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Frvst Edition
>>65438675
second for all my kissless virgin familias
were all going to make it eventually
>encucked
>Ensemened
>>65443803
>>65443805
Stop memeing one of my favourite bands you goddamn cucks
xth for BLEEERGh
>>65443835
>one of my favorite bands
>Engaye
Cucktor
Featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>>65443840
EBU GOGO
I DON'T WANNA BE
>>65443896
>/metal/ will get better, they said
>>65443920
>>65443944
The last couple of threads were fine
Just wait for the initial shitposting rush to end
roid rage: the album
>>65443944
Oh wait until magma drops
Just got home to a dirty house, no food and my wife talking her ass off on the phone.
Meal for this feel?
>>65443980
ask the other grandpas here
>>65443980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLEZunJmyjw
>>65443980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0
>>65443991
get off my lawn desu
>>65444019
>>65443803
>>65443805
>>65443856
>>65443860
>>65443880
Fuck off cancer you're not funny
THIS IS MY HOUSE
>>65444074
I bet you like Black Metal
>>65444074
I bet you like Black Metal
>>65444074
I bet you like Black Metal
>>65444074
I bet you like Black Metal
>>65444074
Dude you look like a schmuck
>>65444074
I bet you like Black Metal
>>65444074
I black you like Bet
>>65444074
>setting them up like this
there's no sport in it
>>65444108
>>65444121
>>65444148
>>65444170
>>65444179
No, I like death metal
JE ME LAVE LES MAINS DE CE SANG
VOUS EN ETES RESPONSABLES
What was the name of an album that looked like this?
Give me some fast and heavy bands like Brutal Truth, Sodom and Kreator
>>65444259
Aaloch
>>65444259
terminor vekdux
>>65444259
the Mantle
>>65444259
Fagalloch - The Meme
>>65444259
I bet you like Black Metal
>>65444259
Fagalloch - The Cucktle
>>65444259
>https://rateyourmusic.com/list/Dontrel3030/deer_core/
Reminder that if dislike Folk Metal you are a false and need to leave
>>65444352
*Black
>>65444352
>>65444372
fuck off niggers
DUDES YOU LOOK LIKE SCHMUCKS
What was the name of an album that looked like this? ͏
>>65444415
It features Bjorn "Speed" Strid
we proved last week that slow, steady boring goodposting eventually wins out. these kids have got heart but no endurance
>2016
>BM kiddies still unironically say shit like "false" and "poser"
Absolutely cringe-tier. Go tip your fedora then kill yourself.
Black Future > Terminal Redux > Outer Isolation
I'M A MAN WITH A PLAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0sJvtKrRM
>>65444473
HEY HEY HEY
>>65444473
HEY HEY HEY
>>65444473
HEY HEY HEY
>>65444490
>>65444494
>>65444506
I'M A MAN WITH A PLAN
you niggers even know there's a new Katalepsy album out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCfF3qFnx3A
>>65444537
WHERE'S THE VODKA BLYAT PIZDEC
>>65444545
Does it feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid?
>>65444545
>looks at cover once
"no"
>>65444545
yes, you're late.
>>65444545
Shitty production
WHere's a da slomz
>>65444545
they can't get away production that thin, and I'm baffled as to what made them think they could
>>65444573
that cover is pretty dank. much better than the Autopsychosis cover.
>>65444545
>a scott rudd film
aaaaaand I'm out
I'll go to this and there is nothing you can do about it
Do At The Gates play stuff from their first album live?
>>65444595
>>65444606
yeah, I wonder why they thought that was a good idea. the slams lose much of their flavor with that thin sound.
>>65444634
>wanting to see one of the bands that killed metal in person
wew lad
an old friend of mine just sent me this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZTkBdIlAaU
I'm not sure what I can answer that wouldn't be insulting
>>65444654
You wouldn't go to this for 80 euros because of At The Gates?
>>65444654
>Metal is dead
Epic meme.
