https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2vYI7cnaQ
>>65542211
because it's shit and the only good Chvrches thread is the one where people were sending her those photoshopped naked photos
That art style is making me cringe big time right now, didn't even listen to the song, clicked the link...saw the image for all of 2 seconds and instantly closed the tab. No no no no no no. No
>>65542248
where can i find this in the archive?
>>65542211
What does Chad Gilbert see in her?
>>65542211
fuck lavren
>>65542414
fuck yov
>>65542388
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S65527176
>>65542414
would love to
>>65542388
404'd
>>65542211
Bury the male toxicity and rise above! Powerful song.
>>65542211
More than any other CHVRCHES, this is the pinnacle of mediocrity
>>65542211
BRANDON I SUMMON YOU FOR YOUR OPINION OF THIS
Damn how far they have fallen
>>65543410
Not really interested in listening to it.
>>65543556
Damn not even Brandon wants to listen to this shit.
Chvrches are finished.
/b/ spammed lavren the splooge photos
lavren is aware of them :(
I feel like we don't talk about how disgusting Paramore is enough.
>>65544608
I post-ironically like Paramore
>>65543410
brandon is a well known pedophile
works with children, goes to karate with children, in love with lavren
is paramore paying ppl
grimes and lavren are crazy about them all of a sudden
>>65544563
that was hilarious
they should have done the nipples one and the vagina one as well
>>65544634
brandon is a vile human being
the fbi had to tell him to stop harassing lavren
there's signs photos of him plastered all over places chvrches show up because lavren is so afraid of him
>>65542677
hi newfag
I think Chvrches would be better with the vocals buried
>>65544715
i've heard that too
he must be fat, gross and smelly
>>65544703
kek they had so much variety
>>65544563
proof that she's aware of them?
>>65544744
and he lives with his sister on the same bedroom
they probably did it already
>>65543556
Who the fuck is this and how does Lavren even know who he is
>>65544748
she blocked a number of them
>>65544795
he tweeted her /mu/ waifu threads
wait what
what is this
why is chvrches in a cartoon
>>65544765
real-life mcpoyles
>>65544819
of course
>>65544795
he's a stalker who lavren became aware of through us
>>65544795
it's this fat fuck who sends lavren pretty gross twitter pms about how he's going to skin her alive then do her
he's a well known psychopath with no regards of human life
>>65542211
where is the pic from
>>65544634
I'm not a pedophile, it's fucked up to even say something like that.
>>65544715
Never happened.
>brandon is a vile human being
>the fbi had to tell him to stop harassing lavren
Never happened.
Seriously making accusations like this is crossing the line, and can and will be nothing but detrimental to my name. Fuck you /mu/.
>>65544859
holy christ screencap(s)?
>>65544867
honestly the fact that you would even associate your real identity with a /mu/ meme musician at all makes you a fucking idiot
>>65544867
>>brandon is a vile human being
that is objectively true
you even wanted to kill your parents because they gave you shit
>>65544867
i'm with brandon on this one. not cool.
>>65544867
So you're saying you never pm'd Lavren creepy sexual shit?
Someone post screencaps and BTFO this fucking creep cuck
brandon is an evil man
Brandon is the new Ricardo Lopez
>>65544893
I was really pissed off at them for being treated like garbage when I'm actually trying. I could ignore this and continue on with my day, but I'm going to defend myself. More so when someone makes a really fucking serious accusation of me.
>>65544953
No, that was monties stupid ass.I only sent two things to her twitter, the stick one, and the one with me apologizing..That's it. The rest was people using my image and name for their stupid shit that they sent to lauren.
Brandon was taught the most secret and mortal karate techniques out there, when he says he will come after you he's not kidding
>>65542388
RULE 34
>>65545014
What stick one?
>>65544984
>>65545014
so how are things going?
karate with the kids? school maybe? another grocery store job? where are you living?
we need as much information as possible if you're going to continue to talk with us
>>65545072
I trained with shaolin monks on top on mountains and shit son.
>>65545014
>the stick one
what is that? sounds lewd
>>65544795
>He doesn't know who Brandon is
wew lads i guess summer really is here
>>65544795
Brandon is /mu/'s most treasured asset
>>65545120
Not sure if Brandon was terrified or overjoyed when he first saw this.
