Old >>65485635
EEEEERGH
>>65488820
black metal is shit Tbh
ooga booga semen chugga
>atmoblack
>any black
NEO-THRASHERS LEAVE THE HALL
ARE YOU FUCKS READY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpvRk97WGZo
YOU'RE NOT!
>mfw corpsepaint poseurs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON0gqaMS2BY
>>65488888
who /checkem/
>>65488866
What's your fucking problem, dude?
Please get a trip so I can filter you if you can't explain it coherently.
>ebu gogo - forcing the meme
>When you've already poured black semen into her unspoiled slit but she still riding u
>>65488893
neo-Thrashers are cucks
>>65488895
>Forced to enjoy foreign semen
>>65488896
>>65488896
>when you can taste the sweet taste of rot and decay but you still sucking
WE STAND AT ITS FEEEEEEET
AND STARE IT STRAIGHT IN THE EEEEEEYE
>Nine weeks pregnant
>A child carrying a child
>Eight weeks dead
>Both of them
recc me some groovy bleg medal like late gorgoroth
>ylykys metal edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_441wv4FKm4
BLACK METAL SUCKS
>>65488932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-xcI0YEurI
eh...
WARNING!
OFFENDED NEO-THRASHERS MAY TREAD UPON THIS POINT
QUICKLY RIFFING ON ONE NOTE IS SURELY SOMETHING TO ASTOUND
>>65488961
>this point = your mom
I have a hard question. I need name for a finnish black metal band/album. I remember it was hand drawn cover where lonely peasant was walking towards a cabin.
>>65488945
>>65488983
>Black Metal
>>>/out/
>>65488952
phil fuck off
>>65488895
I'll have you know that the band is not named Ebu Gogo.
DUDE HOW DO YOU LIKE MY SUICIDAL TENDENCIES SNAP BACK? MY MOM GOT IT FOR MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I HAD TO SAVE UP MONEY FOR MY EXODUS SNAPBACK
>>65488984
>egu gogo gutting the poseur.jpg
>>65489011
Ebu Gogo - Correcting the Poster
>>65488983
this?
DUDE DO YOU LIKE MY LEATHER JACKET ? AND MY LEATHER BOOTS ? AND MY LEATHER TRINKETS ? AND MY PLASTIC AXE ? AND MY PLASTIC SKULL ?
IT COSTED ME 20K NOK
HAIL SATIN
>>65489015
This post was brought to you by the Djent defense force.
>mfw black falsies
>>65489015
I quit like it, Pablo-Chuan. So what do you think of this Testament backpatch? The jeans jacket I got from my grandma in Mexico, that's why it's so dirty, but that's fine so other people think I've gotten around a lot already LOL *high five*
>>65489061
pshh!
posers!
>>65489038
Based anon, you are awesome! Thank you!
>>65489015
pretty sick, bro
I'm jelly
>>65489087
Someone please shop a cock in his hand.
>>65489091
Dude, I literally just googled "finnish black metal".
>mfw blackie thinks blag metal is kool xD
>mfw Powerfags are falseflagging as black metallers
It's aright though, you are fighting the good fight
>>65489114
no, Hunter is pure
>>65489087
Who's this cute girl?
>>65489132
I laughed
>>65489115
Too simple I see
>>65489146
>not equally defending black metal AND power metal
>>65489132
pretty much
>>65489172
POWER BLACK FRIENDSHIP TIL I DIE
>>65489132
that's literally me atm desu
i feel so fucking embarrassed for laughing at this shit
>>65489146
I'm an atmoshitter and I false flag as a powerfag
>>65489152
The new king of the rap game
https://kelvalhaal.bandcamp.com/releases
Kel Valhaal is the name of the logical agency of faith and acephalic becoming in the The Ark Work, a gesamtkunstwerk which lives at the threshold between philosophical materialism and religion. It is also the moniker for the electronic project I’ve had going since 2010, though I’ve never done an official release until now. The aim of the project is to activate transcendental catharsis using the elements of sound design, and to gnaw on formal and cultural deadlocks between electronic music, rock, rap and classical music. Ultimately these are means of activating a creative-emotive state of divine intuition that is attuned to the object of ultimate concern: what the mystics call the “gift of tears”.
“If Liturgy is a vehicle for grand rock albums, Kel Valhaal is more low key, more of an ongoing flicker;; less finely wrought, with more frequent and shorter releases, more variation, less consistency, more experimentation.
