Bandmate's coming over and the house is empty, so it's time for one of these.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LRjiD4A2KD
Post lyrics to a song, yours or otherwise, and a fellow mutant will sing them.
Giovana we could last a little longer
Gazing at the steel structure
Over Gif
Giovana you could remember
That 6th of November
Or that last kiss
You believed in me
Sincerely
And everything in the world
It keeps spinning around
Headed to the beach
Waves crashing by
We got each other for another night
But this time we're together
With a thousand things in our mind
>>65485872
I'd love it if you could make this a song m8
Also poetry. Or script. Or whatever, really. Post mostly whatever.
>>65485928
I have to go pick up my bandmate, but we'll get to it as soon as she's here.
>>65486060
Awesome dood
Lakeshore
The waters high again this year
It rose up above the dock again
And swallowed up the yard
Remember how we walked out 100 yards
And it never got any more than waist deep?
Front door
Wouldn't open from inside
(no matter how we tried)
Snowed in
It all drifted up outside
If it wasn't 8 feet high
Then it wasn't an inch
But last year we saw clear ground
In january
Clear ground in january
I miss all those bad memories
And hate how this feels so much
Like the wrong ending
To the right story...
How I keep holding out for you
and who's that?
people here call him 'that Dan who says Damn"
why?
a long time ago Dan used to come here at the skatepark to watch freestyle trick comptetitions.
He became notorious for having very strong reactions to every trick. He would always say "DAMN" when he liked what he saw. Quickly, his reactions became the measuring stick by which every competitor was judged. If it was a really good sequence of tricks, he would repeat "Damn!" many times, sometimes up to a few minutes...
- but didn't you say the skate scene has been dead for many years now? Why is he still standing here, and who is he saying 'DAMN'to?
-well,as urban legend has it, one time there was a competition, and the legendary skater Tony Eagle was in town. He had heard about Dan, and wanted to impress him so much that he says DAMN longer than he ever has before.
And he did. His tricks were so sick, that even now, centuries later, Dan is still saying 'damn'
-but how does he survive that long? does he eat and drink? and why is does he keep turning sideways and back when saying 'damn'?
-nobody knows how he survives. people say he can't die until he has finnished his business of saying 'damn'. And the reason he keeps turning around to say damn, is... that he always says it to the one who had impressed him. 1690 miles towards the direction he turns, is where the grave of Tony Eagle lies.
-damn
>>65485872
working on it m8 sorry
Alone and sitting in the middle of her pain,
Thinking sour feelings everyday,
She would befriend anything that mends lost chances in time,
She would never find,
Growing crooked,
The smaller of the same,
Showed me things i thought everything was there in line with them,
She would never find out,
Mane has opened...
Blowing snow and...
Laughing with her
>>65487085
Don't worry I expected this to take a little while, thanks!
>>65487224
>>65485872
I've had a cold or allergies for the past 4 weeks
someone send help
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZJ5MRYUBFc
This is the shoegaze song
Beep beep stomp
the ground is a pedal
Sound derivative of metal
Its the shoegaze song
Yeah yeah yeah
And its not that long
No no no
Cause shoegaze is fit for the
Radio!
Oh oh oh
Playing real slow
Ooo ooo ooo
Staring at my shoes
The glory of this genre's only just begun!
Lets make a wonky jam and have some fun!
>>65486894
oi m8 her yah go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mWqm7y8LNe
>>65487280
Thank youu!! Sounds gorgeous!! Congrats!
>>654868947
>>65487723
This is amazingg
>>65486950
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C4uX8yRFfS
My favorite one.
>>65487819
congrats on what? My forever cold?
Thanks bruh
>>65487875
Thanks chika
>>65487916
Do you have a bandcamp?
>>65488012
Just a crappy one with one song from three years ago.
We're terrible at recording.
We can record one of our songs that we haven't put out yet really quick.
If you want
I don't know.
