This is the true patrician's AOTY list.
>>65712784
jefre's new album SUCKED
venetian snares was MEDIOCRE
ferraro was AUTISTIC (as usually)
blunt fucking SUCKED this year
vaperror was MEDIOCRE
thank you very much for trying tho
>>65712784
>Patrician
>Vaporwave
Pick one
>>65712784
you need to add albur! - 0.02
the followers not that good
p.s.
replacing p4k with tmt won't make your taste more interesting, listen to what you actually like
That Field album was just the same old, same old minimal techno. So bland.
>>65713054
none of that is actually the regular slowed-down 80s music type of shit of vaporwave, though.
>>65712784
that James Ferraro "HUman Story 3" is... Gammy Bear levels of passable
Loves Stream is good level
Dean Blunt is just.....
>>65713080
i want tmt to leave
ayy marcel am I gonna see you on dubtrack tonight bb <3
reminder that the same people who shit on these albums are the ones who most likely have have blackstar, sleep cycle, and a moon shaped pool at the top of their aoty lists
>>65714036
this
it's the true patrician's AOTY list. it's for intelligent music folk only.
I don't even know what any of these are.
>>65714036
Better taste than ops still
>>65714036
>>65714073
reminder that both you and these kind of people you're despising enjoy shitty music
>>65714091
FUCKING PLEB SPOTTED
P L E B
L
E
B
>>65714036
Neither options are good
>>65714091
how's it feel being a massive pleb and not a superior patrician Marcel-core intellect?
>>65714120
who fucking cares lmao
>>65712784
new vsnares was okay. most of his albums > it
>Babyfather
possible AOTY
>Gobby
pretty nice plunderphonics
>Venetian Snares
his most listenable in a while and beats out any of the new Aphex releases
>Tim Hecker
his most forgettable in a while
>telepath or whatever
a e s t h e t i c drone shit
>perfume advert
unbelievably bland, runway soundtrack
>paul hares
pretty sweet, space ambient/drone
>vaperror
fun and bouncy juke/footwork
>the field
same old same old but still nice
>havent listened to whatever that is
>james ferraro
more listenable than his recent rnb stuff, but still your typical ferraro: great concept, weak execution
>>65714253
Seriously, I don't get the Perfume Advert hype.
>>65712899
Jefre Cantu-Ledesma? he had a release this year?
>>65714194
(You) apparently
literally all Marcel-core
VSnares a shit
>>65714153
>>65714186
I don't even care a little. I just came here to try to find some new music that might be good.
Holy shit. I think I'm an adult.
>>65714312
wow, really nice. No one cares if you think these albums are shit because other people enjoy them, and you arent gonna change that fact.
>>65714320
fuck are you talking about.
>vsnares is bad i listened to RCAS i know everything
>>65714352
then check out all of the albums on that chart then
>>65714120
"i don't like this music and anyone who does is only pretending"
>>65714394
I might if I knew what they were called. Hence my first post.
>>65714363
don't be angry, you ended last but at least you tried...
pic related, anybody got copies of any early Vsnares stuff (spells, eat shit and die, etc?) would be much appreciated :)
>>65714429
babyfather - bbf hosted by dj escrow
gobby - no mercy bad poet
venetian snares - traditional synthesizer music
tim hecker - love streams
some album on plus100 records
perfume advert - foreverware
paul hares - astral travel
vaperror - acid arcadia
the field - the follower
some lillith album on dream catalogue
james ferraro - human story 3
there you go
>>65714480
NO ONE FUCKING CARESSSSUHHH
GOD LEAVE ME ALOOOONEEEUH
>>65714373
He's shit. Breakcore is shit. Chintzy.
>>65714632
and what do you listen to there bud
>>65714662
Not neckbeard jungle, that's for sure.
>>65714533
Oh wow thanks.
Yeah they all fucking suck.
>>65714540
nice temper, friend
keep it up!
>>65714710
are you fucking serious? why did you say this >>65714091
>>65714352
if you were just going to bash all of them without even listening to them? the fuck is wrong with you? fucking retard.
The people who post in these threads despise music as much as they despise themselves and live a paradoxical existence of holding out hope that music can make them better, more ideal, and likable people when it has achieved the opposite effect and will continue to do so in spades.
>>65714793
Because I wanted to make you write all that shit out and you did it.
>>65714800
That sounds awfully personal and specific...
>>65714800
I love myself, work out a lot, and have a really stable job with my beautiful girlfriend and my AOTY is Babyfather.
>>65714800
The people who tripfag despise music as much as they despise themselves and live a paradoxical existence of holding out hope that tripfagging can make them better, more ideal, and likable people when it has achieved the opposite effect and will continue to do so in spades.
