/metal/ general: the shitposting never ends edition
old thread: >>65584604
b____ m_____ s____
>>65588338
black metal suave
post your 3 favorite albums of all time and be judged
the mantle
sad wings of destiny
black future
>>65588305
black metal sucks
dmshareguy leaving was the best thing to happen to /metal/
>all of the proge/buttmetal fags mostly left because they didn't have a tripfag to back them up
>weebs can finally circlejerk their j-thrash, grind and power in peace without a tripfag spamming his j-djent
>the decline of tripfags who were useless shits who did nothing but argue
RIFF GOD
the shitposting never ends edition
>>65588354
Body Riddle
Disintegration
Heaven or Las Vegas
that one time /metal/ was funny
Post good thrash
>>65588391
>smalltits negress
get this filth out of here
deathcore.
https://u.pomf.is/enfvsh.mp3
one of better songs off the album lads
>>65588409
you first
>>65588391
>>65588456
This one is much better.
>>65588391
black metal
>>65588456
unblack metal
What's the better crappy cgi massive robot battle video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgxcvmkPD-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lonWy8Gbn0o
Also post more if there are any.
>>65588371
I only recently just got back here after several months, when did he leave?
>>65588555
He had a temper tantrum because somebody called him a cuck and started ranting about how he hated /pol/. He embarrased himself so much that he was never seen again after that.
>>65588555
he had a bit of a meltdown because of cuckposting
>>65588589
Really? That's kind of surprising, he seemed level headed to me. I mean I don't hate the guy but I won't really miss him posting all that shit djent yeah.
>>65588550
>What's the better crappy cgi massive robot battle video?
Slightly less crappy cgi monster hunt perhaps?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rx_AA5GfNE
>>65588589
Maybe he just removed his trip and is still posting here? Also I didn't embarrass myself.
>>65588589
Does anybody have screenshots of this? I kinda want to see it
Median age of this thread: 15
>>65588338
Black metal? Sweet!
>>65588669
kek
>>65588620
>he seemed level headed to me
>>65588589
That's not the whole story
Some anon posted a video by coverkillnation when he compared the presidential candidates to genres of music. It sparked a huge off-topic shit-fest of /pol/ crossposters leaking into /metal/. One thing led to another and dmshareguy exploded into a bit of autistic fuccboi rage
Somebody post the "You fascists are subhuman. I would take pleasure in killing you." pic
>>65588690
>tfw I'm 21 and I'm still listening to metal almost exclusively
End me
>>65588690
>>65588733
Let's find out:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10457678
>>65588674
bumpin for this
>>65588733
>26
>virgin
>never moved out
>social science major
>favorite genre is power
>>65588620
>>65588722
>>65588718
All I've ever seen him get mad about is the environment, other than that he just seemed chill to me desu. His taste in weeb music left a lot to be desired though.
>>65588733
>tfw turning 22 next month
Where did we fail?
>>65588781
I feel for you brother. I am also a virgin, and I dropped out of college. Somehow I do manage to do a lot of drugs though so at least I have that going for me.
>>65588790
Being born
24
metal exclusive
virgin
also best poster in these threads
Do you like DMU?
>>65588862
I'm literally responsible for 80% of content and memes here, kid
>>65588883
how old are you, wise master?
>>65588620
It was a slow strenuous thing.
/metal/ was getting fed up with his bullshit because he was trying to make a safespace for shitty djent, proge, metalcore and deathcore to the point newfags spilling over from /b/ were unironically discussing pop metalcore with him.
Weebs in /metal/ were getting fed up with his bullshit because he'd bump into their j-thrash/power/grind/death discussions with shitty j-proge and djent.
People started spamming him with insults until he eventually just broke.
For his last week, he stopped discussing metal altogether and instead only posted to call people out when /pol/ memes and words started spilling over. He'd derail entire threads with autistically written out paragraphs of leftist bullshit thinking he was changing people's opinions. On his final day he just snapped and started shitposting and saying he'd kill "all fascists" and shit.