Thanks
http://ballisticsqueeze.bandcamp.com/
>>65487916
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C4uX8yRFfS
Nice, never thought one of the random shits I wrote a years ago would ever turn into something ;o
The continent of Atlantis was an island
Which lay before the great flood
In the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean
So great an area of land that from her western shores
Those beautiful sailors journeyed to the south
And the North Americas with ease
In their ships with painted sails
To them East Africa was a neighbor
Across a short strait of sea miles
The great Egyptian age is but a remnant of the Atlantian culture
The antediluvian kings colonized the world
All the Gods who play in the mythological dramas
In all legends from all lands were from far Atlantis
Knowing her fate, Atlantis sent out ships
To all corners of the Earth, on board were the
Twelve, 'The poet, the physician, the farmer, the scientist
The magician and the other so-called Gods of our legends'
Though Gods they were
And as the elders of our time choose to remain blind
Let us rejoice and let us sing
And dance and ring in the new
Hail Atlantis
ME and my new IFEF friends were scouring the city streetz at night, looking for more chums to battle. I had joined up with them earlier today, when they noticed me at the annual finger extension festival. Their leader, nicknamed Extendo, said he could see straight away that I was a class above the other extenders. Supposedly, my special palm technique was only ever used in the pro FE circles - no simple amateur was ever seen using it. He asked if I had thought about going pro myself. Of course I had. I said 'yes'.
Extendo owned a team called "Extendo's Extenders Club".EEC for short. He said he would be delighted to welcome me in. EEC was nothing special though. Their last trophy is from 244 years ago, and it was sitting alone in their trophy cabinet. I wasn't discouraged, in fact, I thought that would be the perfect environment for me. There I could grow under no pressure.
And so we went out that night for my 'test run'. After easily beating the hobos on the street, it was time for my first real competition. We went into the town's main Finger Salon. Unlike the festival, where you'd meet mostly ameteurs, this here was the real thing. Just to get inside the gym, you had to be able to extend your finger a whole 10 inches trough the keyhole. That's a solid year of training progress. Easy for me though, and for the rest of my new EEF teammates...
>>65487095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fkxj4XM9TP
Help me
progressive overloading on volume causes hypertrophy... its not something that only occurs in the 8-12 range.
Volume is a function of the following in no specific order (and i'm not saying they are all equally weighted factors either in optimising hypertrophy over the long term):-
- rep tempo
- weight
- reps
- sets
- rest time between sets
Hypertrophy is achievable with pretty much any rep range between 1-12, subject to progressive overload on volume.
hey i just wrote this i hope you are still doing these and i didn't waste my 5 min
the pen is mightier than the sword
my penis might say you're a bore
why did i pay for this whore
The hourglass ticks
Don't have time for ho's and tricks
Don't got time
FOR THOSE TRICKS
THE DICK HAS AN EXPIRY DATE
THE DICK HAS AN EXPIRY DATE
THE DICK HAS AN EXPIRY DATE
THE DICK CAN EXPIRE
THE DICK CAN EXPIRE
THE DICK WILL EXPIRE
THE DICK WILL EXPIRE
DON"T DICK AROUND WITH MY DICK
DON"T DICK AROUND WITH MY DICK
OR I FLIP
>>65487617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02nDtCU5I5p
We couldn't for some reason
we gave up
>>65489269
Woah, Beautiful
>>65488256
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MMqORUKjEq
>>65489694
pretty dope
wasn't sure how anyone was gonna turn the lines into phrases ('cause differing lengths and shit)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AUEjzVQwKo
>>65489992
I'll be honest, It killed me.
Though it's interesting, I debated talksinging for this.
>>65485781
>still using vocaroo
use clyp.it
Emergence, such a craft
Wth skin so soft it makes mine crack
Bear your fetid teeth
With love unprincipled
The odor loused the aftermath
The antithesis ran rampant
Share your seraphic
Unless you’re out of luck
>I've been doing a small project with a friend, but it's going slowly. I do the guitar, vocals, drumming, he does the bass. I'm hoping we can finish something by the end of this year though.
