ITT music that gets bitches
>vampire weekend
>drake
>yung lean
>mac demarco
>smiths
>90s indie
what else is essential
Jason Aldean
>>65752179
die antwoord
justin bieber
galantis
>>65752179
90s Alternative? if that's the case I'd be sleeping with way more women other than my cunt of a crazy fucking girlfriend.
>>65752179
BARACKED
any tumblrcore
they love this bitch melony martinez namedrop her and they'll get their panties wet. especially if they have a choker then DEFINITELY mention melony martinez.
i dunno shit about her music lmao but she's big apparently
Just pretend you like top 40 and normie bitches will think you are cool.
Modern baseball
Ceremony
Sorority noise
Title fight
>>65752179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UcR51GnQY0
bones
>>65752179
Twenty One Pilots
Halsey
Two Door Cinema Club
>>65753515
thats only for the DD/LG chicks who are worse than the avg tumblr girl
because the whole fetish is you treating like a little girl and playing lego's with them while you work a job
bonobo
>>65752179
>90s indie attracts anybody that exists in the real world
lol keep telling yourself this
If you want bitches listen to fucking Halsey or something
>>65753727
Hahaha, bullshit. I know from experience, that doesn't work
>tfw will probably never have a moment with a qt gril where we bask in michael gira's yells
>>65754381
Still one of the best.
halsey
g-eazy
grimes
death grips
father john misty
beyonce
>>65752179
none of those are essential besides mac and even then lol. thats like mid-20's early 30's
you're outdated
>>65752179
What has always worked for me is playing Type O Negative. Usually I play October Rust.
It gets them wet for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhz0CMZsIwI
literally my music taste, not even kidding
http://www.last.fm/user/DanielKGolden
>>65754675
The 1990's called to tell you goth chicks don't exist anymore so that won't work.
>>65754772
they still do faggot
>>65754835
why would want a goth chick
when you can have a qt emo girl instead
>>65754868
emo girls suck
nothing but mental issues and a benzo addiction.
i'll stay with my goth qt's
>>65754422
this
>>65754835
no they don't. when was the last time you saw a goth girl?
>>65754868
aren't they the same thing?
>Twenty one pilots
>>65754920
couple hours ago in my bed
The Weeknd
PartyNextDoor
Bryson Tiller
DVSN
Literally any Torontowave.
If you're going for ghetto/slutty/trashy bitches, check out:
Trey Songz
Chris Brown
August Alsina
Jeremih
>tfw every bitch in the netherlands listens to the same shitty hip hop
those bad hiphop songs that you see on soundcloud that sound a lot like vaporwave but aren't.
>>65754422
Hey sounds good to me
>>65755207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Dk5JgtOek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9koljvoKe9Y
Life must be so easy for Trey Songz.
He literally does this every concert. There are hundreds of videos of him doing exactly this.
Tame Impala
Born Ruffians
HAIM
SZA
Arctic Monkeys
Sam Smith
J Cole
TLC
Chance The Rapper
Pierce the Veil
"anything but country" (this is code for whatever is popular on YouTube)
The Killers
The Strokes
Snow Patrol
The Weeknd
Frank Ocean
The 1975
Vance Joy
Cage the Elephant
Beyonce
The Beatles
Queen
Ramones
Marina and the Diamonds
Simon and Garfunkel
ABBA
>>65755403
isn't that rape?
>>65755207
14yo detected
>>65755443
it's literally true though
women love these guys
CVURCHES & Purity ring
>>65755426
it's okey if it's Trey
>>65752179
>mac demarco
girls who like mac usually do it to impress the boys.
>>65755426
Why would it be rape?
"Hipster" shit girls can dance to
>LCD Soundsystem, Twenty One Pilots, generic synth pop groups
White indie music
>Vampire Weekend, Edward Sharp, Elliot Smith, I could seriously go all day
Singles from black rap/r&b artists
>Frank Ocean, Chance the Rapper, Beyonce (this one is key, girls fucking love Beyonce)
A variety of these genres covers most bases
>>65755512
>Black man
Need I say more?
>>65755525
Who would turn down Trey Songz though.
You guys are fuckin' hopeless.
Justin Bieber
Ed Sheeran
John Mayer
Carly Rae Jepsen
Katy Perry
Taylor Swift
Kanye West
Kendrick Lamar
And become a douchebag babby-chord gutarist who can sing at least 5/10
what the fuck do you listen to when trying to get with a guy
>>65752179
brainless faggot what you're talking about you fucking faggot?
listening to these artists aint gonna bring the girls to you u fucking loser
MONEY is the only correct answer, you fucking bitch boy
>>65755602
>redpill cuck detected
>>65752179
The Shins bro, especially Oh Inverted World
>>65755572
gay or just female?
classic rock
halfway knowing the lyrics to hotel california
jimi hendrix
vietnam war-core
grateful dead
>>65755602
either ugly or ugly as fuck
>>65752179
Artic Monkeys
Weeknd
The 1975
Nirvana
The Smiths
Love Will Tear Us Appart
Halsey
other tumblrcore or slightly edgy girl-core
>>65755572
Non-shit music.
>>65755572
pleb crap
>yung lean
That guy hasn't been relevant since 2014
>>65755403
Imagine going to a concert and having to watch 5 minutes of the artist flirting and kissing on a random girl from the audience
The 1975. Works every time
>>65754675
>I will never bang a qt goth chick to Be My Druidess. Life is cruel
>>65756528
but warlord was fucking lit tho
>>65752179
>yung lean
I went to see a Yung Lean show and 90% of the crowd were white teenage boys, and all the girls were ugly
Flume
>>65755572
Iron Maiden!
>>65757687
>still caring about yung lean in the year of our lord 2016
>>65757260
agreed!
>you will never whisper to a goth girl "I'll do anything..To make you come"
such horror and madness!
>>65755571
>carrying a guitar like that
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>65755572
if you're a girl all you have to do is open your mouth
guys will literally fuck anything with a vagina as long as you're not fat or unwashed
i thank the mouse every day that i am not "human" you all suck soooo much
This desu
Beatles and NMH
Anything if you're passionate about it.
If she's actually interested in you she'll appreciate it for the sake of you liking it.
>>65757687
>fucking lit tho
This isn't ironic anymore
