now that the dust has settled, can we finally have an honest discussion about car seat headrest?
his music is completely mediocre. his voice has an unpleasant dopinesss to it, like it's too rounded off or something.
his lyrics are simple to the point of sheer banality, oh sorry but that's 'stream of consciousness' right?
his production fucking sucks. all his shit is absolutely drenched in reverb and the instruments are generally mixed together with the scrutiny of a newborn learning to distinguish shapes. 'but dat's lo-fi x DD' no, lo-fi implies you actually made an aesthetic choice and don't just suck at recording.
stop making excuses for this average (and that's being generous) talent. it's okay if you like him but from any objective standpoint of measuring music, teens of denial and and everything that came before it are 'just okay'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaiq_TKOKqM&list=LLlJHFLu38LW8xMLSBbshZEg&index=5
hi Tim
hey it's me will, fuck you faggot
also here's a picture of my chest so now you can be jealous of two things: my music AND my muscles.
>>65685073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjrNiOWQHIw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKpgKnbOH4s
too bad these are better than anything will's done
bump. guess the car seat handjob defense squad isn't out of school yet
>>65685032
is this seriously the only size this image comes in
what a waste
>>65684931
>his music is completely mediocre.
disagreed, he has dozens of truly great songs, more than most bands will ever write. It can be irritating to sift through it all because he's chosen to release everything along the way as he's developed as a writer, but there are some undeniably great tracks in there
>his voice has an unpleasant dopinesss to it, like it's too rounded off or something
Sadly this desu, half the time he has cringey weak vocals, like I can hear him awkwardly choking on his own Adam's apple
hey guys it's me Car Seat Headrest, please check out my new album Teens of Denial. i was going to call it Teens are In Denial If They Think My Music Doesn't Suck Shit but decided to shorten it for commercial purposes. after all, everything is ultimately about the money; that's why i've been selling out from the very beginning! :)
Carseatony Headrestano here. after much consideration, i've decided to lower the score of Teens in Denial to a weak chin/10 to more closely match the appearance of its creator. hope you all aren't too upset about this
>>65684931
i don't care about any of those words what you typed but post more Will pix please
>>65685493
hey it's Will. my chin isn't weak, i'm just lying down. please revise your score or i will pay pitchfork to write mean things about you.
>>65685521
perfect example of an ignorant cat shit holocaust fan. drink bleach
>>65685608
yeah whatever but you forgot to post a picture
learn from this guy >>65685532
>>65684931
it's my favorite album of the year so far
>>65685032
Why are his nipples so red?
>>65685642
so you've only listened to one album this year?
Will again from Copy Someone's Hardwork here. some people accuse me of having an unoriginal sound but i think that is unfair. after all, i use way more reverb than any of my victi-- I mean 'influences'. :) please downvote anyone who says this.
>>65685872
don't worry Will, i'll defend your good name
>>65685927
thank you peasant! please support me while i ascend to the top! don't forget to buy many t-shirts and the offical Car Seat Headrest car seat headrest with my face on it! (it's this picture in case you were wondering ) :P
what if this is just will samefagging to garner sympathy
hey, Will again from Can't Stop Haranguing. make sure to buy ALL of my merch as well as my new album, Twinks are Delightful. :)
so is Will still single after the Twin Fantasy breakup or is he taken
What is this autism? The album is fine but even if it was bad this would be incredibly high level.
>>65686080
i would never do something so shameless! :) buy some merch, kind stranger!
>>65685117
While kinda funny
>being THIS mad
>>65686134
hey Will, this is Victoria Legrand from Beach House. I was talking to Alex the other day and we both agreed that you should lay off the reverb and maybe try something else entirely. Good luck to you in the future. ^_^
Sincerely,
Victoria "Reverb Superb" Legrand
>>65686508
you resort to 'u mad xD' because his music is indefensible and you know it.
>>65686813
i like his music
>>65686889
sorry for your condition
i hate him and his shit indie ripoff music
>>65686919
this is Will. how DARE you slander me like this? i Will (x3) use every last ounce of my trust fund to make sure you never work in the pacific northwest again! please rescind this insult or else!