>>65489269
Thanks!
>>65488670
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DCJBkoEmFL
Perfect
>>65490183
yeah sure
https://clyp.it/fm5ghnia
I'm never happy with anything I write, but I like this. Pic unrelated.
If you are what you eat,
Then why do we all look like people.
This must mean that we
Have a lot of shit to make up for
In a world full of cannibals,
There is no one without guilt
In a mall full of empty stores,
The lion sleeps tonight.
>>65489008
I feel like my throat is bleeding, I spit all over my skirt and I think the neighbors are about to call the police.
You happy?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05hQTTyJIsR
>>65490187
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uxhaWaacmV
Good luck man, we're having the same issue.
>>65491148
yes. not what i had in mind but you did well
>>65491558
you wrote in caps man what else was I supposed to do
sorry if I broke your ears.
slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
>>65491593
no, i loved the screaming, but i expected a male singer (because he probably feels the pain of knowing his dick will stop working)
>>65490691
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iGVBuuFoU1
Why am I screaming so much in this thread?
Keep writing, we all hate what we make.
>>65491637
That is 100% why I was the one to sing it rather than my band mate.
>>65491740
I actually really enjoyed that. Thank you.
>>65491594
Rofl...Festering in anger over your keyboard, beads of sweat formulating over your brow as you struggle to articulate your infantile emotions. Clearly my feelings on the subject matter to you judging from the gravity of your response. You are so weak. I dismiss you, peasant. Lmao don't bother replying I'm exiting out of the thread as soon as I post this.
[X] Served
[ ] Not served
>>65491740
If you could just sing the words "You're listening to DJ High Functioning Stroke" that would be incredible.
>>65491594
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ciJnM2WbcT
>>65492166
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GlZvvlMS9v
>>65492243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JtGdnaOE7T
pls listen 2 all ove dis
Knowledge
It Mean Wise Words being Spoken
to get this rhyme to you thousands of laws have been broken
the laws of state, country and universe
couldn't prevent me from creating this verse
versatile versachi ching chong man
come and suck my ding dong senpai
>>65492689
forgot to say - was wondering if you can try a more hiphop style for this one
also 'senpai' is supposed to be 'f a m'
>>65492671
Holy shit thank you. The DJ High Functioning Stroke song is amazing
>>65492671
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ciJnM2WbcT
nice but what are you singing at the end? couldn't make it out
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GlZvvlMS9v
nice twist ;o were you being spanked?
>>65492689
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jm8LgBMeCW
Sorry, we don't have FL or anything to actually make beats.
>>65492845
We tried to do as many things as possible
>>65492888
Two Headed Boy.
Meme songs yo.
No. She's just a really good actress.
>>65493013
Oh so you've listened to one of the DJ High Functioning Stroke songs before?
Holy shit. That's awesome.
>>65493044
never
>>65493179
OH okey
They're basically fake live sets that I make in order to encourage me to open up FL Studio and learn how to use it.
I do them mostly just for /mu/ albums.
So I was looking down the street and saw this girl
and she was...beautiful
good thing she didn't look my way because my mouth was full...
of DICKS...
[put some god tier guitar here]
So I was scrolling on the facebook and saw this pic
of a girl who i'm guessing, likes the dick
just like me, wee wee
just like me, weee weee
[some space before the next verse]
i know i shouldn't, but damn you really got me going
and if you look at my pants, you'll notice it's showing
the weather is cold, this week it's been snowing
so i need you
to keep me
warm
hey baby
come and degrade me
hey baby
come and degrade me
so much head
it's all in my head
so much head
it's all in my head
>>65492671
BTW thanks for having an amazing voice for this
https://soundcloud.com/thehousemusicguywithmusic/dj-high-functioning-stroke-intro-a
spoken word self help pls
If you are not ashamed of a person you were a year ago, you're not growing enough, you're not pushing yourself hard enough
How you do anything is how you do EVERYTHING.
