last two digits decides the percentage of how probable your post is.
I'll start. Wildflower recieves BNM
>>65363260
my memes are pretty good
>>65363260
Wildflower is hailed as the worst album of the decade and one of the members of the Avalanches will commit suicide within the next year
Wildflower is the biggest heap of shit and Frankie Sinatra is the best track on the album.
Avalanches will bet a BNM
mu never stops this electrowing memeing
I Am God
Swans - The Glowing Man will be the best album ever recorded, and multiple fans will commit suicide, as their lives are complete and it's only downhill from there.
>>65363299
damn son
>>65363299
Accurate.
But unfortunately the album should only get a 6.3
A for effort
The RYM genres for Frankie Sinatra will eventually become at least somewhat accurate.
>>65363285
Yikes!
fleet foxes lp3 before 2017
Pablo Honey will retrospectively be called Radiohead's best album
Wildflower is universally agreed to be one of the biggest disappointments in the history of music and the Avalanches are relegated to d.j.ing anime conventions.
>>65363349
Hell I'll go farther
The new Swans album will be their worst to date and Michael Gira will have some long-lost murder case dug up against him
Animal Collective will finally call it quits and Phil's wife will die and he will stop making music to take care of his daughter
Aqua will reunite
/mu/ becomes a good board
>>65363335
t. pitchfork
>>65363405
>5%
Of course.
>>65363392
Please no to AnCo! I need at least one more album with them reuniting with Deak.
Phil releases The Glow, pt.3 after his wife dies and it is the greatest artistic achievement in mankind's history since cavemen decided to start banging sticks together and painting buffalo on their cave walls.
>>65363299
>>65363302
>>65363405
accurate probabilities
>>65363351
hey, at least it's slightly more than half
>>65363431
Deakin won't deliver after Sleep Cycle
The Avalanches' "Colours" will sample "Donovan's Colours" by Van Dyke Parks.
Screencap this.
Green Day's next album is as good as American Idiot
>>65363611
11%? unlikely
Montie will die before he reaches the age of 18
>>65363302
Thank god.
I will get a gf this year
I miss when this board shat on pitchfork instead of fucking worshipping it
>>65363686
:D
i'll take it
Fantano will love Wildflower
im gonna survive this year
I'll commit suicide soon.
The Glowing Man will leak in a week.
>>65363801
oh shit anon rip
>>65363805
woo damn
Will I get a GF this year?
>>65363801
hmm, ok
Baneposting lives on for EVER
Fugazi has a reunion tour and releases a new album by 2017
>>65363801
oh god
>>65363801
rip
>>65363801
rip frankie boy
i will have sex tomorrow
The relationship I'm working toward will go well and I won't end up killing myself
>>65363801
hell be fine
>>65363882
it's happening!!!
/mu/ will successfully ban fantanoposting
The person below me will get dubs
Kate Bush releases an album in 2017 and it's by far her best work.
>>65363801
hang in there buddy, there's anyways that 1%
my next girlfriend will be patrician and thicc
My boyfriend will not leave me
My oneitis likes me and will be my GF.
I get a hot boyfriend by the end of the year who's really nice and has a great sense of humor.
daft punk does alive 2017
>>65364102
:'(
>>65363997
>>65364052
there's hope for us after all
Tripcode users will be murdered with extreme prejudice this year.
>>65363260
Death Grips will release a full, at least 15 minute long SOMETHING by Sunday.
I will get a gf before the end of the year.
>>65363392
Hoiw about Phil's wife dies and he goes on to write the glow pt. 3, a 10/10 album?
Wildflower will be better than anything Radiohead or Death Grips ever put out.
a billium dollarbs will fall from the sky and i'll be rich forever
>>65363392
>other bands will release their greatest work and their talent will lull in 15 years
>>65364204
>>65363656
>>65363347
>>65363873
These will never happen.
>>65364301
hahahahaaaahahahhhhaha
newtrips stop shitting up the board
Brand New releases a 10/10 AOTY album on the same day a major terrorist attack happens this year
Me and a friend will become rich
>>65364133
Maybe if you weren't a mentally ill faggot, you'd get a girlfriend.
>>65364235
phil's wife will not die
phil goes onto make his happiest but weirdest album yet and replaces the avalanches in essential summercore
i lose my virginity this year
>22 years old
i get a nice girlfriend who would listen to music with me and maybe one or two friends
>>65364599
congrats
>>65364599
>99%
damn can't go wrong with that
Solex's new album is better than the Avalanches' new album.
i will be alone forever
>>65364599
This thread will return to being about music.
>>65364697
Sorry bud...
frankie sinatra is the worst song of the century
>>65364559
I'm a girl tho
>>65364747
>47%
could go either way
All my money troubles will be easily dealt with.
