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Meloshit AOTY edition
https://mega.nz/#F!aMt0ADSA!zp4U83wu-rBRRi2n_80zoA
>>65707468
>>65714174
No thanks. I don't like mellow death
>>65714174
Post BIG BOI riffs
nth for
$ 1 @ /\/\ OR D3@7H
>>65714174
Melodeath?? It's gay....
>muh fun
Why didn't this get memed yet?
>>65714251
>how to spot the blackie
>>65714174
Thanks for the link mayne
>>65714207
the glorious czechfags, who did you expect?
>>65714174
What's on the cover?
>I don't like ultra obliterative guttural slamming brutal death metal
>>65714275
i should have guessed, really
>>65714289
Vessels
>>65714261
IF YOU DON'T USE MAMMAL SAUCE YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE GAY
>>65714207
The clipping in the audio just emphasizes the brutality
>>65714214
>>65714244
>brutal tech fags
>>65714237
SLAM OR SCRAM
>>65714261
You can't meme what is literally a meme
>>65714224
but riffs are for small boys
>listens to slam once
post /brutal/ bass drops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvSTYZ0P-rY
is this the most iconic bass drop lads?
slam be damned, post grind
>>65714357
So you're saying that mellow death is both untechnical and unbrutal.
Why even like death metal then? Go listen to some power metal or something
>>65714403
but it's not a meme, it's basically a meme anthology. It needs to be united into one a single collective meme
I prefer older brutal death to slam desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5GUrSf-Guw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uerMNmU8ukE
>>65714468
Because people like catchymelodies in metal with some aggression without being cheesy homno shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0
Brutal
>>65714500
GOAT song
let's see some
H A M M E R S
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who /ZOMBIE CIRCLE PIT/ here?
>>65714520
THIS
I like this.
>>65714519
But mellow death is cheesy homo shit
slam is so fucking bad i can't even handle it
please post black metal instead
>>65714497
this is bretty gud, never heard of these guys
>>65714563
IS MY HOUSE
>>65714520
>everyone in the band is obese
>>65714576
Yeah anything with tracable meldoies is gay I prefer ultra br00tal slamZ
>>65714601
nyet blyat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3yVn9f9Hw8
>>65714615
They should do a tour with Fear Factory and Crowbar
>>65714261
GIRL WITH A BIG FACE
I SAW YOU AT THE BUS STOP
>>65714603
Sepsism is fucking great and I don't know why they aren't more popular
And honestly I didn't know a lot of older bdm bands til I looked at this list: https://rateyourmusic.com/list/vile_disfigurement/old_school_brutal_death_metal/
>>65714537
We lit senpai
>>65714621
>Melodies have to be over the top and exaggerated to be real
Spoken like a pleb
>>65714601
but black metal sucks tho
>>65714601
how about blackened slam?
>>65714683
leave the hall wigger
>>65714601
Does black metal with slams exist?
>>65714615
that image always cracks me up, no longer how much time passes
i mean just look at that uber-smug grin on the cat's face, he doesn't even give a fuck that the guy has a knife
>>65714681
the very first recorded BDM band was Suffocation and they are really popular as well as incredibly acclaimed
>>65714695
post that shit
>>65714707
>muh trve
>>65714214
Be'lakor is really more like prog death than melo-death. One of the guitars is more in the foreground and plays more harmonies though.
>>65714707
t. paints himself black
>>65714647
>post-abortion slut fuck
>woman on the cover is sawed in half
baka if they don't accurately depict the medical procedure it's not trve slam
>>65714725
>being an untrve numale cuck
top kek
>>65714728
This, you might as well call Opeth melodeath
>>65714749
People do call Opeth melodeath.
>/metal/ universally hates deathcore
>/metal/ likes slam
>>65714737
There's a baby hanging there
>>65714746
>implying there's something more cuckish than not liking slam
Wew F E C K I N lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neuPdbc1JUA
>>65714712
Yes I know that, Suffocation is fantastic shit. But idk why I never see people talking about Sepsism, they go fucking hard man.
>>65714728
because progressive mellowdeath can't exist right
>>65714772
it's meme
>>65714783
>blackies will never experience these joys
>>65714783
ULTRA
>>65714769
Since when, they are just considered prog death
Is late Death melodeath?
>>65714769
Even worse, people still listen to Opeth. I haven't heard that Be'lakor album and idc whether it turns into a meme but their stuff is great.
They are disgusting Australians but nice people.
>band name my buddies came up with taken by fat guys in Ohio
Damn..