>>65588733
Dont be a pussy.
>still listening to metal almost exclusively
And dont be stupid. Evolve, while staying true to your roots. 37 here, teaching my neighbours appreciate the Destroyer 666 right now.
I think the problem with being a tripfag is that you can't shitpost or people will shit on you constantly. That means that you don't get an outlet for the compulsion to post ridiculous things and they'll keep building up inside you until you finally snap
>>65589021
Yeah I don't have a problem still listening to metal my man. And my tastes are evolving constantly, I just don't have as much time to listen to music as I once did. And Destroyer 666 is the shit
>>65588996
>Björn "Speed" Strid
>Vektor
>Gojira
>>65588996
Everyone who partakes in this survey is a poseur par excellence.
>>65588996
whatever i got nothing else to do~
>Age
23
>Nationality
representative of yuropoors
>Ethnicity
white boi
>Education
electrician & studied music programming on open university
>Profession
no job atm
>Martial status
been on aikido & judo
>Favorite genre of metal
grunge and j-rock are pretty cool i´ve had fun times in the audience
>Least favorite genre of metal
whatever nickelback is supposed to be. also fuck punk
>Favorite band
Iron Maiden, Toto, Blink 182, Green Day, Linkin Park when it still was rock instead of EDM Pop etc
>Least favorite band
Fuck nickelback and neutral milk hotel
>Favorite album
Back Somewhere In Time & Delta by Work Drugs
>Favorite /metal/ meme
fuck memes
>Best tripfag
fuck namefags
>>65588996
shut it down
>>65589170
>poseur par excellence
What did he mean by this?
>I'LL
>KILL
>YOUUUU
>>65589249
that riff that starts towards the end is one of the best OSPM riffs of all time
>>65589198
Man, this is some next level shit. It's too autistic to be real but the fact that you filled the survey whether ironic or not means that you're also too autistic to be real so the numbers seem to work out in favour of this being sincere.
man the new virus album is pretty fucking good
fuck your memes
meme you all to hell
>>65589215
ultimate poseur
>>65589215
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poseur
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/par_excellence
>everyone here hating on alabama shakes
baka
>>65589390
thanks captain obvious
>>65589390
you forgot the posters who complain but dont try to fix it
>>65589390
I really need more album covers of japanese cartoon girls being torn apart in my life desu
You guys are depressing me.
Post gothic metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ078xkH5sQ&list=PLC7938E34F53EA1A5
>>65589390
>waaah why is no one posting quality content?
>waaaaaah I better post how shitty this place is instead of contributing, that'll show these shitposters!
>>65589474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y0PMsacTOY
Is this gothic metal?
The Janitors have really been on point today. Deleting complaints about content, surveys, dude weed lmao, the list goes on
>>65589326
is this how kissless virgins insult each other? lol
besides you´re already in 4chan if you fear mental disorders that much go back to facebook :^)
Was this the heaviest thing to come out of metal at 1983?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_NAa2ttM8
>>65589510
wew lad
>>65589507
If only policy allowed for vektor and gojira posts to be deleted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTjU98pUi2k
Surprisingly decent symphoshit
>>65589545
Gism is hardcore, senpai.
>>65589504
Yeah, gothic/industrial it seems
>>65589585
gism has more metal riffs than hardcore riffs in their discog. there's not a single hardcore moment in that song.
>>65589558
next time you wanna pretend to be smarter dont reply with a fucking retarded meme
anyone wanna guess these
>>65589488
>>65589289
>>65589120
>>65588406
the dmsharecuck meltdown thread was /metal/'s funniest moment
>>65589585
GISM were known for being one of the first bands to combine metal with hardcore lad. Even then, their riffing style is essentially metal and barely punk at all. They have far more in common with traditional and heavy metal riffing than say hardcore or crust riffing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PldQtVr1rXA
>>65589120
Piece of Mind
>>65589797
yup
>>65588406
What about that black metal tv show thing
>>65589830
>we will never go back to the days where we just memed our boys
>>65588674
>>65588780
https://rbt.asia/mu/thread/S63262617#p63266406
>>65589885
why live
>>65589830
Probably the greatest collective achievement of this general
>>65589789
>that link
were they doing blackened power before black metal or power metal was a thing?