>>65363260
This Will Destroy You will come out with the best post-rock album of the decade in 2018
10/10 FROM FANTANO AND ALBUM OF THE YEAR
wildflower will be actually decent
Death Grips are inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2035. The artist that tributes their work with a live performance was born this year. Ride committed suicide 20 years prior -- a statue was erected in Sacramento. Andy Morin could not attend as he was busy composing a score for a major motion picture. Zach Hill and his husband accept the honor with humility.
Phil Collins will get 5 consecutive #1 hits
>>65364908
Fine, 12 consecutive #1 hits
Frankie Sinatra will be featured on the trailer for the new Seth Rogen dudeweedlmao Comedy
I will finally get a gf
>>65364893
I will be Zach Hill's future husband.
>>65364999
999 PERCENT CONFIRMED
>>65364999
I will be Andy Morin's future wife
>>65363392
>Aqua will reunite
but they already have?
i will get a girlfriend this year
i will have sex while listening to remain in light this year
>>65367097
excellent, thank you 4chan
Tom Waits will die tomorrow
>>65365852
I will be at Stefan's open casket funeral within the next year
>>65367153
I will give Andy a handjob at Stefan's open casket funeral within the next year
Wildflower is rated 9.2 BNM on P4k, and will secretly be bundled with Half-Life 3.
David Bowie will come back to life and release just one more album
Frankie Sinatra is the worst song on an album that is so good that Frankie Sinatra is its worst song
>>65367302
damn shame
death grips wins a grammy
>>65364893
>Ride commited suicide 20 years prior
>2035 - 20 = 2015
wew lad
>>65367648
93% probability
checkmate
I'll go batshit insane and will end up murdering someone by the end of the year.
Also I'll understand trout mask replica
OP suffers from autism
>>65368596
Welp, you've seen it here
>>65368597
welp the digits don't lie
Wildflower is AOTY, wins a grammy and the avalanches come out with an album five years later that manages to top the last 2 and goes down as an all-time masterpiece.
we're all getting laid
>>65368698
THX BASED ANON
Brand New releases a new album this year
I will have sex in the next 3 years
I kill myself by the end of October
I'll get a qt gf within 4 months
I will finally get a gf.
>>65364999
999% I USED TO GIVE A FUCK
I will get a new gf this year
tfw no gf right guys?
The new Clarence Clarity is going to change the world
i will have sex while listening to a david bowie album this year
Wildflower has the single greatest song crafted by the Avalanches
>>65363392
Aqua becomes a symphonic metal band and their new album features a Nightwish-esque reworking of "Barbie Girl".
the strokes new album this year
>>65363260
The new of Montreal album will be a [my last two digits]/10
>>65369700
jej
>>65369700
gr8
>>65369700
fuggin lel
I will sleep with my ex again some day
rolling for gf because everyone else is
David Bowie will still be dead tomorrow
i will make a /mu/core album and it will get p4k bnm
i will make a normiecore album and rolling stone will give it 5 stars
The Same Place comes out this year
I will never get laid
I will be able to pay my rent next month
I will get a cute girlfriend by the end of this year
i'll meet my ex again someday in the future and push our differences aside for one night
Tool will release a new album this year
the smiths reunion tour 2017
>>65372017
figures
Wildflower gets 5 stars from allmusic
My favorite bands next album will actually be better than their last one
Bob Dylan kicks the bucket
i'll marry molly rankin
Scott Walker will unexpectedly release the AOTY.
Also, I will get a gf this year.
>>65372190
jealous af
She'll die this year.
>>65372305
nice
>>65372305
phew! Now I can relax.
james iha will record a new album with the smashing pumpkins
/mu/ will stop memeing one day
>>65372241
Eh, give it another year
You know how long album hiatuses are for him
>>65372405
LOL
Phil Elverum murders his wife and kid, and then hangs himself over the shame of having had to viral himself on /mu/ for money.
Trent Reznor will make a Nine Inch Nails album that doesn't sound like washed up shit like his last two albums.
>>65363260
I'll get a gf
[spoiler] who actually loves me for who I am[/spoiler]
>>65372502
Oh shit!
>>65372502
HAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
i kill myself
>>65372502
reroll for you my friend
may you be blessed with happiness
The strokes next album is good.
>>65372502
You can't make this shit up
ill get a gf this year
I find happiness
Give a Glimpse of What Yer Not will be the best album of the year.
>>65363260
Anyone in this thread has a girlfriend
I am a guy and I like grills.
BoC New EP This Year
My Bloody Valentine release a new EP this year.
>>65372900
L O L
O
L
Dr. Dre will release Detox.
The next AnCo album is prog rock and Deakins back and its a massive fucking hit.