Probably both. Probably jacked off furiously after seeing it.
>>65545098
hey, that's really funny
but guess what's funnier? reality
did anyone give you weird looks in karate for being 20 years older and 150 pounds heavier than the rest of the class?
>>65544984
someone saying something like that isn't cool, but if people are willing to go that far brandon then you need to drop your trip or get the fuck out of here.
>>65545179
did you the photo of his class? everyone else is older, brandon is a baby by comparison
it sounds like a grimes wannabe band at this point, to be honest
>>65545162
It's fake
>>65545179
I'm in adult classes faggot.
>>65545014
>montie
now I know you're bullshitting
>>65542211
do the two guys in Cvrches even have names or sentience
fresh lavren
>>65545238
Did you see the threads? He even admitted to sending the shit to her
>>65545219
>takes adult karate classes
>calls other people faggot
>>65545245
>black boots
>white shoelaces
Has Lavren turned into a Neo-Nazi?
really don't get the clown-tier shoes
is she ashamed of being a womanlet like robert downey?
>>65545269
dude be careful he might whip your ass with his blackbelt
>>65545263
Seriously brandon, stop posting here. I'm not just saying that to be a dick, I'm saying that to keep you out of trouble.
>>65545120
>the band has focused efforts to find out the identities of users who commit cyber misogyny
W E W
E
W
>>65545269
brandon kick this dude's ass
>>65545306
this, 7kt was wise enough to keep his identity hidden
do we know where in california brandon lives?
>>65545306
It's one thing to fuck around, but to call me a fucking pedophile make such a serious accusation against me is going way too far. I'll play along with the bullshit like everyone else, but when there's something said like this, then it's serious, and I'm going to take it seriously.
>>65545356
calm down yo
>no one else posting lavrens
>>65545365
i'm >>65544634
you have made it very clear in the past that you attracted to children and i have no problem saying it
you can't lie to us brandon. we know you better than anyone else. we're the only ones who know you
you're ours
>>65545417
her hat too small for she gotdamn head
>>65545417
>posting a shooped Lavren photo
>you've probably masturbated to it
wew lad
>>65545436
it's kewt
>>65545445
she only needs to do more squats
>>65545365
>>65545365
dude, just get out of here so you don't get the fbi at your door for nothing.
>>65545365
COME BACK BRANDON
YOUR LINE OF QUESTIONING IS NOT OVER YET
>>65546843
There's nothing else for me to say. I'm really fucking pissed someone said that shit about me. I'm not just bullshitting, I'm legitimately pissed off, and more pissed off the mods didn't delete this thread or the posts.
>>65546886
I know you in real life and know that you aren't a pedophile brandon. I won't tell you who I am. Just drop your trip code or get out of here. Whoever said this about you is really fucked up.
>>65546953
It's probably fucking montie's autistic ass that's pissed I'm known around here more than he is. Wasn't it obvious from the whole photoshopping thing?
Wow this is bad.
>>65546991
DROP YOUR FUCKING TRIP
>>65546991
drop your trip, it'll keep you out of prison
and to the person that accused him of this, you're a piece of shit and I hope karma get's your ass for this.
>>65547076
even if he does drop his trip the FBI can track IP addresses
>>65547115
This whole thing is fucked, why would someone make such a serious accusation of me? I don't understand it. I'm over here scared to death that I'm going to end up in prison or have to register as a sex offender for something I haven't done, or will never do. I have no idea why some one would say something like that about me, and what the motivation is behind it.
>>65547222
Fucking auto-correct didn't put my trip in. WHY WONT THE MODS FUCKIGN DELETE THIS?
>>65547222
>>65547241
brandon, just go to bed and stop posting here. sorry this has happened to you but the best thing to do is stop posting here and move on with your life. it should speak in volumes about this place if people are willing to say something so fucked up about you.
