bleg medal edition
>>65277908
>>65284008
I think we should go back to spelling metal wrong in the subject
>yo cracku, gettu in the vannu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9JXprxypsE
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>65284063
deafheaven tier awful
>>65284008
I wonder how many other bands have used this artwork.
>>65284086
how come you keep posting the outer isolation cover but saying terminal redux?
>>65284117
le ironic shitposting
>>65284063
>goes from black metal aphex twin to blackened generic anime soundtrack aphex twin
Meme.
>>65284178
He should post Voivöd album covers then.
>rakbladsvalsen
>most of the album is in 4/4
>>65284063
>that transition
Shameu on your houseu
I realized I've never listen to any metal band with female vocals. can you recommend some or are they all trash? I prefer clean vocals.
>>65284342
They're all trash.
>>65284342
windhand isnt completly awful
>>65284357
If you mean black metal bands I agree
>>65284342
Literally Epica.
>>65284365
>crowbar
kek
>>65284365
You forgot to add post 2005 Testament
>>65284342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLdpSJ0QggM
>>65284365
Make sure to put the next Machine Head album on this.
>>65284410
>good
>>65284365
>Chastain
I'm intrigued
>>65284342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZgOTVEdy5I
Clean female vocals in metal tend to be shit. This is good though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-KsPgVjBqA
These aren't clean but they're great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r1GROY2zjs
>>65284433
Well they were good before that, but Chuck didn't have tits then, so it's more of a Catch 22
>>65284432
kek
>>65284342
Depends on what you're into.
Doom bands like Witch Mountain, Jex Thoth, etc are probably the most obvious and accessible. I'd recommend Royal Thunder and Blood Ceremony too.
For black metal there's a lot of female fronted acts but they're all hit or miss. Avoid Astarte, they're terrible.
Consider the following.
Darkestrah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evoG7eKH4j4
Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsr0pwihGto
Ludicra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MZcyfgz_Lk
If you're comfortable with your homosexuality, Arkona's good for a lark also.
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt6_65LDZ60[/spoiler]
Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult is one of the most generically boring bands though, they aren't good, and until a week ago I didn't know their vocalist was female
That chick from Sortilegia is pretty qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X95fJ7pDs2Q
>>65284410
>>65284432
Wow, it's like you took the joke I already made and did it again, but less funny.
>>65284574
DUDE ALTARS LMAO
if i see one more altar at the next live show i go to ill storm the stage and kick it off
>>65284428
I like it. seems like a less feminine version of Rhapsody
>>65284578
quit being a sourpuss sourcolypuss
>>65284578
Sue me faggot
you have got to be kidding me
>>65284574
>genetic blonde playing DUDE RITUAL bm
At least it's not Myrkur i guess
brief reminder that gallhammer is fucking garbage and yellow machinegun is the superior gook all tits metal/punk group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQUtA5_IldM
>>65284601
Imma hold you to that. Post it when it happens, and make it soon, or forever be false.
I wish all Periphery albums had instrumental versions. The vocals are awful.
>>65284616
>sourcolypuss
That was good. I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
>>65284639
>all tits
>flatter that the australian outback
>>65284650
I'm going to a concert with four bands on the 10th, two of them play black metal, I'll make sure to remind everyone.
>tfw no russian bm gf
>>65284365
Might have to fap while listening to this.
>>65284666
Nice quints.
I'm honestly fucking sick of all this RITUAL bullshit, it was a little fun at first, but now it's actually disgustingly stupid
>>65284555
Necrovision is actually pretty decent but as a whole I agree.
Oh yeah, Sylvaine is mildly interesting too. Her 2016 release 'Wistful' is the one worth checking out, it sounds a ton like Alcest. Not really my thing, but I'm sure a lot of you will like it.
https://sylvainemusic.bandcamp.com/album/wistful
I can upload if there's enough interest, I suppose.
>>65284342
Legit good album.
>>65284639
kek the vocals sound like david disanto
>>65284703
the way of all memes
>>65284680
Shes already taken senpai :c
>>65284779
>black metal artist
>has significant other
dropped
>>65284779
he's pretty cute tho. Would go for a threesome
>Hey anon, you want to participate in my ritual?
