I'm a bad motherfucker not a fucking role model edition
old : >>65326238
First for Sunbather is actually good.
>>65332320
http://www.strawpoll.me/10371707
>>65332320
Come on everybody
put your fucking hands up
what?
fucking hands up!
what?
fucking hands up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o6IoZnuCJo
Third for metal will never die.
>>65332320
FUCK CHURCH HIT A BONG, THEN GO SMASH A FUCKING BOTTLE
>>65332378
death and thrash are the only valid answers
>>65332374
Memes aside,I just don't get them.The only blackgaze band i love is amesoeurs, and alcest is decent i guess.
>>65332378
I refuse to partake in your memery.
>>65332410
more like stoner/doom
>>65332378
>someone voted black
HOW? How can someone actually hold this opinion? fucking retarded
>>65332378
voted black but only because grindcore wasn't an option
>>65332378
Objectively Death
Every other opinion is Untermensch
I used to love Attila
>>65332433
DUDE
>>65332452
this is the home of NBBMN. it's not that surprising anon.
>>65332413
It's just something about the guitar tonnes man, the whole things really pretty sounding.
>>65332452
most of the people posting in these threads are new to metal through /mu/ so naturally the only metal subgenre they have exposure to is black metal
>black metal
>>65332378
There is only one answer
>>65332487
but it's just ridiculous how better almost every single sub-genre in there is
>>65332403
GOTTA FEW SLUTS TO HELP ME ROLL A FEW BLUNTS AND THEY NEVER QUESTION ME BECAUSE THEY KNOW I HATE CUNTS URRRGG
Is it even possible to be edgier than this intro? Can he beat this?
>>65332497
it would make more sense for people that just started listening to metal to like thrash or death
>>65332522
ikr? really makes you think
>>65332525
hope they do it
>Black
Plebs out
Is this accurate?
death metal babbies btfo
>>65332562
because black metal is so deep amirite? and also no, since /mu/ only likes black metal, and shitty black metal too
>>65332562
No, it really doesn't. Sheltered high schoolers absolutely hate thrash and death, whereas black with it's muffled and distant production and special snowflake image speaks to them.
>>65332480
I'll have you know I only smoke crack because I'm not a coward
>>65332608
No. Katatonia is the heavier version of The Cure
>>65332562
I agree, I'm new to metal and can't stand black. Thrash and death have substance but black metal sounds like someone grinding two rocks in the distance while shrieking into a pillow.
>>65332503
>>65332599
>>65332522
>>65332452
>>65332613
>>65332611
>>65332687
All me, desu
What was the name of an album that looked like this?
>>65332609
The masses are asses
Death >B.Thrash >>>>>>>>>>>>jews>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gypsies>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Black
>>65332687
black metal is stockholm syndrome : the genre, don't get fooled, there is nothing of worth musically besides a few 2nd wave bands
>>65332378
>all these black fags
vomit.jpg
>>65332378
um.... where is djent???
A bit surprised by how few votes doom is getting, always imagined it was pretty big on /mu/
How can people still listen to hyperborean black metal in 2016? What do you people see in it?
>>65332714
Tech thrash > Vanilla thrash > Blackened thrash
blackened thrash can indeed be radical, but there aren't many good bands
2nd wave blag methuls is nothing corpsepaint drum molesting faggots
Thrash/Death masterrace, scene kids out
>>65332768
you're not wrong, but remember you're on /meal/, not /mu/
post songs that are literally you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzhWmLEHEBY
>>65332781
>>65332750
>>65332702
>>65332611
>>65332599
>>65332503
>>65332487
How much samefaggery did I catch?
>>65332791
I meant Brutal thrash
But, might as well :
Brutal > Proggy > Techy > Blackened
>>65332791
Blackened Tech Thrash is the shit tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQVWgK3lO0s
>>65332817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzTYw7kraak
>>65332826
Gb2/b/
>>65332826
I actually voted BM.
>>65332826
all me
>>65332827
eh brutal sounds usually too much like slayer clones to me
What a time to be alive.
What's your favorite post-2nd wave black metal? Tell Uncle Jesse all about it.
>>65332879
Not in a mile pham, you just have a bad ear
>>65332918
begone
>>65332936
>Not in a mile pham, you just have a bad ear
I mean they're usually faster and more brutal, but also usually have very generic riffs
if you count this as brutal thrash then this would be my favourite album in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVJCWgmOcNg
>/metal/ memeing 2nd wave
About fucking time, kvlt babies out
>>65332936
Metal archives has no band called begone. Got a link?
>>65332826
Same time next week?
>>65332961
>Generic
They can be interesting, Spectrum of Death for example has an excellent mixture of tech while still retaining it it crushing brutallity, same for Sadus
Nice share btw
>mfw someone insults black metal
Post criminally underrated albums by popular bands.
