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>be me 15 yrs
>Descendents come to town
>no friends but im goin anyway
> shitty saloon full of punks, normies and hot girls
>1 hour of shitty hardcore boring local bands
>it feels like a party were everbody knows each other except me
>they even know their lyrics like wtf are those guys famous?
>finally they leave and Ds come over
>25 minutes of speech about war and food contamination
>yeah the world is ugly we get it now play the music god sake
>they only play songs from their latest albums because they have a fight with their old producer
>the only song i enjoyed was an acoustic version of Myage
>they leave without saying goodbye
>imdone. exe
>another shitty hardcore pop punk band comes
>i can leave because punks are behind me and im too beta for pushing them away
>2more bands come over, the ride never ends
>finally free after 1 hour of ear suffering
>somebody stole my wallet
>too beta to goes back and make a claim
>worst concert ever
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Haven't had terrible concert experiences, just a couple where mildly annoying things happened.
When I saw Xavier Wulf I was in the pit and someone snatched my watch when I wasn't paying attention. I was a little annoyed, but it was a 15$ Casio watch, so I got over it quickly. When I saw Chief Keef he got to the venue way too late, almost 2 hours after the last opener performed. but I was just glad he bothered to show up at all. When I saw Black Kray I smoked some shitty weed and had a bad headache and could barely enjoy the show. Still had fun though. Nothing really notable. I think I just have low standards.
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>>65309588
What was Xavier Wulf like? Did he have his tracks playing in the back the whole time or did he actually preform?
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>be me
>iiipoints music festival
>Ghost face and MF Doom gunna perform
>sweeeeet
>doom was on a TV live from the UK, Ghost face just sang 5 Wutang songs
>Run the Jewels came on after and fixed everything.

Wu Tang clan was my child hood. That ghost face concert was disappointing. But holy fuck was Run the Jewels good.
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>>65309667
This was my second time seeing Wulf (and Eddy Baker) and they both perform their songs. actually have a shitty video I threw together if you want an example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ik7R2lqnk0
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>13 yrs old
>go to tiny, crappy music festival in my home town
>"double date" with my gf and 2 friends
>front row for some terrible Canadian radio pop acts (Danny Fernandez, Karl Wolf, the list goes on...)
>have to leave the crowd to call my mom at one point
>come back and shuffle my way back to my friends
>suddenly people are shouting expletives at me
>"Move, asshole!"
>"Go fuck yourself, buddy!"
>turns out 3 little girls no older than 6 had taken my spot, didn't even notice
>dozens of drunk adults are yelling at 13 year old me to fuck off for taking their spot
>have to stand there and look hard in front of my gf
>she just looks at me and tells me move back
>I do
>little girls retake my spot
>chads and stacys still telling me to fuck off
>spend the next hour alone listening to music I don't even like
>my friends don't even so much as look back at me
>go home alone
>this was our only date
>never kissed her
>never kissed anyone
>still virgin
>shit concert
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>with gf
>see weezer
>best night of my life
>dumps me a month later
>can't listen to weezer anymore
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>>65310210
similar thing to this, but she wasnt my gf and never showed up but she keep the 300 dollars ticket i paid her and went with her friends
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>>65309884
>have a gf that never kissed or fucked

I feel you anon, 2 gfs and still a virgin, i still cry at night when i remember im never fucking those girls when i was so close to it
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>finally book my first show
>pay $50 to play at a shitty venue in Phoenix
>there's about 50 people in the audience
>go onstage
>begin first song
>forget lyrics halfway through
>move onto next song
>people don't like it, start leaving
>halfway through my set, basically nobody's there.
>there's like 10 people left
>somebody throws a half-eaten apple at me
>hits me right in the eye
>everybody laughs
>get nervous
>go home
>three days later, eye is red and swollen wish some kind of white discharge.

And that's how I found out I'm a talentless hack and never performed live again.
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>>65310210
>can't listen to weezer anymore
well it's a good thing you didn't lose anything of value
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>>65310946
saw this coming a mile away
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>be me, 17
>go to Reading Festival in the UK (pretty popular and notorious event)
>only really went to see metallica, Catfish & the Bottlemen, Royal Blood and a couple of others
>camping with stoner metalhead friends
>smoke a fair amount of weed and drink a lot on the first night
>wake up at like 10am the next day to find my wallet completely empty
>same with my friend who I'm sharing the tent with

That was pretty shitty, but I should have known better really
It doesn't end there though:
>stoner friends run out of weed on the 3rd day
>massive comedown, depressed as fuck bcuz I'm a no life, no gf STEM sperg
>Spend all of Catfish & the Bottlemen's set contemplating suicide
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I remember I couldn't move my neck for 2 days after an Iron Maiden concert
being 16 was nice
>>65310925
damn...
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>>65309380
not really a story but why the fuck is there one fucking guy who will not shut the fuck up at every concert I go to
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>Me, a few months ago
>Kodak Black coming to venue where several people have been murdered on seperate occasions
>Get there
>DJ playing Young Thug for ~10 minutes
>Random local group comes on stage
>This is alright
>Kodak should be on soon
>3 more random ass groups come on
>Crowd gradually gets less and less hype
>Where the fuck is Kodak?
>ANOTHER FUCKING RANDOM ASS GUY COMES ON STAGE
>Gets boo'd off
>Kodak should have been here an hour ago
>Concert is done in an hour
>Crowd is furious
>DJ plays Faneto by Chief Keef
>Crowd gets hype again
>"Kodak is back stage"
>Crowd going absolutely fucking apeshit
>"But y'all gotta listen to my nigga rap before he come on"
>Everyone is screaming and booing in rage
>Another faggot raps for 10 more minutes
>Everyone is booing
>Still won't get off the fucking stage
>20 fucking niggers suddenly climb up
>DJ asking somebody, anybody, to get security
>They jack the mics
>DJ packs his shit and leaves
>Nobody controlling the audio, so the speakers are emmiting ear-piercing noise
>Literally can't understand anything being said
>Niggers throw their mixtapes to the audience
>Audience throws them back
>I'm beyond pissed, paid 30 dollars for this show
>Kodak never showed up
>Owner of the venue even says he isn't coming, and is now escorting people out as the show's over
>As I'm leaving the parking lot, I hear the sound of a car hitting someone
>2 groups of niggers get out of 2 different cars
>Start screaming at each other
>Someone's going to die
>Drive away as fast as I fucking can

