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>>65361268
>>65361268
>>65361268
>>65365588
BLACK METAL
S
U
C
K
S
Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>>65365625
Atleast it's not BM
Vektor - Terminal Redux
Fucking kill me
do prdele jooooooo
>endlessly making threads just to shit in them with the same three guys
wew lad
>>65365658
Would gladly do cyka
Guys what's with all the black metal hate? Are we not kvlt or something?
>>65365665
>coming to those threads knowing it;ll be full of people fucking with you
wewest lad
>>65365675
Their best work
>>65365675
horribly underrated album
>>65365662
Popiči
>>65365675
rare go: 4:11
https://youtu.be/C3pF-b1tXR0?t=4m11s
>>65365680
Black metal is shit, not even a meme
We criticize sceners as immature , yet we gladly upvote the insanely edgy and shitty DUDE SATIN LMAO LARPers
>>65365675
NEVER AGAIN
>>65365699
Is this b8?
>>65365690
this must be what self-harmers feel like
meme me once shame on you
meme me twice meme on me
>>65365675
>The in "At the Gates" is capitalsied
Tiggered
>>65365619
THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO LIKE IT ARE KEKS
>>65365764
>newfagging this hard
>>65365749
When a title has only three words all of the words are capitalized dumbass
>>65365728
no, SOTS is fucking great and the people who trash it just want to look patrician on the internet
>>65365785
I dunno what you're talking about, I've been here all summer
I like shitposting and memes but I'm pretty sure this is going too far now
>>65365792
The only people who shit on SOTS are people in this thread.
>>65365820
OVER THERE IN NORWAY ALL CHURCHES ARE BURNT DOWN
>>65365820
It's all fun and games until someone comes for your precious blag meal.
>>65365786
Where did you get that rule from?
YOU FEED ON MY PAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9uFMhPYQ
>>65365831
nah even back in the messageboard days people used to go 'cuh pshh it fucking ruined death metal' like they were saying something original or had any idea what they were talking about
>>65365840
i don't like black metal my favourite bands are Emmure and Attila, hell i love shitposting anyway
but i want my memes to have a touch of class not turn into endless death grips thread autism style shitposting
CAREFUL NOT TO SMEAR YOUR MAKEUP
LET FREEDOM RING WITH A SHOTGUN BLAST
*pause*
GO
http://www.strawpoll.me/10381217
>>65365820
>muh corpsepaint viking closet fags
1:32 is the greatest riff of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAPTxBHipRI
>tfw new Devy album this September
who else /hype/?
>>65365929
where's the "i do but i never listen to it because i feel embarassed and all the songs sound kinda the same" option?
IN LEAGUE WITH THE DEVIL TALKING SATAN SKULLS AND HELL
MAKING MOMMY MAD CUZ THAT'S ORIGINAL
>>65365964
The shitposters are, isn't that right Jesse?
>tfw we did it we actually drove the black metal fags away
What do we do now?
>>65365937
>>65365839
>>65365840
like i said i dont even listen to black metal. im into blackgaze and emmure
i wasnt paying attention why are black metal fans pissed off again? lmao they hate fun
What an edgy logo
>>65366005
but I'm genuinely looking forward to it
>>65366027
>im into blackgaze
leave the hall
>>65366017
I'm still here.
>>65366058
blackgaze is great
>>65366063
Why?
>>65366027
You're even worse achsually
ALL BLACKENED SUCKS
>>65366044
>AMPGHPS
What the hell is happening to /metal/? I think the rebirth of /metal/ wasn't enough, time to let it die please?
Infester - A Higher Art of Imemeable Beauty
>>65366095
People gave up so they are just shitposting to death
>>65366095
Just leave, we like it like this.
>>65366078
ok m8 enjoy ur autism
i used to enjoy lich king back in my thrash days too
>>65366095
Not until all cult babies are out of these sacred Death grounds
>>65366095
I've been trying to goodpost through all the noise for weeks but there's too many of them. I'm getting cunted tonight anyway so we'll see who can shitpost hardest
>>65366133
i like my discussion with a side of shitposting not a huge goddamn platter of shit
>>65366137
>we like it like this.
>>65366153
You're a prime example of devolving
Don't you have a severed goat head to worship or something ?
