>" You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be OK."
"I'm already hearing voices!"
>>65421454
kek
Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?
>>65421454
kek
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast
Yeah... So?
Without any milk
"No, it goes beep boop bop, boop beep bop"
Good grief, he's naked!
Too bad that didn't kill me
"I can't *bloop* understand *bloop* your accent *bloop*."
Are you ready to get crazy?!
"...wait a minute. This is a laundromat."
>>65421898
lel
”Can you give Spongebob his brain back? I had to borrow it for the week”
Bubble Bass: I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. [Squidward gives up writing all of that down]
Squidward: We serve food here, sir.
>>65422167
oifjsdifsdfdskjfsdf
perfect
"I don't get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he's messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he's Spongebob!"
>>65420130
I don't know any spongebob quote
>>65421666
fucking kek
"I'm ugly, and I'm proud!"
<3 Pw though
>>65420130
>I'm working in the kitchen!
>AT NIGHT!
>I'm chopping lettuce!
>AT NIGHT!
>I'm swabbing the bathroom!
>AT NIGHT!
>I BURNED MY HAND!
>AT NIGHT!
"there ain't nothing you can say to stop me!"
"Oh yeah? What if I said... 'blargen fedibble no-hip'?"
AHAHAHAHAHHAA
IT'S A GIRAFFE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>65422843
lmao
who wants a krabby patty at 3 in the morning?
>>65421666
Also relevant for every Death Grips album
>>65424256
The maniacs in the MAILBOX!
It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.
>inb4 you forgot the picture
>>65424355
you forgot the picture
Everything is chrome in the future!
>>65422491
>Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)
>Do instruments of torture count?
>Yeah, uhh…I’m with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises…
>50% sea, 50% weed.
>>65424355
Cocteau Twins
>>65421454
only good one ITT
>art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
>You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought?
>we're gonna straighten you out!
>this'll fix you!
>>65424739
kek
Why do you know so much spongebob quotes ?
>>65424800
why don't you
spongebob is the GOAT
>>65420130
"eww, what smells like big business?"
>>65424800
>implying that spongebob isn't patrician as fuck
>it feels like someone is trying to.....SELL ME SOMETHING!
>>65424306
a better one would be
>if we play loud, people might think we're good
>>65422748
>>65422843
>>65424942
I love these threads.
>>65421562
>not pic related
>>65421898
10/10
>>65424986
nah, the mailbox one is still better
>It makes you look like a girl
>Am I a pretty girl?
>How about this one? I made it out of my tears.
We'll buff out those scratches later.
The best time to wear a striped sweater...is all the time
>Some chicken, some roast beef, some pizza...
Also applies to any Action Bronson.
Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there! Standing at the concession! Plotting his oppression!
>>65425204
kek
We've been smeckledorfed!
>Doesn't that hurt?
>Do you want it to hurt?
You need to have muscles. You need to have muscles on your muscles. You need to have muscles on your eyeballs
>>65425370
>>65425380
if the font was less edgy this would be a far superior cover
>>65421666
>>65421898
>>65422748
>>65422843
>>65422905
>>65424739
>>65425060
This shit has me in tears
>>65425380
RESIST TEMPTATION
Seaweed. 50% sea. 50% weed.
>>65424626
so underrated
>>65425214
nah dude, this is the correct quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfrEMgJbu14
>>65421527
>1% evil, 99% hot gas
>We've only got 22 years before our next gig!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5th225wgsk
>Just you, me, and the brick wall you built between us
>>65425952
fuckin kek
>>65424942
Fuck this one is good
>>65424800
because we're all 18-22
>>65420130
>>65421656
>>65421898
>>65424739
>>65424942
Holy kek.
Food, Water, Atmosphere
>Is this any better squidward? I made this one with my tears
>Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, we'll get the funnel.
>>65425673
>related videos
>Kate Bush - Babooshka
I wonder if I fall from this height it will be enough to kill me
>>65425380
lmao
>It's not as easy as it looks! Sometimes I have to move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6ctb-Pb3lc
>This is... ADVANCED DARKNESS
>>65427340
not sure the quote fits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2S5XIM-PWk
>>65420130
>The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer!