''Until you learn your lessons, I will continue to deliver discipline." -life/nature
“You cannot be an attractive and life-changing presence to some people without being a joke or an embarrassment to others. You simply can’t. You have to be controversial to succeed.
When you make demands from the universe, you must make demands equal in magnitude from yourself.
Women. They've got half the money in the world and all the pu$$y.
Waste time and time will waste you.
“Am I focusing on minimizing the pains or am I focused on obtaining the pleasures of such wonder?”
The zest of life is in the roll of the dice.
The more you do, the more there is.
You can believe in god, but still, do lock your door.
Your personality is a piece of art, not a cage
You create it, you're not stuck in it
Charly Musonda, remember the name.
'Time traveling' seems exciting but it isn't. You can time travel all your life and then suddenly you are dead without ever having lived in the present moment, the only moment that exists.
Whenever mentally strong people find themselves time traveling they take a step back. They said, "What can I do right now to help others" instead of wasting time regretting the past or worrying about the future.
Don't look to find the end of the road when you are still at the very first step.
"Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?"
I answered, “One.”
“No,” he responded. “Five. Why? Because there’s a difference between deciding and doing!”
Stop worrying so much. – Worry will not strip tomorrow of its burdens, it will strip today of its joy. One way to check if something is worth mulling over is to ask yourself this question: “Will this matter in one year’s time? Three years? Five years?”
fuck you zuchinni
you made me fuck up my finger nail
knives are sharp and slipp'ry
so it's pretty fucking dangerous to fail
I just wanted to make some God damn soup
with may favorite squash - yellow and green
and maybe some mushrooms too
but then you gotta be all like "fuck this kid's finger nail"
so my hate for you is true
so fuck you zuchinni
it still kinda hurts, you asshole
you're such an ugly meany
I hope Santa gives you some coal
the soup is still good, but I gotta keep in mind
that there's some keratin floating in there
so if I eat it I may be a cannibal unrefined
this kinda ruins the entire soup
and now I'm afraid to let my friends partake
of my soup made partially of humankind
FUCK YOU ZUCHINNI
(pic related)
>>65493863
can you post ur butt?
>>65491528
Holy fuck I'm loving this, thank you so much
Bout to move cities next week on my mom
And I'm done smoking weed till I find a job
I stay calm, even under stress
Finna block out the kush, give my lungs a rest
Start running everyday, maybe work on my chest
Now I, don't believe in gods or goddesses
Listen to this flow tell me who the hottest is
Aye, you got the questions, I got the answers
I know how you feel, lost someone to cancer
Don't nobody care, what's on your mind
So don't waste time
Finna stay based, all day and night
Finna go hard, till I end my life
A while back I was depressed cause my life sucked
No job, no friends, no girl that I could wife up
Than I started getting sick of runnin round with the locusts
Hit the books, kicked the kush a clear head to focus
Earth seemed hopeless, so i moved to the stars
My only purpose in life, is to live for God... I think
wrote this on the bus today, if someone would like to rap it go ahead
>>65493285
>>65493631
That's cool, dude. Have fun
>>65493464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oB9XnmhC7s
>>65494745
Thank you for listening!
>>65493774
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OV07W9DzFH
Here ya go
Elegant
How does she move with such grace?
A contradiction to life
She wears a porcelain face
Fervent
There is a in her heart
And she loves in a world
That has torn me apart
Selfless
She cannot love herself
When she would give all that she has
To everyone else
She is gone
And I can't feel her anymore
Leaves of spring now brittle as fall
Her breeze no longer dances inside these four walls
>>65493863
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1moGNXK6nYi
Man that's some shit.
bamp
>>65485872
November 6th is my birthday desu
>>65485781
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>65496187
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rJ9x2Kf3iq
Thank you for the serious lyrics.
>>65499893
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rJ9x2Kf3iq
That was really cool to listen to. Nice job on "light" in her heart, too. That's what went there.