>>65366190
we do, go make your own black metal general if you like it so much and fuck off
>>65366190
Fenriz autismo
Get out moor slave
>>65366213
>we like it like this.
>>65366191
but im listening to babymetal right now
>>65366245
Still more entertaining than screamo angst
>>65366213
>"we"
>the same handful of no-life cunts who've been killing the general for weeks
you have no claim here
>>65366272
screamo angst can be pretty good sometimes but im not in the mood for that right now
next up im gonna listen to some lich king (thanks for suggestion) and the devil wears prada
>>65365722
RETRIBUTION
ASHES COLD
>we like it like this.
>>65366280
>handful
It's the majority, you're retarded if you can't see that.
Hi everyone, I'm really into metal too :) My favourite bands are Five Finger Death Punch, We Came As Romans and Cephalotripsy.
What are your favourite bands? :)
>>65366231
>>65366294
Kys untermensch
Black Metal was and it's the forefront genre of metal that's experimenting and pushing the boundaries, and no i'm not talking about Deafheaven or Liturgy.
I love Death Metal too btw, just tired of all the caverncore shit.
We like it like this.
>>65366335
anime gtfo
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
>>65366326
it's the majority now because you bored 90% of the functioning humans to death, the post counter doesn't lie you shitty newfag immigrant
>>65366354
>experimenting and pushing the boundaries
haha ha no fucking way that's true are you retarded?
>>65366335
>we like it like this.
>The most musically complex BM can get is by having acoustic samples
>>65366354
I agree. For example, I'm really loving Astronoid's new album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb3RjfOvXBA
>>65366387
>it's the majority now
So you're agreeing with me? What's your problem then, racst?
Thoughts?
http://decibelmagazine.com/blog/2016/6/1/norways-black-metal-pioneers-ihsahn-garm-fenriz-venture-beyond-the-genres-confines
>>65366354
retarded
>>65366357
Still more entertaining than BM
>come back home after hard day of minimum wage (all day so I don't have to see your face)
>open up /metal/
>my face when
Hi, Lars from soft rock sensations "Metallica" once again! Thanks for your votes in the previous thread, it's always good to get feedback from the fans!
Unfortunately it may be too late to use the data we've collected for our upcoming album, which will instead be a full cover album of Sepultura's 1996 classic "Roots"! But we hope you'll enjoy it anyway! Keep on rockin'! \m/
>>65366434
oh shit it's actually real
fucking lmao
>we like it like this.
It is time to holocaust blag sceners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON0gqaMS2BY
>we like it like this
>>65366387
black metal had twice the votes of death in a poll yesterday, it is really just 2-3 vocal shitposters
*pause*
TRASH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueLZo-qALW8
>>65366453
what album is he posing by?
>89 replies
>18 retaded faggots shitposting
it was nice guys, goodbye
>>65366459
>AJFA lost
i'm surrounded by fuckin plebs
>>65366453
They like it like this.
>>65366482
Quality > Quantity
>>65366357
no bully
>>65366482
neurosis was voted as being as heavier than slayer in a /mu/ poll. what is your point?
>>65366504
>letting them win
>>65366516
death posters have neither it seems
>>65366527
But Neurosis is objectively heavier than Slayer.
>>65366441
no, anime is the most toxic thing even compared to black metal
i actually can't think of anything worse than anime. k-pop probably. god i hate anime so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TrFwFs11Jo
DELET BLACK POSERS
>>65365978
literally this
>>65366557
And yet still more entertaining than Black
>>65366554
Sorry I can't hear you over the singer's agony
>>65366558
>Destruction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmIwDKnyAmM
>>65366506
AJFA is the worst of their first 4
>>65366585
nah black metal is way more entertaining desu, you already admit to being anime watcher hence you lose
>>65366586
Still more entertaining than Black
Why are black posers so autistic ffs
>>65366590
all metallica after kill 'em all is utterly worthless
post music that isn't black metal (i.e: shit)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWwy7GplKt0
>we like it like this.
>>65366618
>being this contrarian
>>65366613
>>65366637
>Literally NO FUN : the genre
>Entertaining
>>65366590
Justice For All may not have the best production/mastering, but it is the apex of Hetfield's songwriting.
Too easy. It's basically effortless now. Trips are bigger game, more engaging when you take them down.