“This music should be approached as one of three wings of a rotating vortex of music, thought and drama called The Perichoresis. Taking up the legacy of American Transcendentalism and German Romanticism with all its contradictory attraction and repulsion to/from underground music culture, the project has a horizon that is ethical, political, and eschatological. Kel Valhaal in part functions to ground Transcendental Qabala (a system of thought) as is also in part the manifestation of Aesthethics (an art practice). These three wings of the Perichoresis propel the ongoing drama of The Ark Work, which is a messianic intervention into global destiny.
>>65489180
is that dick circumcised?
I stole my single mothers jeans jacket she worse when she got reached around at punk festivals during the 80's and stitched a Kreator back patch onto it
THRASH TIL I DIE \m/
>>65489210
T R A N S C E N D E N T A L
I skullfucked a goat for satan then killed myself
Trve Kvlt forever \m/
>>65489240
That's metal as fuck
>>65488932
I know it's a meme here but Mgła - Exercises in Futility.
>>65489038
Great band and album by the way, saw them live earlier this year.
I killed a goat for satan then skullfucked myself
Trve kvlt forever \m/
>>65489210
>tfw you'd unironically plug him
I skullfucked satan then killed myself and a goat
Trve Kvlt forever \m/
>>65489210
I got stuck talking to a guy at a festival once who went on for hours about his cycle of high fantasy novels just like this. He wasn't a hot girl though so it wasn't as good
>>65489270
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA 10/10
I WENT TO A TANKARD SHOW YESTERDAY AND GOT SO WASTED DUDE I DRANK A LOT OF BEER BUT THE MOSH WAS AWESOME AND WE HAD LOTS OF FUN DUDE I ALSO FUCKED PABLOS MOM LAST NIGHT
THRASH TIL I DIE \m/
>>65489279
Same
I'm straight btw
i memed a meme
do you meme the meme?
>all of this shit just because thrashers are butthurt nobody voted thrash in a stupid strawpoll.
Any caveman metal out there?
DUDE YESTERDAY I RECORDED ME MASTURBATING 2 CHORDS WITH A BURNT TOASTER IN THE MIDDLE OF SIBERIA
Trve Kvlt forever \m/
I satankilled a goat for myself then skulled a fuck
Trve Kvlt forever \m/
>>65489316
The masses are asses
Quality for the elite
>>65489316
I assumed they were just trying to keep the shitposting going, nobody actually likes thrash right?
>>65489317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ILoGcSxCAY
If a Meal song had samples of this...dear God.
This is going to get worse before it gets better, right?
DUDE FUCK THE INSTITUTIONS AND FUCK THE HATERS
DO YOU SEE THIS UGLY FOLDED SNAPBACK? THAT'S MY FUCKING SIGN DUDE! I DON'T FUCKING MESS AROUND MEET ME IN THE FUCKING MOSHPIT YOU STUPID ELITIST
THRASH TIL I DIE \m/
>>65489270
BLS STOB
>>65489340
>the most popular form of extreme metal
>for the elite
I satanically skullfucked a goat myself
Trve Kvlt forever \m/
This thread is out of fucking control
>>65489317
try bogo gogo and his cutthroat gang
FUCKING SLAYEEEEEERRRR!
THRASH FOREVER THRASH TIL I DIE \m/
>>65489363
>extreme metal
>>65489349
>Americans
>>65489396
>metal
I took a piece of stainless steel and polished it until it twinkled like the stars.
>Mfw the most generic song from God Hates us All still has better songwriting than the average black metal song
Gb2/b/
>>65489349
that is the trvest guy I've ever seen
literally spent 50 years in a forest making the earth vibrate
>>65489400
>*grunts*
>>65489317
>>65489388
ignore this guy, Bobo Bolinsky's 'Grafting all the Time' is the pinnacle cavemanmeal
>>65489396
Thrash borders on extreme metal, it really depends on the band which way it goes
>>65489270
underrated post
>>65489429
Most isn't
>>65489423
rrRRRRRRRRRm
>thrash
>extreme metal
More like extremely shit metal
>>65489381
I'm just glad we're past past gojira and vektor
>Black
>Good
>>65489469
rrrRRRRRRmm
Me and my wife's son both enjoy Havok, is there a way for us to see them live?
OVER THERE IN NORWAY ALL CHURCHES ARE BURNT DOWN
LET'S GO DRESSED UP AND ACT LIKE CLOWNS
GO
If Bjork did a Metal what would it sounds like and what would be the lyrics?