>>65686919
i get not liking his music but what'd he do that's so bad
the real problem with this guy is that he is missing crucial bones from his skull so his whole face looks like it's melting, he has zero under eye support due to recessed orbital rims so he got scleral show, negative canthal tiltm upper eyelid exposure and other subhuman features
>>65684931
I agree with this.
Bradford from Deerhunter writes lyrics on the spot, stream of consciousness style, but his have so much meaning to them.
>>65687103
that m after the tilt should have been a ,
>>65686813
>actually and truly being THIS mad over someone else's success
>>65687103
all that and he's still qt
truly a god
>>65687193
jesus christ Will, that's enough
>>65684931
Thought pic related was a much better rock record,
CSH is overrated p4k crap. I never understand how they hype one band and dunk another.
>>65686285
Christ he reminds me of the kid in high school who would pointlessly argue with the teacher and sit alone at lunch
>>65686813
lol @ your low self esteem
>>65687238
that's the power of the tublr hype brigade
here's your (you)
more shirtless will pics, less of everything else
here's mine (me)
I want to beat the shit out of this faggot. I want to shove my dick down his gay little throat and make him choke.
>>65687339
would you let me watch
>>65687339
can I shove my blank up your blank while you're at it?
>>65687339
Yeah and then kiss him
>>65685532
Q T
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>>65687294
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>>65687275
and here they are now. they can't defend his music so they resort to ad-hominem attacks in true tumblr spirit. just because he's SQUEE ADORABLE x3 doesn't mean his 'music' is worth listening to, ladies
>>65686915
haha yes he is in a particular condition because of his opinion, what a witty retort
>>65687275
thats him
Would you lick his boipucci? Yes or yes?
>>65687451
wittier than any of Will's horrible lyrics
>>65687487
it's my only life goal
what is wrong with you???
>>65687537
is what you should be asking yourself if you think there is anything interesting, good or unique about Car Seat Headrest's music
>>65687518
i like his lyrics
>>65687561
you wanna f***cking die/
car seat headrest is actually really good. teens of denial is probably my AOTY so far
(also will is a total cutie :3)
>>65687602
word
>>65684931
>lo-fi implies you actually made an aesthetic choice and don't just suck at recording
wew lad. the only good lo-fi recordings are those where the people don't have good recording technology. people that make a conscious choice to be lo-fi are awful.
>>65687602
james ferraro is my aoty and csh is trash
>>65687564
you must identify heavily with mediocrity
>>65687602
thank you slave! please keep buying my merchandise for yourself and your social circle :)
>>65687588
uh oh. :( i bet you're a tough man irl and not some emaciated teenage girl with bipolar disorder
>>65687339
upvote
>>65687759
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shutt up
>>65687807
le samefagger xxx((( le you don't know what you're talking about XPPPP will is cute y
boy oh boy his fans are more retarded than i thought
>>65687909
lmaoo what a shittposting faggot
getta load of him guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLGVGvO1YeE
what a cunt
>>65687635
yeah, more or less
i like hearing the small and insignificant stories from the lives of other people, which are more interesting to me than big sweeping lyrics
plus because he is gay i don't find his writing about relationships to be alienating like what straight people write
>>65687948
hey this is pretty good, not cringe at all
>>65687948
i want to teach him about good music until he ends up falling in love with me, like a shit romance movie
>>65687994
his mouthbreathing would get on your nerves after a while
>>65688028
i think his uncomfortable nerd mannerisms are very charming
>>65684931
I couldn't agree more op. Dunno why so many people suck his dick on here, he makes extremely average generic music.
>>65687948
jesus christ this is pretentious
>>65688066
i don't think you know what that means
>>65687948
is he autistic
Will Toledo x Claire Boucher
yay or nay?