>>65369289
Yay
>>65372708
kek
>>65373002
reroll cos thats sounds pretty cool
over the summer my crush will bcome more than a friend
and then we form a band together and get big and make $$$
I lose my virginity this year.
Sonic Youth is the best thing to happen to music since its conception 100 years ago in the 1920's.
jeff mangum will commit suicide tomorrow
/mu/ will freak out
(by the way that's actually going to happen)
>>65373285
>Music started in the 1920s
Fucking idiot. Music started in 1910.
>>65373299
HOLY SHIT
Anthony fantano will have an absolute mental breakdown and it won't be funny at all
Björk will release 3 new albums all at once
Michael Gira kills himself onstage
Modest mouse releases their best album ever, then breaks up before any of it can be performed live
Scaruffi is imprisoned for eating a man's face right off his skull
/Daily/ threads are stickied, while k-pop threads are pruned
Varg makes the best twee pop record of all time
>>65373192
Nice
>>65373299
O fug
>>65373299
>>65373299
>>65363260
jamie stewart drops xiu xiu in favor of xitsj and ibopa, makes new albums of that style
>>65373302
>implying the first real music to be played wasnt in the 1920's?
>>65372305
YOU will die this year.
ill kill myself today
>>65373299
hell be fine
Grimes finally shaves her armpits
>>65363611
There is something about this post...
It seems strangely prophetic.
>>65373525
>Only a 25% chance he'll be fine
>>65373338
I'm going to see Swans in September, he better do it then.
>>65363260
death grips collab with merzbow
>>65373993
OH SWEET JESUS
>>65372866
Hoping
>>65363611
seconded, it totally sounds like something they'd sample
>>65363260
kurt cobain resurrects
>>65374444
Quads tho
new limp bizkit album releases before august and receives a 9.6 from bitchfork
i will be happy in a few months
and fantano rates a record a 10 this year
>>65373299
If he goes, I go. We'll finally be able to love eachother
Will Kanye ever make another "great" album?
I will have a GF this year which is "thicc" and has decent music taste
death grips release a new album this year. it's years ahead of its time but gets critically panned, stefan kills himself as a result of the poor reception
I know this is all banter and shit posting but I honestly loved Frankie Sinatra and I think that song is only the beginning of what will be a contender for album of the year. I think it will overall be absolutely fantastic.
I will get qt Gf within the next 2 years
Also new Death Grips release this year
Wildflower is so innovative it is categorized first album in a new genre.
Deakin will rejoin AnCo and they will make a 10/10 album the sounds like their old Feels/Strawberry sound.
Also the Smashing Pumpkins will reunite with each original member
wildflowers is amazing and is SILY 2
>>65378137
fuck what have I done
I'll kill myself this year
Brian Eno dies in a plane crash later this month
I'm gonna make something of myself this year
I'll finally be happy and start liking music again
my man tool will grow to proportions not believed possible in this realm
m'lady will notice and respond in accordance with her feminine charms
Efrim will release All Lights Fucked or someone will get a quality rip of it this year
Young Thug goes down as the GOAT rapper.
meme magic breaks Mosul Dam causing refugee crisis that destroys Europe
frankie sinatra sounds like a song the avalanches would release if they had made albums every 3-4 years consistently since SILY, each progressively shittier than the last. i can't understand that goofy hook and the gratuitous guest verses. WHY
>>65372387
this man gets it
>>65380247
Spot on. Wildflower is going to be the Avalanches' Painting With, except we didn't get good albums between now and 2000.
>>65372305
who is this semen demon?
>>65372900
No doubt.
normies start making itaots memes
Only 6 albums worth a damn have came out this year.
>>65380600
welp.
>>65363260
the time spent fixing the tags on my music collection will pay off
>>65364301
Avalanches are trash that only /mu/ likes to this degree. DG and Radiohead surpassed them years and years ago
Their next album is going to be better then the previous one
she'll be mine
AnCo will take a long ass break only to put out a 10/10 album
>>65368698
Yep, confirmed for tomorrow. Thx anon
>>65369700
>>65363656
6 years is a long time for something bad to happen, that percentage should be higher
>>65373338
Re-roll for pruning K-Pop threads
>>65380600
ITAOTS pt. 2 comes out to be memed even more
death of memerap as a buzzword on this board
>>65375027
Antano Fantano rates Wildflower 10/10
>>65380743
accurate
I'll get it on with my ex on Sunday
>>65380969
>69
confirmed
yall suck
>>65380988
fuck
sonemic will be a 10/10 website
the probability that the last two digits of this post will be "50"
>>65381050
damn...
>>65381050
>>65373299
I'M SORRY MAGNUM CHRIST I HAVE MEMED
I WON'T DO IT AGAIN PLS DON'T KYS