My hearing didn't fully recover for 3 more days. I got lost multiple times on the way home because the ear-raping sounds of the concert made me temporarilly retarded. I still don't think I'll ever be the same again.
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>>65310925
why didn't you fucking hit the person who threw an apple at you?
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>>65311122
>alcohol and hash comedown with the lads
>money gone
>depressed
>have to put up with the show

fucking goddamn i know this feel, and it sucks
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>>65311213
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>>65311376
I don't know. I panicked and left without really thinking. The manager asked me to stay if they escorted the guy out but I wasn't really listening.
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>>65309884
13 years old " Karl Wolf Concert Date with " GF " ". fuck off twat.
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>>65310393
Are you 13 tho ?.
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>>65310210
Gets dumped one month later, can't listen to that artist anymore. Fuck, I got dumped 5 months after going to a Paul McCartney concert, can't listen to anything he's done in solo or with the beatles. Are you even serious ?
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>>65312789
Why so mad?
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>>65311269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80IORg9r6Ek
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Tori Amos - Plugged Tour. - Because of the Venue mostly ( "The Joint" in the Hard Rock Hotel Las Vegas.- Some drunk guy who obviously wasn't a fan called and talked to his daughter and pretty much yelled into his phone during most of the performance. - was the 2nd of 3 Tori tours that I attended Other 2 were very solid and enjoyable. Tori does great live performances.
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I saw Tyler The Creator once and it sucked ass
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I got my head trampled at a Mastodon gig

I don't blame anyone, it was purely an accident. The pit got out of hand and a group of people got knocked about in the human tidal wave. The person in front of me fell backwards onto me, knocking me down in turn, and we both got trampled pretty badly. Never found my glasses and my jaw and two fingers got broken. Not sure what happened to the other person.

Stayed til the end of the show though because Mastodon fucking rules
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>be me, 14
>went to go see U2
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>buy ticket for Dum Dum Girls
>come down with insane sinus infection a few days before the show
>be insanely stuffed up, like can't smell or hear shit because my sinuses are so clogged
>go to show anyway
>secure a spot up front
>put in earplugs, because sinus infection or not, my ears are already fucked up from loud shows
>Dum Dum Girls play
>can't hear the fucking vocals
>have to take a shit
>push through crowd go take shit
>finish taking shit, and return to the show
>end up about 2/3rds back and can still barely hear
>at least i can hear the fucking lyrics now
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one of the members of Alvvays hit me with a hotdog when they decided to throw it at the audience
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>>65314243
was it fun?
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>>65309380
>be 19 (2009)
>see Metallica on Death Magnetic tour at Rosemost Horizon by Chicago
>James and Kirk did not tune their guitars, or at some point fell out of tune
>Playing slow solo during Master of Puppets
>OUT OF TUNE AS FUCK
>last time I ever wore a Metallica shirt
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>at Mac DeMarco show
>his first gig back in his home town after he got big
>don't like his music at all, but his brother invited me so I have to go
>go with a couple highschool friends and said brother
>get to venue and some post hardcore emo band on stage
>go backstage to meet Mac, nice guy, but I didn't have anything to say except "I love your shit."
>gives me weird look, kinda nods his head. He knew I didn't really care
>getmethefuckouttahere.jpg
>Mac gets on after hardcore band
>genuinely enjoy said band, disappointed they are leaving stage
>Mac performs Viceroy
>crowd looses their damned minds
>reckless mosh pit
>pit too intense so I leave to bar and stand there awkwardly
>brother goes outside with some basic gril
> tells her he's Macs brother so he gets everything
>comes back in 5 and says she's too easy
>brother becomes super depressed
>?
>not gonna press him
>random chicks climb on stage and start fucking around with the instruments
>super drunk, fucking up his set
>Band doesn't really care because BNM
>I had enough, so I say "Get these bitches off stage" not super loud, but audible
>the crowd around me gives me a dirty look
>shut my mouth and brood in silence
>Mac crowd surfs to bar and spills beer on me
>didn't really care since I expected this, but didn't help my mood to say the least
>Band does cover of some 80's song
>microphone is passed to some chad in the crowd
>screams as loud as he can
>blows a couple front speakers
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.png
>Mac noticeably annoyed at this point
>tries to get everyone to calm the fuck down
>crowd having none of it
>ends concert early
>crowd riots
>run outside
>his depressed brother is there
>"wanna go home?"
>brother ignores me, finds Mac smoking outside and leaves with him
>run back to car and realized I got a ticket
>thisisajoke.tiff

I saw him again at another venue this time with no alcohol allowed. Crowd was decent, set was fine, Mac even played a Math-Rock jam midway through his set.

Still not a fan
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>>65314243
Worst concert experience itt
poor guy
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>be me
>anco show with bud
>wait 3 hours in line, get in the front
>hyped
>opener starts, grouper-like synth ambient
>actually enjoying the opener act, really digging it
>group of 3 loud obnoxious obvious college girls and guys SHOVE their way towards the already crowded front, forcefully shoving me and my friend out of our places
>3 people are drunk and fucking loud
>i ask them to please let me go back in my spot, the dude looks at me and says with a grin "its general admission dude. how about you go over there."
>pissed, annoyed
>one of the girls actually lets me get back in the place i was in
>back in my place, but the 3 of them are extremely loud and talking in my fucking ear to where i cant hear the act
>opener act over
>accidentally slips back and bumps the drunk guy behind me who apparently is on the phone
>looks me in the face and says "hey can you fucking chill"
>has the nerve to say that after he forcefully shoved me out of my spot and was being the loudest man on earth
>verbal fight between us starts
>people around me start yelling at the 3 college kids
>my pal breaks up the argument
>girls in the group try to make amends but i ignore them because fuck them
>hears the guy talk shit about me right behind me until anco starts
>when anco starts they drift away behind me, but ended up annoying my friend the entire time

the show itself wasnt a complete disaster but honestly fuck drunk college kids
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>>65315473
> be me age 24
> went to go see U2
>It was the ZOOTV Tour
> Best Live performance I have ever witnessed
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>gf gets tickets to see the Shins when they were touring for their fourth album
>get to the venue later than we wanted, line wrapped around 5 blocks, unclear which end of line is which
>accidentally stand in the front of the line
>hear these fucking out-of-towners whisper-singjng a song about us cutting them in line

Man it was so fucking gay. Nothing worse than the passive baby-people who are trying to gentrify parts of downtown Detroit. The venue had about ten doors and was totally open on the inside so it wasn't like being there for hours meant anything. Stood in front of the stage, no problem. Watched this stout security guy literally roll a person like a barrel down the side of the pit. Decent show. People behind us made fun of The Antlers when they opened. Teen girls in front of us literally looked at their phones the entire time, which was weird.
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>>65309380
The only concert I've ever walked out of was a Marduk show. Jesus Christ they sucked live, it was awful enough that I did the Jerry Seinfeld esque hands up in air then walk out of the theater.
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>June 30, 2000
>Summer Sanitarium Tour
nuff said
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>>65309884
>never kissed her
>never kissed anyone
>still virgin
>shit concert
Wait, how old are you again?
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>>65317447
34
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>>65317419
the fonts say it all
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>17 years old
>friend and his gf talk me into going to a Mayday Parade show
>went to show
>paid money to see Mayday Parade

