Old thread >>65459390
Fat women
Black women
Bjorn "Speed" Strid
Vektor
Black metal sucks
>>65464234
bjorn speed strid
>>65464231
I don't listen to power metal
I just shit on it
except when other people shit on it then I defend it
I like to keep this meme genre 100% meme
>>65464244
>not listening to virgin power metal
>not playing d&d with your friends
>not embracing the autism
>>65464100
i want this to be real
Reposting this glorious thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp9SDaIdGmg
me on the left
>>65464295
>>65464295
Ironic power metal is cancer
The only good power metal album is Under the Grey Banner
>>65464311
Me on the right but unironically
>>65464294
THIS IS MY HOUSE
THESE ARE MY RULES
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND POST ME SOME
P R O O F
R
O
O
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MocvCDP9Zk
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE!?
>>65464295
is he quoting lotr?
>>65464271
the thing about that album is that
a. It's actually good
b. It won't change your views on power metal. If you've never listened but listen to /metal/ memes. It's probably the most stereotypically power metally power metal album of all time. This is a major part of why it's actually good, in fact.
>>65464323
Twilight Force aren't ironic. They're just silly but aware that they're silly.
>>65464341
I wonder if Phil laughed his fucking head off if he heard this.
>>65464295
Damn...
>hipsters don't listen to power metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIZDFRgJnHo
>>65464323
>he thinks having fun is ironic
>>65464398
>he thinks having fun is fun
>>65464398
>having fun
>>65464295
WHAT IS THIS PRANCE-MOSHING BULLSHIT
THE SINGER IS LITERALLY LEGOLAS
THEY'RE WEARING ELF EARS
THE BASS PLAYER IS ONE OF THE TWINS FROM THE MATRIX RELOADED
THEY'RE ALL LEVEL 100 ROGUES
I'M ONLY 2 MINUTES IN
I'M CRINGING
I'M COVERING MY MOUTH
PUT THAT SWORD DOWN
>>65464387
>>65464387
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMALFAG HIPSTER SHIT POWER METAL IS ALL I HAD YOU FUCKING SHIT AND YOU TAKE IT FROM ME TAKE YOUR SHIRT OF RIGHT NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW FUUUUUUUUCK
>>65464295
the keyboard guy is the best member of this band.
why is the keyboard guy always the coolest member of the band?
THIS FUCKING SHIT IS LIKE THE CHUCK E CHEESE ROBOTS FOR HIPSTERS
>>65464427
>hipster wears Helloween T-shirt
>this somehow undermines my absolute love for the band
w e w
>>65464311
cute tummy. would lick. bad face though.
>>65464450
that keyboard guy at 4:46 is hype as fuck
>>65464427
anon, we know you really just want his shirt of so you can see his hot body
>>65464450
>why is the keyboard guy always the coolest member of the band?
Because we're high functioning autists
>>65464251
drop black girls and add asian girls for the memes
>>65464501
but the entirety of twilight force is high functioning autists
reposting this for no real reason I guess but why not
http://www.deathmetal.org/news/typical-gojira-fan/
>>65464473
I wouldn't expect you to understand normalfaggot
>>65464507
Asian girls are irl memes (they're the memiest womemes), so being a /metal/ meme is implied
>>65464514
THAT FUCKING BAND MAKES BAL-SAGOTH LOOK LIKE SWANS
Yesterday I got really shitfaced and talked to a random stranger on a bus stop about fucking Genesis at like 4 in the morning.
I have never listened to Genesis btw.
>>65464507
i'm telling you, /meal/ and /kpg/ are soulmates
>>65464548
>literally the only Genesis song I know is Land of Confusion
>intimately know the history the band and Peter Gabriel's life story
fucking how
>>65464550
>two of the most degenerate and irremediable generals
>>65464550
nah we hate kshitters
sc2g on the other hand are what we strive to be
>browse /x/
>legitimately get scarred
metal for this feel?
>>65464568
I too switched to talking about Peter Gabriel. Even said that Sledgehammer has a good music video.