Brandon probably started the rumour himself so he could do tripfag shenanigans
>>65547222
>I'm over here scared to death that I'm going to end up in prison or have to register as a sex offender for something I haven't done
don't be retarded dude, nothing is gonna happen
why are yall so pissed at some random shitposter lol, doth protesting too much 2bh
Brandon diddled me
>>65547290
Why the fuck would I do something like that? Call myself a pedophile for shenanigans? Fuck no. The mods need to delete this, I don't want to go to jail for something I haven't done. I just don't understand why someone would say something like that about me, I dont get it. I'm fucking scared man. I feel like crying, I've had enough problems in my life and don't need anymore. I really don't.
>>65547241
Why are you scared anyways? The FBIs not gonna care if a random anon says that someone is a pedo, and there's no law against pedophilia anyway (not saying you are one)
>>65547345
Your anxiety looks like guilt because it's melodramatic. Do you have some reason to feel guilty? I sure hope not
Mods won't delete this because they won't side with diddlers
>>65547345
Brandon, calm down. It's going to be ok, you're not going to jail, and no one believes it. It's just some dickhead fucking with you. Go to bed.
>>65547345
what about all those illegal images saved on your computer
>>65547345
just get the fuck out and hide the thread you retarded faggot
>>65547345
You know, getting this scared means you are guilty. Nothing to hide, nothing to lose.
>>65547440
People get their lives ruined over shit like this, I've already had people slander me, and I ended up socially outcasted over it.
>>65547500
>socially outcasted
You're already socially retarded, don't blame it on shitposts
>>65547345
>I just don't understand why someone would say something like that about me
>made lavren the paranoid fuck she is now
>tainted /mu/'s general consensus of the band
>diddles kids IRL
m8
>>65547500
You know any time you're on 4chan you're about 1 click away from someone talking about how they want to fuck a loli, I think there are better targets on here than you.
>>65547500
that's understandable, but you're getting the shit trolled out of you. just get off from here for tonight B.
poor lauren, she's probably afraid of any fat man these days
>>65547624
Ok, I really should just go to bed..I need some sleep anyway. I just wish the mods would delete this so it doesn't ruin my life. It's already been ruined by peoples bullshit and I don't want to deal with with it anymore.
>>65545120
top kek
>>65547732
night night brandon the diddler
>>65542248
pathetic virgins who would be rapists if they ever managed to leave the house t b h
>>65547732
stop being so paranoid brandon, it's going to be ok, and nothings going to happen to you. just get off from here for a while and drop your trip. people doing this is fucked up but you need to stop posting here if people are willing to go this low.
>>65547773
I've been called so any things in my 25 years and people treated it like fact, no matter how I tried to show and explain that it wasn't true. I don't need anymore issues.
>>65547222
>no one's checking these digits
>>65547789
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
>>65547789
then get that people are fucking with you, and just drop your trip and go to sleep brandon. you're probably drunk anyways, right?
>>65547757
/r9k/ or /b/ leaking over. I can't think of any other board """""""""""genius"""""""""""" enough to think sending that kind of shit to anyone meaningful is a good idea.
I swear Brandon is a masochist
i am a pedophile
>>65547927
go to bed brandon
Brandon is an idiot
There, is that better than being called a diddler? Which do you prefer
>>65547500
Brandon, get rid of your computer and destroy your hard drive while you still can. the NSA already know what you do and what you like. you're lucky i'm being this gracious to you, because personally i think you're a sick pervert
Brandon diddles kids
>>65550338
this is true
>>65550338
100% correct
>>65550338
Monties jealous and trying too hard.
Brandon I hearby BAN you from /mu/ on the account of
1. Gary Glittering kids
2.Micheal Jackson fun parking kids
3. Lostprofits no lubin for a brusin kids
4. diddling kids
>>65550338
Montie got cucked by his horse-faced girlfriend
>>65550411
just stop.
>>65550451
t. brandon
brandon diddled me
it's true
>>65550510
tell us more
>>65550520
no, he said he will karate chop me to death if i say more
is that why Brandon goes to adult karate lessons even though he's the youngest there, because he can't safely be around minors?
>>65550568http:
//vocaroo.com/i/s1A8wljrHvQ5
>>65550520
Why don't you tell us about the time you watched as your girlfriend got gang banged by the original unty and his cousins
wow just re-opened this thread and i see
this
what the heck is happening
>>65550568
everyone in this pic looks like grown adults
you're full of shit, put your trip back on montie.