Could have spent that money on coke
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Why does /mu/tant hate Korn? Other than their 7th and 8th record, the rest of their catalog is GOLD!!
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>Go to Grand Rapids to see a bunch of Post-Rock bands
>Walk into crowd
>people come over to me
>OH SHIT ITS MONTIE HI MONTIE
>MONTIE WHY DONT U LIKE MR BUNGLE
>MONTIE I HATE U

Thanks everyone
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>>65318098
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>>65318105
I'm didn't fill that out truthfully on my application for the sole reason of not wanting an autist like this.
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saw DEVO at a festival

first too songs
>wooo omg devo cool guys
2 more songs
>eh alright they are pretty tight , i hope its a short set
6 more songs of pure idiocy, some guy babbling like a diaper kid
>holy fucking shit kill yourselves, get the fuck out of the stage, you sporkcore pieces of shit

that was my overall experience with them. one of the worst ive had.
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>noise concert in hole in the wall type venue
>my friend knows the guy opening
>set's really good
>next group is up
>power electronics duo that's respected locally
>one dude kisses every piece of equipment he pulls out when he's setting up
>other dude is slamming things in the table and bitching that they don't work
>This isn't part of the show
>they get set up and start "playing"
>notbad.jpeg
>one dude pulls out this big ass bundle and tries to get it lit
>must be sage because this is North Dakota
>he starts smashing the lit bundle onto his equipment
>the smell hits
>guy is trying to hotbox the venue
>me and my friend leave

There are people who are genuinely allergic to weed and others who get drug tested regularly for work, I would have had a problem if he gave a disclaimer or something.
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>>65318448
>babby is scared of secondhand at a show
Jesus fucking Christ.

You'll pass a urine test so long as you're not a fat fuck. What is wrong with you?
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>>65311296
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>>65313215
>ywn see Tori Amos live at her (musical) prime
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>>65318783
Yes. She was my favorite artist in the 90's. I saw her performance of the "Dew Drop Inn" Tour and also the "5/12 weeks" Tour that she shared the billing with Alanis Moriesette. Both of those Concerts were 10/10's to be sure.
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>>65318535
There are still robots on here, anon
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>Be 16
>Go to a festival with some friends
>Deafheaven plays the second evening
>We all take mdma
>Bit too much maybe
>High outta my mind, taken double the recommended dose
>Go see Deafheaven play sunbather at last
>Front row fuckyes
>They play baby blue and I flip the fuck out
>Suddenly get a call
>This chick I banged and who had a crush on me was going bad
>I arrive and her eyes are all rolled up and she's shaky and passing out all the time
>Have to stay with her cause I'm the only one she wants to have by her side
>Miss all of Deafheavens set
>Feelsbadman
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>>65320972
oh my GOD that sounds fucking hot please tell me you banged
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>>65318098
this never happened you egotistical meme
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>Be me
>2010, Scissor Sisters concert
>Some spastic gay guy smacked me in the face because of how hard he was flailing
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>>65322300
how did you know he was gay
I bet you analed him
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>>65322325
I would have but getting backhanded doesn't make for good foreplay.
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>>65322461
sounds like you're just a pleb
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Going to concerts stopped being fun after teenage years ended.
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>>65322718

This.
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>>65314016
Well that's pretty metal anon
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>savages set at a festival
>bull dyke and 300 pound guy literally wearing a fedora right next to me
>they smell worse than seems humanly possible
>fedora fuck keeps rubbing all over the fat dyke
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>>65322669
I might've been cool with it if it were Babydaddy, who was up on stage doing his thing.

Decidedly higher standards from the crowd, especially someone going full torgaydo and causing collateral damage.
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>>65315539
I fucking hate this shit so much. Whenever I make it early to a show to be at the front, there's always some pushy group of loudmouth shitheads who force their way to the front once it's already crowded.
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I went and saw Kansas on this tour and jesus I was never more bored in my life I don't think I want to see any show again in assigned seats but even then I knew all the songs since I prepped a bit since a friend wanted to go and bought me ticket but I almost fell asleep
They weren't bad? just.. boring as hell.
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>be 16
>go see Nasty Savage, Sick Of It All, and DRI at tiny punk club
>stand too close to speakers
>can't hear for 2 days
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>>65309380
>protest the hero concert
>their live sound was worse than school band, embarrassing. awful. Their sound fucking ruined everything, despite their energy on stage.
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>>65323733
>seen Protest twice
>first time couldn't hear vocals, second time couldn't hear guitar
They really need a new sound guy
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>Be me
>Go to Tiny Moving Parts (punk/emo) concert last night
>After watching the openers, three girls come and stand in front of me, facing the stage
>Girl on the left of me (major qt) keeps stealing glances at me, I pretend not to notice
>She practically pushes her friend over gradually, just so that she could be in front of me
>This can't actually be happening
>Band comes on and it gets crowded as fuck, everybody's touching, and I'm pretty much grinding on the girl who is now in front of me
>Copped a few feels, held her hips a bit and she didn't mind, she even leaned back into me
>The crowd got really rowdy, to the point where her girl friend was between us and now in front of me
>She LITERALLY (and I shit you not) dragged her friend from behind her to her side, JUST so that she could be grinded on by me

Not a bad experience, I just wanted to brag about this. Looking back at it, she could've been underage since it was an all ages show. Oh well, she seemed of age.
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>>65323590
>Band named after the state of Kansas
>Boring

I'm not sure what you expected.
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>>65325373
rekt lmao
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>>65309380
How about after-concert experiences?
>go to see The Crazy World of Arthur Brown in London, alone as usual because all my friends are plebs
>get drunk because the supporting act is weak as fuck
>Arthur knocks it out of the park though, 10/10 showmanship
>after the gig this qt comes over and compliments my shirt (I wore some old psychedelic tunic to get in the spirit of things)
>she's nice and we get talking
>she introduces me to her friends, they're a bit posh but nice enough
>we hang out for a while in the club
>Arthur comes out and says hi to us, chat with him a while, he's a really nice guy
>he leaves and we decide to leave too
>it's my last train home so I say I have to go
>she says I should hang out, that I can stay over at hers
>think she's a dead cert now
>we go to the station, there's like an hour delay so we listen to her music (can't remember what it was but it was cool)
>get the train, there's another half an hour delay while we're on it
>once we're there her friends leave and we walk to her place
>chat while we walk, she says something like "free spirited guys like you are really kinda sexy" and puts her arm around me for the rest of the walk
>arrive at her flat
>"ok this is my bf's"
>mfw
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>>65311296
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>>65325639
Jesus fuck, dude.