Why do I know this crap?
Why do we keep our memes contained to /metal/?
Why don't we force a meme on the entirety of /mu/?
>>65464630
>>65464652
my vote goes to the ovbvious
I thank you, the limit has finally been transgressed. The mirror has been shattered. But what do the splinters reflect?
>the yellow are editing artifacts
>>65464587
what's sc2g like? I used to play a ton of sc2 but I never went there
>>65464645
Do you also get a warm fuzzy feeling watching Peter Gabriel hug Kate Bush?
>>65464708
it's the ultimate bastion of shitposting
https://youtu.be/-sQw3J7Pu2Y
https://youtu.be/jiNmGiWCcEw
anyone knows similar bands?
>>65464682
let's to it man
>>65464740
Braindrill, obviously
Slaughterbox
>>65464740
RYM has em as technical dm and plain old dm, so here are some charts for your bitch ass
https://rateyourmusic.com/customchart?page=1&chart_type=top&type=album&year=alltime&genre_include=1&genres=Technical+Death+Metal&include_child_genres=t&include=both&limit=none&countries=
https://rateyourmusic.com/genre/Brutal+Death+Metal/
>>65464807
>RYM charts
>>65464770
>>65464807
thanks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jens_Kidman
>unique stage presence
>>65464807
>not using RYM charts
>>65464550
word
>>65461036
Help him out?
>>65464921
hot damn. post more metal feet.
>tfw feel my appendix is gonna burst any moment now
metal for this feel?
>>65464958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXmz_AphfGs
>>65464961
yeah i know.
i actually hate death. i think there's confusion because their early work could be considered brutal death metal.
>>65464947
feet. björn "feet" strid
>>65464550
Both of us listen to shitty music, both of us shitpost and meme instead of discussing music because there's nothing relevant to talk about when it comes to our music.
It's like we were meant for each other.
>>65464986
Their early work could be considered death thrash too
also why was that deleted
>I asked him to show me his favorite metal song!
>and it was all like RRRAAAAWWWWWRRR BLLLLLAARRRGGGHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyvWnLPMQ8Y
You have all been blessed by this piece of aural Elysium.
You're welcome.
Essential brocore
>metalcore
>deathcore
>djent
>melodeath
>groove
>>65464550
WE SHOULD TAKE BOTH GENERALS AND COMBINE THEM
Can someone explain this album to me? I don't understand why people like it.
>>65465262
>Essential brocore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes
>>65465287
are you deaf
>>65465362
In my left ear actually
Little gem from your friends in TN.
YALL DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT METAL
YALL DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT PUSSY
YALL SOME YANKEES
SUCK MY DICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM6AT7CI484
>>65465280
Were you there for the crossover thread? It was glorious
>>65465262
I love brocore
I can live with that
>>65465379
Are you me?
>>65465262
>nu-metal
>beatdown
>post-hardcore
>'''''hardcore'''''
>>65465380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvTrOGSJlWY
RED
vektor
>>65464840
Based Jens. I met him at a bar here in is hometown and asked him to do your pic related. He did and we all had a laugh. Cool guy.
>>65465441
NECK
New jute gyte http://jutegyte.bandcamp.com/album/perdurance
First song has a bit of a powerviolence vibe to it
>>65465287
First meshuggah album with 8 strings. Really heavy. Has some really beautiful melodies like in straws pulled at random. Catchy. Idk, it's been my favorite for the past 10 years or so. Changed how I looked at guitar, realized shredding isn't my end goal.
>>65465547
jute gyte es fucking terrible
please support this post
>>65465564
>>65464612
HUEHUEHUE
Any oldfags here remember when European metal zines hyped up Meshuggah as the next Metallica?
Talking about Contradictions Collapse in particular.
>>65465708
It was accurate. Certainly the most innovative thrash metal type thing since them.
>>65465708
At the very least:
Meshuggah>Techwank
Meshuggah>Atmofeces
Meshuggah>>>>>>>>>>Black Metal
>>65465708
It was pure Metallica worship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Btt2q0JOjE
>>65465805
well when they began yeah
Really makes you think
Why is The Satanist such a big pleb magnet?