>>65589917
>this happened almost a year ago
holy shit
>>65589917
not that funny, more cringe 2bh
>>65589789
>riff fags actually believe that riffs decide the genre
>>65589951
you're what's wrong with this general
obsessive homoerotic our boy memeing is leagues ahead of modern day /meal/ memes
>>65589928
Nah lad, power metal was already around since the early 80s. That song's from 87.
But they were doing black metal as early as 84 under the disguise of really extreme crust.
Any of you faggots heading to Hellfest?
>>65590002
Hellhammer's first demo came out in 83
>>65589995
i don't like the modern memes either faggot, but this cutesy "mai husbando" nu-male bullshit is awful please keep that shit out of /metal/
>>65590028
>>65589917
Whatever happened to our boys' JRPG?
>>65590039
Hellhammer's first demo is straight up "proto-black" thrash metal though. You could pretend GISM's 1984 stuff (some sources say 1983, some 1984) came out in 88 or 89 and it wouldn't sound that far out of place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ud41hOUH3Y
>>65590062
>keep a main staple of /metal/ out of /metal/
>>65590062
I should've guessed that the guy who doesn't like the /metal/ classics was a /pol/
>>65590115
it was only a staple among faggots and weebs, don't reply to me ever again
>>65590028
i wish nigga
>>65590141
(You)
>>65589917
someone post that autistic fanfiction where euronymous goes super saiyan to kill HHH. i want to relive the memes
>>65590182
i don't have that but i have this.
Remember when we found Dead x Varg fanfiction on deviantart?
>>65590245
I have literally never listened to Liturgy
>>65590192
Still sounds like preparing batter for pancakes but they're getting better.
>>65590067
how do euros even handle festivals like this? literal dozens of great bands within such a short time frame
>>65590300
I only listened to to them when HHH was memed here expecting that they were hipster atmoshit but instead I got proggy black metal with chugging
they seem more like autistcore than hipstershit
>>65590300
SOON THE ADHD KIDS WILL QUIET DOWN RESPECTFULLY
>>65590300
they're an abstract kind of meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxvmpiYjnbQ
>>65590341
I think you mean that you were expecting ironic hyperborean black metal but got sincere transcendental black metal instead
>>65590341
>he doesn't even transcend the haptic void
>>65590378
T R A N S C E N D E N T A L
R
A
P
>>65590378
Is this for fucking real?
Is their whole discography like this?
>>65588733
>and I'm still listening to metal almost exclusively
What a nigger. Metal is good but there's also other good genres out there. I'm not saying that you should leave a genre, but rather to be open to different stuff and try others.
Nowadays I listen metal when I get tired of listening popshit, sun ra/moondog tier jazz, pretentious rock bands or dadrock, classical/baroque music or electronic pretentious experimental shit like OPN or vaporwave, or classic [spoiler]cumbias[/spoiler]. Then I get tired of metal and go back to any of these things I mentioned before.
>>65590631
Their discography is nothing but meme after meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhpOQsYMFIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPkc02A3kcQ
>>65590631
No, they were mostly proggy black metal before that album. Aesthetica is honestly not that bad, not that great either but not that bad. The Ark Work was composed p much entirely by HHH though which is why it was as autistic as it was.
>>65590649
Nigga I listen almost exclusively to metal but I also listen to a shit ton of other genres, jazz, emo, punk, classical, improv, power electronics, and noise mostly. I just keep finding myself always coming back to metal because I fucking love the way it sounds.
>>65590681
HEY
HEY
HEY
HEY
Post rare metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQPprYMNe6s
>>65590631
Aesthetica is honestly not terrible, but they've reached transcendental meme levels.
HHH is a fucking autistic savant
>>65590719
Oh, I see. It's the same as me I guess.