>just b/c we just met and im inviting you over doesn't mean i wanna sleep with you!! silly boy ;p

Did you end up leaving or cucking the bf?
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>>65325820
I left. Her bf was in so if I had stayed it would have probably been me getting cucked.

Went and took acid at a friend's house though so it wasn't a total write off.
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>>65323815
it was, like, 8 years ago, but they still have crap live sound
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Saw Boris in NY back in 2011 or 2012. It was a decent crowd size-wise, but completely dead. Nothing but mute hipsters. At one point, Takeshi leaned into the mic between songs and said "hell yeah" to try to get some energy going. Crickets.
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My Bloody Valentine at Primavera sound. They're really not the type of band to play at the biggest stage on the last day of the festival. The sound was just awful, the atmosphere was non existent, normalfags talking and laughing.
MBV should only play in small venues, because then only true fans will be there to watch them.
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>>65315307
isn't macs brother gay?
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>>65318448
What? Your worst experience was some weird guy smoking weed at a concert, and you got scared and left. Unless you have the metabolism of a 300 pound 50 year old you'll pass a drug test.
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>>65316101
>U2
>good
FAGGGOT
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I was at a Swans concert, and the warmup was a chinese lady violently masturbating a cello for an hour.
All the hipsters there pretended they liked it, and stood there for silence for over an hour while she fucking wailed on this cello without remorse.

It was the worst. Swans was good though.
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>>65325345
You also got to Tiny Moving Parts who are pretty sweet sound like a win win all around.
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>>65322325
because he was at a fucking scissor sisters concert
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>>65326766
is it the same person that is open on this tour?? okkyung ?
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>>65326826
yeah, thats her. I like avant garde shit as much as the next person, but that was literally torture to listen to. Cello scraping blasting at max volume for one hour
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>>65326822
if they're scissoring sisters that would just make the guy a lesbian
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at electric wizard show
be up front against the rail
huge fat guy behind me keeps throwing elbows into my back
turn around and push him into the crowd
he regains his balance and tries to tackle me
barely move out of the way
hook his foot with mine
he goes headfirst into the rail
gets up with blood on his head
yells "PARTY"
continues to throw elbows at me from behind the entire concert
set finishes, two dollars short of buying a "legalize drugs and murder" shirt
look at the bruises on my back in the venue bathroom mirror
no rugrats
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>>65310925
yoo what venue?
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>>65326849
bummer, i listened to some of her stuff, it seemed alright. might have to go a bit late haha
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>>65326849
you sound pleb as fuck
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>>65326958
proud pleb
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>Norway Rock festival
>Edguy is coming to Norway for the first time in ten years
>fuck yes, one of my favorite bands ever!
>only like 30 people show up to their concert
>no one in the audience even moves around
>Tobias Sammet and the others still do their best to liven up the place
>no effect
>band just gives up halfway through and lets the drummer solo over the soundtrack of Pirates of The Caribbean theme song

i still enjoyed it, though. i also saw The Darkness and Alice Cooper and holy fuck was that awesome.
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>>65316578
wew
that bad? Jesus fucking Christ
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>>65320972
similiar thing

>at reading festival 2015
>had been to another festival the weekend before which my ex was at and gotten back together thanks to drugs
>had taken mdma and coke and drunk shitloads
>limp bizkit come on
>pumped as fuck for this
>they might make shit music for the most part but seeing them live while drunk and coked up has always been a dream of mine
>see them play My Way
>greatest feeling on earth, mosh pits are insane
>gf says she can't handle it and needs to go sit down
>think it's okay and stay for a few more minutes
>realise this is fucking reading festival and she's taken a tonne of mdma and will trust anybody that walks up to her
>guilt causes me to leave and go find her
>will probably never get that chance again
>did have some p great sex though
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>be me
>19 years old
>go to electronic music festival
>Chemical Brothers and Hot Chip are the only interesting bands in the entire festival
>take a dose of DOB
>DOB starts to kick in
>get to see hot chip, it was great
>hot chip ends
>thirsty as fuck
>find out that food stands don't accept money instead i need to get some "festival tickets" that work like money inside the festival
>festival is overcrowded as fuck
>there's only one line to get the tickets for the entire festival
>a friend manages to skip half of the line and get the tickets for our group
>finally get the tickets
>a friend makes another line to get water
>finally the food stand takes his order
>"sorry, we ran out of water"
>the entire festival is out of water after only 3 hours
>the chemical brothers show gets delayed
>bad tripping like hell
>lose track of time
>lose my tickets because because of the bad trip
>felt like i was going insane
>after 2 hours water arrives
>a friend gives me some water because i can't buy anything since i lost my tickets
>finally the chemical brothers begin
>bad trip ends
>the volume was really low and the screen was small
>festival runs out of water again
>have to stay 2 more hours
>have to buy extremely overpriced second hand south american soda
i wish i was lying
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>>65318448
Fucking hell you're a loser
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>Be me
>Going to see Tokyo Police Club live
>It's Halloween weekend, so I decide to dress up as Jesus and go
>"Oh my God, it's Jesus!"
>"Oh shit, what up Jesus!"
>and so on from random people, generally a fun time
>This one blond chick walks up to me in the crowd and asks for a selfie
>She's too drunk to work her phone so she asks me to do it
>Have no idea how to work a fucking iPhone, but manage to take a blurry selfie anyhow
>She says thanks
>I turn away to face the stage, and she's still staring at me, but with an almost disgusted look on her face, I pretend not to notice
>She tries to slow-motion punch me for some reason
>I turn the other cheek
>"Woah! You can't punch Jesus like that!"
>"What're you doin!?"
>People behind me defending me
>She disappears into the crowd
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>Be me
>Be 12
>2008
>Dad brings me to see Rolling Stones
>Booooriiiing
>"Dad can we go home?"