>>65444666
Fuck him in the ass raw
>>65444682
this
sometimes words are not enough
>>65444431
no you didnt
>>65444667
Abso-fucking-lutly not
I'd murder Tomas Lindberg if I was even 10 km from him
Post Fallout-y Metal
>>65444746
I don't believe you
>>65444666
"This sounds like something my dad would enjoy"
>>65444768
my dad would never enjoy this shit he had pretty good taste
>>65444654
How did ATG kill metal?
>>65444845
GO!
>>65444840
just pretend he has shit taste and say it to your friend and then change conversation
The first two Enslaved albums are GOAT
>>65444858
Memes aside, how did they do it?
>>65444734
I got some nice recs and banter out of it, you can't stop us m80
>>65444845
>he thinks Slaughter of the Soul is good
>>65444845
they made people think that I listen to shit like Slaughter of the Soul when I say that I listen to metal
>>65444874
All of them
>>65444757
how about some STALKERmeal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz74srXZEeE
>>65444874
Yes, now go back to Pitchfork.
Black metal sucks
>>65444896
And thats bad because........?
>>65444895
>he grew up after SOTS influenced a load of shitty bands and never actually listened to it
>>65444930
its a meme you dip
>>65444939
it was my first real heavy album along with amon amarth's twilight of the thunder god, i like it
>>65444911
NUCLEAR CHAINSAW
RIPPING YOU APAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
>>65444939
>implying I haven't heard As I Lay Dying, Killswitch Engage, Lamb of God, Shadows Fall and Trivium
>implying they're not all shit just like SotS
Who /fuccboi/ here
>>65444970
that's some nice reading comprehension there buddy boy
>>65444929
Lich King's last was pretty shitty too.
>>65444970
there is literally nothing wrong with Killswitch Engage
>>65444970
hey check a load of this BLACK METAL fan out
hahahahahahahah
should i replay paper mario n64 or thousand year door?
>>65445025
metallica
>>65444995
What?
I'm intimately familiar with Slaughter of the Soul which I why I know it influenced the """""New Wave of American Heavy Metal"""""
>>65445025
SMRPG for the SNES, what are you untrve or something?
>>65445021
>there is literally nothing wrong with Killswitch Engage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR7dG_m3MsI
>>65445064
This is a good cover.
>>65445064
That song got me into metal
>>65445064
I bet he likes Black Metal
>>65445046
and shit ripoffs retroactively make SOTS bad how?
>>65445114
That's why people hate Burzum in here now
>>65445064
Howard's a big guy.
sots is better than your favorite album anyway
>>65445114
SotS was never good numbnuts that's why it spawned shit
>good bands influence good bands
>shit bands influence shit bands
What's so hard to understand?
>>65445153
my favorite album is The Red in the Sky is Ours
>>65445064
holy kek
>>65445162
i.e. shit
>>65445164
>he didn't know this
>>65445083
This but unironically
>>65443840
I fucking hate looking at this album cover so much. It's just gross. And not even the cool kind of gross, like Pervertor. I'm talking like, the goregrind kind of gross. I can literally smell this album cover and it smells awful. Like poop or, you know, throw up or something.
>>65445155
this just goes in a loop though
>x is bad
>why?
>because it led to y and z
>ok how does that affect x?
>x was always bad wtf are you retarded?
if it was that bad nobody would have to blame it for the shite that came afterwards in the first place
>>65445025
Paper mario n64
Let's make Killswitch engage a meme
>>65445064
>ITT: cringe covers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNvRMBqqvrs
>>65445211
It's people misunderstanding what the music is about what leads to shitty bands, see again, Burzum.