Starting a thread based on a meme was a mistake.
>>65489512
bjorknigger fucking sucks go fuck yourself and die
>the most extreme thing a thrash metal band ever did is push over a fence or throw his little sisters plush out of the window after getting yelled at by his stepdad
>>65489512
sporkcore.
ARMBAND SPIKES 2 FEET LONG
BLACK METAL CONSCIOUS FASHION SHOW
>>65489548
>quoting Lich King
>the kings of neo-thrashers
lmao
>>65489512
It would sound like bluesy hard rock, feature bjorn "speed" strid and have lyrics about fucking a dead girl
>>65489539
t.ricardo
>>65489564
>lmao
cuck, go back to munching dead corpses you neanderthal snownigger
Why is every Thrasher part of a minority?
Because they enjoy eating shit
Why is every Blacker an edge lord ?
Because his step-dad makes him suck his BBC everynight
>>65489512
Something like this probably:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AgEkdh9TJc
>unironically being a black meal defener against a pizza thrash band's lyrics.
MWAAAAAH THE FRENCH
>>65489618
>edge lord
SHIT
thrashers seem to be frequenting /v/
lol
They make a pretty good point
>thrash babbies and bleg medal fedoras fighting all out shitposting war
>glorious deathmeal master race sitting high and dry
JUST AS PLANNED
U
S
T
A
S
P
L
A
N
N
E
D
>>65489658
really made me think
>>65489649
lol
>Blacker resorts to memmery and fallacies
As expected from people who shove plastic bootleg Laotian warhammers into their buttholes
>>65489658
That's not a point; that's a question. My answer is yes.
>>65489671
i'm a death head falseflagging as a blag medal friend because they are our friends
>>65489658
Damn...
Memers and cavemen can stay in this thread.
Everyone else:
>>65489635
>>65489671
>implying it's not samefagging
>>65489697
Thrash is closer to DM than BM
>>65489679
the difference is that we don't worship these fucks, one of the most popular thrash bands was founded by a nine year old kid
>>65489701
Fuck off kid
>>65489697
they'll be grand, the memers will move on soon
http://www.strawpoll.me/10424058
>mfw he's defending what killed metal
Corpseniggers out
>>65489718
Enslaved was founded by a 13 year old
>>65489701
That'll only make shitposting worse because now, instead of one shitty /v/ thread, there'll be two shitty /v/ threads. The best thing to do is wait until about 250 posts in for the shitposting to fizzle then start making something of value, by the time the thread hits bump limit the new thread won't be affected by the shitposting momentum of the earlier one.
>>65489743
>bands like Darkthrone killed metal
>whereas bands like Metallica tried to desperately keep it alive
>>65489735
ameriniggers ofc
>>65489735
murrica hours are always the highest intensity of boring forced shit. claps don't know how to be funny desu
All of the hipster garbage /metal/ memes are Black Metal derivatives
THRASH IS GOOD AND
FUN
U
N
>Literally nothing but shitposting
I guess it's time to leave /metal/ for another month, although I've done that before and it didn't really help. What the hell happened here? We only have to go like a year back in time and /metal/ was a really good general. Now, at least the last 6 months have been just shitposting and nothing else.
>>65489735
I seriously think its underage faggots who think "trolling" is funny.
>>65489807
>good
debatable
>fun
no
>>65489808
>waah waaahwaaah
kys yourself
>>65489819
>Thrash
>not fun
Did the toxic fumes of your chinese corpsepaint make you delusional ?
>>65489807
DUDE BEER LMAO
>this entertains the thrasher
>>65489768
Point taken. I'll keep that in mind next time.
>>65489735
the memeing kinda died down when the americans went to sleep. plus thrash vs black in general is america vs europe/
>>65489841
*unsheathes katana*
>>65489842
DUDE SATAN LMAO
>this entertains the cuck
>>65489808
That black metal thread was good while it lasted.
>23 posters
>>65489735
>implying it's not underaged yuropoors
Goddamn take a gender studies class
at least they teach how not to confound your results
>>65489808
>What the hell happened here?
>Significantly smaller cranium capacity
>Mental retardation
>Mimicking advanced behaviours
>He who eats anything
>Human meat
>Entrails of the child
>mfw black sceners
How are you anybetter than -core or butt rock goths
>>65489867
Yes, we all know that it's just a couple of underage posters shitting up the general.
