did you ever love chvrches?
>>65449002
Never heard anything by them. I assumed they were waifufaggot material, given how they've been forgotten and there aren't a billion lauren threads here anymore, I see that I was right.
>>65449037
their second album was released last year. the hype died down.
>>65449152
Nips
>>65449002
TBOWYB is a legitimate favorite of mine. 2nd album was really disappointing. Lavren is still a qt.
>>65449002
Brandon, please stop.
mother we share, science/visions, recover, only songs i liked
>>65449152
God I love small nipples like that. Insta-boner. Should have posted the full-res pic though.
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>>65450041
I listened to their first album every day on the bus for months. It was great early morning bus ride music
also lavren is cute
>>65449953
Didn't do this brah. Lavren is still my waifu, fake obsession or not.
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>>65450124
hnnnnng
>>65450094
C U M H A R D
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i like mother we share and guns, really nice songs with a catchy feel to them, reminds me of older songs that i cant quite remember
jesus what a fucking
S L U T
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U
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>>65449002
Genuinely enjoyed their first album but literally only checked their music out in the first place because lauren is a top qt
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>>65452808
Anyone who thinks this is attractive is a paedophile.
No looks sickly. No "woman" should be able to be folded up and fit into a 2 foot box.
Here's what a real woman looks like
>>65453512
>tips fedora
>>65453512
lavren is cute
Take a look, you shriveled limp wristed excuses for betas. This is what a big boy waifu looks like
>>65453552
>muh 3 foot tall elvish pixie with polio that would get carried away with a strong gust of wind is superior to someone that actually looks like a woman
You're the fedora clad one, boyo
>>65450041
whats that mark in his left arm?
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>>65453609
F A T
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>>65453768
She does look pretty sickly here, i agree with that guy, only pedos like lavren
>>65453512
Why can't we fap to both tho?
god I want to fuck her
>>65453822
Don't ever talk shit about my waifu again you little bitch. This is your first and last warning.
>>65453609
She be fat and fake
>>65449002
just dropping by to say that this photograph is well composed
Well she hates your fucking guts guys.
>>65455327
I'm confident she would admire my devotion if we met irl
will she ever love brandon?
>>65455492
Nah shed think youre an unimportant loser, which you are
>>65455515
Probably not.
To me, Lauren is the cutest woman in the entire universe. She also sings great, and their music is cool too.
>>65455587
In the grand scheme of things, none of us are important.
>>65455662
someone in the moped gang in new york knows james brandon.
you're fucked if you ever step foot in that city.
>>65455673
true, but i didnt claim otherwise
One time i heard it play at a H&M and that was good
>>65455672
I agree with that first part
>>65455707
You're bullshitting.
>>65455777
I realize I should've said "I also love her voice", wich is different.
>>65455587
pls no bully
I want to be her tampon
>>65449002
What kind of car does Lauren Mayberry drive?
Never listened chvrches
Which's their best album?
>>65453609
I want to suck on her titties and fall sleep on them
>>65454215
Delet this
>>65456097
*bullies u*
>>65456274
Renault
>>65456351
she lives in the USA now so probably not a renault.
>>65456318 they have no best album, it's all shit.
>>65456351
Do you think she has ever had a breakdown?
>>65456375
She divides time, she's not a permanent resident (tax and immigration status). I'd imagine when she's in NYC she probably uses public transit and ride hailing services.
>>65449002
https://youtu.be/d-zN2KmHg0s
Fuck yea i love them. Tether, Lies, Bury it are some of the best songs ive ever heard.
>>65456429
I wish she'd "hail" my "riding services"
>>65456476
It took me a couple of listens to realize "lies" was about her cucking some dude.
>>65456429
How do you know that?
>>65456518
I don't know how she gets around, but I'm pretty confident about her residency status because of my experience and familiarity with US immigration law. Getting legal permanent residency is a lengthy and somewhat complicated process.
Goodnight everyone. I'm gonna go to sleep hugging my body pillow pretending it's Lauren again. Pls God end the pain soon ;__;
God I wish I hadn't waded into her twitter. It's nothing but Planned Parenthood and Bernie Sanders retweets. Ironic since abortion law in the UK is way more restrictive than any state in the US. Wasn't even worth getting this pic for.