But this is always fun.
What are you listening to, r/metal?
>>65366655
>THIS IS HUH WOW
>dimmu burger
>cradle of filth
>graveworm's cover of "i need a hero"
>impaled nazarene SUOMI FINLAND PERKELE
come on now black metal is plenty fun
>>65366678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=916ZjBkjR_s
TO SPILL BLACK METAL TONIGHT
>Open up /metal/ after a long day at McDonalds
>See this thread
>"I like it like this."
>>65366652
not even meming, that's the only one that's worth listening to over a million other bands
What are you doing, guys? We’re not fucking living in a trailer camp just listening to Anthrax.
>>65366691
Still less fun than Death/Thrash
honestly if you don't like ride the lightning you don't actually like metal
>>65366717
>memespell memega
>>65366717
Phil "I'm so so sorry" Anselmo
DUN DUN DUN TA RAN RAN RAN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN TA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihKqaV3wVsY
>>65366678
Do you like it like this?
>>65366740
pretty sure I do m8, that album is bland as fuck
>>65366735
yeah this is true, duh, i told you i dont even listen to much black metal
imo the most fun metal is metalcore and nu-metal
basically all metal > anime
>>65366776
I love it here. My favorite general. It just gets better.
This thread is pure shitposting, holy shit
>we like it like this.
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
THIS AWAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
JULY
>JULY
JULY
AND BRING ME
RAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNN
What's going on in this thread?
>>65366845
it's not usually this bad honestly
i like it because i can now talk about bands i love like uneven structure, fail emotions, chunk! no, captain chunk! and no one is giving me any shit anymore :)
>>65366876
Dumb weeaboo
>>65366626
good shit my man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGKL8rNo9Hg
by the way
http://www.altpress.com/news/entry/judas_priests_rob_halford_to_perform_with_babymetal_at_2016_apmas
>>65366883
Fuck off djentshareguy
>>65366876
What's wrong? Don't you like it like this?
>>65366876
fighting fire with fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94xnH0Mqdjw
Why was early IF so fucking good bros?
HOLY FUCK MY DICK CAN'T HANDLE THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBsl04lCbvo
>>65366952
>25 years
>exactly one vocal pattern at one pitch
>>65366929
djentshareguy tried that and it failed
>>65366937
Isn't that album with Dark Tranquillity guy? He is much better vocalist than Friden
>we like it like this.
>>65366989
>still more interesting than black emtal
Why has no modern thrash revival band tried aping this album yet?
I might just have to make a copycat version of it myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOqGi6VHYeA
>>65367020
Nah black metal is the superior genre of all genres, you're probably young so I'll let you off this time
>>65367050
LOL
>>65367050
i've listened to all genres and desu black metal is pretty boring most of the time. you have to be in a certain mood for it
>>65367050
LOL
>>65366876
One edgy and embarrassing SUB"cultur" try trolling a other edgy and embarrassing SUB"cultur".
Can we agree on: Metalheads sucks!
To old....
>>65367050
LOL
I don't like it like this.
>>65367044
THE CRIPLAH!
>>65367077
the mood for quality music for true hessians, yes
help
>>65367105
SHUT UP YES YOU DO
>>65367050
LOL ͏
why are these threads moving so fast all of a sudden, yet nothing is happening
>that guitar tone/texture
So this is what an auditory orgasm is like.
Is the rest of Ihsahn's discog as GOAT as this?
>>65367091
I agree
but I don't agree with your horribly butchered English
>>65367044
This was the first good post in this entire thread. Congratulations.
Do you guys like linkin park? I like that song where he screams "CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIINNNN" becuase sometimes I feel like screaming that too
>>65367146
no it wasn't, shut the fuck up
Holy shit.
>>65367130
After is fucking amazing, don't know the others
>>65367130
After is his best album
>>65367175
Prove it.
>>65367175
What's happening cuck?
like what you see?
>>65367158
anyone who can't sing along to hybrid theory and meteora in their entirety isn't trve
>>65367204
This
Less black metal
More nu-metal and core pls
>>65367204
>IT STARTS WITH
one thing, I don't know why
it doesn't even matter how hard you try
keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain in due time how
>ALL I KNOW
So guys I'm listening to some old black metal and it's actually really nice, the guitars don't sound muffled at all so can we agree that it's only the new black metal that's shit?