>>65714783
bros these riffs are so fucking guttural
>>65714779
Slam is numale: The Genre
>>65714811
I experienced something but it definitely wasn't joy
>any comment section of Normiebook about Opeth and their new album
>>65714832
>taken by fat guys in Ohio
Taken by Fat Guys in Ohio is the porn your mum was starring in XD
>>65714814
Hey I'm not the one making them say that. All I'm saying is I've heard people call Opeth melodeath.
>>65714341
>this kills the audiophile
>tfw I got into slam thanks to /metal/
...actually feels pretty good
postin more sick shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rg6nn5xFTA
>>65714681
thanks senpai, will check out
I love listening to slam with my wife's son while my wife gets railed by her bull in the next room
>>65714783
>computer drums
Not even once.
>>65714868
>in any situation
>mfw on date with a girl and she says she doesn't like ultra guttural bulldozing freight train slamming death metal
fuck slam
fuck deathcore
fuck sludgewave
fuck all your """brutal""" slavshit wigger teen meme generes
I love listening to slam and gojira at the same time, perfect listening material for when I babysit my wife's son
>>65714931
this
>>65714920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDhG2tzdl-s
>>65714931
AN UUUUUUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
>>65714931
wew... rude
>>65714931
and most of all fuck black metal
>don't discuss what I don't like ree please talk about muh trve and muh kvlt pls pls pls guys thx hahah wife's son cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
>>65714931
bus slavshits have made some brilliant metal outside of slams, specially the czech
>>65714931
NYET
CYKA BLYAT
>>65714931
this desu
>>65714983
>average slam wigger
Reminder Devourment is the only good slam band
>>65714920
It really helps accentuate the fact that they're terrible musicians who can't hold a rythm at all
>>65715008
Every slam band sounds like Devourment to some extent, so they're all good to some extent :))))))
>>65714959
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDhG2tzdl-s
>>65715005
You're the ones complaining
POST SLAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9qJJFNveJI
>>65714931
cyкa ыyaт
>>65715031
Hey forget about it
I remember djentshareguy spammed metal and share thrads with slam before he disappeared
>>65715031
iirc, he used to play actual drums but had an injury so he couldn't play them anymore
>Blackies are so butthurt from getting Thrash'd6228
Fuck Muhslams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ylzxxDW9es
Post Godflesh
Discuss Godflesh
slam has saved /metal/ from the endless shitposting
glorious
>>65715065
He didn't disappear. He changed names. He's Vektorshareguy now.
You have 5 seconds to post your favourite ultra guttural brutal bulldozing big boy blaster cuckold slaying poser pulverizing slamming death metal band or else your bull's girlfriend gets BLACKED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJa-W2VfOww
Ok Metal generals are shit since a few months it seems. I'm going to name some bands that don't suck and go to bed.
Eurynomos (Black/Thrash à la Desaster)
Mork (Norsk BM with some interesting riffs)
FINIS (https://vrgvtr.bandcamp.com/releases)
Good night slavs/wigger/plebs.
>>65715085
YOU BREED
>>65715027
u r 1 cheeky cunt m8 ill give u that
>>65715103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzNKs1c3w14
YUHTUHTUHTUHTUHTUHTUHTUHTUHTUHTUHTUHTUHTUHTUH
>>65715085
Streetcleaner is a masterpiece, and it's up there with one of the darkest albums i've heard, not necessarily lyrically (although the minimalistic word salad lyrics can be creepy), just musically
So what are the essential brutal death metal bands, other than obvious memes like Neoandertals and various slam?
>>65715103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x60DdKy1GuY
>>65714996
Masters Hammer isn't slavshit
BBH isn't slavshit
Hate Forest isn't slavshit
Nokturnal Mortum isn't slavshit
It's not slavshit if it's black
IT'S NOT SLAVSHIT IF IT'S GOOD
>>65715111
Eurynomos sucks. Mork is pretty boring but has moments. Never heard of FINIS will check them out.
>>65715032
hey I know that weeb line from somewhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlCwAgo3FlY
>>65715103
this cant be beaten
>>65715116
BUT WHY?