>>65284822
he looks more armenian than russian though
>>65284849
he's Canadian
>>65284848
Never trust goth bitches who are talking about rituals. When they say participate, it means you are the sacrifice and this is some weird mother goddess wiccan shit
>>65284921
I had a wiccan goth wampyre LARPer gf when I was a teenager and she lit candles then chewed a hole in my shoulder
>>65284365
No Arch Enemy
This is shit
>>65284978
true, arch enemy is shit
>>65284966
should bit her back, establish pack dominance
>>65284995
Chart is shit because it has no Arch Enemy. Amott can run circles on whatever shitty band you like shithead.
>>65285030
No, Arch enemy is really very generic and middle of the road melodeath. If they didn't have a female vocalist they'd have been forgotten before they ever started.
Are you that same anon who was going on about Arch enemy a couple weeks ago, something about how they had so many 8s in their discog or something? Because before now that was the only time our of high school someone had ever said they liked arch enemy in my entire life.
What age did you guys get into metal? Late bloomer here, I was already 16, and whenever I hear peoples stories of their first record I get kind of envious, my first record was by the Donots
>>65285073
Not that anon.
And how are they middle of the road melodeath. Something isnt middle of the road just because you stated it. Prove it.
And Michael Amott literally created melodeath.
Was in Carcass, created two albums. Also made Carnage. How is he not worshipped.
>>65284365
>Crowbar
I get that joke
>>65285147
>How is he not worshipped.
because
>created melodeath
>>65285143
around 12, bit earlier if you count hair metal and stuff like Korn
>>65285143
Started when I was around 11 or 12. First heard Dragula and fell in love with all the dark stuff that it had(was used to hip hop.) Then got into megadeth, maiden and metallica. First record was that greatest hits of Megadeth with the nuke explosion.
So glad I dropped hip hop.
>>65285143
Don't worry, my first record was Basshunter
tbf I was 10 and played a ton of dota with my mates
>>65285147
Michael Amott is definitely very talented, or was at one point, because Archenemy is just bland. Nothing special, the riffs aren't complex or intricate or creative at all. It sounds like any other cookie cutter melodeath that might have reached a tiny bit of popularity.
As for "Something isnt middle of the road just because you stated it. Prove it.", well, that applies to you to. Prove Arch enemy deserves critical acclaim and this general's respect.
>>65285143
19 I think, never had a embarrassing nu-metal/dad metal/metalcore phase, but instead transitioned into black metal, death metal and sludge metal (grindcore too, if that counts) from the more extreme kinds of punk.
>>65285182
>Created melodeath
>created Necroticism and Heartwork, some of the most celebrated albums in metal
Your retort is shit, you explain nothing.
>>65285193
>>65285210
That's so early
>>65285197
I've been listening to pop punk and glam rock until I was about nine years old, at that point I listened to radio pop for a small time and dropped it immediately for buttmetal and hip hop.
I listened to hip hop and entry-level metal for until I was 16, but I really can not stand hip hop anymore, metal just stuck with me
>>65285143
Around 13
I was listening to shit like Green Day, Eminem, The Who, and AC/DC already. I remember in Grade 8 (on our recess) my friend showed me fucking Bonded By Blood and I was captivated. He showed me a bunch of thrash bands (which I still don't know how he found) and I went from there.
So I started off as a "thrash till death" and "all other metal is bad" faggot.
>>65285143
At around 16 with Iron Maiden. I didn't really listen to anything other than generic pop before that.
What band should we turn into a meme next?
>>65285254
I can write you a paragraph and you will never change your mind.
How about this, post god tier melodeath that you think is better than AE.
>>65285319
Arch Enemy
>>65285323
At the gates
>>65285271
>grindcore
embarrassing.
>>65285366
I love the shit out of At The Gates.
Can we at least agree that the first 3 AE records and possibly Wages of Sin are great?
>>65285291
well, I wasn't into metal at 10 (unless you count Linkin Park).
