>he decided to piss, but he couldn't
It's because his dick was hard
>his dick was hard
>it finally came
is this why they called it spiderland
>he finally came
>it made him feel strong
holy fuck, we blowing this conspiracy wide open
you can't piss when your dick is hard?
anyway..
>How I would push my fingers through
Your mouth to make those muscles move
That made your voice so smooth and sweet
finger fucking
>>65640447
it****
When you need to piss when your dick's hard do you
a) try and push your todger downwards so it's pointed towards the bog
or
b) piss upwards at an angle so that it curves through the air into the loo
>>65640518
I just let it flow and your mum sucks it up tbqh
Captcha: waterfalls
>>65641645
comment of the year idk y I just laughed hard at it
>>65641645
comment of the year idk y I just laughed hard at it
life aint shit but a fat vagina
>>65640457
its a guitar retard
>got the nasty in my taxi
>>65640457
>>65641919
Nah, he's saying he forced her to smile with his fingers. Cause she sang better when she was happy.
>>65640400
It means he wanted to go to the bathroom to escape the party but he didn't actually have to pee.
>>65641908
greatest artist of our generation xDD
>>65640518
Usually a) but it doesn't work well.
>>65641952
what does it mean
>>65640518
Sit down and push peen into the toilet bowl. No chance of spraying
>>65640518
c) sit on the toilet
>>65640457
>How I would push my fingers through
>Your mouth to make those muscles move
>That made your voice so smooth and sweet
>
>finger fucking
Pretty sure that's rape, mate.