He made me stay and I resent him for that torture

>>65327280
Christ almighty that's awful
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>>65310925
>paid to play at a venue
That's honestly the worst part of your story. Never pay to perform. A million bars are willing to let you play for free, and some will even compensate you with money/drinks on the house.
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>pay to play

nigga how retarded are you
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>>65311296
why does everyone on /mu/ live in shithole towns where retards book 9 act shows
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>>65311269
>at a show
>two guys walk up behind me and spend an entire song yelling to each other in my ear
>ask them politely to shut up while the band is playing
>they spend the entire rest of the show making smart ass comments at me
>"everyone shhh stop clapping we don't want to upset this guy"
>"whoa better turn off this between act music that's too loud"
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>>65314594
you can never hear vocals 2 feet in front of the stage you retard
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>>65318535
>>65326758
>>65327318
Weed smells like shit anyways. I don't blame the guy.
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>>65325639
>"free spirited guys like you are really kinda sexy" and puts her arm around me for the rest of the walk
if thats exactly what she said im pretty sure she was wanting a 3some but you would be getting ass pounded bro.
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>>65325639
at least she gave you fap material
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>15
>Big Day Out Perth 2012
>RHCP headlining
>with my 14 year old younger sister and my older sister
>wait all day in the sun from 9 in the morning to see them (it's a double stage btw)
>have to wait through some pretty shit bands to see them play
>next level hipster shite
>then the yeah yeah yeahs get up and are really quite good
>After this happens everyone fucking floods the main stage, cramped as fuck
>get pulled back from the barricades to somewhere in the crowd
>cannot breath there is so much hair and sweat everywhere
>separated from sisters by a wall of muscle
>it's the Australian summer too so people are literally passing out from heat stroke
>the bouncers are spraying people down with water but it makes the smell worse and doesn't work for that long
>stacy and chad hyped on MDMA and no-dose push their way to the front
>everyone around them achieves a small victory by kicking them out of the venue
>The Killers, the other main event band, get up on stage and everyone goes nuts, I have no control over my physical faculties
>they finish, and then everyone who was seeing them floods over to where we are, making the situation worse
>My younger sister passes out and is carried over the barricade to the medical tent
>my older sister follows her
>RHCP are taking too long
>I go over, but I'm kinda chubby so Chad in the front shows his displeasure
>I hurl abuse his way when I'm over the barricade, not a smart move, get pushed out the other side to where I need to be
>spend the entirety of the set wandering around the event campus lost alone and scared for my sister's health


>mfw Death Grips AND Animal Collective also played that event, AND DEATH GRIPS SHOWED
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>>65314636

Was it Molly?
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>>65327782
>15
>My younger sister passes out and is carried over the barricade to the medical tent
>younger
>my older sister follows her
>RHCP are taking too long

You were a wee shit for not going with your sis to the medical tent
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>>65327944
I literally couldn't though, I did try, but the crowd was nuts
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>>65327977
>my older sister follows her
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>>65328026
>passed out
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>>65327347
post yfw she was stoned to death for assaulting jesus
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>>65309745
Doom wasn't live, that was pre-recorded
Also, RTJ are fucking shit
Sorry for further ruining your experience
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>>65309588
Hmmm, its almost that white people are unwanted at rap shows. Go figure
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>>65311122
>weed comedown

lol I've been smoking high quality bud for four years now, since I was 14 (rip), weed comedown isn't real.
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>>65314655
Best time of my life desu mate
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>>65311122
>>be me, 17
>>go to Reading Festival in the UK (pretty popular and notorious event)
>>only really went to see metallica, Catfish & the Bottlemen, Royal Blood and a couple of others
>>camping with stoner metalhead friends
>>smoke a fair amount of weed and drink a lot on the first night
>>wake up at like 10am the next day to find my wallet completely empty
>>same with my friend who I'm sharing the tent with
>That was pretty shitty, but I should have known better really
>It doesn't end there though:
>>stoner friends run out of weed on the 3rd day
>>massive comedown, depressed as fuck bcuz I'm a no life, no gf STEM sperg
>>Spend all of Catfish & the Bottlemen's set contemplating suicide

I think I know you
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>>65318535
>You'll pass a urine test so long as you're not a fat fuck
Is that true?
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>>65314243
Nah man. Saw them on the 360 tour. My taste in music got better as I grew up, but it's still one of my favorite concert experiences. They put on a damn solid show
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>>65327280

eso te pasa por boludo
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>>65329304
From secondhand? Yes dude. Jesus.

If you're a healthy weight and you have time to study, you can just run a few miles and drink some water and you'll pass.

Fucking amateurs in here.
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>>65329209
DUDE
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>>65329400
>>65329304
Run a few miles if you're smoking, that is. Secondhand won't even show up.
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>be 10
>never been to a show really into pop punk
>skatepark opening in my town and they're having some shitty local pop punk band play
>decide to go even though I don't skate
>opener is a crazy bearded guy whose younger brother is in my class
>all he does is play electric guitar solos and scream at the audience, in retrospect /mu/ would probably find this to be some patrician avant garde shit or something, but I was 10 and was just sort of scared
>5 years later he murdered a kid in my class's dad
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>>65311122
I went last year as well was full of wankers tbqh last time I go to reading
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>>65327363
in 2007 my parents legit took me to a John Kerry fucking political rally on Halloween. I was 9.
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>>65318098
Can imagine this tbqh
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>>65329515
>2007
>i was 9

jesus i cant believe you might actually be old enough to post here that makes me feel old as fuck
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>>65329364
:^)
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>>65329459
And I hadn't really gotten into American Football at the time so I just sat outside the tent and heard them from a distance
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>>65329558
Time for your meds, grandpa
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>>65329558
>older than 20 and browes 4chan
Crine evri time
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>>65329450
okay son
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>>65311296
Hahaha you got hustled

Never had any bad concert experiences. Missed UGK because they came late af and i left. Best? MYSTIKAL with KLC on the 1s and 2s. Won Jigga Tickets = awesome. Given KANYE tickets = awesome. Won festival tickets saw Cypress Hill Kidd Rock and Luda and others. Ive had great concert experiences
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>>65329780
turns out it was actually 7 years later i guess

http://fox2now.com/2013/07/10/veteran-charged-with-killing-man-with-ak-47/
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>>65311122
>>65329288
I know someone like this but his music taste is to shit to post on mu
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>>65329450
Gonna need a source on this, liarfag
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>>65327347
>i turn the other cheek
kek
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>>65330339
There's a link to the news story in here. can't find his music. Think it was just a side thing he did that he wasn't too serious about. This was before everybody was putting their music online either way.
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>>65318448
get out of my genres you goddamn pussy
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>>65325345
And you didnt even bang?
Whats wrong with you
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>>65318448
what a fucking loser

