I'm going to a show in DC in less than an hour.
Can you guys tell me how I can make friends there, at the show? Thanks.
Hi Unty.
>/mu/ - Autism Support Group
>>65640342
>>65640343
JUST FUCKING HELP ME.
TELL ME WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO TALK ABOUT AND HOW.
>>65640374
talk about the artist you're both there to see
>>65640374
>>65640314
It's very easy just say "Hi I am looking for new friends do you want to speak with me?"
If you do thay they will apreciate your honesty and will become your friends but don't forget to smile :DD
>>65640374
>have you seen X live before?
>nice X shirt
>>65640314
ask them if they like the show
ask them how they heard about the artist
ask them if they're going to see artist x in a few weeks
>>65640343
>implying
This thread is still music related. It's about a music event, and conversations that will probably be tailored towards music of some sort.
>>65640392
That seems very dull.
you dont
>>65640438
it's just a way to start talking
like "how did you hear about [artist name]" and then you can talk about music more broadly
I went to a festival and didn't talk to anyone for 2 days. Actually the only time I talked to someone was to the people there to buy more Sangria. Yes I'm a white male.
>>65640453
Just in case seeing how autist OP is, don't say "[artist name]" you need to change thst for the actual name of the artist you are seeing
>>65640402
You're trying to make fun of me.
>>65640428
X could literally be any band, any musicians. I need more direction than that. Should the band/musician be obscure, mainstream, somewhere in the periphery of either, or in the middle?
These are variables that you're not accounting for.
>>65640453
I suppose that's valid. I've never talked about music IRL before, though.
Are there any topics that I should anticipate and prepare for. I've a habit of avoiding popular musicians, so I could be in some trouble if conversation turns towards one.
>>65640456
Why is this anecdote relevant?
>hi, my name is anon. Whats your favorite swans album?
>>65640374
Ask about their political affiliation and take it from there.
When you are finish dancing/jumping or whatever you do in concerts just talk to someone next to you and say how cool was that was and you hope they play "x" or we, if you are not too weird he/she should probably answer.
Thats it anon, you have friends now.
>>65640503
the first X is one of the bands that's actually playing at the show. the second X is the one that is presumable on their shirt
>>65640503
>Why is this anecdote relevant?
Just saying that you don't need to make friends if you don't want to. It's perfectly fine to be alone. Even though I didn't want to be alone at all and am too much of a pussy to talk to people.
Thread retired.
always start with physical contact. any kind will do, it promotes trust. I read that
Thread un-retired, for a quick question.
I should've asked immediately, but are the previous suggestions and tips unisex, as in will they work on both sexes?
>>65640720
you may want to change it up slightly for an attractive member of your preferred sex but other than that they'll work just fine
>>65640720
no, you shouldn't approach women under any circumstances. it's too risky
if they initiate verbal contact it's okay for you to respond
Thread retired.
>>65640505
>she literallt called me "anon"
>>65640314
There's a club if you'd like to go
you could meet somebody who really loves you
so you go, and you stand on your own
and you leave on your own
and you go home, and you cry
and you want to die
>>65640314
I'll tell you how if you tell me who the qt in that pic is
>>65640374
talk about how fucked up trump is and say Im a fan of the blacks.
>>65640314
Is it the Tashi Dorji joint?
>>65640884
EVERY TIME
>>65640884
GIRL AFRAID
WHERE DO HIS INTENTIONS LAY
OR DOES HE EVEN HAVE ANY
>>65640962
OR DOES HE EVEN HAVE ANY
>>65640983
SHE SAID "HE NEVER REALLY LOOKS AT ME. AND I GIVE HIM EVERY OPPORTUNITY."
IN THE ROOM DOWNSTAIRS HE SAT AND STARED
IN THE ROOM DOWNSTAIRS HE SAT AND STAAARED
I'LL NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN
>>65640901
dont ignore me :(
>>65641017
BOY AFRAID
>>65641063
PRUDENCE NEVER PAYS
>>65641076
AND EVERYTHING SHE WANTS
COSTS MONEY
you don't go to a show to make friends buddy
join a fucking book club or some shit
>>65641094
"BUT SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ME. AND I KNOW BECAUSE SHE SAID SO."