There's something about metal that none of those genres have (except maybe electronic industrial and some of that shit cybergoths used to dance to in the 90's).
HHH might be the most autistic metalfag of all time
Warning, extreme autism
https://vimeo.com/24858799
>>65590719
>emo
very nice
>>65590746
https://youtu.be/JaXdDZdrEHY
Album fucking never
>>65590817
33:17 disgusts me every time lad
>>65590746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgH5xn2R7do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBBbF1JsfZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm7DA5iIETc
>>65590327
Hellfest is HUGE. Music starts at 1030 every morning and ends at 2am that night.
Six stages - Two mainstages, two 'heavy' stages (called the Temple and the Altar), a stoner/psych stage called the Valley and a punk stage called the Warzone. They usually just have less popular or shitty bands or completely unrelated bands on at the same time (ie Abbath and the Offspring).
>>65590746
https://youtu.be/Tgib_SdSkIo
>>65590817
This "dialogue" will never not be funny to me
https://vimeo.com/49643883
>>65590746
https://burnpile.bandcamp.com/
look at what just came in the mail
>>65591005
>paying actual fiat money for memes
>>65591005
>Implying you have friends to play with
>>65591005
>version 2.4
Money grubbing Jew
>>65591060
Maybe he'll do the saddest thing imaginable and play with himself (and I don't mean touching his pipi).
>>65591005
>supporting a literal meme
Gentlemen, i need something specific and i am not sure you all have the capability to provide.
Here it goes:
I need something that sounds like i'm on a giant exploding spaceship which is flying fast and out of control into a barren planet, ready to destroy it on impact from the final explosion of the fusion reactors.
Kind of like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nJrkXwAD3I
>>65591122
>I need something that sounds like i'm on a giant exploding spaceship which is flying fast and out of control into a barren planet, ready to destroy it on impact from the final explosion of the fusion reactors.
not even memeing this time, but unironically vektor
>>65591122
>>65591122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMCsv-zj56s
Not even meme'ing my man
>>65590961
>Hunter will never lie in the bed by your side whispering nonsense in your ear
>>65591122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRBy2_Un_zY
>>65591192
>>65591220
>>65591229
You fell for his trap. Now you memed on his behalf.
Don't believe me?
-super specific description
-example posted is absolutely unrelated thematically
-example is 'coincidentally' thrash metal
Has Elephant Metal been memed yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcpjEiadH94
>>65591356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0zhXQdmnI0
t. slam
I've legitimately never listened to Vektor
>>65591324
Was revealing yourself a part of your plan?
>>65590028
Yep
>>65590327
Drink a lot and only go see 6 bands
>>65591356
>Alexandre Ghashlord
dude cutting lmao
So why is Vektor considered a meme now?
Is it because Fandango did a review of Terminal Redux?
I'm gonna assume it's because he did a review of Terminal Redux.
https://plug.dj/olut
Come play metal with us :)
>>65591192
>>65591220
>>65591229
Ok, i'm gonna download this band's discography now.
Shrooms and LSD won't cut it for this.
Can anyone rec some crust-sludge like His Hero Is Gone?
>>65591368
Is it just me, or did someone post the lyrics for this song, and then it disappeared really fast?
>>65591491
Fuck.
I should probably listen to that.
Reading along with the lyrics, of course.
>>65591486
I think people got annoyed about how much praise it got.
lyrics are such a fucking meme
>>65591641
EGU
>>65591641
There's a lot of metal that would be better without vocals at all desu senpai
>>65591641
Yeah, vocals shouldn't be lyrical, people should do this instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPkc02A3kcQ
>>65591617
Huh, that seems trivial.
Wait.
Nevermind, forgot where I was for a second.
>>65591641
t. Atmoshitter
Here have some more lyrics:
His tongue conjured up fire
In hearts of hope that did smolder
With words as clear as the wind
Blades sprang from ashes again
Dance!