![[HorribleSubs] Fushigi na Somera-chan - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.23_[2016.04.03_01.03.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4HhfNV0.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Fushigi na Somera-chan - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.23_[2016.04.03_01.03.48].jpg")
>He's a muhslam
>>65715165
>Eurynomos sucks
And you know that after 1 minute on youtuber. Wigger-slam attention span.
black and slam are both talentless garbage
post power metal instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T30UtGxvJ9Y
>>65715188
TO FEED THE MACHINE
>>65715137
Suffocation, Nile, Dying Fetus, Katalepsy, Cryptopsy, Wormed
just the essential ones
>>65715150
I Was talking about !T.O.O.H.! and the like tho
>>65715197
Weebs are antislam. If you ever needed a reason to hop on the ultra-slamming bulldozer, that's it.
>>65715205
I know them from last year when someone posted an ep of theirs.
>>65715148
>tfw no Slam featuring Bjorn "Speed" strid
Goddamn why is Slam so good
>>65715239
I am a weeb and I like slam tho
>>65715259
because you have no taste, fucking duh
>>65715205
You telling someone ripped the EP and put them online? Pics or it didn't happen.
>>65715251
nuclear blast should sign slam bands
FUCK OFF WIGGERS
Slam is worse than proge, butt metal and deathcore combined
>>65715239
explain the weebslam that gets posted here all t he time
>>65715282
>>65715290
Cry me a river blackies
>>65715294
thats weebgrind you uncultured swine
>>65715287
They have a bandcamp you know
>The blackie can't experience such pleasures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBPS_B2f_P4
>>65715345
>implying there's a difference
>>65715314
Black metal sucks
>>65715365
>Grind = Slam
Blackies everyone
My kind of thread
>>65715264
That's because Japs know how to throw down br00tal gr00ves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1AoXoA7UG0
Reminder that brutal/deathcore/grindcore is NOT music
Some real music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb31BNhjXw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cf1CF6Avvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIodjhm5KOk
>>65715365
>being deaf
>>65715394
Both are just repetitive drum beats with chugging and awful incomprehensible vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jmWTgBDpqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueKIfDJvspc
>>65715430
we /realmusic/ now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awvqIi427_A
>>65715406
Slam is actually decently popular in Japan and I don't know why
>>65715365
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>>65715210
>>65714601
>>65714695
>>65714712
>>65714709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcrGyXXZRUk
would any of this fit
>>65715450
I know this is B8 but it still hurts
>>65715450
So you've never listened to either huh
If slam's so bad, why is it the only subgenre that can make /metal/ stay on topic?
>>65715430
7/11 I replied
>>65715459
>>65715483
Are you forgetting about bug metal?
>>65715483
I can only assume because Jesse likes slam.
listen to some real metal you fucking nerds
>>65715483
Because it's circlejerked by slav wiggers with shit taste
>>65715483
because most of /metal/ is untrve
>>65715450
>grind
>chugs
i mean, goddamn, this is some quality ass b8
>>65715459
>yo dawg I herd yo like rap in yo metal
>>65715514
Or duck metal?
>>65715451
Surprisingly energetic
>>65715459
ayoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhzv0-YT2SM
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
FEEL THE BLOOD GUSHING OUT MY ANUS
>>65715465
Asians have the highest IQs. Of course they like slam. It appeals to their elevated levels of neanderthal DNA.
How many sub-saharan African slam bands are there.
QED
>>65715451
jesus christ look at his fingers
neoandertals were master players
>>65715477
>>65715481
>>65715489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWKLN6boesU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHpMnwybGIY
>/metal/ considers this "music"
>they shit on anything remotely accesible to non-metal fans
Fucking kek
>>65715465
isn't it a niche though
>>65715566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmU9tUZvk98
It's time
>>65715601
B8 FOR THE B8 GOD
>>65715601
Yeah so you're b8ing okay
we get it
>>65715601
c'mon man, your b8 skills are falling behind, have some self respect
>>65715562
shit goes hard
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIgADt2FYaM
>>65715623
>>65715629
>>65715640
>I don't agree with it so it is bait
typical slam babies
what a shit thread
>>65715604
Yes but it's still got a fairly good amount of popularity for being niche.
DON'T HOLD hold ME me
b-BACK-ack
THIS IS
MY OWN HELL
@65715668
No more (You)s
>>65715668
hey buddy hey
calm down
we know you're b8, you know you're b8
just settle down, stop posting for a minute, and try something else
no need to get butthurt
>>65715674
Blame muhslams, they are worse than djentspammer
>>65715515
Slam would kind of make sense for the character of pinkman in breaking bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_27DRSCB6M
I need meal
RAW AS SHIT meal
>/metal/ finally consistent
>blackies try to ruin it
Color me surprised
>>65714931
Tы чe cyкa пaдлa ты чe.