>>65714745
STOP IT PLEASE FUCKING STOP.!
YOUR WORDS CAN HURT PEOPLE DONT YOU FUCKING KNOW. OMG WHY ARE YOU SO RUUUUDE
>>65714838
You a cold ass nigga.
>>65714838
wow. i literally fucking hate you. go fucking die. god forbid we actually share and discuss new music on this board. fuck off you idiot. seriously, fuck off.
>>65714800
>projecting this hard
A hearty "wew lad" for (You).
>>65714915
how about you fucking fuck off bitch?
>>65714915
I couldn't help myself with what an uppity cunt he is acting like.
>>65714916
Hehe. ;^)
>>65714955
holy shit you're actually mad right now
>>65714800
fuck you
>>65714991
YOU BET I'M FUCKING MAD YOU IDIOT. You fucking made me mad, don't you realize this? FUCKING fuck off. I literally hate you. Get out of my thread NOW. I'm sharing music on a music board and i don't need oyu FUCKING MY SHIT UP. FUCK OFF.
>>65714955
Calm down man
>>65714907
don't be sad, you'll be better next time!
just keep on training regularly!
>>65714985
how was i acting like a cunt at all before this?
I hope you're fucking watching this Marcel. Just fucking look at this and that other thread about Babyfather.
>>65715057
lol i'm not >>65714480
>>65715057
This all could have been avoided if you didn't use a shitty tiny picture and you listed the album names. Now you get no discussion, no music, no dreams, just nightmares.
>>65715064
how about you fucking calm down you dense fucking idiot ass bitch? go fucking die.
>>65715083
y-you think I can get better?
(better at what exactly?)
>>65715109
... i never said you were???
>>65715110
Welcome To My Nightmare is my favorite Black Sabbath song. Picture related.
>>65715110
... what???
>>65715160
yeah you responded to me saying >>65715057
Best thread ever.
why is marcel-core tearing our board apart /mu/ ;_;
>>65715147
don't worry!
you'll eventually make it if you work hard!
>>65714800
>>65714865
I used to be one of you. I hopped on the latest music trends/fads/whispers of a hype opining a life where I could be that music guy. Heading out to the local niche venues where my artists were booked I would meet similar acolytes and we would live a bohemian dream where music was our echo, our paradise, perpetual nirvana. Then reality strikes several months down the line of trying to achieve this idiot fantasy where you look at yourself trapped in the same bedroom staring at the same monitor at comments made by similar people shitting on each other for yesterday's trend and tomorrow's trend and never growing. This road we're on isn't one that leads to character growth. We're the longest running season of an ABC sitcom running through the same plot threads and pretending we're better people for letting some noises hit our earbuds. Music as a hobby is so easy so its no wonder many of you went with it over literature. As long as you're wearing earbuds you can be as lethargic as you want and still claim to be a "patrician" when you have achieved nothing. You are exploiting the work of artists for personal gain that will never come. This is escapism without an end. It's self harm.
>>65715522
I didn't read that but it was stupid.
>>65715557
I don't expect the illiterate to read.
>>65715522
stop it
>>65712784
>HS3
You're life is a meme and you are an ugly, unfuckable autist.
>>65715522
so whats the solution out of this sitcom?
>>65715568
What's that?
>>65714838
7.8/10 troll
>>65715743
With that image and honesty in the reply I gave it a 9.6/10 best new troll.
>>65712784
But, anon, where is Foodman?
>>65715609
obviously to read a book or something, idk.
or maybe we drop the cocksure attitudes and respect other's opinions??.
>>65716158
This post sucks. Your opinion is shit. Get better at opinions.
>>65715127
Ok, go back to eating cheetos you bastard
>>65716093
it's fucking shit
>>65716252
how about you fuck off? stop making these senseless claims about me. fuck off you're not making any sense you idiot dummy.
>>65714838
8/10
>>65716480
no it's fucking terrible lol fuck off you FUCKING TROLL FUCKING TROLL
>>65716497
The madder you get the higher I'm rating it. 9.7 BNT, possible TOTY.
>>65713084
the field have always sucked
>>65716387
Idiot Dummy, what kind of insult is that, is it the insults of one who doesn't have good music taste?
>>65716663
haha you're just too pleb, pleb.
stay pleb, pleb!
>>65716824
Most of the words in there are the word "pleb", are you too pleb to understand actual english, or is that all you know, because seeing this thread, you also don't know shit about music.
ITT: triggered embryos coming out of the woodwork
>>65716636
agreed
Kek, I'm done here /mu/, this gave me some good laughs.
>>65716870
i don't even know that that means. sounds like another stupid irrelevant /mu/ meme buzzword, once again.
That new Ferraro is pretty good. Personally it's my AOTY, but I have only listened to a small number of 2016 albums.