Sermon of the crooked cross
The pulpits rock with death
Chaos chorus deafening
Sure-footed might-machine
Dance floors of human flesh
Syncopated until the end
His dagger like eyes
Left you limp in their stead
Blood! Weak is the pride in your veins
Master! Gives your fear a face that you can hate
Iron! Is the solution to the problem
Slave! Is what you are, confirmed in unison
Entranced by the wolfshook
Hypnotized by blood
Condemned to the wolfshook
Accomplice in blood
His psalms emanate power
Beset with lightning and thunder
As you slip into trance
You swear allegiance to dance
>>65591578
not even sure why the faggot replied to me
>>65591683
I noticed that mostly about -core bands. Like some of the riffage is pretty solid, but then some faggot starts screeching and screaming and ruins everything.
>>65591641
more bands should go with OOG OOG grunts
>>65591683
There is too little metal that provides songs without vocals as a bonus in the album.
Wintersun are based motherfuckers.
>>65591780
Like what?
This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs95JhRzMeE
>>65591813
What about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE
please post more weeaboo metal
i will bring you five happiness
>>65591924
How weeb are we talking here dude, I know a lot of weeb metal
>>65591924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8v4xFvATy0
>>65591924
animu or just japanese in general?
>>65591964
very
>>65591996
animu
>>65591415
Who you planning on seeing? This'll be third year for me.
>>65592012
Aight I can rec you a lot of anime as shit metal give me a sec to compile a list.
Okay, I've listened to pic related from Morbid Angel, should I listen to the rest of their discography?
>>65592083
>not organizing your library nice and neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrXNQ19cTkA
kek, fucking estonias.
>>65592163
>tfw can never get that level of aesthetics when customizing musicbee
>>65591641
fuck you, i like King Diamond
>>65592163
>tfw your library is a mess and you have to use media monkey to organize it for you
>>65592163
But it is nice and neat.
>>65592041
Undead Corporation ( I personally rec 鬼伽草子 as a good starting album for them)
Kissing the Mirror
Go-Zen
Jig-Ai
Blood Stain Child - Epsilon (not really anime but the whole album sounds like an anime OP)
Animetal does power metal covers of anime songs
There's also this list that has a lot more touhou metal on it: https://rateyourmusic.com/list/Baurus/touhou_music/1/
And then this site which has a shit ton of doujin releases including metal ones: http://dojin.co/
I would rec you more but I'm on my laptop and don't have full access to my music library currently.
>>65592163
lossless? lossy sorting is too easy.
>>65592083
>entry-level garbage in your library
underage pls go
do you guys like Metalocaplylse?
Deafheaven is one of the best metal acts of the decade this far
>>65592377
yee
>>65592424
I unironically agree.
>>65592356
>entry-level
What are you on about, anon?
>>65592424
Luna is legitimately a good atmoshit track
>>65592424
Well, at least they're better than atmoshit like Mare Cognitum
>>65592458
Earache-core is literally entry level hipster trash.
Same with Relapse, Century Media and Nuclear Blast
>>65592545
How many levels of I, Voidhanger are you on right now?
>>65592523
>>65592485
>>65592454
wow purist plebs aren't infesting the metal general thread today
>>65592585
You couldn't even comprehend kiddo.
>>65592424
I literally agree and don't even understand the meme hate they get
>>65592348
oh and throw in Imperial Circus Dead Decadence and Dragon Guardian into that list.
>>65592637
Since 99% of USBM sucks, it's unbelievable that a USBM is actually somewhat good.
>>65592734
lmao
>>65592637
>I literally agree
>literally
>>65592545
Why do you know what band is on what label? Totally useless information, desu.
>>65592637
>i literally agree
as opposed to figuratively agreement?
>>65592837
It's something you pick up on p quickly if you buy a lot of physical releases
>>65592837
Knowing what labels put out stuff you like is the easiest way bar none to follow underground scenes
>>65592672
>>65592348
[you received item: happiness x5]
>>65592941
Now if only I could receive a fucking rathian plate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpqHpOASYZU
>>65592985
>not heavenly scales
do you even hunt
Can anons recc me stuff similar to Autopsychosis in terms of production/ JUMDAFUCCUP slamming riffs ?