>>65333050
Wrong cover
>>65333041
>Spectrum of death
I really liked the vocals, but found the riffs generic too, infernal majesty is very good though if you consider them brutal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpLbkxEL5bs
>>65333090
:-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
>>65332378
i don't understand how could anyone unironically choose metalcore
>>65333050
>>65333130
>lich king
>>65333176
you're joking right?
>>65333124
Your taste then
>>65333200
>>65333162
Taking it seriously.
>>65333216
>le it's just your taste meme
This is what plebs actually believe
>>65333230
do you have a history of mental illness then?
>>65333253
it's not nice being rude.
>>65333250
Morbid Saint is in no way generic
Kys yourself
>REDEMPTION IS THE TRADEMARK OF A GODDAMN FOOL
>>65333130
YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE YOU LOOK LIKE A SCHMUCK
kek
>>65333283
that wasn't me
sigs
>>65333319
I know
>approximately 90% of posts in this thread have been shitposts
>compared to the normal 80% shitpost ratio
S U M M E R F R I E N D S
>>65333319
Me neither.
>>65333290
OVERLORD
>>65333333
>>65333319
Don't listen to this guy, it was definitely >>65333124
>>65333290
OVERLORD
V
E
R
L
O
R
D
>>65333176
>>65333130
>singer sounds like a wounded duck
metal for this please
>>65333428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meIh4oZ-hNs
>>65333050
>>65333358
It's great, isn't it?
metal? it's gay...
Is sleep - dopesmoker any good?
I see it around mu like every day
>>65333478
my favorite desu
>>65333696
yes
>>65333696
it's long
>>65333696
it's spammed like a meme for some reason but it's pretty good yeah
also sleep's side project Om is even better imo
>>65333400
What does /metal/ think of the new Moonsorrow album?
>>65333886
good
>>65333886
>>65333908
It's hipster shit, like you.
>>65333950
it's not
>>65333886
>inciting a meme war this well
I liked it.
>>65333967
It is, though.
>>65333886
It's simply ebin
>moonsorrow
>>65333950
>>65334042
>it's hipster because Melon liked it
kys
>>65334042
What is hipster about it
ITT: Moonsorrow replaces Vektor as /metal/'s resident meme
>>65334090
see>>65334085
>>65334085
Hey, I don't make the meme rules, I just abide by them. Fantano liking something makes it hipster.
>>65334083
PERKELE :D
>>65334136
i didnt know fantano reviewed it
never listening again
>>65334120
Moonsorrow has been a meme for months
>Binland
>>65334174
Lol varjoina :-DDDD
>>65334174
resident
>Finnish music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ
>Finnish music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Iqv9ukUtDI
TULEN VALTAKUNNASTA VEREN VALTAAN
>finland
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>scandanavia
>>65333130
God damn thrash metal fucking sucks. What kind of metal band writes a diss track even if they are joking?
>Finnish music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4
>finn
This makes me proud to be Finnish
>europeans
>he listens to sounds
fucking
plebs
>europe
>humans
I bet u can't even charge the void
>>65334357
KALEVALA :DD
Featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>>65334357
But anon it's terrible
Name a better opener
pro tip: you cant
>milky way
what are the Satanic Pop Metal essentials? I already know Semargl ofc
>band name contains the word witch
>Carbon based life form
>matter
>1st dimension
>>65334456
Ghost
>
Holy shit this is maximum shitposting. One day I hope this thread will understand that quality IS better than quantity
>>65334525
>not featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>>65334525
>this
>maximum shitposting
hey newfriend
>>65334433
>it's terrible
kys
I just wanted to know what /metal/ thinks of the new Moonsorrow record.
I didn't know it would be this bad.
>>65334456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HgPIBGJYXQ
Rate my recent purchases
>>65334553
>kys yourself
>>65334571
>symphony X
KYS yourself
>>65334553
Ignorance is no excuse.
>>65334571
kys yourself
>>65334571
>prorge
>>65332394
It... It's like bROKENCYDE and ATTILA fucked, with a dash of extra cringe and no theme... 8/10
Geil, Alter!
>>65334571
I guess I knew people like you existed, I just hoped they never came here.
>>65334591
That's the only good thing there faggot
>>65333162
Because people have different tastes in music. Might not feel peer pressured to pretend to like what the rest of /mu/ is interested in just to fit in.
>>65332394
legitimately the best crabcore I've ever heard
>>65334614
Did you make it to the final pig squeels and gutturals? I lost my shit by that point.
>alive
>>65334641
That's the joke, you dip. Even tho, I like Traced in Air 2:0
Despite them not being metal, what does /metal/ think of Swans.
Great thread guys
>>65334709
They do not feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid
That's a fact bb
Despite them not being metal, what does /metal/ tink of Radiohead?
>>65334525
>he thinks this is apex shitposting
its like you're SUMMER or something
>>65334709
Probably the closest non-metal band to being metal
They are almost sludge metal
Great and varied band, they daefinitel brought lot of new ideas into post-rock
>>65334735
OVerrated
>>65332394
i saw them live
>>65334465
Witchtrap
Despite them not being metal, what does /metal/ think of Sabaton?