>>65641122
IN THE ROOM DOWNSTAIRS SHE SAT AND STAIRED
>>65641149
IN THE ROOM DOWNSTAIRS SHE SAT AND STAAAAAAAARED
>>65641166
I'LL NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN
YOU KNOW
>>65640901
that is the monkey from the popular video game ape escape (youre welcome )
>>65641352
pardon me sir, but isnt that the ape from ape escape 1??
>>65641422
um, pardon ME? pardon you, you FUCKING DEGENERATE
I AM AN APE ESCAPE EXPERT AND I COULD IDENTIFY THAT APE FROM ANYWHERE
PARDON ME??????
>>65641352
>>65641422
>>65641445
>>65641445
I'm being serious guys, I wanna know who's in that pic
>>65641468
what if it was op in the pic
>>65641499
Then OP better take some more pics and post them here or I'm gonna be pissed
>>65640374
don't impose yourself on others because you'll just annoy them.
>>65640829
Dude you're weird please dont talk to anybody.
>>65640374
Ape escape is GOAT
>>65641521
its op
>>65641680
If this is true, does that mean that OP is trying to be the new Aaron? Because if she is then she should post tits then off herself.
>>65640314
Literally just talk to people - its not hard at all
At the venue. Posting from my phone.
Can essentially guarantee I'm going to follow with none of your recommendations. Thanks anyways, though.
>>65643431
what're you seeing?
pity sex?
>>65643897
Yes. Their latest efforts render me not particularly excited, but I was hoping there would be cute girls, and that they'd talk to me.
>>65643431
>asks /mu/ how to make friends
>/mu/ responds
>can essentially guarantee I'm going to follow with none of your recommendations
>doesn't make friends
>repeats in endless cycle of being alone and not doing anything about it
Have fun at the show anon lol
Every girl there will be in a relationship btw.
>>65644131
I always have hope for change, and it always dissipates when I get my first chance to change.
I RETIRED THE THREAD, WHY DO YOU KEEP DISCUSSING THINGS????? EVERYONE, STOP POSTING, NOW!
>>65645371
Hey Unty
>>65640314
why do people cum on this album so much? its bretty difficult to get into imo so its weird seeing plebs treat it the way they do. f#a# is shorter and more direct [spoiler]and better[/spoiler], why don't they sperg over that instead
>>65640901
>>65641059
>>65641468
>>65641521
>>65642094
imagine being so deprived of female attention that you find OP's pic to be this attractive
>>65645371
how sad is it that everyone knows who you are without your trip, solely because your autism is so distinctly advanced
There are so many cute girls here. And they keep brushing against me.
>>65645371
OP here. I didn't post this.
>>65645797
The girl in the OP is beautiful.
>>65646034
Go up to one and ask if they'd like to have some consensual sex
>>65646056
>consensual
>>65646056
You don't understand how tightly compact everything is around me. I'm at the front, so there's constantly someone brushing against me. I turn, and I'm breathing in someone's face.
>>65646111
Breathe in her face
If she likes it she'll start getting noticeably wet in the groinal regions, if so you should ask her.
>>65640537
kek'ed
Britty is going to play right in front of me, about a foot away from my face.
This is very uncomfortable.
just act natural, man.
and don't worry if you drop your spaghetti just keep attending events you'll get the hang of it eventually.
>>65640497
Underrated post
>>65646111
how are you posting on /mu/ then
is the show going on now?
>>65646148
He looks like Aaron
I'm going to die alone.
>>65647331
I was able to post because, again, I was at the front and didn't have anyone (or anything) in front of me except the stage.
There were three acts, and two intervals between shows. Those posts were in the interval between PWR BTTM and Pity Sex.
>>65648591
you'll find a nice dry autismo to love you eventually, unty
