>Listening to music at Uni bus stop
>Girl comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
>tell her i'm listening to new order
>she asks me if i've heard of Joy Division
>tell her "sort of"
>she kisses me on the cheek
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???
>>65521960
she just gave you the herp buddy
>>65521960
reverse the sexes and it becomes sexual harassment
>>65521960
kys weeb loser
tell her you'd joy her division
>>65521960
Did the whole bus stand up and clap?
>>65522034
U S A
S
A
>playing a VN on my computer in the Study hall
>girl comes up to me and asks what i'm playing
>tell her i'm playing a VN
>she asks me if i know Touhou Project
>tell her sort of
>she awoo's
awoo~
>Listening to power electronics on warehouse floor
>Bloke comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
>tell him i'm listening to consumer electronics
>he asks if i've heard of Whitehouse
>tell him "sort of"
>he brutally forces his knob up my arse
>"WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?"
>"CERTAINLY NOT RAPED!"
WHAT DID HE MEAN???
>>65522034
This.
You should've screamed so that the nearest 2 Chads could've held her down until the police arrived.
>listening to black metal in the forest at night
>girl comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
>tell her i'm listening to Ildjarn
>she asks me if i've heard of Burzum
>tell her "sort of"
>see the local church burning in the distance
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???
>>65522034
there was this ugly girl in our high school who used to pressure me into doing things by kissing me but i'm gay so it just left me feeling weird and uncomfortable
>>65523058
>>65522034
anyway i'd forgotten all about it until now, but that was totally sexual harassment
>>65522034
LE MRA MEMES AMIRITE XD
DAE REVERSAL ROLES????
OMG MEN ARE SO OPPRESSED
>>65523109
>>>/tumblr/
>listening to plunderphonics while at MIT
>Girl comes up and asks what I'm listening to
>tell her I'm listening to dj shadow
>she asks me if I've heard of The Avalanches
>tell her "sort of"
>she tells me to lie down on the couch
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???
>>65523293
Nice
>>65523109
You okay there body?
>>65523293
Kek'd hard desu
slow wednesday
>sitting on the bus listening to King Crimson with my earbuds on
>no one comes up to me
>I cry myself to sleep
>>65523293
Beautiful, beautiful
>>65522034
its still sexual harassment though regardless of the sexes
the difference is, OP posts on 4chan (meaning he's lonely), so he's beyond happy to get any female attention
>>65523469
are you lonely too
we can be friends if you want
>>65523490
you don't exist
>>65523293
>Listening to some post-rock at Uni bus stop
>Girl comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
>tell her i'm listening to mogwai
>she asks me if i've heard of Godspeed You! Black Emperors
>tell her "sort of"
>she said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful, these are truly the last days"
>she grabbed my hand, and we fell into it like a daydream, or a fever
>>65523605
rude
>>65521960
it means she's a tumblr, and should be avoided at all costs.
>>65524046
i like this one
>>65522133
>Touhou
>VN
>>65524513
why do tumblr girls like joy division, nirvana ect?
>>65522133
>touhou
hi /a/
>Be on bus
>Some guy walks up to me and stands next to me
>Smells awful
>Shoves his phone in my face
>ignore
>asks me if I know some band
>Tell him not really
>He says I have Shit taste
>Runs away crying
>Mfw it was Anthony fantano
>Chillin' on quad bench outside gym enjoying nice weather and trees turning colors
>Girl from class comes up to me
>Hey anon, what're you listening to?
>Ummm... just some music to get me in the mood for the gym later
>Wow, smart! What do you listen to?
>Uhhhh... you know, just some old stuff.
>Can I hear?
>Sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKCv1HtjMbI
>her face
Then she started getting nervous and said she was "so incredibly sorry" for "interrupting me".
>>65525552
No girl can measure up the original "waifu"
she probably thought you were gay and shes a fag hag desu
>>65524540
That's /jp/, dummy.
yeah sure mate that totally happened
>>65521960
what the fuck, fuck you man
>>65522265
goddamnit...
>>65521960
>Listening to music at Uni bus stop
>Girl comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
>tell her i'm listening to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
>she asks me if i've heard of Anne Frank
>tell her "sort of"
>she gives me a tomato
WHAT DOES IT MEAN????????
>>65523109
This.
>>65523293
>>65522034
It's only sexual harassment if the chick isn't aroused.
>>65522133
>"playing" a VN
>>65521960
THAT'S ADORABLE
>>65521960
she's 'not like the other girls'
enjoy being her emotional tampon
>>65527995
>at class in the beginning of the semester
>we were doing ice breakers to get to know the people who sat next to us
>girl next to me was a huge fan of the smiths
>mfw i pretended not to know so i don't have to talk to her
dodged that bullet
>>65524535
because they had a cool looking t-shirt design : ^ )
>Listening to music at Uni bus stop
>Girl comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
>tell her i'm listening to Big Pun
>she asks me if i've heard of Twinz
>tell her "sort of"
>she says "READY FOR WAR, JOE? HOW YOU WANNA BLOW THE SPOT?"
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!!??!?!?!?
>>65522265
kek
>>65523058
ha gay
>>65521960
it means SHE'S A SLUT DUDE
EVERY COLLEGE GIRL IS A SLUT BUDDY
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE PUSSY
FAGGOT
>>65528089
holy fuck this is great