We did it
We finally broke /metal/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsCD5XCu6CM
>>65367251
yes only Hellhammer and Sodom is best guitar
>>65367202
In some ways yes but mostly no
I thought my drunken ATG shitposting was bad but this is on another level, it's almost as bad as what I did to Terminal Redux. It's kind of beautiful how awful it is. Is this Jesse's doing? I don't even think he's capable of this level of garbage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TyCUJZAxqc
Ladies and gentlemen.
The next Sunbather is upon us.
>>65367252
We made it better.
>>65367274
Go away Gallifrey
>>65367204
IT'S LIKE I'M PARANOID
LOOKIN OVER MY BACK
IT'S LIKE A WHIRLWIND
INSIDE OF MY HEAD
IT'S LIKE I
CAN'T STOP WHAT I'M HEARIN WITHIN
IT'S LIKE THE FACE INSIDE
IS RIGHT BENEATH MY SKIN
>>65367270
Jesse started it but in the end it's everyone's fault
>>65367270
Jessie is not a real person, people just use him as an excuse to shitpost
>>65367274
This is great album let's make it a meme
>tfw you helped shitpost to bring /metal/ down
It's a good feel lads.
>/metal/ has been on consistent shitposting mode for over a week
Quite impressive
Yeah, I like metal. Gojira, Boris, Mastodon, Opeth, Neurosis, Isis, maudlin of the Well, Kayo Dot, Devin Townsend, Deafheaven, Vektor, Metallica, Demilich, Alice in Chains, Amon Amarth, Megadeth, Queensrÿche, Dream Theater, Tiamat, Tool, Earth, Cynic, Cult of Luna, Slayer, Pelican, Jesu, Sunn O))), Voivod, Sonata Arctica, The Gathering, Epica, Pantera, Pain of Salvation, diSEMBOWELMENT, Alestorm, Within Temptation, Melvins, Anthrax, Katatonia, Rage Against the Machine, Refused, The Angelic Process, Kamelot, In Flames, Type O Negative, Arcturus, Dragonforce, Kylesa, Acrimony, Ahab, Rosetta, My Dying Bride, Meshuggah, Om, Machine Head, Bon Jovi, Symphony X, Anathema, Deftones, Amorphis, Stratovarius, Paradise Lost, Evanescence, Nadja, Trouble, Rhapsody, Gloryhammer, Baroness, Corrosion of Conformity, Cannibal Corpse, Ensiferum, Blind Guardian, The Sword, Clutch, Helloween, Psychostick, Wintersun, Liturgy, Aion, Bongripper, Versailles, X Japan, Galneryus, Aldious, High On Fire, Cyntia, Animals As Leaders, Lacuna Coil, Light Bringer, Albion, Masterpiece, MinstreliX, Gauntlet, Jupiter, Balflare, Electric Wizard, Big Business, Gunbridge, Blood Stain Child, Alcest, Concerto Moon, Astrea, Harvey Milk, Diamond, Edge of Sanity, Thunder Fall, Arcadia, Blood IV, Sleep, Valthus, Agalloch, Kyuss, Acid King, Mgla, Dir Ein Grey, Bongzilla, Rekion, Sacred Aeolia, Thundersteel, Nightwish, Artillery, the list goes on :)
/metal/ went to shit when that periphery fag started shitposting in November 2014.
Prove me wrong.
>>65367274
Cool, I liked the Stargazer EP
>>65367360
You mean djentshareguy?
>>65367338
I've just accepted it. I don't even want to discuss metal anymore, it's not like you fuckers had anything interesting to say anyway.
>>65367338
/metal/'s been on continuous shitposting mode since I turned Vektor into a meme
>>65367338
I have also strangely started enjoying /metal/ a lot more since then
Coincidence? I think not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcOiJgNxP_4
>>65367334
shitposting is fine, my quarrel is with the HYUK HYUK ME TOO faggots forcing poor memes and literally posting the same shit over and over. it would be an embarrassing spectacle on /b/ let alone here
>>65367350
>Refused
what?
>>65367383
More time to actually listen to metal instead of discussing it worthlessly on an anime website.