>>65489843
>>65489862
drop the name field faggot
I just want to listen to metal and play doom all day
>>65489867
Fug
>black metal head
>more like gives a black guy head
>black metal head
>more like nigger head
>>65489808
no dmshareguy to keep this shitty place proper and tidy
Now that the dust has settled, what do we think of T(h)rash Metal?
Black metal is cuck incarnate
>>65489946
>listens to KMFDM once
>moor metal
>>65489951
kind of outdated tbhs
still do like me some fast riffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KZhOQX8_3A
>Black metal
>>65489988
>>65490030
when will you stop samefagging you stupid sandnigger?
>>65489951
New Death Angel was pretty cool, but I liked the previous one better.
>mfw I only ever knew one dedicated blackmeal guy
>he was in his 40s and always dressed in stereotypical blackmeal gear
>never saw him any less than completely hammered/coked up in the years we went to the same pub
>used to tell all the local teenager metalcore/punk bands they were shit and scream 'fuck off' while they were playing
he was pretty based tbqh
>>65490043
>Black Metal
>>65490061
kek
>>65490061
>stereotypical blackmeal gear
are we talking nail spikes and bandoleers or just corpsepaint?
Now that the shitposting ended (for now), what do you think of pic related ?
>>65490154
the whole shebang, bullet belts, gauntlets and leather jeans/long as fuck straggly dyed black hair. he didn't actually wear corpsepaint though
No More Color>Mental Vortex
>>65490180
I always thought the cover looked like a really fucked up hot dog.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/340770
>>65490532
Trvly Kvlt :^)
>>65490532
>no gojira
shit game
Ditching their shitty af vocalist is the first thing a djent band should do to elevate their music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isAjqgqBS4w
>Here lies their love all cut, the young daughter in the dust
>Victim of primate lust
>Slowly spewing pus
>>65490180
>shitposting has ended
>posts shit
I read a lot of slipknot lyrics and I really cannot make any sense of them at all.
I think he just writes edgy shit and sings well
>>65491346
Wanna get Predator'd bro ?
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THEREE
>>65491358
>Go drill your deserts, go dig your graves
>Then fill your mouth with all the money you will save
ANOTHER DAY IN THE DARK
NO
NOOOO
ah yes
"black metal"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwgZj8v1j9U
could I have just a bit more fuzz please?
>>65490532
wth is Mare Cognitum doing in there
"Here I sit at the fire
Liquor's bitter flames warm my languid soul
Here I drink alone and remember
A graven life, the stain of her memory
In this cup, love's poison
For love is the poison of life
Tip the cup, feed the fire,
And forget about useless fucking hope"
>>65491358
>Here we go again motherfucker
>Come on down and see the idiot right here
>Too fucked to beg and not afraid to care
>Whats the matter with calamity anyways?
>Right?
> Get the fuck out of my face
>>65491491
to fill in the kvlt band quota
>>65491358
>I haven't slept since I woke up. And found my whole life was a lie, motherfucker
>>65491538
>I haven't slept since I woke up.
Like what are you supposed to do when you wake up? To back to sleep again?
>>65491538
>I haven't slept since I woke up
>>65489658
that tweet gets straight to the dam point
>>65491503
I have legit sniffled to this
>>65491538
>I haven't slept since I woke up
>>65491381
yeah sure
>The carrion worms are holding a feast
>Craniums with barely some skin on them
>The corpse as skinny as a skeleton
>She is mighty pretty
>Touching gently her awesome body
>All ribs under her skin revealed
>Just gorgeous
>Matching the grey bone structure of the walls
>A woman's death, perfected
>The empty shell is being torn and worn
Post >yfw haven't slept since you woke up
>>65491800
>Needle enters vaginal skin, thick black stitches secure her quim. Menstrual blood streams from the interlocking seams.
>Pheremone reeking, the fucking slut screaming. External organs slashed, sliding a knife edge up the gash.
>Obliterated flange stitched for stimulation. The surgical pleasures of pharaonic circumcision.
>>65491800
>>65491800
>>65491800
>>65491800
>>65488820
Rip in peace kimbo slice
>>65491800
Wouldn't that just be my actual face? Because I have not in fact gone to sleep since waking up this morning.