From the shrill whirring riffs and angular grooves found on “Stranded“, “Only Pain” and “Magma“, to the repurposed Meshuggah onslaught of “Pray“, the group deliver some expressly heavy moments, dense with passion and immaculately layered fury. Dynamic juxtaposition remains near omnipresent as melodic tendrils spring up like undergrowth, enshrouding the ferocious earth churning grooves and pummeling riffs
>>65444993
>tfw same haircut
>tfw listen to mostly OSDM and 90s BM
>>65445230
OY
OY
OY
OY VEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERte0m3E0ww
>>65445230
You asked for it you fucking faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n424s0Qw-uQ
>>65445230
that killswitch engage cover is good though
POST A SHITTIER COVER THAT ACTUALLY MAKES THE ORIGINAL SONG BETTER FOR SOME REASON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnE_Uk8bXpM
>tfw this is the song of my adolescence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qae1QoV3tIo
Wake me up, why can't I have a an epic story about discovering Metallica when I was 13 like everyone else claims to have
>>65445252
god damn that sounds fucking terrible
i don't think it would be possible to cover that song in a death metal style and not have it sound like shit
but what about GOAT covers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJz6_PEu6Iw
CHUFFED
H
U
F
F
E
D
>>65445252
\m/ -_- \m/
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2lP4R6kw0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRXkAhwGTgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xJLqjdeKk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud3yXIWwgTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YPyC-QdsBk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcACwCH3IZM
DID YOU EAT MY DOUBLAH BURGER?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srh0tUoJw34
>>65445337
you remind me of my IRC times with disgust
>>65445367
>IRC
Jesus careful how fast you post grandpa, don't want that heart to give out
dude neon genesis evangelion goregrind lmao
>>65445230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRSrfAMGv3w
>>65445361
I don't think it would be so bad if it weren't for the vocals. I cringe every time he opens his mouth.
Black metal sucks
>>65445386
I really don't appreciate the ageism that runs rife in these threads, please tone it down. I've asked you nicely, I won't do it again. *sips tea*
>>65445403
i used to think that too, my drone friend, but then i found Peste noire
>>65445439
Avoid it like the plague
>>65445296
Friend of mine gave me cd with metallica songs in mp3 on it when i was 14. Then i introduced another friend into memetallica and later into pantera.
fast forward same guy showed me slayer and we went for first metal gig.
now we exchange bands and we have been to like 10 concerts togheter
Metal spreads
Where can I listen to Megadeth's albums before the remastering?
>>65445451
>>65445471
When you fuck him raw in the ass
post black metal that sounds great if even you hate most black metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlcSTVJZHao
What are some good old school tech metal?(ie. atheist, cryptopsy, ect.)
>>65445508
Decapitated, not memeing
>>65445471
>>65445471
>remastered Rust in Peace
absolutely disgusting
Take No Prisoners especially, holy shit what was Dave thinking
>>65445466
I wish, my friend.
My first metal concert was when I was 17, and I've been feeling out of place ever since, it's really weird simply because I haven't been listening to it all my life like most people
>>65445508
1997 but sounds like it should be older
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoxpsOR1Nd4
>>65445506
No fuck off plastic axe faggotry
>>65445521
But where can I listen aside from Youtube?
>>65445548
>increasingly desperate shitposter
>>65445521
>>65445551
Wait, I think Spotify might actually have the non-remastered version
IMMA BAD MOTHER FUCKER
>>65445551
Just download 'em, dumbass.
NOT A FUCKING ROLE MODEL
>>65445248
effay
>>65445248
So you are a hipster, just like that guy, absolutely nothing special?
who here is EXACTLY the stereotype of people who listen to their subgenre?
>>65445649
I'm the stereotypical NSBM stereotype
>>65445639
>hating hipsters
Are we back to 2013?
>>65445649
Sludgewave
>badass
>alpha
>not afraid of anything
>squashes betas
>cool guy
>gets all the poon ever
>>65445649
>6'2
>Handsome
>Go to Princeton Univesity
>Fuck a different white or Asian girl every weekend
>Was valedictorian of my high school
Unsurprisingly, I listen exclusively to Europower
>>65445649
tbqh
>>65445660
>tfw no fourth reich
>had a dream last night that arghoslent were releasing a new album
>woke up to find that i had ejaculated in my sleep
metal for this feel?