>>65427410
kek'd
>CHOCOLATE!!!!!
>>65427410
perfect
>>65427410
kek spongebob is patirchian
>>65424449
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
>>65425204
Good one.
>>65427410
Best one in thread
>>65426458
OMG 10/10
>>65422843
>>65424306
>>65424739
>>65424942
>>65425273
>>65425380
>>65427138
>>65427355
>>65427410
this fucking thread is amazing
>>65422905
Best!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNZSXnrbs_k
I love keh-rah-tay
>if that was you in the phone and you in the bus, then who was flickering the lights?
You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!
>>65427519
KEK
>>65427716
goddammit
You ghoulish fiends hold me down and take turns nibbling on my innards. Then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards.
>>65427117
I couldn't find anything sad enough for Hospice, and your post makes me feel worse
>>65427716
FUCK
>>65427858
kek'd
Spongebob: “Wow, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird.” Patrick: “No, Spongebob, that’s Italian”
What? It's just an ordinary Kraby Pa- OH MY GOODNESS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEGVGqJEeCo
>>65427346
perfect
>>65427970
>>65427858
>>65427716
>>65427410
>>65427138
>>65425273
this thread is killing me holy shit
”I’m so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks.”
"Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?"
>>65428087
Forgot
>>65427970
Someone remember to post this next month if Wildflower turns out to be shit.
>>65422460
Pretty gr8
>>65422843
well, i gotta admit, that did slow me down
>>65422905
holy fuck
>>65427800
hey that's good
Steppin' on the beach. Doo doo doo doo. Steppin' on the beach...Doo doo doo doo...
>Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBWI0qQWZyo
Oh, Squidward, we all came as soon as we were sure you were dead.
>Is mayonnaise an instrument?
>>65428372
>>65428328
>>65427970
>>65427858
>>65427716
>>65427800
shit my sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHhoZySkw-g
>>65428372
I can't stop laughing holy fuck
>>65422905
Aargh! I be just a painting of a head.
>>65428404
>"Do instruments of torture count?"
>Don't stand too close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch it's stupid.
>"You taste like glass"
>"We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic."
>"Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!"
>>65428416
more accurate for this desu
https://youtu.be/Gx6_gCzy7LY?t=24m30s
>Everyone's an idiot except for me!
>>65428625
Pffft forgot image
>"Wait, SpongeBob! We're not cavemen! We have technology"
>Wow, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird
>No, Spongebob, that’s Italian
>“Sponge, I’m a big man. A big, big man!”
>"I WENT TO COLLEGE!"
>>65428759
More accurate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX6N2tgLmaQ
>I know! We can act like plants now! Photosynthesis! Photosynthesis!"
>you're a man now Spongebob, and it's time you start acting like one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e6ZFO66A_A
>FUTURE...FUTURE...FUTURE
>>65427138
underrated
>>65422167
KEK
>>65429037
Pic related
![sunn_cover-resize-1024x1024-52932a31dd555[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JzP49FS.jpg "sunn_cover-resize-1024x1024-52932a31dd555[1].jpg")
>this isn't just darkness...
>this is ADVANCED DARKNESS
>>65427968
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/l586W9F.png "latest[1].png")
>Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas
>>65427968
this one is my favorite holy shit
>>65426458
you've gotta be fucking kidding me this is the best /mu/ thread i've seen this year
>It's not just any boulder -- it's a rock!
WOOOO, SHAKE IT
SHAKE THAT BUBBLE BUTT
Now, you must acquire a taste for... FREEFORM JAZZ
>>65425156
;_;
I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes.
>>65427800
NOSFERATU!
>>65427970
xDDd
>>65422843
best post by far
>>65426458
Lmfao
THE KRUSTY KRRAAYYYIIAAAAIIYYAAAIIIIIAAB PIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZA, IIIIIIS THE PIIIIIZZZZAAA FOOOR YOUUUUUUU AND MEEEEEEEEHHEEEEEEEE