>>65466271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLC8UPqU4To
>2:42
>EUGH
does this mean that emo is metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2EY6urC4tg
would you classify this as technicool browank?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2EY6urC4tg
Infant Annihilator got a new song out guise
>>65466271
>tfw i enjoy drinking wine
at least i don't own fedoras i guess
>>65466344
>>65466375
good song
>>65466344
>>65466375
>>65465582
That was originally recorded with 7-strings, they had 8-strings made for it but when they got them they were terrible apparently, I guess there wasn't really anyone routinely making 8's at the time, so they went back to the 7's. That version with the blue cover is a re-recorded with 8-strings though
post soothing music for mindraping hangover pls lads. my great grandchildren are gonna be feeling this one
>>65466466
listen to atmoshit
>>65466466
trying to make it topical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXC-n_XVAl8
>>65466453
I don't even like Meshuggah but it's pretty cool that they are the entire reason that 8-strings are mass produced today
>>65466466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHQpJ4umcxk
>>65466466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmHQubsMdlQ
Did someone say S L U D G E W A V E ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SodTVNbw8lA
>>65466466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCLno-mz268
Gojira - Magma
>>65465547
its hella good senpai
read his description on bandcamp
>7 over 8 tempo
>4 over 5 over 6 over 7 tempo
>33 beat hypermeter
>sound collages of experimentation
>the whole thing somehow sounds kind of coherent
>>65465589
kill you're self
>>65466713
>kill you're self
KILL YOU ARE SELF
I want to make a trvesludge chart, but Im too lazy
reposting
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGAiPxYhq9N/?taken-by=mickfeto
>hate wearing black because it absorbs too much heat and pet hair
Metal for this feel?
what a beatiful man
>>65466769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUoq-52weXs
>>65466769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpLbkxEL5bs
wow this is shit
another intelligent thinking man's us""""bm""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKHBzDf7vdg
>>65466503
It was bound to happen once djent started getting really trendy, there's a million little bedroom kiddies with cheap 8-strings and a cracked copy of Cubase making shite
>>65464341
The Blackening wasn't that bad.
But this.
Fuck.
>>65464341
I actually really liked the cover art for Quantum Enigma. But this is Born of Osiris tier.
>>65466656
jesus christ
wew
>>65466960
who cares about artwork lamo
>>65466872
i'm doing this right now, but for my sludgewave overlords
the fuck happened to realmofmetal
>>65467023
actually a pretty cool shirt desu
>>65467023
>You will never have his god-tier beard genes
>>65467026
who cares about corsetcore women lamo
>>65467026
She does have a nice voice, I will say that.
How could Epica improve themselves? This general made me think about how average they are once you strip away the symphonic bits.
>>65467023
Even he can grow a better beard than I can. Fuck this earth.
>>65467058
>>65467118
>low test
>>65467079
>voice
who cares about her voice lmao
>>65467026
>15 year old you will never be raped by Simone
Fucking shoot me please
>>65467137
Bitchin meme my /mu/rother
>>65467158
thanks cuck
>>65467079
Actually write riffs instead of just power metal chugging chord progressions like 99% of female fronted sympho bands does.
>>65467137
Those are some white fucking teeth.
>>65467058
>>65467118
>not being Anglo
>not being Germanic
>not being Nordic
>not being Slavic
>>65467199
Your memes are really on point today senpai
>>65467149
who is this? I have popped wood
>>65464295
>/metal/ hates Gloryhammer but circlejerks this shit
>>65467280
I'm Celtic. My genes are just shit.135
>>65467280
>not having a beautiful smooth nordic face
>>65467321
>135
is that your height anon?
>>65467280
Beards are fucking disgusting and only rapists and muslims grow one
>>65464546
Great thread guys
>>65467280
>tfw nordic and slavic
>tfw living meme
Should i just start squatting in a track suit and corpse paint?