I wouldn't want you at my show.
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>>65313509
How?
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>Boris
>They're playing a droney set
>People, most likely you faggots, won't stop moshing
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>at Cosmosis festival with friends, Uncle Acid is the band I'm most excited to see
>take a 2c-b half an hour before Uncle Acid is due to start
>Uncle Acid come on, still not getting high, all my friends are comfortably tripping though and most of them had the same as me
>half an hour into their set still nothing, dissolve half a gram of MDMA into my water and down it
>this is my second time with MD so I haven't got much tolerance, it kicks in and it kicks in hard: shaking all over, jaw clenched shut like a motherfucker and sweating like a pig
>really wanted to trip balls during Uncle Acid but it's better than nothing
>2c-b starts to kick in just as they start the last song
skip forward
>Uncle Acid are gone, crew is setting up for Brian Jonestown Massacre
>tripping absolute balls on the 2c-b, MDMA and now also weed mixture, dehydrated as fuck
>go over to the end of the rail for water
>grab a bottle and head back to my friends
>this enormously fat (almost perfectly spherical) Scottish bitch has moved up to the rail
>"OI LADDIE WHERE YE THINK YER GOIN'!?"
>completely freaked out "j-just going back to my friends" we were like 10 meters to her right, wouldn't have interfered with her view at all if she'd just let me pass
>"NAY WAY LADDIE, GET TAE FUCKIN' BACK!"
>too fucked to deal with the fucking anger, turn around and go a few rows back and go around her, takes about 5 minutes
It was like being yelled at by a planet made of hair dye and glitter.

Security were also total dicks at the concert. They kept shining these really bright flashlights in everyone's eyes and shoving people around.
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>>65318199
You should at least listen the first album, it's a new wave classic for a reason
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>Deftones and Dillinger Escape Plan
>with my fiance
>make it through Dillinger unscathed
>Deftones come on
>3 songs in, fiance's ankle "hurts"
>have to watch the rest of the concert from the back of venue
>feelsbadman.jpg

yea I know its not that bad but still.
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>>65317870
hopefully you learned your lesson
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>be 15 going to first gig/festival/whatever
>only going for the last day of reading fest
>slightly anxious but going with a girl that knows people camping
>get train together and meet her pals
>making new friends i guess but want to actually see some people play
>insist we all get drunk v/ quickly and head in
>all agree and make our way
>lose everyone straight away apart from girl i came with
>watching cypress hill together and ask her to find someone with a spliff
>comes back with nearly full spliff after 5 mins
>"QUICKLY I STOLE IT FROM THIS BLACK DUDE"
>proceed to inhale 5 tokes at once
>rinse and repeat together till its gone
>suddenly my whole world is vibrating
>immense euphoria with a feeling of floating
>best ive ever felt my whole life
>suddenly realise black dude grabbing my friend
>"I had crack in that joint you dumb bitch what the fuck rah rah rah"
>begin to feel faint
>cold sweats
>tell him we're sorry only 14 pls dont beat us up
>he takes one look at me and laughs his ass off
>calls his friends over all mocking me calling me 'crack baby'
>i run all the way out of the festival
>puke several times and pass out
>wake up in hospital cos someone thought I died
>missed blink 182 play the last set
>friend looking for me the whole time

Not sure who had it worse...
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>>65327932
I want to [spoiler]cuddle[/spoiler] Molly
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>>65333343
>>missed blink 182
sounds like you won
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>See System of a Down in 2005
>Coheed and Cambria/The Mars Volta open for them
>C&C was terrible so I played Snake on my shitty Nokia phone for their entire set
>TMV was 40 minutes of wankery and wailing over a keyboard that was so much louder than the rest of the band
>How the fuck do people like this trash
>System of a Down put on a fantastic show though
>If only two less trash bands could have played before them
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Only sub-par concert experience I've had was seeing Rush on the Hold Your Fire tour. We were in an arena maybe 15 rows up from the floor. you could slightly raise your voice and be easily heard by the person sitting next to you. No idea why the sound was so low.
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>>65333343
>>calls his friends over all mocking me calling me 'crack baby'
>>i run all the way out of the festival
>>puke several times and pass out
>>wake up in hospital cos someone thought I died
>>missed blink 182 play the last set
kek fuck that actually made me laugh audibly still grinning
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>>65322891
>torgaydo
Underrated poster
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>>65329136
Go to any rap shows anywhere and you'll see that at least half of the people there are white.
>>
worst thing that ever happened was I took a bunch of mdma at a concert that was mostly alcohol fuel and I made a fool out of myself.

Some random guy gave me a beer out of nowhere that I was pretty sure was laced so I threw it out.
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>>65309884
>Canadian
>"Move, asshole!" , "Go fuck yourself"
Pick one.
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>>65329136
white people been going to rap shows forever dude. get over it
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>Not keeping your wallet in your front pocket
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>>65327117
Do you honestly like Edguy?
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>>65333343
Yeah, this happened.
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>>65334351
>enjoyed SOAD live
>but not C&C

Really? Saw them both separately and had the opposite experience.
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>Go see death grips alone
>For some reason I decide to wear my glasses instead of contacts
>Run into the pit
>over the course of the show I lost my glasses and the soles of my shoes peeled off
>Had to tie my shoelaces around the bottom to keep them fastened
>Going fucking nuts in the pit unable to see, drunk as fuck and trying to keep my shoes and shirt from falling apart.
>show finally ends
>Stumble back to my car still kinda drunk with a torn shirt, shoes falling apart, covered in sweat and I'm half fucking blind without glasses
>Squint my way to my car and driving through the city to get on the highway, just following tail-lights in front of me.

It was a harrowing drive home, especially when I couldn't tell if I was in the lane or not. I know this is supposed to be shitty experiences but in retrospect I'm happy it happened that way
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Got knocked out at a coheed show because some jock was shoving people really hard that got in a 10 foot radious of him and his gf. He launched me into a wall and I slammed the back of my head. I woke up to two of my friends at the time above me with some other guy that saw it happen. Apparently no one did anything, and security just let me lay there.
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>>65337079
>Apparently no one did anything, and security just let me lay there.
that's grounds for a lawsuit
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>Sasquatch 2014
>Some girl comes up to me
>Shes literally a 10/10
>Half naked probably blasted on some molly
>Gives me a free beer and kisses me
>Holy jesus fuck
>She smiles at me and flicks my nose softly down with her finger
>instant boner
>she slowly walks away from me and further into the crowd
>Staring at me the entire time
>lose sight of her
>20 minutes later I see her on top of some 6'5 chads shoulders with her top completely off
>they head straight for a porter potty right after the show ends