>>65445688
Surgical Steel
>>65445649
>boring deathmeal guy
>big guy4u but kind of fat
>main interest outside of music is WWII history
>band shirt and camo shorts all year round
>>65445674
Can only fat an bulky people "not mosh properly"?
I'm normal sized and never gotten complains, and never had any other normal or slim people fuck it up, only fat peole
the fuck is this hipster shit
>>65445732
that's essential "fantano reviewed it so i will never listen to it"-core
also it came from bandcamp and became popular through bandcamp
>>65445718
Have you ever seen a fat person dance properly?
Moshing is like dancing, something fatbodies can't do.
Who /keepin' the Megadeth and Metallica rivalry alive in Youtube comments/ here?
>>65445649
Stoner Doom
>dude, weed
>often ratty hair
>unemployed
>hawaiian shirts
>collection of Conan comics and H.P. Lovecraft novels
>>65445793
Weakshit
Nothing pisses people off than saying that Testament should replace Anthrax in the big four.
God DAMN the salt that comes from this.
Is it /rude/ to have a bit of a bang in the middle of the crowd where everybody else is just standing and nodding? I tend to think anyone who can't stand being brushed by some hair should stay out of meal shows but I've noticed lately I get a lot of shitty looks from the 'bald guy in leather jacket standing with arms crossed' contingent, and I can't be fucked actually going in the pit or fighting to the front anymore.
>>65445825
Where to start with Anthrax? I haven't heard anyone mention them since I was 11 and shitposted on Animal Crossing forums.
>>65445847
>worried about how some low test bald subhuman faggot feels about your glorious nordic locks flowing in the wind
>>65445732
Their first album is pretty cool, considering it actually had riffs.
>>65445847
Look around you and see how they're nodding their head, if it's sort of an aggressive nodding and you see them look around sometimes, they are looking for potential mosh candidates, especially if they are in their early 20's late 10's, also look at their band shirt, is that shit thrashy, heavy or brvtal as fuck, ask them and start shit
>>65445874
listen to their first five in order and be aware that spreading the disease and among the living are significantly better than their other albums
>>65445890
i like oranssi desu i just expected something else, especially given all the praise that album gotten
>>65445874
Among the Living
>>65445874
>shitposted on Animal Crossing forums
>tfw getting banned for calling out Tom Nook on his usury
Start with Spreading the Disease
>>65445887
I'm usually inclined to think 'yeah fuck you go and stand by the bar if you're so precious' but I've also been around 'that guy' often enough to not want to be him
>tfw I will see Anthrax three times this year
I feel like I should be more excited for this
Where should I start with Destroyer 666?
>>65445978
>tfw when the bikers smile and lick their lips when you walk past the bars with your bouncing long hair
My butt clenches tight and I fear that my weird walk makes my ass look firm to the touch, further inciting the bikers to stare me down
I unironically like Deafheaven and no amount of reddit/cuck meme spamming will make me leave this general.
>ima pull up eat on that pussy then dip
What did he mean by this?
>>65446044
That's fine, but nobody gives a shit, why do you expect us to care?
Why are hipsters so entitled?
>>65445897
>tfw you catch the drunkest happiest guy in the room's eye
last time I saw Bolt Thrower I had some young lad hanging off my shoulders singing the riffs into my ear the entire time like BADADADA BADA BEW NEW MEWNEW NEW and just about crying with happiness, I didn't have the heart to push him off
>>65446065
If you don't care why are you posting on my blog?
>>65446074
>BADADADA BADA BEW NEW MEWNEW NEW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv9OeZmFuZw
sounds about right
The level of memery is exceptionally high today
>>65446128
haha close but I was thinking of At First Light
>>65446055
That girl on the right is qt
>>65442502
holy shit I've been longing to see someone else acknowledge this band's existence
alas that I only read your post hours later
>>65446145
As opposed to any other day?
>>65446044
my nigga
post what you're listening to bros
>>65446294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n19pKBZGZlU
Crucify me.