Wow Brandon, I didn't know you diddled kids, but now I do know. You should have told me.
- Mom
is brandon crying i feel like he's crying
So...is Chvrches officially diddlercore?
>>65550642
exactly, he's at the adult lesson because he can't be near children without diddling them
>>65550642
Yeah, monties bullshit to the side. The guy in the red shirt is a pro level muay thai fighter, and was really impressed at my great from and power. The tattoo dude was pretty cool and laid back. He taught me how to do spinning heels.
>>65542211
never post this again
>>65550781
die, pedophile
>>65550781
>>65550781
My place has a couple belts in MMA, but I want to earn them a belt in muay thai.
>>65550796
You're a fucking faggot montie.
>>65550820
you're a fucking pedophile, brandon, and i'm going to make sure every family in your area knows it
>>65550820
I'll fight you montie, don't be a bitch.
>>65550781
RUN MONTIEBOYS THE DIDDLER IS BACK
>>65550820
brandon maybe. okay i had a change of heart mid-sentence i was gonna make fun of you but i feel bad. hope everything works out.
>>65542211
holyshit is this bad
>>65550844
*diddle
>>65550844
Honestly, If you got a kick from me full force, I'll probably crack your ribs. Try to throw a kick, I'll grab your leg, pull you in, and let you get acquainted with my elbow.
>>65550636
montie is samefagging again obviously
>>65544672
i noticed that too probably
>>65550895
who are you talking to, pedophile
>>65550893
There's a reason nobody is talking about the music ITT
>>65550844
Please dont diddle me
>>65550844
How do we arrange this?
ignore him brandon, we all know montie is the asshole out of the two of you
BRANDON VS MONTIE CAGE MATCH AT UNTY'S ANTI-CHELLA
TICKETS ON SALE NOW
>>65550895
A solid elbow can easily slice open flesh.
>this entire thread
>>65550968
why do you keep replying to yourself, stupid baby-raper
>>65550966
I would seriously pay some good money to see the diddler and the twink cuck fight
>>65550968
why do you have this picture of a naked bloody fourteen year old boy saved to your computer
>>65551021
Dude just fuck his girlfriend, everyone else has
>>65551024
i would pay an absurd amount cause we all secretly know brandon would body montie. nothing i want to see more
>>65550992
To let montie know even though I'm fat, if he really wanted some, I'll happily wreck his shit. If he wants to drop his trip and say fucked up and slanderous things about me he better be able to throw hands. I'll put that skinny fuck in the ER.
>>65551076
WHAT'S GOOD NIGGA? WHAT'S REALLY GOOD?
>>65551076
it's true, you are very fat
best thread in months
>>65551116
Thanks for letting me know, I have forgotten about it.
>>65550968
wow big fatass tough guy here
if you're so macho then why tf are you messing with children you pig bastard
>>65551130
the last time i had a laugh this good was unty's anti-chella. or when montie got doxxed and his trip got cracked. never forget Montie#jaja
FACE BRANDON MONTIE YOU COWARD KEK
>>65551138
why did you rape a child brando
what would Lauren think if she knew
>>65551133
These digits don't lie
>>65551173
ow fuck
it's happening
>>65551173
everyone in VA, please warn local families about this pedophile
>>65551173
YO, MONTIES FUCKING WITH YOU
>>65551173
BRANDON THIS IS THE WORST THING YOU COULD HAVE DONE
ITT: losers harass someone and then have a pants shitting panic attack about the possibility of there maybe being consequences
lol
go on then montie, /mu/ will even crowd fund your transport to the fight
>>65551173
then why are you taking karate classes to get close to kids
that's fucked up you bigass hambeast
ew I feel sick for even interacting with you
>>65551197
i know brandon form mopeds. he's not a pedophile. he hilariously tried to hook up with girls before.
