it was all good afterward. pretty fucked up though lol.
I used to dress up as a dog and have sex with our pet golden retriever.
I'm in a popular rock band, can't say who I am though.
>>65758688
Will pls go.
>>65753796
kek
Stole Yu-Gi-Oh cards from a toy shop and abused a girl
