Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Possible Chance and DCfC collab?
-BNR for Weird Al box set?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans.
-/p4k/ forever
>>65696257
this thread stands with a bunch of possible rapists, various revolutionary communists, the gator that ate the baby at disneyworld, and rejects the hysteria of harambe the gorilla, the videogame conference E3, and the apartheid state of israel.
PS Natasha Khan is my waifu
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>65696488
Please, stop.
It's gotta be tonight right?
>>65696502
>>65696413
nice anti-meme m8
Mitski BNM?
>>65696772
no, she is terrible!
>>65696515
They'll finally review it for their ultra-rare Sunday review
>>65696772
that album had a great middle.. but a shit beginning and end
>>65696257
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.
>>65697387
pls go away, summer friend. dead sara bnm and my rape meme will be here till the end of time.
>>65696257
Hey OP, why doesn't this thread hype and support Radiohead?
>>65697463
Mah nigga
>>65697463
I've been here longer than your summer meme
new James Ferraro 9.1 BNM AOTY screencap this
>betting on not getting any BNM
Mitski 8.6 calling it now. Happy is such a good song.
>>65697648
S H I T
God I hate pitchfork in 2016. I think the shit turnout in these threads is starting to show something
we got a van Morison BNR and thats all
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Van Morrison 8.8 BNR by Brad Nelson
Nick Jonas 6.3 by Kathy Iandoli
Nite Jewel 6.2 by Evan Rytlewski
Laraaji / Sun Araw 6.8 by Marc Masters
6.2 for Nite Jewel?
Its a good album, guys. Just give it a listen anyway!
>Nick Jonas got a better score than AnCo
I'm laughing so hard this is fantastic
>>65697842
latinx btfo
>>65697847
>p4k shills will defend this
>>65697847
More importantly, Sleep Cycle destroyed Painting With
>>65697912
It's pretty defendable tbqh, lol
>>65697694
get the fuck out. but hey i was wrong
god bless the haters the memers the patricians and all the rest. god is good all the time. he is risen indeed hallelujah. brad nelson is a good reviewer.
i want to anally tongue fuck zoe with her permission ofc!
>>65697463
young meme is as young as it is dumb, dont even compare yourself to the dead sara meme, its paid its dues
>>65696488
Ranked 97th in /mu/'s Top 100 albums of all time
