Holy fucking shit guys
Holy fucking shit.
I got a backstage pass to a grimes concert.
What should I tell her when I see her?
>>65326017
Just smell those pits, montie
>>65326024
That's disgusting
>>65326017
"Rei is best girl and Asuka a shit"
>>65326034
worst trip
Say "it's nice to 'meet' you" with finger quotes around "meet" you cuck
>>65326017
Tell her you'd be happy to look after Tyrone and her's kid later on
ITT: I'm 14 again...
>>65326017
I thought that was Marilyn Manson.
>>65326017
>hey, i heard you really liked aristophanes because of how harsh her vocals were compared to her production, what do you think of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRkP-rplNjs
1. quote the "freshest meme" of the week
2. take selfie
3. post on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram
>>65326017
Tell her you want to be Claire Boucher's little baby tampon boy
Call "her" a "him"
こんにちは、元気ですか
>>65326017
>so is diplo going to produce your next album?
>>65326017
commit seppuku backstage
Tell her the shilling she does here is tiresome
>>65326017
shoot her
>>65326017
>will you ever collab with Annie Clark?
>is HANA more than a friend?
>do you visit /mu/?
>>65326479
this
>>65326043
Get out of here with that shit. Rei is great and all but Asuka is clearly best girl.
>>65326017
Don't go. You hate her, prick. Stay away from her, ricardo.
>>65326425
>shilling she does here
You're delusional dude.
>>65326017
Insistently offer to help produce her music
>>65326747
>>65326043
Misato is best girl, anyone else a shit
>>65326479
T H I S
H
I
S
you'll be a legend Montie, a LEGEND.
Do your name honour, and mounteyer'.
>>65326479
>>65326701
>>65326954
I'm from FBI. Do you realize that you could go in jail for that? Good luck idiots, you will need it.
>>65326017
>rape
You don't have to do it, just tell her while you stare into her eyes.
>>65326984
Yet I'm from the cia. &You could go to the gauntan for that. Good fuck, libtard.
>>65327019
Whatever dude. Just don't say I didn't warn you. When the FBI will demolish your house's door, you will remember my words. It will be too late.
>>65326747
Asuka is a psychotic and destructive bitch.
>>65327055
proof that grimes fans are autistic
>>65327055
I'm from the league of special nohomos, and i'm tellingyou to back the fick off, agent!!!
>>65327059
This
>>65327055
my dad works at valve and also
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
[spoiler]I'm a girl btw[/spoiler]
>>65327059
wow it must suck to have shit taste
>>65327075
I already traced your IP. You're in deep trouble. That's all I can say for now.
>>65326017
give it to brandon
he needs a new waifu
>>65327101
I am actually from the FBI and we take it very seriously when someone pretends to be from the FBI. Watch your back thats all I can say for now
>>65327101
That's it! Advocating use of Ipvalves in front of underaged posters,is two days in the candy factory under restrainst for you, missy!!!!
>>65326043
>>65326747
>>65326921
They're all terrible. You're not supposed to like any of them. Mr. Anno wins.
>>65327094
You're obviously a liar. That will not stop FBI from arresting you. Be prepared, the agents are coming to you. You're fucked, fucker.
classicaly
'kill urself'
>>65327122
>>65327130
Shooting threats are serious business. Joke with this stuff on your own risk.
Hi mom
>>65327157
Yes you got to listen to this agent. We regularly monitor this site for threats like these and take them very seriously. We also have a protocol that says that if agent sees something they will inform the suspect anonymously here and threaten them with phrases like "we are coming" or "watch your back" or "you are fucked, fucker".
Tell her that /mu/ is full of very nice people who are all polite and this place doesn't match its reputation.
>>65327100
>Denying the truth
Asukafags truly are delusional.
>>65327228
That dude will see tonight when the FBI agents will raid his house. He's from the States. That will learn him a lesson.
Tell her to perform at Montiechella
>>65327291
You are all powerless, because I'm actually the devil and I'm going to corrupt you all with /d/esire for this
So uh
Heh
Nothin personnel kid
Don't tell her anything, stare at her intensely and mouth words to her silently the way that any socially well-adjusted /mu/tant should do.
>>65327100
If you've ever actually been around someone like Asuka in real life, they are literally the worst personality type. There is NOTHING worse than someone who is horribly insecure but aggressive about it, and who tries to shit on others to cover up for the fact.
She is not your waifu, she is a cunt.
>>65327339
Well if you're in a waifu argument on /mu/ there's a good chance you're pretty insecure too.
And I feel like she wouldn't be as bitchy if Shinji wasn't so fucking dense.
>>65326747
Faggot detected Rei is best girl
>>65327146
But this is objectively correct regardless I mean dude they're 14 years old
>>65326034
You Pleb. Hairy armpit is best thang mah
>>65326240
claire free bleeds
>>65326043
I find all the Neon Genesis women likable for different reasons. Maya is my personal favorite with Rei and Misato being up there too.
>>65328343
they both make some great lolis
>>65326984
I'm from USDA u could get some free milk for that, good luck idiot, you're gonna need it.
>>65326017
Tell her to wash herself.
>>65326017
tell her /mu/ is the place to be :^)
>>65326017
tell her that, in the words of the western philosopher H.P. Baxxter
scooter, that she should "take a shower"
>>65326984
fag
>>65331003
(You)
>>65331063
[You]
>>65326017
Is grimes the singers name or the band name?
And why haven't I heard of her before /mu/?
i feel sorry for you montie
remember me when she shits on your chest
>>65331116
its a band :^)
cuz u live under a rock apparently
>>65331116
Grimes is her stage name. Her real name is Claire Elise Boucher.
>And why haven't I heard of her before /mu/?
How the hell you didn't hear about her? Oblivion was the song of 2012 according to P4K and her albums featured on numerous year end lists.
>>65328801
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
MAYA IS NOT EVEN A REAL GIRL THE MOVIES R SHIT SHIIIIIIIIIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
also rei is best girl
>>65331299
how does she do that with her arm? Is it meme magic?
>>65331116
Grimes is basically a one-woman band. She does everything: singing, songwriting, lyrics, production, playing instruments, artwork, directing music videos, playing live.
>>65326984
>do you realize you could go to jail for that
>im from the fbi
no, i thot if u shoot some1 u dont go to jail, fanks 4 lettining me no!
>>65331342
Grimes is very flexible. Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSWwVYuqsVM
>>65326043