>>65367388
yeah I agree
now that Bjorn "Speed" Strid meme? funniest shit ever
What did you guys think of Vektor's new album? It had something to do with terminals I think. I thought it sounded great, it's some top notch melodic death metal imo
>>65367405
It's shit
>>65367404
Fuck off, bjorn "shit" dick was the shittiest meme, so forced and rarely funny
>>65367405
It's no Gojira featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid to be honest
>>65367405
>melodic death metal
please, it was some kind of black thrash.
>>65367404
IIIII
FEEEAAARR
IF YOU STILL HATE ME YOU'RE THININ OF ME
I'MMM
HEEEEERRRREEEE
AND I STILL DON'T NOW I FEEL SO LOW NOOOWWW
NOOOOOOWWWWW
>>65367429
OK "MEMEXPERT" WHAT DO U THINK ARE THE TOP 5 /METAL/ MEMES
GO.
>>65367438
No dude it had melody and screaming so it was melodic death metal
What's some avant-garde scenecore?
>>65367468
vektor
>>65367468
vektor
>>65367382
yeah whatever buddy.
>>65367405
Honestly I've never listened to it in full minus Charging The Void and Recharging The Void, but their first two albums sucked and the fact that fans love this one the most means it has to be their worst.
Muthafucka u don't understand
All my hate!
Muthafucka u don't understand
All my rage!
Muthafucka u don't understand
All my pain!
Muthafucka u don't understand...
>>65367429
How was it forced it if rose instantly from a single post
Well I guess that's it. The shitposters aren't going anywhere, this general is officially dead.
Pack it up boys.
>>65367466
when i'm fucking your mother there's melody and screaming, is that melodic death metal too?
can we all agree that this was some choice numetal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXpyI-Kat1E
>dat cowbell
Is this caverncore?
https://degial.bandcamp.com/album/savage-mutiny
>>65367512
Those are literally the two worst tracks. The rest of it is pretty good actually.
>>65367524
You're the 300th person to say this and yet you won't actually leave. Just join the shitposting team.
>>65367524
good stay out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW0krAXXElQ
>i wanna watch you suck his dick
>>65367524
I thought the same thing yet I'm still here
And remember, all of this is Vektorshareguy. He's the mastermind who did all this. Him and only him.
>>65367524
>>65367552
this, all we can do is try to raise the quality of the shitposting and hope some kind of order is restored in time
>>65367466
You sound autistic trying to say it's melodic death metal
>>65367540
vouched for
>>65367590
also we can start posting other genres of metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nSmdllDCtU
>>65367524
>>65367552
Most good posters like dmshareguy left already
hypothetically
if we were to have a /metal/ listen-along for one thread, what album would you want it to be?
>>65367644
>>65367631
kek that guy looks like such a faggot from the thumbnail alone
>>65367644
vektor
>>65367644
Vulgar Display of Power
>>65367644
The Astonishing
>>65367643
>>65367643
>dmshareguy
>good
u b8 m8
>>65367644
Terminal Redux
>>65367644
cowboys from hell would be maximum fun desu
>>65367550
Judging by those tracks I know what I'm in for is
>overly melodic leads with a few standard thrash riffs thrown in
>annoying TSOP-style vocals that sound more processed
>Overly clean production that sucks the heaviness out of the guitar
>Long songs that just don't get to the point
I doubt I'll like it even if those two tracks were the worst, I've hated all of Vektor's stuff and something tells me this won't be different
What happened to White Noise 2.0, he was a really good poster with good taste. not insufferable at all
>>65367644
Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
>>65367631
Sure. Here's ironic metalsuckscore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRGrBXfAroM
>>65367644
The Astonishing
Would we do it on a mumble server or something?
>>65367644
Dememefacture
>>65367698
haha what are you some kind of faggot
shit taste
Anyone else miss djentshareguy?
>>65367703
good work, i used to read SYWH
time to step up your game, we're getting advanced now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iePPD-Vv-0
How do we fix /metal/?
>>65367667
>>65367676
>>65367677
>>65367679
>>65367682
>>65367685
>>65367701
>>65367706
>>65367715
>LITERALLY EVERYONE picks meme answers
holy shit this general is beyond retarded
>>65367582
To be fair you did get too much flack back before I decided to attach a name to myself, but this right now isn't my fault. Someone else is pulling the strings here right now
