Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Tonight has to be Swans, right?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans.
-/p4k/ forever
This threads stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.
SNAWS 8.0 no BNM screenshot this.
>>65746251
>This threads stands with Michael Gira
>threads
should be thread. fix it for tomorrow, pls. but thank you for posting it.
>>65746342
they won't review it today screenshot this
>>65746251
Speak for yourself.
>>65746400
Speak for yourself.
>>65746393
pls no
hey what are some good fps games for pc? just got a new graphics card
>>65746460
http://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com/
>>65746460
hl3
What's everyone listening to?
Pic related
>>65746490
>>65746506
thanks senpaimilia
>>65746555
P.M. Dawn
;-;
>>65746731
RIP Prince Be
The Glowing Man finds Swans at their most atmospheric since the band's 2010 revival. However sexual assault allegations against frontman Michael Gira cannot be overlooked in reviewing The Glowing Man in its totality.'
7.3 / 10
>>65746555
I'm listening to this for the first time, it's
6.7/10
Who's gonna get it?
>>65747011
RHCP gets 4.0 or below
Early posts about how it's their best in years will mysteriously disappear as /mu/ will suddenly hate the album in the morning.
Cap this.
>>65747011
RHCP or Mumford & Sons are both going to get panned
>>65747160
>or
>both
learn 2 english
>>65747130
>/mu/ will mysteriously hate it
they already do, theres just no fodder for them to laugh at it with yet, the only people who give a fuck on /mu/ right now are the stupidly die hard RHCP fans from other boards
>>65747011
P4K usually stops reviewing an artist, especially a mainstream one, after two panned albums. I doubt Mumford $ Sons will be getting another review.
>>65747253
You're an idiot.
Pic related is getting 8.x, screenshot this
>>65747011
YG and Mitski will both get decent BNMs
revival of the white power memes for a few more weeks
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
quarterly reminder that Carly Rae Jepsen was robbed
>>65748528
She got far more than she deserved.
>>65748608
delete this
Still Brazy 8.6/10
I'll bet money that I'm right.
6.2 GIRA IS FINISHED
WHOLE LOTTA NOTHIN'!!!
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
case/lang/veirs 8.2 by Laura Snapes
Yung 6.5 by Ian Cohen
Kodak Black 7.2 by Matthew Ramirez
Nails 7.8 by Colin Joyce
oh come on, Nails was better than a 7.8
>no jerking off Swans
>no RHCP BTFO
what's the fucking point
>>65748891
7.8 is still a great score, you know.
Reminder: Any album that doesn't get reviewed by midnight next Friday will be labeled "PUSSYFORK".
Get going, guys!
>>65748937
I thought it was better than Abandon All Life
see you all tomorrow for a review of fuckin kid a or some shit
With The Glowing Man now out, how long until Larkin Grimm pops up again with more allegations?
>>65749020
how long until she runs out of meds?
>no Swans
incoming 5.5 because muh rape
>>65748866
Kodak deserves at least an 8
>>65749409
Are we going to half to wait a week and then get a review about how we can't separate his actions from his music?