>>65456658
Barely worth getting this pic for.
>>65456658
>Ironic since abortion law in the UK is way more restrictive than any state in the US
u wot m8
Her twitter does read like a parody of a leftist, though. All Scots are like that
>>65456732
A lot of people are surprised to hear it, but it's true. In the UK, abortions after 24 weeks gestation have to be written off on by two doctors who will attest that carrying the fetus to term would endanger the life of the mother, or that the fetus has developmental problems that would result in severe disability. We have no such restrictions in the US at the federal level, and even at the state level gestation time-based bans have all been struck down by the courts. The US really does have some of the most liberal laws on abortion anywhere in the world (aside from China).
See: http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2013/08/in-liberal-europe-abortion-laws-come-with-their-own-restrictions/278350/
>>65453626
TB jab scar most likely
absolute perfection. queen of moo forever and ever
proof god exists, and it's a she
>>65455327
Lol she butthurt at us. What was the
Post about? Waifu bullshit?
>>65457096
there were people commenting on wanting to drink her butt sweat
>>65457096
Just a bunch of stupid shit she got ass damaged about. She went after 7kt and I shoehorned myself into the situation for attention..and I got it.
>>65457117
So she actually posted in there?
>>65455327
Why do guys usually laugh this kinda shit off or simply ignore it, but girls go full fucking retard?
>>65457131
Lain and Martin did if I remember correctly, no doubt she saw the posts.
>>65457143
because men have no actual danger of getting raped
>>65457149
you having a breakdown over it was weird but you got a taste of your medicine.
>>65449002
they only have 1 or 2 memorable songs, everything else is boring.
brandon is a faggot
>>65456379
Why these fuckers keep posting about her then
>>65457117
Any pics of post?
>>65457258
Because waifu fags, their music is garbage
>>65457258
because she's a qt
>>65457251
i met him through mopeds. he's a dick
>>65457096
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S58183887
Nobody from CHVRCHES posted. 7kt tweeter her the thread, she blocked him, got him banned from Twitter, and whinged to all of her Tumblrites about muh soggy knees. I doubt she, the lads, or anyone affiliated with the bands even remembers it. And here we are still talking about it a fucking year later.
>>65457428
>And here we are still talking about it a fucking year later.
Because it's pretty much the only thing that has actually been entertaining on this forum. I've always suspected her getting pissy over the whole thing was to market "every open eye" and to keep up her "bad ass feminist" persona. Then I remember what I've seen on her twitter and realize she's actually serious about that shit.
>>65457152
Yes, all those girls being raped on the internet.
7kt and brandon solidified themselves in /mu/ lore forever
>>65457462
what is up with this faggot? You continually keep defending lavren as the victim and accept some people have gone too far...then all of the sudden you've gone redpill anti-feminist? you're one confused son of a bitch
>>65457476
I think 7kt more than me. He's the one who started it. He's the one that she apparently went after.
>>65457524
>You continually keep defending lavren as the victim and accept some people have gone too far.
I've never said she was a victim in this, she's the one who decided to re-tweet 7kt's tweet to her. She is just as responsible as 7kt is for this whole thing.
>then all of the sudden you've gone redpill anti-feminist?
I've always been to an extent.
>>65457568
>>>65457476
>I think 7kt more than me
you were more prevalent than he was. the threads about you, and the pasta's were funny.
>>65457778
My fav pasta was the one about lavren breaking into my house and raping me. The line about her shoving her "feminist agenda" into my ass made me laugh pretty hard.
Had to delete this twice, I got a wall of code both times.
>>65457858
>Brandon woke up to the sound of a ringing alarm, stirring him out a peaceful slumber
>"Mhmm...Lauren," he let out softly as he rolled out of bed, his fat rolls sticking to the sheets as he got up
>He quickly got dressed and ran downstairs, where he mom and dad were waiting.
>"Hey, son!" said Scott Love, "have you lost weight? You are looking good!"
>Brandon sighed. He was now pushing 300lbs and couldn't stop eating. Depression was a bitch.