>>65334735
I try not to
>>65334752
I probably gonna check them out at Brutal Assault for fun if nothing interesting will play at the time
>>65334465
Skeletonwitch
Say my name
2nd wave is shit
That's a fact, and it deserves 2 bee meme'd
I cut myself and drew crosses in my face with the blood
It was the most fun I've had in ages
>>65334816
my name
>>65334768
I think you should kill yourself
Burn this general to the ground
>>65334816
Devin "heavy devin" Townsend
>>65334816
Jens Kidman
>>65334816
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE
>>65334863
BURN IT TO THE GROUND
Any thoughts on this? I think it's pretty interesting. Basically Impaled Northern Moonforest if it wasn't a joke
Rec me deathcore that doesn't completely suck
>>65334816
Älg "Velocity" Kamp
>>65334938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im_PHR_cO7Y
>>65334938
>somebody posts deathcore
>"No, no... he said 'doesn't.'"
>nobody posts deathcore ever again
>>65334913
>BURN IT TO THE GROUND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNTylXek3vg
>>65334720
Who is this guy again? Bjork "Fast" Strum?
Whats the best krallice record?
>>65334938
Dark Sermon
Rate my recent pick ups
>>65334990
Self-titled.
>>65334816
Pinkman
>>65335015
Black baby get out
>>65334990
>>65335016
this tobh
>>65334990
YPM
>>65332378
The correct answer is Thrash, and /mu/ has failed me.
>>65335054
>this is /mu/
>>65334956
Damn, this is actually pretty tight.
>>65335088
Yes it is?
>>65335114
this is /metal/, regular /mu/ is 1000 times worse.
>>65334995
>dat Ode to the Black Widow
DAMN SON. Sounds like some good spot between deathcore, black and melodeath metal. Definitely keeping this.
>>65335097
I know right. Those almost not slavs can do some really dank shit.
>>65335034
iv been trying to get into this for the last two days an its just not doing it for me.. but even on first listen im loving Diatoma
i dno whether to stick with YPM for a bit longer or leave it
>>65335151
No, this is no longer /metal/. We are metal /mu/lisha
/metal/'s thoughts on cult of luna? Never really liked any other band with that style of vocals but digging some of their shit, especially live recordings
>>65335170
Got anything bands like this? I need more of this in my life.
hoh wow I listened to the last machine head track and now i'm fucking gay
this is advanced garbage
>>65334865
>Devin "heavy devin"
ok I've been moaning about the shitposters but this got a kek out of me for some reason
>>65335203
Maybe newer Aversions Crown?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb5z5AULWCw
>>65335198
Sorry but that band is impossible to discuss here
>>65335380
Why is that?
Damn this was a bad thread, I'd rather talk about the intro to the song Slaughter of the Soul by At The Gates than see another thread like this
>>65335418
Tell me about the intro! Why does it stop after about five seconds?
>>65335451
If I recall Tomas yells "Go" briefly before it resumes
>>65335418
>>65335451
>forcing shitty new memes this hard
>GUYS PLS LOOK I MADE ONE AS WELL GUYS PLS
>>65335418
I'm really intrigued
What's an intro
>>65335491
Lotta cynicism ´for a local shitposter
>>65335309
>2:15 and onwards
Holy shit, that blew me the fuck away. This is some top quality deathcore.
>>65335491
You're a big guy.
>>65335556
well really where's your self re-cocking-spect?
>>65332378
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10371707
gothic metal is the real answer
>>65335679
Pete pls go back 2 da grave
>>65334956
>>65335309
>Yeah deathcore sucks but this one deathcore band that sounds like every other deathcore band is good believe me
Fucking cucks.
>>65335744
Sure thing, you turbonerd
lmao
zozzle
>>65335168
They're worth seeing live if you ever get the chance. They do a lot of crazy shit with incense, altars, skulls, and shrouds.
>>65335934
>altars
that's not funny
What does metal think of Lantlos?
>>65336137
trash
>>65336180
just like ur mom
>>65336203
It feels bad being brothers
>>65333130
>neothrashers shit talking BM
>>65336232
>2nd wave
>>>/trash/
>>65336232
>neothrash
How do you know if someone is neothrash?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj9HoZzpY60
>>65336293
>melodic black/death metal
>literally just slighty heavier jpower
>>65336270
Neothrash is just 80s and 90s thrash worship by bands formed in the 2000s.
>>65336342
Are there any good neothrash band?
Including all the good and bad from each genre Death>Traditional metal>Thrash>Black>Power>Doom
>>65336332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01Xbp7qhies
this is the only acceptable weebshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WzoRrNhzeI
>>65335934
Gonna keep that in mind, sounds sweet.
>>65336137
Damn good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdhuOt2x_gs
post thrash and/or soeed metal because im