>What is it with you boys and that word? I'm going to shave you bald, young man, until you learn that hair is not a right, it's a privilege.
>>65476313
kek
>>65476313
Accurate.
>America: First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women
>To alcohol...the cause of...and solution...to all of life's problems
>The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes.
>Wait a minute... statue of liberty... that was our planet!
>They have the internet on computers now?!
>>65477413
kek
I love these threads so much. They always die before their time :(
>>65477614
exactly, you can get some really great keks outta these threads
>Anyone who speaks German can't be bad
>>65477742
>Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins
>Homer Simpson, smiling politely
>Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
>Take that, mom!
>Take that, dad! Send me to a psychiatrist, will you!
>Take that Dr. Sally Waxler!
>"Are you a registered voter?"
>I'm a registered... something
>>65478284
>Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day
>That's not my uncle Lou, and this man's not dead
>That's what I've been trying to tell you!
>>65478363
10/10
>Donuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food!
>I sleep in a racing car, do YOU?
>I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
>If you need me, I'll be in the refrigerator
>I used to be with "it", but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it", and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me
![Meghan_Trainor_-_Title_(Official_Album_Cover)[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qXPbgSG.png "Meghan_Trainor_-_Title_(Official_Album_Cover)[1].png")
>Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!
Don't cry for me I'm already dead.
>Oh man! You kissed a girl? That is so gay!
>>65478998
>One day it'll happen to you!
(get it? because Smashing Punpkins were what was "cool" in that episode?)
>But my mom says I'm cool!
![Pink_Floyd_-_The_Endless_River_(Artwork)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9dDofrr.jpg "Pink_Floyd_-_The_Endless_River_(Artwork)[1].jpg")
>Well, if by "wank" you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time!
>God bless mommy, and daddy, and Laramie cigarettes!
![1496552[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5Xeyk4D.jpg "1496552[1].jpg")
>Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish. Then why'd I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
>Why did you take me to a gay steel mill?
>It's a boy! And what a boy!
>That's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.
>GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE
>Aurora Borealis
>All right, here's the four-one-one, folks. Say some gangster is dissing your fly-girl. You just give him one of these.
>Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels
Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge: Well, honey, when I...
Homer: Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all. I like you as a friend... I think we should see other people... I no speak English...
Lisa: I get the idea.
Homer: I'm married to the sea... I don't want to kill you, but I will.
>>65479213
>AURORA BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR? AT THIS TIME OF DAY? IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?
>yes.
>... May I see it?
>no.
>Go banana!
So, basically, I met one nice French person.
>Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I danced with a gay.
>Boy, everyone is stupid except me
>Well, I hope you've learnt your lesson, Lisa: never help anyone.
>If you can't build a robot, be a robot!
>>65476313
Not bad.