Im still a virgin
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>>65337363
Ah dude that really sucks. If it makes you feel better you'll probably still be a virgin in 2018
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>>65337233
This was back in '08 so there's nothing I can do about it now. I do remember stumbling around as I was trying to be held upright when I got picked up off the ground. Honestly, if someone and their girl are afraid of getting bumped into at shows just to resort to violence, then YOU DON'T NEED TO BE GOING TO FUCKING SHOWS.
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>>65325639
are you fucking kidding me
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>>65333343
Cringeworthy fake story, m8
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>>65338278
Nope, total waste of time.
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>>65318062
Meme
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>riotfest toronto 2015 with friend
>waiting for Alexisonfire two hours before their set so can be front and center whole time
>All Time Low playing same stage before them
>suffered through whole set
>bunch of faggots actually moshing
>pissed in a can in middle of crowd

worth it in the end though
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>>65325950
Shoegaze in my experience always sounds better indoors-festivals suck.
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>>65309380
Not a bad concert experience, but definitley annoying
> Emilie Autmn comes to my shitty city
> Go there with bf because she was the only artist we had in common (he's a classical musician)
> Tiny shitty venue, The Zoo
> Not very many people, which is good
> She comes on stage and starts her show
> Haven't heard any of the songs she's playing
> Turns out she'd released a new album a few months prior
> All songs are fever dreams of victorian girls and asylums
> Don't really like any of them, but her performance is on point
> Half the crowd have their phones out recording the whole concert
> Can't see the artist half the time because some knob jockey's phone is blocking the view
> Get to the quiet part of concert
> Emilie is chatting to the audience, usual stuff
> Fat dyke is screaming, and I mean screaming, shit at her
> "I FUCKING LOVE YOU"
> Emilie offers to bring someone up on stage
> Fat dyke enters Juggernaught mode, bowls the crowd away
> Emilie doesn't pick her
> She's still screaming like we're at BDO
> Fast forward to encore
> Emilie finally plays a song from Opheliac
All in all the show was good, but the aduience was shit
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>be me
>19th birthday
>go out with some friends to a concert of some local bands
>first band is good, very "chill"
>second band plays Snowing like emo
>did not enjoy them
>third band comes in
>they're all dressed in suits
>"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen" the singing guitarist announces
>"Today we will be playing some sophisticated 'cool jazzgaze'"
>whatthefuck.jpg
>friends and I can't tell if this is going to be good or fedoraish
>first song is a jazz standard
>actually isn't that bad and actually sounds shoegazey
>second song is random wanky noise
>terrible
>third song is also random wanky noise
>once again terrible
>suddenly, it gets real
>fourth song starts out with a slow blues riff
>field recording of a crying child starts playing
>oh shit
>singing guitarist then presses every single pedal he has, plays an incredibly dissonant chord and all the other band members start going wild
>my ears are bleeding
>friends' ears are bleeding too
>performance makes me feel fucking terrible so I cover my ears
>band stops playing
>look at them
>singing guitarist is staring straight at me
>"Why are you covering your ears?" he asks into the mic
>too scared to reply
>he walks up to me
>"YOU THINK THIS IS BAD?"
>too scared to reply
>"YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING PLAY THIS SHIT? THEN DO IT"
>he angrily hands me the guitar
>there's an eighth of weed taped to the back
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>Saw Broncho in Austin last week
>They were shit
>Crowd was shit
>In a bad mood because existential crisis
Probably the worst concert I've ever been to.
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>>65331896
She and her friends went somewhere after halfway through the show for some reason (probably because of the crowd-surfers). Trust me, I wanted to.

Saw her in the crowd later in the show, but figured it'd be creepy to try and approach her again, so I just did what it looked like she was doing: enjoy the show.
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>>65341304
that is actually fucking hilarious
did you play anything?
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> 2004
> For my 13th birthday mum buys concert tickets
> To Avril Lavigne
> "Mum, I don't like her that much"
> "Yes you do anon, I know you do"
> Whatever, free concert
> Mum has invited her friends
> Won't let me bring my own
> At the concert, up in the nose bleeds
> Trying to get in the mood
> Avril is doing her thing
> "Everybody get up!"
> Get up and start shouting
> godihopeilookcool.jpg
> Angry taps from behind
> Some seventy year old woman behind
> "Sit down, we can't see. You're making her upset"
> Look next to her
> Retard child with downy
> Omfg
> Can't even fist pump without old lady nun cunt getting shitty
> Retard child starts flailing arms towards the end and moaning loudly
Mum had a good time at least
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>>65323815
I've seen protest twice and both times it was great. I think it really depends on the venue. Also I wouldn't imagine the sounded good at all in their early days
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>>65310210
But isn't Pinkerton the exact music for this
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>>65326762
You obviously have no clue just how good the ZOOTV shows were. so FAGGGOT right back at you.
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>See beastie boys at roskilde festival
>Have this scottish bloke yelling "KICK IT!" into my ear every 2 minutes
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>go to small local DIY act in this dude's house
>some local emo bands + a couple touring around from out of state
>park about 2 blocks away and smoke a small joint with a friend
>tumblerina bitch with silver hair passes us and gives us a shitty look
>walk in 10 minutes later
>pay a guy with straight edge tattoos on his fucking face
>gives me a shitty look
>three huge X's displayed on the living room wall
>30-40 people there
>many people giving me shitty looks
>figure she blabbed about it to everyone earlier

The show was pretty cool, but god damn, straight-edgefags can be insufferable. I wasn't very stoned either. Just comfy. I don't go to many shows because pretty much all of the venues (besides this one) are 21 & up. I haven't been back
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>>65318062
They're pretty good. Although take a look in the mirror and path of totality are a cringefest
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>>65343809
i've never encountered those straight edge shits myself, thank god. thats some east coast shit isn't it? don't they love to fight while acting morally superior?
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>Riot Fest 2015
>Go to Airborne Toxic Event to wait for Modest Mouse.
>Amazing music.
>Now got 45 minute wait for Modest Mouse packed together.
>Snoop Dogg is supposed to play on the next stage to over between Airborn and Mouse.
>Snoop doesn't show up.
>Waiting in silence for something to happen.
> 30 min later, Snoop finally walks onto stage.
>Does his most popular songs.
>Smokes a 'jay' on stage.
>Is running out of time.
>Everyone is losing there mind over Snoop coming for late and going over time.
>Last gig of the night, everyone is just wasted. Now chanting for Snoop's head.
>MM take 10 more minutes after Snoop's over time.
>I'm about to kill someone.
>MM play their most popular songs, but I was too drunk to remember anything deeper than that.
>MM was best mosh pit all night.
>Friends tell me that they sounded like shit when they were trying to sober up in VIP section.
>Call me drunken idiot for enjoying MM.
>Almost fought brother for calling me the designated driver when I'm shit faced.