>"Gotta go, Dad," he said in between bites of a poptart, "Can I borrow your car?"
>Scott looked surprised, "Oh, sorry son. My car is in the shop until next week."
>He got up and ran to the counter
>"But...you can take your mom's mini-van!"
>Brandon sighed again, this time realizing his co-workers at his new job at Game's Market would see him driving him mom's mini-van, Adele sticker on the back and all
>Cursing his way out of the house, Brandon wedged himself in between the seat and the front console before heading off to work
>>65457920
>Brandon got off of work, his feet tired from a long day working the grocery section
>He walked into his house which was noticeably quiet
>"Uh hello..??" Brandon yelled, "Mom? Dad? Are you guys here?"
>He could hear noises coming from upstairs, so up he crept, grabbing an umbrella for protection
>"A-anyone here?" he let out quietly
>It was then Brandon heard the noises from his room
>He peaked in to see a short woman sitting on his bed, and as he opened the door, she turned around
>"Brandon," the girl said in her Glasgow twang, "I finally found you..."
>>65457922
>quickly, Lauren got up and pulled Brandon across the bed before tying him to the handcuffs she had prepared for him
>"You've been a real naughty boy, Brandon." she said in between heavy breathes
>"And...well, it's time for someone to teach you a lesson!"
>Brandon began to panic. He was home alone and this woman was clearly crazy, and his suspicions were confirmed when she pulled out a strap on dick
>"What...what is that for?"
>Lauren just smiled and began to undress, her pale white boyish body was enhanced by the moonlight shining through the window
>As she dropped her panties, she put the strap on upon herself and slowly straddled Brandon
>"You've made things very hard for me, Brandon." she started
>Brandon quickly interrupted, "It was just a prank Lauren, jokes! Meme! I wasn't ever going to do anything to you."
>Lauren's eyes got wide, "Just a joke? Just a joke! Between you and that fucking m-misogynist 7KT," slamming her fist on the bed, "I've nearly lost my career!"
>She got close to Brandon and whispered in his ear, "Do you know what that did to me, Brandon?"
>Brandon began quietly, "No...what?"
>Lauren just smiled as she slid Brandon's baggy pants off, "It's made me very mad."
>Brandon started freaking out, "Wait, what are you going to do. Wait, wait!"
>Lauren pulled his pants to the floor and spread his cheeks
>"Just sit there, Brandon. Just sit there and think of /mu/."
>And when that she thrust into him, pushing her feminist agenda deep into his asshole
>"FUUUUCK!" Brandon screamed, "Help! Someone!"
>The last thing Brandon remembered was getting hit over the head with something heavy before he lost consciousness
>>65457929
>Brandon woke, his body sore from the pounding, and his mind full of confusion as he slipped his 511 jeans back on
>He could feel his asshole was bleeding and felt the need to take the largest shit ever
>He walked to the bathroom, where the toilet had sprung a leak
>”What the hell? Who did this?” Brandon said out loud as he got on his knees and examined it closely
>It was then he felt someone wrap him arms around him and nibble his ear
>The man with a Scottish accent quietly whispered ”what would you do?”
>Brandon started trying to break himself free but the man had him head locked. "What?! Who are you?
>" Martin is the name lad...and the question, is what would you do if I stuck my finger up your butt. Could you even stop me?
>"Please...just stop. ” Brandon pleaded.
>Martin kissed him on the neck while slowly saying ”dont hate me, Mr plumber man. You brought this upon yourself."
>With force, Martin snuck his digit inside Brandon summoning an orgasm of shape on his part
>Martin brought his finger to Brandons nose.
>"Sniff it, sniff it now Mr Plumber Man."
>Brandon gagged and threw up on the floor before blacking out again
>Brandon awoke in the hospital, with his family by his side
>The police came to take his rape report but when it came time to talk to Officer Iain, Brandon kept quiet while the officer handed him a card
>it said "open your mouth, and you are mine next."
>crying, Brandon closed his eyes as the doctors began to repair his asshole
>>65458043
is this part of the original pasta?
