Find a frontman with more charisma than Dio
I dare you
Freddie Mercury
>>65354516
All memes aside, Mercury's charisma is like half the reason you get reddit pastas about him in the first place.
obviously Queen are massively overrated but you can't really deny the guy knew how to work the audience
I'm sure someone will just respond to this with "that" pasta anyway but w/e
>>65354516
I bet Dio could've beaten Freddie Mercury in a brawl.
>>65354545
I bet a hippo could've beaten Dio in a brawl.
But that does not make a hippo more charismatic than Dio.
bruce dickenson
>>65354564
I was just wondering.
And even if we don't count the AIDS I guess Dio had that tenacity and he'd take Freddie down.
Freddie seemed much stronger though.
>>65354416
>who is jim morrison
>>65354604
A hack on tier with Nirvana man.
>>65354604
Morrison was a bimbo
t: Thom Yorque
>>65354620
>kurt wasn't charismatic
oioi reddo's
>>65354722
"I wish I was gay so I could piss of homophobes"
"God is gay"
Yeah...charismatic...
anyone who isnt dead.
>>65354756
he just got called faggot a lot and eventually got tired of it
>>65354765
How does that change the fact that those statements are really childish? He was as charismatic as the average /b/tard.
>>65354505
faggot band, faggot genre of music
It's astounding that Dio hasn't found success and haven't even sung hard rock until he was 35.
>>65354595
that's now how charismas work, this is not UFC we're talking about
>>65354756
Yeah right, let's take 2 things Cobain said once out of context and pretend that was his main message.
fuck charisma
>>65354867
Dude, I don't care about charisma.
I just want to visualize Dio punching Mercury while the moustached Iranian goes "IOIOIOIOIOEHEHEHE"
>>65354416
OH NO, MOVE AWAY FROM HARM
layne staley
>>65354505
isnt that lostprophets lead singer?
he tried sticking his dick in a fucking baby.
what the actual fuck
>>65354928
Dio's body is like half Freddy, so..
>>65354966
he deserves more than just prison. maybe castration or even death penalty
>>65354996
castration and exile to a secluded island sounds good.
>>65354966
He did it for the mega lolz
rob halford was maximum charisma
also anthony keidis, regardless of how shit he is
i'd fuck him
>>65354756
I see no problem with those statements.
Tim Smith
>>65354533
yes, thank you
brian may sucks so bad. truly one of the worst
>>65354604
Definitely more charasmatic than dio. GG op.
>>65354416
OZZY but Dio is a better singer.
WHAT
Bowie, Iggy, or maybe >>65355382