I mean theyre babies would be cuteee
>>65688084
adjective
1.
characterized by assumption of dignity or importance, especially when exaggerated or undeserved
-taken from dictionary.com
>>65688170
he's gay
>>65688170
you're repulsive
>>65688174
timestamps for where this happens in the video
>>65685532
ectomorph incel frame
thin wrists
thin legs
bad coloring
1/10 lower third (shit chin, lips etc.)
all kinds of eye area deformations
my final verdict is 3-4/10, at least you aint fat
>>65688110
you tell me
>>65688200
William Toledo is a male homosexual
>>65688242
pale bois with thin wrists and legs are hot
>>65688177
dubs confirm. hope you like Bushwick bear dick Will. handsome men can do better than you
>>65688287
dubs uncofirm you noob
>>65688200
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>>65688334
even if he wasn't gay there's no way he'd be able to get it up for Grimes: she's ugly, hairy and smells bad
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>>65685117
This shit is surprisingly funny. You should make more parody songs. Don't let your talent go to waste.
>>65688480
what are you talking about she is pure and very sexual
>>65688502
Sexual in the same way that a used up crack addict is sexual.
>>65684931
i never get tired of hating on this faggot, especially given that he's a low-talent hack with undeserved fame. just shows how clueless and tasteless the average p4k reader is
>>65688727
why do you hate him for other people's reactions to him
>>65688798
where did i say that?
i hate him because he sucks. the fact that people (morons) prop him up as some lo-fi indie genius is just sauce on the spaghetti
>>65688858
he's just making fun songs in his bedroom for people who feel like he does and want to hear them
>>65688910
*getting successful and making money off the backs of tasteless, ignorant teenage girls
just like justin bieber, though i'm willing to bet that the same girls who support Car Seat Handjob think beiber sucks. oh the irony
they're famous for exactly the same reasons. the difference is justin could actually be considered handsome
CSH is just bieber for ugly girls
>>65688984
why would teenage girls support a not-conventionally-attractive gay man who makes 14-minute songs
>>65689168
good question. because they look like this
>>65689224
i don't get it
>>65689252
he's attainable. and because they want to distance themselves from the 'mainstream' which they associate with the popular and pretty girls that they hate
not sure why i had to spell that out for you
>>65689295
he's gay and an adult, he's hardly going to be "attainable" to a female minor
>>65689319
i don't mean it literally. attainable is just a turn of phrase meaning 'in the same general realm of attractiveness therefore more palatable/easier to obsess over'
Oh i can feel the envy in this thread, im not by any means a car seat fan but pls dont pay your frustration with him just becouse he will be always better than you doing music :)
>>65689400
this is the same argument people use to defend dumb niggerish rappers like chief keef: 'you just ain't sucesful like him so u a jelous hater baka'
OP laid out some valid criticisms. try reading them and thinking about something for once
>>65689474
the only valid thing there is about the guy's voice and it's not like he can help that
i can't believe how many drones are willing to stick up for canned soup headache. this shit sux
>>65689558
you came to /mu/ expecting good musical taste? lel
>>65685705
his mexican blood makes all his genitals (including nips) that color. true whites have pinky nips.
>>65689558
it's boring watching people pretend they're popular music critics for complaining about his music
>>65689677
you don't have to be scaruffi to know what horse shit sounds like
>>65689625
they look pretty pink here >>65685742
>>65686760
Good one
>replies
>120
>posters
>27
>>65689902
who cares
hey guys, it's Will. this is probably the last time you'll hear from me as i've decided to kill myself. my music is not good and probably never will be. in order to save myself future embarassment, i am cashing my chips early. sorry for adding nothing to this world except my own self-absorbed wailings into a shitty laptop microphone. good bye
>>65690092
fug, this is a great picture
Why y'all keep posting about some nobodies you nobodies
all mu is about is nobodies
kill yourself^^
>>65690210
i thought black people went outside in the summer
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>>65687105
Can confirm. I was a witness to him berating the sound guys at one of their shows. It was a fucking treat.
This is some EXCESSIVE samefagging
Someone is really butthurt
Objectively, Teens of Denial is one of the best albums of 2016 easily. And Twin Fantasy is one of the greatest albums of all time.
