WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?! SCARUFFI JUST GAVE TWENTY ONE PILOTS A 9/10
If this is real, /mu/ on suicide watch
WTF HOW!!!???
Ewww Scaruffi likes an album that went top of the billboard200. Fuck him, he lost all his credibility.
Nope.
http://www.scaruffi.com/vol8/twentyon.html
The absolute mad man.
>muzak
How could anyone even think this is legit?
>>65307939
6.5/10 isn't bad by Scaruffi's ratings though, that's the same rating he gave the Glow Pt. 2
>>65307952
it's legit and he uses that word all the time
>>65307939
>he actually gave them a 6.5
so, it's good?
>>65307831
>person with bad taste rates bad album highly
Who knew.
>>65308002
Vessel is not a bad album, much less cringe than Blurryface and the mood is more jovial in general
>>65308002
Nah. 7/10 is the cut-off point for being good.
no way he's re-reviewing things too!
>>65308047
This, I've had to unironically listen to this band (love... stuff...) and Vessel is a cute spin on average pop music.
However Blurryface is shit. I will never fucking listen to that.
>Vessel is better than In Rainbows and just as good as Kid A
RADIOFAGS IN SUICIDE WATCH
Critics like 21P. This is not a new development.
In fact, /mu/ is the only place I've seen that doesn't like them.
>>65307939
>Twenty One Pilots album is better than Strawberry Jam, Pinkerton, and Pom Pom
Thanks spaghett
>>65308160
It is retard
>>65308055
No, it's 6.5, which is above average for Scaruffi. 6 is the actual "meh" score and is given to albums that have are a little on the filler side
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>65308111
>cute
>liking cute white kid smiles over lusty negro attitudes
btw if music can be described as "a cute spin on _____" it's shit
>Strawberry Jam Metacritic score: 79/100
>Blurryface Metacritic score: 80/100
>>65308140
>/mu/ is the only place that I see that doesn't like them
nice sheltered existence
nice falling for payola
>>65308233
lol...and people STILL take music criticism seriously
>>65308233
This why nobody should care about music critics
>>65307939
wow, wow,
wow,
wow,
wow
i am like wow
wow glad i dowloaded their album
wow
>>65308002
>>65308055
>>65308177
>Ratings: 10=best album ever; 9=rock masterpiece; 8=buy it now; 7=buy it eventually; 6=buy it if you are a fan
/mu/ absolutely destroyed
>>65308337
He also had this in 1999:
>5.5=passable
>5=go away
The fact that so many critics name 21 Pilots "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band this decade only tells you how close rock music is from becoming a serious art.
>>65308079
Fantastic fampai to be desu
>>65308160
same rating as SJ
scaruffi haha what a person ! i met him once and uh he and a little girl were too close if u know what i mean haha!
LUSTY
>>65308418
FACT
It must suck being scaruffi
>My fetishes include feet, food play and transformation.
What did he mean by this?
>listening to music reviewers
>listening to a faggot that gave Pom Pom a 5/10, Lonerism a 6/10 and Merriweather also a 6
>rating all 3 below fucking Psychedelic Pill
I swear this man is one of the most pretentious faggots I've ever seen. He literally takes points off for songs with pop influences. What garbage.
>>65307831
I GET IT GUYS. I FUCKING GET IT IT'S SUMMER. THE KIDDOS ARE OUT OF SCHOOL AND ARE ASKING FOR RECS BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T EVEN LISTENED TO ANYTHING BESIDES DEATH GRIPS AND ANCO AND THEY WANT TO BE SUPERIOR TO ALL THEIR NORMIE SCHOOL PALS WHEN SUMMER IS OVER. ANTHONY FANTANO THREADS RUN RAMPANT AND EVERY THIRD THREAD IS ABOUT FUCKING BLURRYFACE BECAUSE THEY WANT FUNNI /MU/TANT REACTIONS SO THEY CAN SCREENCAP IT AND POST IT ON /R/4CHAN. WE GET IT. WE FUCKING GET IT. THIS IS AN ALBUM. IT EXISTS. BIG DEAL YOU SHILLS. WHILE WE'RE AT IT, LET'S HAVE MORE BAND HAS TWO DRUMMERS SPONGEBOB CAVEMAN MEME THREADS! MORE WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS THREADS! AND THE YELLOW FEVER IS AT AN ALLTIME HIGH IN THE KPOP GENERAL, WITH THOUSANDS OF LITTLE SHITS DIDDLING THEMSELVES TO WEBMS OF KPOP STARS DOING THE MOST MENIAL TASKS. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. YOU'RE NOTHING.
>>65307939
>this generic bullshit
>masterful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBMxkLUIwY
>>65307939
>>65308002
>>65308055
people right now might unironically listen to 21 pilots because they're mindless drones who follow a certain critic
>>65308701
bae
>>65308233
What the fuck, Strawberry Jam is way to bad to be a 79/100
>>65310183
>to
this might be the first time I've genuinely questioned scaruffi's judgement
like he has some crazy opinions but this one just seems misinformed
ugh, now /mu/ is going to start liking them. fuck this shit
>>65308079
Holy shit, you're right!
>>65310233
>>65310305
You guys do know that this is a joke, right?
>>65307831
scaruffi would have never used a word like "indie pop"..
>my name is blurryface and i dont care what you think
is this band for fucking real?
>>65310882
but he has
"1976, when the "new wave" and punk-rock caused a similar revolution in a similarly slumbering scene; the late 1980s, when alternative bands invented indie-pop"
>>65311788
it's "my names blurryface and i care what you think" retard
>>65311860
it's still a shitty line
>>65311788
>wahhh I'm self-conscious when I'm drunk
What's your point? They aren't lyricists. They are just a successful gimmick band.
>>65312241
herds of people are deciphering lines from this song like top are shakespeare
>>65312289
Again, your point?
Gimmick bands always have their 15 and then fade into obscurity.
Remember when /mu/ thought OF were gonna be the next Wu-tang?
Stop getting flustered by plebs.
>tfw you found out about James Ferraro's old noise duo from Scaruffi
thank you
Where's yours, /mu/?
>>65310183
piece of shit motherfucker
>>65308901
I hate drummers that drum hard like that desu
>>65307939
>vessel - 6.5
>GKMC - 6.5
i'm triggered
Vessel isn't a bad album tho
>>65314209
Kendrick is ass
Fuck off
Has Scaruffi finally lost it?
>>65307831
>ever caring about this joker's opinion in the first place
>>65307831
scaruffi would never call Twenty One Pilots "gangster hip hop." fuck outta here
>>65314497
>i'm such a snowflake: beautiful and unique
>opinions? I make my own. #solipsism #trueindividual
>>65307831
lol u almost killed me op 10/10
>>65314400
>being this contrary
>>65314183
I don't mind it if they're actually playing something interesting but this is just retarded
>>65308160
Pom Pom is good, but the other two are awful.
>>65307939
>a 21 pilots album got a higher score than half of radiohead, beatles, and bowie albums
>>65307831
tlop review when
>>65310811
>revolver
>5/10
And out the window his credibility goes
>>65314531
>needing people to think fo you
>>65308233
>80 based on 5 reviews
SJ probably has like 30 reviews or so
