>I need...
Yes son, what do you need?
>I need....
>A tailor
>Imaaaagination
>If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have onnnnneeee dollar
>MY LEG
IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY SWEATER
>"Every, Villain, Is, Lemons"
how t f do people remember spongebob quotes
>I'M DIRTY DAN!
>>65585042
Im guessing you'd have had to of watched as a kid.
>>65585636
>>65585042
I think people just look up quotes online and match them with an album
>>65585687
This
>Dumb people are always so blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are... *drools*
>if we play loud, people will know we're good!
>ok new theory: now let's play so quietly no one can hear us
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
YOU MUST NOW ACQUIRE A TASTE FOR....
>"If that was you on the phone, and you on the bus, then who was flickering the lights?"
>vampire appears
>"Nosferatu!"
>remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
>>65586263
>can I be excused for the rest of my life
>Is mayonnaise an instrument?
>>65586384
kek
>>65584241
>>65585565
These are great.
>>65585565
>It feels like someone... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
>(the) FUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUREE
reposting the best response
>VICTORY SCREECH
>AND IT'S SWEET, SWEET, SWEET VICTORY.. YEAH
>iiiinnnndoooorss iiinnndoorss IIIINDOORS
>take it away penny!
>do instruments of torture count?
>I'm ugly and I'm proud!
Holographic meatloaf? My favourite!
>it's not just any boulder, IT'S A ROCK
https://youtu.be/0i6RUN9Akuo?t=12s
You're a man now Spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one.
>krusty krab is unfair, mr krabs is in there, standing at the concession, plotting his oppression
>>65585687
>>65585636
>>65585042
i haven't watched a full spongebob episode in almost 10 years, yet i can still remember quotes at will
>>65586997
I can still see the detailed close-ups. Sponge is life.
>>65586973
most accurate in the thread
>FINLAND
>After the war, Krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless.
>One eternity later
>Is this any better squidward, I made this one with my tears
>I love money-aye!
I am the master of kara-tay
>We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.
>Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!
>>65587242
>I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep
>The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the...
>NEHOY MENOY HOY MENYOY
>>65586973
kek
>>65587640
holy kek
>>65587623
kek
>>65585636
>had to of watched
>of watched
>of
Fucking shit.
>>65587623
Literally the best one of these I've seen.
>>65586552
I've never seen my own OC reposted before. feels good.
>alone
> ALONE
> aLonE
> AloNE
> aLone
>SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, Patrick. What am I?
>Patrick: Stupid?
>SpongeBob SquarePants: No, I'm Texas.
>Patrick: What's the difference?
>>65586997
that's because spongebob was a great show
>hmm...a five letter word for happiness...money
>>65586237
kek'd
>>65586273
https://youtu.be/8Y19qUgbV3k
>>65586384
downvoted, myman
>>65586237
This works too
>>65584072
kek
>>65587823
god, it really was.
they fucking soiled it
SOILED IT
>>65588077
you know what happened to it, right? The creator left after like 5 seasons and they ran out of ideas after he left
>>65588094
Hillenburg was great, his work on the later seasons of Rocko is good too.
“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
>>65588094
>>65588136
Hillenburg's back on it iirc
KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA
IS THE PIZZA
FOR YOU AND ME
>>65588252
Kek
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
>Are ya ready, kids?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfrEMgJbu14
>WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
>>65591027
Spongebob = Avey Tare
King = Pitchfork
>>65591027
More like https://youtu.be/n2S5XIM-PWk
I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me
>>65591528
toppest kek
>>65586941
Ouch...
> Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you
>>65591528
>>65591652
both very noice
We did it Patrick! We saved Bikini Bottom! *City is in flames*