But the memes kind of overpower that which is sad, especially for a board that used to actually like music more than memes. Scummy fucking board this is
>>65690289
that is the worst reaction image i've ever seen. his jaw is weaker than Will's
>>65690291
that guy is qt too
let's not compare them
>>65690309
>And Twin Fantasy is one of the greatest albums of all time.
i love Twin Fantasy and CSH, but let's not push the boat out too far here
>>65690315
You are obviously gay.
>>65687948
You know, this has been posted before and everyone says the same thing: Wow, Will's taste sucks. His taste really is utter shit.
>>65690406
disgusting white trash with a weak jaw. nice wifebeater
>>65690309
>objectively
why, because memetano gave it an 8? you're delusional
>>65690437
post some good jaws
>>65690437
>>65690498
for starters
>>65690516
who's this ugly man anyway
>>65690538
he looks generic, i don't like it
>>65690498
>>65690516
easy
>>65690549
Your worst nightmare
>>65685532
Look at his swollen neck, thousand yard stare and pale-ass skin. Judging from his cracking voice during interviews, he's paving his way to hypothyroidism.
He's gonna lose a good 1/4 of his vocal range in some years if his diet remains the same. I expect he always eats junk food or smokes/drinks a shitton. This guy not only makes shitty music, he's also terribly self-destructive.
>>65685996
>the offical Car Seat Headrest car seat headrest with my face on it!
i would legitimately pay for this holy fuck
>>65691026
i don't even own a car, but me too
tfw no larger version of this photo
>>65691458
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>>65692034
boipussy when
>>65692224
do you think he's tried photographing his own anus at home
he looks like that type of guy to me
>>65692322
>2016
>not photographing his own anus
pls
>>65692383
counting on Seattle anons to find him on Grindr and get nudes
I want to make sweaty skinny love to him
>>65692530
don't we all
>>65692224
Soon.
>>65692636
someone posted a bigger version of this image last week and i'm mad i can't find it
Jesus, so much hate for car seat headrest lately. I guess it's because he's gotten more popular and "commercialized" but I don't get the hate. Is /mu/ forgetting how well received twin fantasy was? Twin fantasy is a legendary album and we should be happy for the fame that he got, he deserves it after a masterpiece like that. Go relisten to Twin Fantasy and forget the hate.
>>65688177
he already claimed he isn't
>>65692963
when
>>65692963
I'm gonna need some source.
Is it true he dated a guy who became a tranny?
I'm glad people are starting to jump on the CSH hate bandwagon that I've been on for years.
>>65693578
i've heard that's why he dropped that person
>>65688281
Ya if you're one yourself lmao
>>65693792
i am, but even if i wasn't that'd still be my type
If this isn't b8, you need to get help OP. You have an unhealthy obsession
>>65690309
THIS
>>65689125
Will is more attractive than Bieber though, i doubt most girls would be into the douchey look thing Bieber has going on
>>65694088
>Will is more attractive than Bieber though
i agree
>i doubt most girls would be into the douchey look thing Bieber has going on
i disagree
Everyone is so upset, geez
He's got a lot of good releases under his belt. Twin Fantasy and How To Leave Town are fantastic. Teens Of Denial and MBIKMB are pretty good too.
Sometimes his lyrics are lacking, but he's usually sincere about them. I don't have a problem with the guy.
won't stop the memes though
>>65694475
this is a good post
>>65694352
Really? I know he was a thing with young teen girls for a while but these days?
>>65694850
he's got that whole conventionally attractive face thing going on, which is why he appealed to those girls in the first place
his ugly hair can change but his face will be the same
>>65694943
His face just looks obnoxious to me but I wouldn't know, haha
>>65685117
Lol this sounds just like CarSeat Headrest. This dude nailed it.
>>65695323
i think it's mean
>>65694475
most rational post
i liked teens of denial. he wrote some catchy and good songs. "fill in the blank" was great. I didn't like his lo-fi stuff but he convinced me he's more than a gimmick.