>>65467359
No, it just shows I can't work a captcha. Whoops.
>>65467282
thanks for noticing.
>>65467311
Gloryhammer is awful tho
>>65466726
summer
>>65466271
lmao
>>65466271
>>65466421
>tfw I like both MDB and wine
I don't want people I don't like to like things I like
>>65467435
myth
>>65466656
So with the summer fags comes /metals/ newest meme, sludgewave. Fantastic, I can't wait.
>>65467473
I know that people love posting that moot quote but it can be explained quite easily:
>kids come in when it's summer
>regular posters leave because everything is shit
>post count doesn't change
>>65464427
But power metal is for faggots, anon.
>>65467513
>/metals/ newest meme, sludgewave
some1 is summer here and its u
the fuck is a sludgewave
>>65467521
a theory and nothing more
no evidence
>>65467552
Glorified djent
Quick post your favourite
>Atmoshit
>dissoshit
>chugshit
>meloshit
>wiggershit
>proge
>>65467574
but the meme is evidence enough
>>65467656
>>65465547
>>65466781
oh shit new gyte this is gonna be a good night
why is this qt so underrated
>>65467058
>god tier
kek
>>65467704
post your beard faggot
post our boy Adam
>>65464427
Power metal was always for normies.
>>65467741
Neil Fallon level genetics.
No pic though - this place is full of faggots.
>>65466271
>goes to the shittiest university in Milan
checks out
>>65467821
no pic?
didn't happen
>>65467521
>regular posters leave
remember, you're here forever.
"regular posters" will never leave. look at you, complaining about the so-called summer pestering your cherished indonesian imageboard. instead of leaving it all behind and being a good example.
come on mate, prove me wrong and fuck off. you'd do us all a favor.
>>65467552
Meshuggah but replace the autism with a Raiders snapback
>>65467645
>Weakling
>Jute Gyte
>Pig Destroyer (>inb4)
>Horrendous if they count
>R O T to the motherfucking N
>its all shit
>>65467687
>current year
>people are still getting cucked by 12 tone scales and harmonies
>>65467280
>tfw Gallic
>>65467468
>I don't want people I don't like to like things I like
this desu
>>65467645
>the atmoshit Blut Aus Nord albums
>that one dissoshit Blut Aus Nord album
>the meshchuggy songs in Blut Aus Nord's 777 trilogy
>Blut Aus Nord's Memoria Vetusta series
>The rap song on Blut Aus Nord's Cosmosophy
>everything else Blut Aus Nord did
>>65467645
ash borer
plebeian grandstand
black tongue
carcass
no zodiac
xanthochroid
>>65467521
Except literally nothing changes post quality wise here during the summers, if anything it gets better because a lot of the shitposters go inactive during the summers.
this is really really good you guys
>>65467645
Blut Aus nord
Gorguts
Vildhjarta
Insomnium
Abominable Putrudity
Haken
>>65468122
>mfw the cosmic echoes of non-matter
>>65468161
please don't meme this
>>65468169
>darkspace
>jute gyte
>no
>no
>no
>no
>>65467645
>Urfaust?
>Portal?
>Dying Fetus?
>Hypocrisy
>Katalepsy?
>fuck no
I just listen to grind senpai
>>65467435
you've been counter-rused m8 :^)
>>65468169
>>65468240
russian slam isn't wigger for the most part
>>65468369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCWGVKGzsuQ
>>65468369
>Russian slam isn't wigger
This intro riff says otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxSmsfFCNxA
>>65468499
>tfw nothing on gravenous hour comes close to this song
>>65468604
Pretty disappointed with Gravenous Hour. Not only is the thin production horrible but the songwriting is inferior as well.
With the proliferation of metal threads on /mu/, will /metal/ finally die?
Are we free from exile ever since those indiefags took over the board?
>>65468499
Heh... you know nothing of true slam...... kid
why is metal kill ?
bjorn
>>65469235
jute gyte just released the logical conclusion to metal
it's over
Why do so many people overrate OSDM? At the end of the day there's not a lot of creativity, and it's as derivative as anything else. Is it all just in "muh filthy production"?
