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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread 2016-06-14 02:37:51 Post No. 65647310
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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread p4k shill 2016-06-14 02:37:51 Post No. 65647310 [Report]

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Possible Chance and DCfC collab?
-BNR for Weird Al box set?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Band of Horses, Bangups, Bat for Lashes, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans.
-/p4k/ forever

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Anonymous 2016-06-14 02:39:48 Post No.65647348
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Anonymous 2016-06-14 02:39:48 Post No.65647348 [Report]

>new Mumford & Sons coming in 3 days
Will they pan it like usual? Or will they not even bother?

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Anonymous 2016-06-14 02:50:09 Post No.65647523
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Gone but not forgotten

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Anonymous 2016-06-14 02:56:43 Post No.65647643
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Anonymous 2016-06-14 02:56:43 Post No.65647643 [Report]

Music's been too good lately, we haven't seen any sub-4.0 verbal assassination reviews since Charlie Puth. And is there any reason to read p4k otherwise?

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Anonymous 2016-06-14 03:10:14 Post No.65647913
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Anonymous 2016-06-14 03:10:14 Post No.65647913 [Report]

Hideo Kojima's Death Stranding 10.0 BNM

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p4k shill 2016-06-14 03:21:03 Post No.65648143
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p4k shill 2016-06-14 03:21:03 Post No.65648143 [Report]

>>65647643
I don't know if when we'll see another true BTFO
Most albums that clearly deserve a sub 4.0 aren't worth reviewing.
I think p4k is too concerned about coming down on the wrong side of history. How bad would it look if an album they destroy becomes a hit? They got away with some questionable ratings in the early day but now more eyes are on them.
Additionally, panning a band risks pissing off their label. I'd hope p4k has enough weight where that wouldn't matter, but still.

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Anonymous 2016-06-14 03:29:17 Post No.65648326
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Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

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Anonymous 2016-06-14 04:19:33 Post No.65649210
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Anonymous 2016-06-14 04:19:33 Post No.65649210 [Report]

>>65647348
Not even bother

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Anonymous 2016-06-14 04:32:16 Post No.65649439
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Anonymous 2016-06-14 04:32:16 Post No.65649439 [Report]

>>65647523
waif

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p4k shill 2016-06-14 05:01:28 Post No.65649978
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p4k shill 2016-06-14 05:01:28 Post No.65649978 [Report]

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Band of Horses 6.0 by Ian Cohen
The Temper Trap 5.7 by Katherine St. Asaph
Jackie Lynn 6.9 by Marc Masters
Nate Wooley 7.7 by Seth Colter Walls

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Anonymous 2016-06-14 05:04:29 Post No.65650028
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Anonymous 2016-06-14 05:04:29 Post No.65650028 [Report]

Band of Horses BTFO

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Anonymous 2016-06-14 05:05:54 Post No.65650059
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Anonymous 2016-06-14 05:05:54 Post No.65650059 [Report]

>/p4k/ is this dead
time to kill the thread, guys

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Anonymous 2016-06-14 05:07:45 Post No.65650100
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Anonymous 2016-06-14 05:07:45 Post No.65650100 [Report]

>>65647523
My dick will be needing a higher res version of this pls

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Anonymous 2016-06-14 05:15:09 Post No.65650256
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Anonymous 2016-06-14 05:15:09 Post No.65650256 [Report]

>>65647310
This threads stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.

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Anonymous 2016-06-14 05:17:35 Post No.65650292
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Anonymous 2016-06-14 05:17:35 Post No.65650292 [Report]

boring night

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Anonymous 2016-06-14 05:25:04 Post No.65650408
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Anonymous 2016-06-14 05:25:04 Post No.65650408 [Report]

>>65647310
we a.. know p4k will never make a review as good as the eminem show review

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Anonymous 2016-06-14 06:10:34 Post No.65651063
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Anonymous 2016-06-14 06:10:34 Post No.65651063 [Report]

http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/1186-the-uk-leaving-the-eu-would-change-the-european-music-industry/
>The in-out referendum was one of Prime Minister David Cameron’s promises in the 2015 General Election, ventured in part to stop the extreme right of his Conservative party from fleeing to Eurosceptic UKIP, which has gone from a national joke to an unfortunately legitimate concern over the past few years. (Sound familiar?)
LOL FUCK OFF KEKFORK

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Anonymous 2016-06-14 07:40:10 Post No.65652151
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Anonymous 2016-06-14 07:40:10 Post No.65652151 [Report]

>>65650256
No

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Anonymous 2016-06-14 07:52:59 Post No.65652335
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Anonymous 2016-06-14 07:52:59 Post No.65652335 [Report]

>>65652151
why not