It's Rivers Cuomo's birthday.
i wish it was his death day
more like rivers homo
>>65648735
That's some Metallica-level wordplay there famboy
Did Rivers throw a birthday party? Do you think anyone showed up?
>>65648804
I think even he didn't show up to his own party
>>65648804
Gene and Dean probably showed up with hot dates to laugh at Rivers while he autistically looked at the floor
>>65648833
Plot twist: Gener and Deaner's hot dates are each other
>>65648844
cute
>>65648804
I hope Dean and Rivers can work past this and form the supergroup we all want: Weener
Rivers performing God Only Knows
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FcQZbErmfTU
let's all be comfy today, for rivers sake!
>>65648749
straightest guy ever
Rivers just opened my snap telling him Painting With sounds like Fanboy and Chumchum
>>65648897
>Damn Rivers, back at it again with the gender dysmorphia
Also can someone post the other picture with Rivers in the chair? He's kinda cute in that one.
>>65648897
gonna need context for this lad
>>65648897
Tell me about Rivers, why does he like to crossdress?
>>65648946
he might've smoked a few in his time
>>65648946
Definitely would
>>65648946
He kind of reminds me of Richey Edwards in this picture
>>65648951
He never thought it was a crime
>>65648897
I'm dumb she's rivers cuomo
Rivers has never been the same since he got absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT in this rap battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz6HHxbWIFw
>>65648689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVpNEhlMHdA
>>65648953
I would never touch him. I think it would be wrong.
>>65648992
lmao his fucking face @ 1:10
>>65649014
At least you've got his letter
And he's got your song
>>65648897
>>65648946
I just want to get him on the ground and put it in his butt. is that weird?
>>65648994
>So this is your 7th album, isn't it time to retire?
Based doggo asking the hardball questions
>>65649063
we all would
>>65648946
Would
>>65648946
His alcoholic father
>>65649127
woah there sigmund
>>65648992
Poor Rivers looks like he wants to die. No famous person should have to put up with this kind of asshattery from autistic turbonerd fans.
>>65649138
it's basically his toll for putting out Beverly Hills
>>65649127
damn...
>>65648924
>he screenshotted
jej
WHEN YOU KISS ME
>>65648924
Why the fuck would he screenshot that? Does he browse this place?
>>65649232
Rivers might be closer than you think *nudge nudge wink wink*
>>65648804
Everyday is a party for Rivers because he simply cannot stop partying.
When will someone finally get him the help he needs?
>>65649255
I'M READY LETS DO IT BABY
>>65649313
>Have a band
>Get really depressed from touring
>Go to Harvard
>Fuck these chicks named Jen, Lynn, and Jasmine
>Say something stupid
>Fuck some older ladies
>Release an album about my escapades
>Everybody hates it
>Get even more depressed
>Forget that disco sucks
>Start writing cheesy songs to get a greater audience
>Can't stop partying
>Settle down with my girl
>Make up with pops
>Release an apology album