Altars of Madness slowed down 30%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpILjYKEEiM
Homo neanderthalensis
A physically impressive species
Long ago, ancient ones were all foes
Struggle to survive
Systematic cannibalism
Pushed to Extinction
Anatomical beauties / monsters
A flattened cranium with a heavy brow ridge above large eye sockets
Higher muscle mass, wars among the proto-humans will last
Evolution's created perfect butchers
It's the lawless extremity of nature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx7BRmMWaYQ
>>65492100
still better than incantation
>>65492100
This is surprisingly good
Thovghts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhuu1Q9pcDM
>>65492332
looking forward to it
>>65491358
>Everybody wants to be so hard
>Are you real or a second rate sports card?
>They all lost their dad or their wife just died
>They never got to go outside - SHUT UP
>>65492518
most /metal/ lyricist
>>65492332
>you will never party with Famine in Paris
>>65492588
most spastic lyricist for sure
>>65492627
he's not the lyricist we deserve, but the lyricist we need now
>>65492246
What's wrong with Incantation? :(
>>65492332
here's hoping it's not shitty party black metal, looking forward to it
>>65492332
I know that famine will fucking noscope 360 crossbow headshot me but i cannot take baguettespeak seriously.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock up a dead girl's ass
>>65492815
Nobody in Europe takes baguettes or baguettespeak seriously
>>65491358
>understand I cant feel anything
>it isn't like I wanna sift through the decay
>I feel like a wound
>and like I got a fucking gun against my head
>you live when I'm dead
>Understand i dont feel anything
>I feel like a wound
Why dont these kind of people just kill themselves
>>65492815
>>65492849
French is the best sounding European language tb h
and no, I'm not french
>>65492941
Then entire world should adopt 1 language. Way easier, i vote english.(from the netherlands, our language is fucking shit)
>>65492941
>and no, I'm not french
Sure thing Abel
>>65492893
>that top pic
Why would you self harm if you don't like it?
I mean, I get it if you start out liking it and get addicted but if you cut yourself everytime you get hurt but don't actually like it what are you even doing
>>65492941
it's fucking gay
>>65492941
beast at sounding like having a cock in their mouths everytime baguettespeak is uttered.
>>65493012
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
>>65493012
>Why would you self harm if you don't like it?
Attention, obviously. People who self harm for real are usually really nonchalant about it or really shy about it so they hide it
>>65492979
I'm scandinavian but our languages don't sound good.
Norwegian is silly
Danish is bland
Swedish is, well, it's Swedish
I guess Icelandic is pretty cool tho
>>65493012
Self Harm is a disease. I dated an emo for half a year, and she was into that shit. When she shaved her pussy she cut around her hips and lower abdomen. Fucking disgusting to see when you eating that pussy.
Fucking emo's need to stop thinking they are Special.
>>65493012
because
>I haven't seen a lotta reasons to stop it
>I can't just drop it
>>65493086
>Norwegian is silly
Norwegian, to me (German) sounds like a mixture of Danish and Dutch, while Danish for me is probably what I would consider the stereotypical Scandinavian language.
>>65493181
please be in a dsbm band.
>>65493080
I honestly thought that cutting yourself for attention was a meme and people didn't actually do it.
I've self harmed myself but I'd hide it because of the massive stigma.
It just felt really good, a lot of the time, I'd pretty much get high off of the adrenaline and whatever other stuff gets released. I also liked the aesthetic (and still do) but that's probably mostly because I have a blood fetish
>tfw seeing Nocturnal Depression in August
I have a weak spot for that shitty band, simply because they are the first tape I ever got in a trade, I just told the guy to give me whatever
>>65493181
>Cant just drop it
Weak
>I haven't seen a lotta reasons to stop it
Everyone who has a brain thinks you are an attention seeking faggot.
Attacking your own body is the most retarded thing you can do, and you should be removed from the human genepool.
>>65493181
but it doesn't make you feel good?
>>65488885
>neo-thrash with lame Phil Anselmo impersonator vocals
Damn, I'll just put on Rust In Peace if I want that shit.
>>65493255
>I honestly thought that cutting yourself for attention was a meme and people didn't actually do it.
See, I used to cut and still do it from time to time, but I just want to feel myself rip into my own flesh and play around with the skin, I have cut my veins on the lower side of the arm once and got no pleasure from it, it doesn't feel good, because you don't have to cut hard enough to see results.
For me, everyone who cuts their underarm is a faggot.
Can someone recommend me songs like Metallica's 'to live is to die' and 'call of ktulu'?
For some reason both make me feel very strong feels.
>no meems plz