I really don't like Snoop Dogg much.
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>>65317419
football stadiums everywhere
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>>65344626
>I really don't like Snoop Dogg much.
wow stop being such a racist please
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>>65329960
>taste tok shit to post on /mu/
that's an oxymoron anon
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>Go to Car Seat Headrest Concert
>Stand in line for 30 min talk to some people
>Enjoying myself
>Venue opens, head inside
>Talk and chill for 45 minutes
>Local band opens, not bad.
>CSH plays a fun set, get a selfie with will after the show
>Buy Teens of Style and get it signed by the band members
>Overall a fun night.

Sorry If you we're expecting a beta story.
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>>65309380
>be me
>be super oldfag musician
>go on my road tour in the USA
>everyone fucking loves my wonderful ass
>do nothing but make pussy jokes
>blow all their brains out with my fucking music for like 12 hours or something
>hit after hit
>finish show to endless applause and screaming
>go around town drinking with hot new artists like Kanye
>do insane amount of blow
>bang like dozens of moms and daughters, often at the same time
>they all call me daddy
>go back to UK
>everyone still believes im the real paul
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>>65341349
that's too bad. I really liked their last record-garage rock with actual hooks and charm.
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>>65341304
if this isn't a pasta yet somebody better save it.
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>>65309380
>Went to Warped Tour
>1st Mistake
>With a girl I was trying to fuck
>2nd Mistake
>My third and biggest mistake was trying to stomach Blood on the fucking Dancefloor
>Never listened to them before
>"Sure! I'll check them out! How bad can they be?"
>Unholy torment and agony is unleashed upon my tender virgin ears
>I stand, arms crossed, for thirty fucking minutes.
>Waiting to hear something that sounds even remotely good
>Nothing
>Nothing but horrible, horrible music
>I tower over everyone
>Am over 6 ft, average age is 15 in the crowd

The only solace I have, is the possibility, however remote, that that scumbag saw me staring daggers into him while he dry humped a fucking microphone in front of a swathe of dumbass squealing toddlers.
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>>65333346
>heyyyyyy heyyyyyy
Marry me Molly
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>>65309588
...did you see Xavier Wulf in memphis...
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>>65318448
Literally all the shows that i've been to someone has been smoking weed. Wtf its your problem? seriously.
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>>65351084
Hotboxing a venue is a little different than just smoking weed. He was burning what looked like $200 of sativa for "atmosphere" seemed a tad excessive.
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>Ozzy in 2007
>Black Rain tour
>Mediocre seats
>Ozzy comes out
>Sounds like shit
>Only does a 13 song set
>Three new songs
>One Sabbath tune
>Only deep cut is Fire in the Sky
>Walk out super disappointed
>Biggest letdown ever

Funnily enough, a few years later I hear Ozzy on O&A and he talks about this concert and how he felt great leading up to it, got on stage, opened his mouth and his voice was blown. The fact that Ozzy remembers being shit at that show in particular makes it not such a bad experience.

Ozzy made it up to me in 2010 when he came to town on the Scream tour. Did a two and a half hour show, 20 songs, tons of awesome shit. Shot in the Dark, Killer of Giants, Flying High Again, fucking Believer, No More Tears, shitloads of Sabbath. Amazing.

Then in 2013 he came with Sabbath. I paid huge bucks for Row 3 on the floor. Amazing show, six feet from Iommi the entire time. Then during Iron Man his voice blows out and after squeaking through God Is Dead they cut the show short and fart out a quick Paranoid. Shitty ending to an awesome show.

But again, he made up for it this year. Didn't have such good seats but Ozzy was on point the entire show and Hand of Doom alone made it worth the $180 I paid.

BTW, the first time I saw him he was out of his mind on drugs and sounded like crap but he did an amazing set. So overall for Ozzy I'm 3 for 5. Figure the next time I see him it'll be crap so I might call it quits with him.
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>>65329209
be joking
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>>65349321
you know that guy is a grade A pedophile that constantly tries (and often succeeds) to hit on and bang his 14/15 year old fans?

read up some of the first hand accounts online, he's a creepy fuck
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>>65351969
Ozzy's a good guy. He knows he's not a great singer but as long as people want him to go he'll keep going because he has a really strong sense of loyalty to the fans.
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>>65343809
>>65344625
>straight-edge
>east coast

Don't pin that shit on us, this feels like a completely mid-west thing.
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>>65349321
>not grinding on pre-punescent ass while they're all hornied up on BotDF

Nigga, is you gay?
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>be 15
>go see slipknot
>have ingrown toenail
>some cunt around the same age as me standing in front of me keeps stamping on my feet
>can feel the blood and puss running from my toe
>call him out
>tries to punch me into a pit behind me
>headbutt him and his nose pops
>his mum comes out of no where and tries to drag me outside
>run away from a 40 year old woman as fast as sonic

i was an autistic teen
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>>65309380
> Go to a concert
> The Rolling Stones come onstage
> Hell's Angels members are security guards for some reason
> Things go bad really fast
> Some black guy in a green jacket gets stabbed and dies

Fucking hell.
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>>65311122
>Spend all of Catfish & The Bottlemen's set contemplating suicide

>expecting anything different from NME-core
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>>65337454
Bumping into someone is one thing, but jocks at shows going extra hard for no reason trying to hurt people is another.

I would've gone ape shit on the fucker, desu. He was probably jealous that you had a girl and he didn't.
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>>65341145
> Not very many people, which is good
> Can't see the artist half the time because some knob jockey's phone is blocking the view

So move to the front you passive little bitch.
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>>65325639
Can anybody please explain why girls do this
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>be me
>normie friend wants to go see Eminem
>I had to listen to Eminem for an hour ''''''''''live'''''''''

It was garbage
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This thread made me realise I don't have any interesting stories. Few times I've ended up stuck near drunken assholes in the crowd but I generally manage to move away after a few songs. Don't think I've ever seen a shitty performance either. Going to see Grimes in a few weeks though so I guess that could change.
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>>65354034
I was with no girls, it was me and two of my neighborhood buddies when we went.
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>Go to see Bob Dylan in 2011
>It was a live of Bob Dylan in 2011 so indeed it was bad
>He doesn't say hello
>He only talks at the middle of the concert to tell the name of the musicians
>Nobody understand anything because his voice is fucked up
>The sound is incredibly loud and badly balanced
>He plays "Like a rolling stone" then he waves his hand goodbye, the lights turns on and everyone needs to leave because he is not coming back for an encore

It was a two part concert, one part Knopfler, the other one Dylan so at least I got to hear some Dire Straits songs but Dylan, what a disappointment...
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>>65310210
>with gf
>see of monsters and men
>shit gig
>dumps me a week later
>continue to not listen to that rubbish band
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>>65348528
Why would you even post this? The thread is bad concert stories.
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>>65313509
doesn't he have a reputation for putting on great shows?
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