Metallica was the first proper metal band I got into. I guess I started listening to that at 11 or 12
>>65285271
what would be an "embarassing dad metal" phase? i hope you mean motley crue and AC/DC instead of black sabbath and metallica.
>sludge metal
now that's embarassing.
>>65285143
14 or 15, I can't remember exactly. I was into stuff like HIM and Cradle of Filth. I moved to a new school and met some goth chick who was two years ahead of me and she turned me onto a ton of stuff. Tragically I moved away a couple days after I started talking to her. I've never been able to track her down since then and it's been almost ten years.
;_;
>>65285398
No, we can't agree on that. Where's that paragraph?
>>65285435
You break my heart senpai
Can we agree that Carcass is the shit
this is honestly the best melodeath song out there
that riff is so catchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCtjAmtIGf0
Who /woods/ here
>>65285271
>ever being embarrassed about the type of music you liked at one point
how_to_spot_a_pleb.jpg
>>65285469
grind carcass yees
>>65285470
Slaughter of the soul is such a groovy track too
I have Torn Beyond Reason sitting in my cd player right now
>>65285469
Yeah sure. Swansong not so much but heartwork was genuinely good I think.
>>65285492
i'm embarassed about listening to any music at all. it's the most plebeian form of art
>>65285506
You fucking disgust me
Who doesnt like Heartwork and hell even Surgical Steel.
No more (you's) for you, go listen to 15 second songs were 5 seconds of that song is a sample of some movie,nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr-Ke95p6M0
>>65285469
grind carcass is the only carcass
>>65285529
Swansong is literally just heavy metal, how is that bad. They didnt even turn nu metal.
>>65285554
someone is rattled
>>65285549
that's one way to say it
occasional reminder that Symphonies of Sickness is a perfect album on every level
>>65285554
>Surgical Steel
come on now. heartwork is where i draw the line
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_XuKgw8PkA
>>65285577
Because it wasn't a good album. You realize genre doesn't have anything to do with quality, right?
>>65285614
swansong's alright, not muh carcass but I don't hate it
>>65285592
>implying I wasnt being over the top for comedic effect
>how can you tell someones emotions over the internet
Also shit photoshoop skills their mate
>>65285614
>genre doesn't have anything to do with quality
Then why is there literally no good nu-metal, djent, blackgaze or prog metal?
>implying this isn't one of the best live albums of all time
>>65285470
That's the only song I like out of that album
>>65285676
based as fuck! The video version is crazy good too.
>>65285506
>>65285563
Early Carcass is overrated
Reminder that Glen Benton is a fag who hates his fans and you should never support him or his shit music.
Also he should have just offed himself like he said he was, fucking fake poser.
>>65285666
Well, Satan, if you call Faith No More nu metal, then they were good, as is Korn and Slipknot's debuts. Djent isn't my strong suit, so I'll give you that, but blackgaze has Alcest and Neige's other projects, and prog metal has released a lot of good albums, more recently the underappreciated Los Random who's 2014 Pidanoma is one of the better prog metal albums of this decade
>>65285734
sadly there are probably 'people' who actually believe this
Soilwork used to have decent riffs before they went full buttmetal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCw0PGCsEYw
>>65285714
I really wish the CD version included Jello Biafra's spoken word and Land of Rape and Honey but thankfully I found a high quality laserdisc rip of it.
>>65285595
Seriously though, everybody listens to muisic, everybody is a "music fan". It takes no investment, neither social or intellectual to enjoy and understand to the fullest most music.
On the other hand, being a chinese cartoon conneisseur takes some serious commitment. On the social side, most people, including casual fans of the medium will despise you for being serious about your interest. Intellectually, you obviously need to have a keen eye for visual art in general to fully appreciate all the intricacies of the great anime works but this alone is not enough: as a westerner, you have to learn a whole new language to understand what's going on (subs or dubs are a disgrace to the medium) as well as have a solid understanding of the culture and history that lies behind anime, none of which comes easily.
