Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Aphex Twin EP incoming
-Zoe has at least one more p4k article http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/1178-how-hillary-clinton-and-bernie-sanders-tap-into-the-power-of-the-playlist/
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Peter, Bjorn and John, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans.
-/p4k/ forever
Fuck Pitchfork. They can take a pitchfork up their ass.
What's the next bnm?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>65526964
swans
Anyone else hyped for pic related? We started playing it in the store I work in today and so far it's great.
>>65526964
Mitski ~8.7 bnm next friday
>>65525909
>>65527089
this desu
>>65525890
>This thread hypes and supports... Local Natives
Aren't Local Natives meme-tier normie AnCo wannabe trash? I've never actually listened to them, that's just the impression that I get from their fanbase and snippets of songs.
>>65527105
>We started playing it in the store I work in today
That's awesome. What store gets advance copies of albums? Unless you work at a record store, which is also awesome.
>>65527112
Def getting BNM. Quite surprising Bury Me At Makeout Creek didn't do better, I love that album and I feel like p4k regrets not giving it a higher score, being that it's good music put out by a non-white female...
>>65527533
p4k regrets a lot, theyre so behind, the retroactive bnm for get disowned is proof of their faltering grip on what is happening in music on the lower teirs
they gave the new coveted 8.0 (the score that you get when you have a great album that isnt marketable by conde naste) to the new Xenia Rubinos just last night, it deserves tons more praise, and im sure fantano will give it a just deserved bump for a reccomendation
but yeah Mitski will be the new thing they will back up, and probably mention her ethnicity for the entire review, despite there only being one that really sorta brings up that
holy shit working sucks, summer jobs are ass, would not recommend
What/s everyone listening to?
pic related
>>65527806
some of the best Power Indie out there rn, and no thats not a pun on the name, doesnt get enough love
>>65527806
Have to finish this from earlier
why do white """"men'""""" think they can understand, let alone accurately REVIEW, Mourn?
BEACH HOUSE = AOTY
>>65527939
the lyrics are such garbage it's like they don't even know what a "power bottom" is and half the songs are just rearrangements of Weezer songs
>>65528056
do the lyrics have to be about being a power bottom? what the fuck are you on about with that shit?
This threads stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.
>>65528108
this thread says this meme is shit
Dr. Luke and Afrika definetly did that shit
>>65525890
>lnterns at faggot review site spamming the boards every night
>Thinking their shiIIing and desperate articIe Iinks might save them
>Thinking we don't know they're buIIshit and Iive for ass kissing in exchange for what is in 2 0 1 6 a useIess paragraph or two that won't sway any minds
>Not reaIizing the entirety of this site knows how transparent you aII are
lt ridicuIous you wouId think anyone here is dumb enough to not see through to what these threads reaIIy are.
>>65528108
dont put words in peoples mouths, there is no reason to dismiss every rape accusation because you dont like to hear about it being a horrible reality
>>65528157
Im actually Ryan Schrieber
>>65528136
>>65528165
summer friends, pls. i've been posting this same meme since forever. sorry yr so triggered by the truth.
>>65528193
>he thinks summer isnt eternal
get over it, smartphones have subjected 4chan to year round browsing from teens, no longer do they have to wait to get home to shitpost, they can do it right from their desk at highschool
>these threads
>every damn day there are like 3 people in them
>every damn day someone accuses OP of being a pathetic intern shilling for their site
>every damn day OP says he's an oldfag and been doing this for years
>no one ever discusses jack shit
>eventually we will all succumb to the inevitable passage of time
Can't come soon enough tee bee cue aytch double you why
These threads used to pull two hundred posts at one point. I miss those days.
>>65528297
>muh heyday
>>65527639
>Mitski will be the new thing they will back up
Definitely.
>>65527806
My gf is asleep next to me so I'm trying to keep it ambient. Listening to Pomegranates by Nicolas Jaar. Amazing piece of art.
>>65528157
Ian here
Thanks man
>>65528297
hard to bring in people when p4k gives less higher scores every year, i have a feeling they wont break a 9.1 at all this year, no matter what
>>65526964
did they review Bat for Lashes yet? That'll get 8.7
>>65528399
I think LCD Soundsystem might be able to eclipse the 9.1 bar set by Chance and Radiohead.
>>65528399
new era p4k score range is 6.0-9.3 desu
and it's why anything not BNM is a pan
>>65528448
>LCD Soundsystem
>>65528501
>her
>>65528523
>insulting the queen
kill yourself
>>65528136
>Dr. Luke and Afrika definetly did that shit
courts of law think otherwise
>>65528416
That comes out next month.
So not yet.
>>65528448
mm it would have to be QUITE the record, i have a feeling it might not eclipse it
but who knows, in retrospect This Is Happening is kind of a catalog of writers block, although good, he borrows too many motifs
if he took the time and wrote the songs out for this without the pressure, it could be great, but im not gonna hold my breath for a score higher than 9.1 this year, not at all
>>65525890
Pitchfork has no taste.
Also, do you cucks really need someone to choose your music for you?
>>65528556
>falling for the law meme
>>65528583
I wish Zoe would be my gf and cuck me
>>65527963
Deserved a better score than that. Probably a high 7 for me.
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Vic Mensaby 7.5 by Matthew Strauss
Paul Simon 7.2 by Mike Powell
Peter Bjorn and John 5.7 by Jazz Monroe
Terry Red 8.4 BNR by Cameron Cook
It's criminal that that shitty Vic Mensa EP got a higher score than the new Paul Simon album (which turned out unexpectedly great)
>>65528816
paul simon doesn't get page clicks
>>65528816
since when has paul simon ever been bad? like he has only ever been decent at his worst points of his career
>>65528881
all of his post-Graceland stuff has been good but Stranger to Stranger has the best songs i've heard from him since the 90s. he's never been bad but this album definitely sticks out
>>65528957
What did you think of So Beautiful Or So What?
>>65528986
decent songs (w/ cool guitar tricks & production here and there), awesome lyrics as always, gets kind of sloppy the second half. new album seems like an improvement on every front