>>65715736
gotchu my african american
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_kbfCFr9Zs
>>65715710
>Blame the people posting and talking about metal in /metal/
Blackies, everyone!
>>65715789
>Morbid angel
>Raw
Death Metal lyrics in 1989:
"I have a really bad headache"
"I'm not looking forward to work tomorrow"
"I'm underwhelmed by life, on the whole"
Death Metal lyrics in 2016
"I'll cut your fucking cunt in half and rape the pieces while I lubricate your asshole with the ripened slurry of your unborn child's mutilated intestines in space"
What the fuck happened?
>>65715789
i will never get tired of this gif
>>65715821
they got better
>>65715821
death metal got good
so what bands are those
>>65715813
did you even watch the vid
>>65715821
when was that true in any way though
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
More proof brvtal fags are cancer
>>65715821
Became better
>>65715853
yes, and that's not raw in anyway shape or form
>>65715821
Millenials.
>>65715856
U L T R A B R U T A L
Why do you guys listen to metal? What is it about metal that pulls you to it as opposed to other genres? What is it that you guys think metal does that other genres don't offer?
Not a troll question, I love the music. But just wanna see what other people's perspectives are on this stuff.
>>65715856
such shallow cuts
i bet that's only your thigh as well
poseur.
>>65715856
B R V T A L
>>65715856
G U T T U R A L
U
T
T
U
R
A
L
>>65715856
V B ER K V L T
>>65715890
because fuck you that's why
>>65715880
If you aren't a millenial, and you're on 4chan, you're either so old that's it's sad you're here or underage.
>>65715789
Back when David Vincent was straight
>>65715933
I'm 27. But I'm special.
>>65715933
Wait, are you telling me there's a generation now that's even younger than millennials? How is that even possible.
>>65715896
I don't want fuck slam on my stomach permanently
>>65715958
Why not
>>65715890
Br00tal
>>65715890
B r v t a l i t y, blackie tears and mosh-tastic neo-thrash
>>65715972
it's autistic as fuck
>>65715890
Metal is so stupid and over the top that it actually gets an emotional reaction out of me.
I don't mean that in an edgy way, my brain has been destroyed by Jew pills
>>65715952
Most people who say "millenial" aren't even referring to a specific generation. It doesn't mean anything beyond "young people I don't like" to them. It's no surprise that a younger generation exists.
>>65715890
sick as shit riffs
>>65715890
fat slamz
>>65715890
Great atmosphere.
>>65715890
it appeals to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dydZd9Va4Q
>>65716038
Atmoshitter out
>>65716038
You better mean the atmosphere of the drivers seat of an ultra-guttural slamming bulldozer, faggot.
>>65716090
>>65716114
Non I mean sludge post metal and other great atmosperic metal genres!
>>65716136
Wanna get Thrash'd bro ?
>>65714519
>catchymelodies in metal with some aggression
That is homo shit though.
>>65716155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_FEZiZPuxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqGdhttm2pE
>>65716193
Are these neolithic slams?
>>65716181
T E X A S T H R A S H E R
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>>65716159
slam fag pls
>>65716155
Course. Do you like Pantera?
you need to spend the first few years not listening to extreme metal to truly appreciate it fully; that's essentially replicating the history of the genre on a smaller personal scale.
>>65716193
Matt Damon has a slam band?
>tfw really like a band and want to share it but don't want it to turn into a meme here
>>65716224
U TALKIN TO ME?
>>65715890
Just the heaviness, I guess. The riffs, the blast beats, the riffs, it's all there.
Reminder riff fags destroyed this general
>>65716280
share it or no balls
don't be a pussy
>>65716280
Just do it
Decapitated didn't turn into a meme
>You can't be something you're not
What did he mean by this?
>>65715856
>blackies will just kill themselves if we keep talking about Slam
>>65716324
>Decapitated didn't turn into a meme
F U N E R A L S L A M when
>>65716327
BE YOURSELF
BY YOURSELF
>>65716373
stay away from me and my wife's son
>>65716361
>int memes
>>65716318
>>65716324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LpD55X5Cwk&list=PL2DE1CF58BF6FF1D8
>>65716336
doing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKBh12vs-Xc
>>65716327
it means that he hasn't slept since he woke up
>>65716394
2LATE
wow this is insane
not it isn't, because you're saying that, that makes it not insane
that makes it not insane
that makes it not insane
>>65716418
did he by chance realize his whole life was a lie?
>>65716436
But how can he kill something he did not make ?
>>65716436
MOTHERFUCKER
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
>>65716516
UNSPOILED SLIT