>>65551227
so he could get them preg and have as young a child to diddle as possible, obviously
Montie's days of shitposting are over
I almost feel sorry for him, Brandon's gonna slaughter
>>65551173
https://www.google.com/maps/place/44+Indian+Springs+Dr,+Newport+News,+VA+23606/@37.0841803,-76.5082768,3a,75y,359.94h,91.76t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sGKEOfu5ksrB9I6YV3QZhDw!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo0.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DGKEOfu5ksrB9I6YV3QZhDw%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dsearch.TACTILE.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D86%26h%3D86%26yaw%3D354.59653%26pitch%3D0!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x89b0790387ed8643:0xaacbf3217e95e6a9!8m2!3d37.08446!4d-76.50831!6m1!1e1
is that shed in the back where you take the kids?
>>65551227
nigga pls you probably cruise with brandon on mopeds lookin for children too
>>65551173
aren't you too fat to fight a normal-sized person like montie
what are weight classes
>>65551173
honestly the only way to redeem yourself here is to actually murder montie. be the hero /mu/ deserves, brandon.
>>65551258
kek
brandon that's fucked up bro
>>65551261
he fucked with his honor, montie needs to pay
>>65551269
do you live in a shed
>>65551269
holy shit
>>65551300
based montie
kill that pedo
justice for the children
>>65551273
if montie's murdered brandon will automatically be the best trip ever
>>65551300
You won't do anything, you're just biting on me and 7kt's shit.
Oh shit it's happening, What you did Lavren
>>65551313
why did you sexually abuse lauren mayberry as a child
>>65551300
HE RESPONDS
>>65551310
Brandon has
>Posted edited pictures of Lauren Mayberry swallowing man juice and naked
>diddled kids more than a horny priest
>Is a white belt
>>65551173
Just reported that address to the cia, enjoy getting v& brah
>>65551300
Brandon's gonna diddle your girlfriend for that
>>65551300
kill him montie
do it for the future children he'll harm
watch out though his hands are gonna be greasy
leave brandon alone
>>65551338
i'm glad someone on /mu/ is spreading the truth about him
thanks montie
>>65551363
shut up brandon
>>65542211
Wait, this is Chvrches?
This is the band that you guys have been talking about for the past few years?
This is what they sound like?
This sounds like shit.
>>65551371
this board needs fucking ID's solely to stop monties shit
>>65551363
lardass neet pedos sticking together
gross
>>65551363
he didn't leave the children of Newport News alone, why should we give him that comfort
shit
i'm jacking off
>>65551383
no one actually listens to them summerfag
what do you think supreme overlord unty thinks about this?
>>65551406
brandon i am going to tell you some shakespeare so put down the lolicon comics for a second.
"the lady doth protest too much, methinks"
>>65551433
even brandon said he' snot interested in it.
>>65551425
>gets trip to suck for attention
>gets thrown in the jail instead
Lmao serves you right
>>65551425
hero of investigative journalism, montie
>>65551406
MONTIE BTFO
yo if nobody gets killed or put into jail i'm leaving
so hurry tf up you lazy ass nikkas
tell me about montie
why does he wear the suit
>>65550848
>people actually saying MONTIEBOYS
dat summer breeze
>>65551528
For prom.
Did you ever go?
>>65551528
cute
>>65551528
TELL ME ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND
WHY DOES SHE HAVE THE TEETH?
>>65551528
>horse-face
>>65551553
>>65551540
that's the dress she wore to prom?
yikes
>>65551528
>his gf is a literal horse
>>65551553
>>65551556
>>65551567
>>65551567
Shes not my gf anymore lol
>>65551567
That's some glorious mouth structure
>>65551528
does that girl realise she's standing next to a cunt?
>>65551582
did your daddy give you enough hugs when you were growing up? how does your mother feel about you?
>>65551582
who dumped who?
>>65551582
Why did you break up with the horse-girl montie?
>>65551582
>He actually got cucked
Is that why you were gone for like a week?
>>65551582
>got dumped by a horsefaced special needs girl
fukkin savage
>>65551612
brandon, stop asking childhood questions you pedo
>>65551567
>Nikee will never squat on your face then drop a huge turd inside your mouth
>>65551642
montie put your trip back on. everyone knows it's you.
>>65551582
lol cuck
>>65551656
yee hawww
>>65551582
>yfw when you got cucked and dumped by your horse gf