>>65458109
yeah
if brandon and lavren ever meet the hate fucking is going to be intense
someone record it
>>65456397
Only due to misogynistic comments.
>>65453626
It's the HPV Vaccine - all girls of Lauren's generation were given it in the UK at the ages of 12/13 to combat cervical cancer.
I need more memeable Lavren pics guys
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>>65459765
heroin eyes
>>65459815
I love this meme
>>65459875
w-would brandon shoot up with her? where do you think she injects?
>>65460085
idk but it's a serious problem she needs to stop before it gets out of hand
>tfw ywn save her from opioid abuse
>>65460141
I remember brandon mentioning her eyes in that pic. I think he even said something on their facebook about it. Can't find it so it must have been deleted.
>>65460085
Fuck no, the shit killed an old friend of mine.
>>65460209
I did say something about it, and the comment was actually deleted.
>>65460141
she's just too damn qt senpai :3
>>65460601
I know :3
>>65460714
literally perfect. I almost don't think she's human
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>>65461083
so qt when she wore dresses onstage
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>>65461314
i know man
>>65458440
I was talking about her car.
>>65461565
MOAR
>>65461565
DELETE THIS MISOGYNIST SCUM
>>65461559
i dont think b-love really understands the level of ass whoopin' that's going to be unleashed on him by james if hes ever seen in nyc
>>65462002
The internet was a mistake. I hate knowing my ideal girl is out there and am powerless to do anything about it.
>>65462270
Whatever.
>>65462411
Broaden, post the lavren ass pic
>>65462508
this one?
>>65452808
she's so cute hole fucking shit. Why does she hate us?
>>65453512
Who's this semen demon
>>65462552
You have more? Please post branpai
>>65453981
kek
>>65462617
BRANDON AND FUCKING 7KT
>>65461565
LEWD
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W
D
>Mfw live just outside of Glasgow
>Mfw nobody ever shuts the fuck up about Chvrches and Paulo Nutini because "they're local"
Paulo is fucking boring and shit, are Chvrches any good?
>>65462724
First album and about 3 songs off from their second
>>65462724
It's innofensive synthpop. they're alright
>>65462724
They've got some genuinely catchy tunes but nothing too exceptional. Lavren is my waifu4laifu tho
>>65462824
>your waifu
dude don't even play like that muay thai tough guy Brandon "The hammer" Love will fuck you up.
>>65462866
>she'll never touch his icon of symmetry
>>65462824
>Mfw lived in a town called Renfrew just outside of Glasgow my whole life
>Mfw I go up to Glasgow almost weekly
>Mfw I've probably been within 10 feet of her
>Mfw I've gotten closer to her than most of her admirers ever will and I don't even give a shit about Chvrches
>>65462866
I'd fuck Brandon up if he came anywhere near my lady. My skills are as sharp as the katana I wield.
>>65462979
YOU GOTTA SHOWE ME BWOTH KNEEZ SKEN AND BWONE
legsss
>>65463082
I've met her twice my dude. Second time I got a hug. Shit was beyond magic.
>>65456518
>It took me a couple of listens to realize "lies" was about her cucking some dude.
we're just going to ignore this???????????????????
>>65463289
you have to tell us senpai
what'd she smell like?
Lauren is a cute girl.
>>65463486
because it is nimrod
>>65463492
idk man. I was pretty buzzed and it happened so fast but I remember it feeling like heaven
>>65449037
she looks good in leather shorts though. seen them compared to the musical equivalent of pastel goth and that's pretty accurate. fashionable for girls on tumblr who cut themselves in a day and age where marilyn manson isnt relevant
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>>65464952
she can pull them off better than a lot better then other can
>>65455707
MISSION 23
WE OUTCHEA
>>65449002
CHRCHES are decent and catchy but not that interesting. I'd rather La Roux or M83.
>>65456318
The Bones Of What You Believe
>>65465523
if brandon gets back into mopeds im going to bully him so hard over this
>>65465964
Over what?
>>65466090
this whole chvrches thing. we're going to use song titles as puns too.
> "brandon, you "left a trace" of some oil over there".
>>65466356
She has really dark eyes for a white person.