>>65446294
>>65446294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPUsGqgpSs4
>CHAOS IS COMPLETE AS THE THIRD ATTACK BEGINS
>PINCER MOVEMENTS LEADING ALL
>TOWARDS THE KALATSJ BRIDGE
>>65446324
Good album. also their latest buttmetal singles are starting to grow on me
>>65446294
What does metal think of Oranzzi Pasusu?
>>65446364
They're not bad, just not as good.
Ya know?
>>65446366
Oh shit, meant to post this.
Sorry.
>>65446366
I masturbated to her music videos late at night back in the day
>>65446366
>>65446390
>begging this hard for (you)s
>>65446366
>>65446390
>wiggers also like bubblegum pop
>>65446396
I remember watching MTV as a kid masturbating to the videos getting mad when Backstreet Boys came on
>>65446294
edgiest metal known to man
Why do people say Gojira are death metal? All I hear is heavy groove metal.
>>65446396
I'm doing that right now
>>65446448
why is she spitting diamonds?
>>65446475
Why is he receiving diamonds into his head?
>>65446448
from their bandcamp
>I love chaotic blackened doom and sludge filled abhorrent metal. These guys are an absolutely repugnant darling in my collection
chaotic blackened doom and sludge filled abhorrent metal
>>65446450
I've never heard anyone claim that desu
>>65444874
anyone got a link for Vikingligr Veldi? can't seem to find a working one anywhere
>>65446504
I'm guilty of doing that a lot actually, though I usually say it's progressive death metal, and usually just in relation to The Link
>>65446475
Why is there a diamond in her tit?
>>65446501
>These guys are an absolutely repugnant darling in my collection
2cringe4me
I don't even really like Gojira but to be fair they stumble on the odd cracking riff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DPhFpZW5a8
>>65446529
>Vikucknigger Vleldi
>>65446504
>>65446544
Sirius has quite a few tbqh
It's one of those albums that's fairly good but doesn't inspire me to rush out and check the rest of their discog. Especially when those new singles that people were spamming are so shit.
Also why is it so fucking loud? And not in a good way, just seems like using overcompressed loudness wars bullshit to make the album sound heavier than it actually is
Was Euronymous against moshing in general, or was he only against moshing because the HC and "trend"-kids did it? That's all I can gain from his interviews.
See here http://www.last.fm/group/Deathlike+Silence+Production/forum/164630/_/677407
>>65446475
>>65446494
>>65446534
why is there a claw coming out of the stone?
>>65446608
there's just something about them, like you know how bands have a 'flavour' that you can't really pin down to their actual riffs or anything? Theirs just doesn't do it for me even though I can totally see the appeal.
G-WORD, G-WORD, G-WORD
>>65446604
I feel like I should know what this is but I don't
>>65446664
>tfw I have no idea what this poster is talking about because I'm a fairly well adjusted man
Feels good
>>65446692
me neither, really
>>65446673
last.fm on top and rateyourmusic.com on the bottom
MEMORIES OF SORROW
AND DEAAAUUUTHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8A5Kk8IXk0
>>65446723
LOST IN THE DESERT
FOR REASONS UNKNOWN
>>65446608
The production does sound off on FMtS, but I can attest to their heaviness live. They put on a tight performance.
>>65446778
He spit on me five times!!!! Five times!!!! Can you believe that?
>>65446760
why is Van Drunen so based? the man can do no wrong
>>65446790
Did you ask him to?
>>65446778
I could believe this, much as they leave me feeling eh on record I'd like to see them live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_qz0nHUrhA
>power metal
>>65446810
Nah, he drank water and spat it into the crowd about every two songs
THE DRAMA OF COLLECTIVE SUICIIIIDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r70ZMcGkf0A
>>65446794
>>65446880
>YES I'M THE LIVING WITNESSS
>THE SUFFERING AND THE PAIN
>I WAS DOOMED TO SEE THE PLANET DIEUGH
too bad he hasn't had a really great album since the hail of bullets debut