>>65716889
post yfw "meme buzzword" is a meme buzzword.
do you boys know any other meta memes like that?
>>65712784
>No elseq
Shame
>>65716889
Embryos are those chicken poops you eat that come in the white glass containers.
>>65716855
you're just too much of a fucking, pleb, pleb.
if you think I'M a pleb, then that shows just how much of a pleb you really are, pleb.
boy, what a fucking idiot you are.
>>65716921
>It's a Swans aren't terrible meme
Oh boy.
>>65716921
Love that Abbott/Holden split
>>65716919
fuck you
>>65716990
:^)
why so upset?
wow this is cringe af
http://www.tinymixtapes.com/chocolate-grinder/listen-james-ferraro-human-story-3
also its def getting a 5/5
>>65716923
how about you fucking fuck off idiot. you're such a fucking weirdo retard autist. why do you even care? you're wasting your time. seriously: fuck off.
>>65717002
why do you think i am? because you're making me mad idiot. fuck off memelord.
>>65717059
This guy's definitely a troll
>>65717059
lel this nigga mad as hell bruh
>On Human Story 3, James Ferraro paints a hyperrealistic portrait of modern consumerist society and the adoration for the post-digital age. Labeled as his very own “classical” record, this is a masterful suite that bluntly yet powerfully displays capitalism, market crashes, digital mediums, and various businesses that appeal to the average millennial consumer and middle-aged merchant. Ferraro’s latest is not so much a Music For iPads and Starbucks, Vol. 1 as it is a potent mirror to our current lifestyle; its brilliantly haunting MIDI choir and string arrangements serve as the backdrop and simultaneous forefront to a text-to-speech narrator that works as a crucial element to Human Story 3′s main conceptual drive and aesthetics. Like a robotic secretary on the Virtual Cloud™ above a modern, dreamy CGI Mario landscape, we are presented with the “individualism” and “commercial simulacra” of IKEA, Starbucks, market crashes, touchscreen GPS variations, GoPros, Microsoft, freeways, yoga, lattes, burning Priuses, the contemporary plasticity of the “real” world, global markets, our own reflective digital products, smartphones, etc. With each one-punch reminder of Human Story 3′s surreal yet fitting take on state-of-the-art merchandising and worldwide retails, Ferraro peels back more and more layers of the album’s often satiric but undeniably artistically moving and important exhibition of the post-internet sphere’s postmodernist appeal.
wew
>>65717124
>>65715522
HAHAHAHAHA
>>65717124
>Tripfag forgets to take his trip off when replying to himself in a congratulatory way
As if this thread couldn't get any danker.
>>65717082
You have anger issues bro
>>65717188
n-no i dont
>>65717341
then why you gettin' mad all the time, huh?
go get help man. No one should get that upset at a couple of shitposts. I'm genuinely concerned for your well being, that is, unless you are a troll.
>>65717124
>He deleted it
Screencappin dat shyt boi.
>>65715522
Such a brutal takedown.
>>65716976
>Swans are terrible
Memes inside of memes
>>65718080
Swans are literally the worst band I have ever heard and the only reason I own any of their albums is because I have a Swans shirt.
>>65718105
This is the weirdest bait
>>65718105
What the fuck am I reading?
>>65718272
It's not bait. I figure if I'm gonna rock their gear I might as well have some of their shit albums too. I don't want to seem like a poser.
>>65718342
it's really not that hard to understand
>>65718429
I'm still with this guy >>65718342
>>65718526
i want to fucking kill you fucking idiot faggot
>>65718526
Say I bring a girl home because she likes my sick Swans shirt, and she asks me to put some Swans on while I'm faking putting a condom on before we have sex. I gotta have some shitty Swans to play or she's going to leave before I can fuck her.
>>65718537
Calm down chief
>>65718506
It is though. If you don't like Swans why would you own a shirt? and why would you force yourself to own music you don't like to justify owning a shirt from a band you don't enjoy? This is autistic as fuck or some avant-garde bait.
>>65714309
Maybe he was joking about Love Streams sounding derivative of his style, or the fact that Jefre's most acclaimed album is called "Love Is a Stream" and Hecker's new album is called "Love Streams"
>>65718649
Read this >>65718607 and get some knowledge, son.
>>65714309
https://www.discogs.com/Félicia-Atkinson-Jefre-Cantu-Ledesma-Comme-Un-Seul-Narcisse/release/8267584
I personally dug it
Actual patrician reporting in
>>65719726
>that bland ass huerco s album
>"patrician"
yikes
>>65719757
>aoty? a moon shaped pool, blackstar, the list goes on...
>>65719817
nah
>>65715522
nice post.
im outta here.
