>"hey grandpa, I bought you this album I found off the thrift store! I was told it was popular during your time.. I hope you like it!"
>>65528742
*shoots you in the head for being a little faggot*
you thought you posted something cool and clever
and in the end it got you killed.
worth it?
>>65528742
Aw thanks little anon.
I don't really like Katy Perry, but it was nice of you to remember me.
>/mu/
>having kids
>>65528806
>not kidnapping a little girl and make her call you grandpa
>>65528806
Will Montie knock-up his girlfriend?
no I don't like it now get ready for a bare assed spanking
this album is GOAT pop
thanks sonny
>>65528742
Get that weak plastic shit out of my face you little faggot, I already own it on vinyl.
>>65528742
Thanks, we used to jerk of to that sort of thing in my day .
>>65530191
Good taste. Katy is a top tier waifu, too.
>>65528742
>be 70 year old
>get sent to old folks home by my ungrateful sons
>chilling in the hall with other old fags
>suddenly this comes up in the speakers
>all the other old fags start bopping along to Katy Perry
>mfw I am surrounded by a bunch of plebs
>>65531032
If you need assisted living at only 70, you probably should have eaten a better diet.
>>65531120
>tfw feeling like a plastic bag
The Beach Boys version is better
Ugh, the drums on CG are cranked up so high I get a headache from it.
She has nice feet.
>>65528742
>"How the fuck did you unlock the door to my basement you little shit? Get out."
>>65531120
i plan to rock out and die in 2016
Yessum, as long as there's at least one gay man and one 11 year old girl out there, there will be a market for this kind of music.
>>65533160
Actually no, the gay community pretty much detests Katy Perry.
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2008/11/katy-perry-gay-icon.html
https://www.queerty.com/katy-perry-fake-gay-advocate-sings-a-high-school-bully-theme-song-20100917
https://myhyperreality.com/2015/02/04/the-hypocrisy-and-homophobia-of-katy-perry/
http://gagadaily.com/forums/topic/188498-whats-with-katys-ur-so-gay/?page=2
>>65533215
They don't actually like Madonna either no matter what she says.
"Well Billy, looks like somebody's playin' a joke on yer ol' Granpappy! Now stop being a little faggot and go get my Amebix record."
>>65533268
Older gay dudes love Madonna. The younger generation are rebelling against their forebears.
>>65530114
she's kind of cute
i honestly don't mind the chin really
Call me a fag but when I was 16 and dating this 20 year old girl this was our album man. Teenage Dream still gets me.
>>65533335
Teenage Dream is one of the best pop songs of the past decade desu
>>65533268
Yeah there's a kind of sentiment that she stole gay culture and exploited it for money.
>>65533318
pics?
>>65533349
Even the other songs on the album aren't entirely filler. Listening to them now vs when I was 16 is entirely different and now I'm more critical of it, but Teenage Dream is... oddly timeless. Songs like "Hummingbird Heartbeat", as shitty as the lyrics are, still sound pristine and sweet like they did in like 2011. Idk man there's something about this album.
>>65533349
Eh, TS has more memorable songs.
>>65533466
You have to be kidding, right?
>>65533474
She definitely has a better sense of melody. Katy's songs seem to be more rhythm-based and they don't have that many good hooks on them.
>>65533508
Soooo...basically you rate a song based on how many giant hooks it has.
You plebian bastard, you.
>>65533466
>Taylor Swift
>her first 4 albums
Who
>>65533554
Based on what I've heard of KP, none of her songs really, ah, stick in your head after you listened to them. Also, say, on Teenage Dream, they mixed the drums really, really high so it's obvious they weren't going for a melody-driven sound there.
Tay-Tay's songs are horrible, admittedly, but I can hear the damn things in my head for days after listening to them. Which is partially why I don't like listening to them, because she's that damn good at melodies that you can't get her crap out of your skull.
AND I SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE IT OFF
UH HUUUUH
>>65533677
OH GOD, FUCK YOU
>>65533677
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN GETTING DOWN TO THIS
SICK
BEAT
http://video.foxnews.com/v/4931758726001/katy-perry-making-women-fat/?intcmp=hpvid1
Whut.
>>65533838
That bridge really kind of annoys me. It breaks up the flow of the song.
>>65533863
Yeah, I don't like it either. It should have been in a different song, it doesn't fit with the flow, like you said, and it doesn't feel like a lyrical fit either.
>>65533957
Reminds me of Down With The Sickness.
>go on YT video of that song
>it cuts off just before the outro
>guy puts up this notice "Ending the song here because the last part sux"
>2076
>actually listening to music
>not having the perfect audio sensation made exactly how you like it beamed into your brain via nanomachines 24/7
>>65533349
It's my #1
>>65533619
Don't even joke about that taytay bitch having any talent
>>65534029
m8, Down With The Sickness is a classic, don't be comparing it with that kind of shit
Katy Perry's songs all seem like the same wall of indistinct noise to me.
>>65534075
>2076
>implying we'll make it that far
![Katy-Perry-Feet-570085[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dQjlyXP.jpg "Katy-Perry-Feet-570085[1].jpg")
>>65532963
Mah nigga.
>>65535064
Do I still have a foot fetish if I'm not into foot stimulation? Toe sucking and all that shit is weird to me. I just think they look nice / sexy.
>>65535098
Most definitely. Fetishes are not binary.
>>65535134
Ah, ok.
I feel devious. >:)
>>65532230
>tfw skin is paper thin
>>65528758
You sound like a fucking scene girl. Here, I'll help you
>>>/Tumblr/
>>65528742
don't be dissin on katy op
>>65528742
>get depressed because I will be too old to jerk off to prime Katy Perry when they give me that
Oh wait I won't have children.
>>65528742
Last Friday Night is the greatest song of all time, to be honest.
>>65528742
>ejaculates furiously on my grandson's face
>>65528758
So much autism in one post