>>65469346
Really does it sound the same as his other dozen+ albums? It does? wow what a surprise
REAL GRIND HOURS, WAKE THE FUCK UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=harbs2ZOWww
>>65469352
>muh HM-2
>>65469378
it's ok your untrained ears just can't pick up the differences
>>65469447
Actually it's possible he's literally been delivering the same album over and over, just mixed and chopped up
that's probably it
what you are seeing is a permanent distortion of reality. it is jute gyte becoming a meme.
prepare your bodies
>>65469477
>>65469722
>2xdubs confirm
:(
PRAY TO THE EEEDDDGE OF THE SKYYYYYYYY
This is okay.
>>65469881
>tfw no trippy hippie freckled gf
>>65469894
>freckles
Shit taste.
>>65469881
and ur a hipster now
congrats
>>65469928
>I will never be that that gay
You've inspired me to keep living, anon
>>65469722
thats ok with me desu
all publicity is good publicity and i want adam to make money and keep making music
if jute gyte gets memed and one additional person downloads a single track its worth it
>>65470034
It's like she might be attractive, if she just wiped that shit off her face.
wew
>>65470034
but you're retarded for sure, men have freckles too
>>65470048
I agree my negromancer
>>65470122
>>65470122
yes deafheaven is so bad even someone like shitpie only considers them a guilty pleasure
>>65470151
nice meme
sunbather is a concept album and if you don't listen to it start to back you miss out on a decent portion of it
RtJ and NB less so
>>65470151
I bet you listen to albums you haven't heard before on shuffle
>>65470251
I bet he's just baiting
>>65470148
>negromancer
Stealing this.
Is it worth getting into Juge Gyte?
>hard-panned guitar solos
y tho?
>>65470482
nah it's just an hour of dissoshit for the sake of dissoshit
dissowank if you will
listen to like one album and you heard em all
>>65470482
literally who
>>65470482
yes. it's really hard to listen to at first, but honestly the "listen to it on repeat until you like it" is true.
>>65470544
this is what you will think until you get used to the microtonal stuff
>>65470300
>I bet he's just baiting
Gee, do you really think that?
Just because he is using an IDM/EDM meme and mocking a guy with long hair on metal general?
Are you James fucking Bond?
>who cares this general is Soulseek chat-tier cancerous
>soulseek BLACK METAL chat-tier.
I'm out enjoy your testicular cancer turbonerds.
>b-but *insert unfitting /pol/ or /fit/ meme reply here*
That makes you an Olympic-level nerd, congratulations.
>>65470547
You would know if you weren't a summerfag.
>>65470567
haha what the fuck is this weapons grade autism
>>65470482
garbage, worse than black metal
>>65470482
Yes, try Vast Chains and Ship of Theseus.
>>65467552
essentially downtempo deathcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEGeNgdd3NE
>>65465287
Because pineal gland optics
>>65470644
A girl liked it in the comments section
that means if you don't like it then you're a virgen
>>65470704
Does the same logic apply to deafheaven?
hey this is actually pretty good
>>65470726
Only if talking about how heavy the music is
girl talking about heaviness = wants to be pounded to it
>>65470728
not generic at all
>>65470728
>verb the noun
Anyone here was at the Havok show just now?
>Instrumental djent (Animals as Leaders, Pliny, Intervals, etc.) is pretty great.
>>65467992
Somone reused my joke, woo
>>65470644
Drop G or die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDIBN0xBc-w
More albums like Focus and Unquestionable Presence?
>>65470810
That's literally the general consensus
Liking shitty djent like vildhjarta is the unpopular opinion
>>65470810
>>65470810
you can't make gent if you're black.
>>65470810
Cloudkicker's early work is the only decent djent
>>65470877
Would Animals As Leaders be dedjenterate then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvupsLd7DDU
alright, seriously, I want to know what band did this fake deafheaven track
>>65470810
Black Metal is actually pretty good and I'm a terrible memer