I love Paranoid more but I still think Master of Reality is their best album.
This makes sense, right? Having a favorite but knowing it's not a band's best?
>>65592672
I think I can hear Ratamahatta around 14 minutes in
>>65593047
pic extremely related
>>65593058
if you believe in objective quality in music, sure
>>65592782
>>65592872
>not detecting the blatant 'le teenage girl LITERALLY' meme I was using
>>65593047
Abominable Putridity - In the End of Human Existence
>>65592672
God fucking damn I love this album.
Though I can't pick between that and pic related.
>>65592872
and it'd be figurative agreement not figuratively agreement you retard
>>65593132
>/mu/
>irony
>>65593132
please never post here again
>>65593105
>>65593142
Dats it mang
>>65593176
over a joke? ok Autismus Maximus
>>65593203
>'twas but a ruse
>>65593203
No.
For trying to save face on an anonymous north korean erotic woodcut sharing forum, with emphasis on anonymous.
>>65593149
I've honestly never heard that one, I'll have to give it a spin
>>65588354
yr cool and multi-faceted
>>65588398
yr our of place, and seem boring & dry
Aesthethica
The Somberlain
Gold Cobra
:)
>>65593309
>autistica
disgusting senpai
>>65592606
btw, what's the pinnacle of "impurist" metal?
>>65593292
wasn't trying to save face at all, I was just explaining why I used a certain word, try again
>>65593309
>The Somberlain
Dissection is actually good and I don't care what the contrarians say
>>65593156
Take off your jackboots, Grammar Nazi; it's the weekend. How good is your Portuguese?
>>65593350
>
would not fuck
:\
>>65593371
okay now youre trying to save face though
>>65588354
nokturnal mortum
none so vile
master of puppets
>>65593388
wat
>>65593366
innovation, lol
and you know it's true
or, alternately, and I know this is true for the most part, clumsily incorporating different influences and ending up derivative
but ideally, innovation
>>65593307
If you happen to only see the kanji titles, my personal favorites are:
>夜啼く兎は夢を見る (The Dream of a Rabbit)
>夜ごとの闇の奥底で (Crimson)
>常世想兼神 (The Eternal Omoikane)
The redone version of Crimson has the same singer as the one in Omoikane, and it's a thousand times better in my opinion.
Sorry for the heavy shilling I just love those two albums.
>>65593400
>nokturnal mortum
i mean the voice of steel
Does anyone know of more catchier stoner rock/metal, similar to pic related? Only thing I've found so far that comes kind of close is Skraeckoedlan
>>65588354
Uroboros
Crack the Skye
Girugamesh
Yes I have shit taste.
>>65593389
what difference does it make, I'm being engaged for my opinion on something and I'm am offering it, i really couldn't care any less about you, anyone in this thread nor 4ailchan as a whole's opinion of me
it's not that serious anons you aren't that special nor important, edginess aside lol
What would be the metal version of music like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7Srbp8WPMY
?
GOT NO TIME FOR A DAMAGED CASE
>>65588354
Streetcleaner
The Inalienable Dreamless
Elvenefris
despite by how much i look for esoteric shit, entry level stuff tends to be my favorites
>>65593456
Holy shit, fuckface. Just stop posting.
>>65593416
Rereading this I noticed I fucked up the titles. The second is called Every Night In The Depths of Darkness, not Crimson.
Crimson is "からくれなゐ"
I can't even fanboy properly.
>>65593438
Windhand
Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats
Yob
Isaak
>>65593416
Nah it's cool man I'll weeb out with anyone any day.
And I'm dling the album rn too, I don't listen to as much weeb metal as I should, usually too busy going through my black metal backlog. But god damn I love weeb metal
>>65588391
delicious
>>65588409
goat
>>65588448
i bet you like vektor
>>65593438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZJnaZkZ2JU
Good luck finding this demo anywhere online. They apperantly are working on some sort of comic book/music album crossover thing since forever. These guys are like the HL3 of metal.
