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ITT: Horrible reviewers
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I'll start with an easy one.
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all the teens who copy this melon and all their 'taste' from pitcvhfork and the man himself
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All critics are shit. They can't create worthwhile art, so they review the works of those who can. Embarrassing tbqh.
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>>65416082
t. talentless "artist"
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this guy
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>>65416177

Don't ever reply to one of my posts again
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>>65416082
Honestly this. Its like those films professors in college, they talk smack but many of them have not worked in the film industry before and those who had are terrible at those careers.
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>>65416195
i didnt know mc ride made music reviews
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>>65416195
terrible review but hes ok
i mean critics usually 21 pilots for some reason
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>>65415899
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Why the hate for Spamthony Vegantano?
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>inb4 drones say otherwise

>>65416082
this, except in the rare occasion where the review itself ends up becoming art (Lester Bangs)
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>>65416325
Jesus christ i just watched some of this guy.
I seriously don't understand what people see in those kinds of bands he likes.
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>>65416425
He seems like an alright guy but his opinions are just awful
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>>65415899
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>>65416578
>He takes off points for it not being challenging enough
I agree
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgLT94FBfE0
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>>65416648
man chris mercer really let himself go...
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>>65416666
Devil quads don't lie.
Also really disappointed by this meme review he has no fucking idea what he's on about.
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>>65415899

I'm waiting
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>>65416648
what is this
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>>65417159
Antiny Dicktano
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>>65416282
Cunt
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>>65415899
How is he a horrible reviewer?
>How is he a horrible reviewer?
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>>65417494
>>How is he a horrible reviewer?
>>>How is he a horrible reviewer?
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>>65417555
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>>65416617
I feel like he explains why in the reviews
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CHRISTGAU
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>>65417256
i would fuck that
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>>65416082
The value of art depends on the values of the art critic.
Most art is born as imitation, not innovation.
The critic, not the artist, is the one who defines innovation, and rates it.
The artist is merely a vehicle for the aesthetic/ideology of the critic.
The critic is the real artist.
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>>65416578
Spotted the Radiohead/Beatles fanboy
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>>65417810
yeah, for the 5 people who care about said critic lmao
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>>65417256
Can I fuck her ass, her pussy, her mouth, her feet, her tits, her hands, her hair, her neck and so on?
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Are there any reviewers that are actually worthwhile?
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>>65417890
dude nice
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>>65417956
You, anon
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yea yea everyone hating on fantano. i bet every fucking user from /mu/ watch his videos all the time
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>>65417810
You act as if there is a division between imitation and innovation.
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>>65417709
Fucking Die, he's the only good critic
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>>65417956
mark prindle is ok
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>>65417890
I'm going to send this to her
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>>65417890
go for it anon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luWABvDNTS8
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>>65419662
marcel is the only good critic
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>>65416082
Aww did no one praise you in the band camp and SoundCloud threads?
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Besides the memes, I see nothing wrong with Fantano.

This cucklord and his fucking Voltorb on the other hand.....
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>>65420722
>he gave Blurryface a 9/10
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>>65419662
>hates prog metal
nah he's shit m8
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>>65416082
Nice detour
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>>65417810
high quality bait
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>>65417890
>feet before tits
This anon has his priorities straight
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>>65415899
Entertainment Weekly.
>Mr. Bungle's debut got a D-
>That album with that "What if god was one of us" song got an A-
Drawn Together was right.
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>>65417831
cuck
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>>65420790
he wasn't close-minded about it though, he really liked Red
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>>65420272
ok there are two
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>>65416195
He gave MMLP2 a 6/5 unironically and said that it and Camp by Gambino were his two favorite rap albums of all time (I watched TGWTG in Middle school)

literal trash opinion
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