>>65694943
lmao i dug teens of denial but the dude is like a five or a six, he appeals to a type but most people would find him totally unremarkable
The bob Dillon of our generation
tfw SNES depicted Will back in 1994
>>65696518
yeah i was talking about Justin Bieber, who's more conventionally attractive than Will
he's completely my type but i still think the average teenage girl would pick Bieber over him
>>65696591
cute
>>65696574
this better be bait
>>65697272
how do you not recognise the meme
>>65685642
Don't let them get you down. I liked it a lot too.
>>65685642
>>65697374
same
>tfw genuinely love something being memed to death
>>65694475
Yeah, I liked MBIKMB best. Lots of well-written hooks.
>>65687396
the problem is... i have the transcript
>>65696591
damn it sucks he makes albums and he is in a shit game lol
>>65694475
he's not terrible, but pretty much everything that he tries to do has already been done by Brandon Cox in a much better way
>>65698102
but Will can take off his shirt without looking like a horrible circus freak
>>65687948
>colorful
>Weezer white album
Nice one boiioooooooo
>>65697621
Get used to it kid. Happens to the best of us.
>>65693603
all aboard!
>>65699254
no :(
>>65698206
omg love this.
I don't think any of you dweebles have the power to compete against him in his chosen arena. Choose your battles and move on before you get slayed.
>>65699357
what an angel
>>65699357
MMMUUUUUUU!
>>65687408
i'm a guy
>>65699915
but would you bone Will
>>65688727
why do you like hating people
>>65693852
mhmm
>>65699930
context binch
tfw I met a qt that looks like a female version of Will but she has a bf
>>65697418
kek'd at snek
>>65699939
fuck you that's why
>>65684931
the more you post about him here, the more fame he gets
you fucking faggots I hate you all
>>65685032
god damn, his face is going age like shit
>>65687339
thats actually kinda hot
>>65687339
Don't you just hate it when you're sucking someone's dick and they turn out to be a faggot? These fucking faggots with their tasty dicks.
i wonder if Will killed himself after reading this thread
>>65702427
Nah i'm still here, flexing my muscles in front of the computer screen just to show you nu-males what an alpha male looks like
>>65686760
is this jay reatard
i love to objectify will
i disliked car seat headrest b4 they were cool
>>65704766
disgusting
>>65704845
far more attractive than you
>>65704766
He said jaws, not jews.
>>65704873
if he's your type, maybe
i'm conventionally cuter though
Reminder that Frankie Cosmos is literally Car Seat Headrest but good and poetically nuanced
haha derailing the thread is fun
>>65704926
no you aren't
of course you wouldn't post a pic of yourself but if you did i guarantee moot would be cuter
moot is a lovely boy, adored by many. who the fuck has ever found you attractive?
please stop posting moot I miss him too much
>>65704969
derailed from what you maniac?
>>65697621
>caring this much about memes
>>65705020
one of the first things i ever jacked it to was that moot dick pic with the hat
precious memories
>listen to Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales on the radio
>it's a spectacular song
>dive in to the rest of his discography
>it's shit
friendly reminder that he is doing exactly what he wants to be doing and is being praised and given money for it and probably doesn't come on here much at all (see his what's in my bag, awful yes but pretty much proves he doesn't give a shit about this place) and everyone is way too mad because they watched him rise to fame while they sat on their ass and responded "Hi, Will"
>inb4
tfw no moot
>>65705166
go to bed will
OP here. just tried to listen to teens of denial again. it's still terrible
>>65706470
he's still beautiful, talented, and getting paid
i like his music
What would be Will's fursona?
>>65684931
you sound like an edgelord trying too hard
>>65707679
translation: you sound like a buzzword disagreeing with my opinion
now that the dust has settled, can we finally post moot
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Okay, be honest. How may of these are (You)s?
THIS MOTHER FUCKER WAS JUST ON MY LOCAL RADIO
REEEEEEE
will is queer, so i give him more support than normal, but i wouldn't support him at all if his music was shit. it isn't
>>65685642
me too, going to see him at 4knots in july. regret not seeing him at rough trade earlier.
>>65689363
mental gymnastics