>>65285755
Goregrind is trash genre anyway
>>65285752
FNM definitely isn't nu-metal, although I'm not exactly sure what they qualify as. Is the term 'alternative metal' allowed or have we decided there's no such thing? Because that really seems like the only fitting tag.
>>65285780
A lot of it is shit but the good stuff is great
>>65285778
now this is a well thought out, professionally crafted bait with actual real effort put into it
10/10 lad, not gonna witness a bait this good for a long while
This is boring.
DFHVN definitely isn't black metal, although I'm not exactly sure what they qualify as. Is the term 'black gays' allowed or have we decided there's no such thing? Because that really seems like the only fitting tag.
>>65285577
>>65285734
>>65285780
I want falsefags to leave
>>65285850
>that cover
>>65285859
>muh false meme
fuck off fag
>>65285823
funk metal fits I think, but alt metal is a thing.
Wait there are actually people who don't enjoy early Carcass?
>tfw waiting for the new Witcher dlc to come out
Music for this feels, /meal/?
>>65285850
is this the new pj harvey album?
>>65285891
>funk metal
this is now a Mordred thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYHzO8T33nY
What band is the Jeff Spicoli of Metal?
>tfw trying to find the energy to go to firehouse subs but want to stay in bed listening to metal
Music for this feel, /metal/?
>>65285918
cobalt - slow forever
>>65285904
I've only listened to Necroticism. It trys to be melodic, brutal, and riffy at the same time, and doesn't excel in any of those areas. Pretty boring album.
>>65285847
thanks man, it took over 5 minutes
>>65285941
seems like a municipal waste or biohazard man to me
>>65285935
>Mordred
this is now a skindred thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsQhuxPsSjE
I am just glad no one is shit posting Vektor
>>65285918
Make a Change... Kill Yourself
;^))
>>65285364
Not while Jeff Loomis is there
>>65285952
if only there were some way to listen to pretty much any album anytime you want
>>65286001
>Skindred
this is now a skinflint thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcPLcjnS2iM
>>65286033
what?
>>65286048
>flint
this is now a flintstones thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwP02M8JNrQ
>>65286048
TRUE BOTSWANA METAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNV6yUhV7uc
>>65286081
y
>>65286123
Skindred are welsh what are you talking about
>>65286143
y knot
>>65284364
Holy fuck Windhand has a fem vocalist, actually never realized that. Propably because she sounds like a man.
>>65286167
skinflint is from Botswana tho
here's some more high quality botswanian brutality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzEUdZz4RhU
WHY THE FUCK IS DISSOSHIT SO TRENDY NOW IT'S LITERALLY THE INABILITY TO PLAY WELL DISGUISED AS TECHY SONGWRITING
How long has metal been bigger than rock?
WHY THE FUCK IS RIFFSHIT SO TRENDY NOW IT'S LITERALLY THE INABILITY TO PLAY ATMOSPHERICALLY DISGUISED AS CATCHY SONGWRITING
Do we have a doom chart? Specifically stoner doom? Seems to be the only part of the genre I can get into
>>65286081
this is what neoandertals should sound like
speaking of dissoshit anyone heard new replicant yet
approximately when did /metal/ turn on gorguts? because obscura used to be beloved here
what the hell is jumpdafuck
>>65286375
i have this.
speaking of, is ferret still around or did he fuck off?
>>65286271
Here, let me dry those tears for you little girl
>>65286442
>no bongripper
I haven't seen ferret in ages
>>65286473
dissoshitter spotted
how does it feel to be a trendhopping hipster? Or are you even aware of it?
>>65286442
>*YES I FUCKING KNOW I DON'T HAVE DOPESMOKER ON HERE
he's right about this, holy mountain >>>>
anyway not the guy who asked but thanks for posting this
>>65286442
Is Doom:VS good funeral doom?
>>65286536
I will never understand people who think holy mountain is better.
I wish people wouldn't leave this out of weedlmao-core
it's da bess
>>65286556
from what i've heard of them they're good funeral doom. i don't have a lot of experience in the genre, so take that for what it's worth.
Give Evoken and facedowninshit a shot too, although they're a little different from doom:vs and one another. all are decent though.
>>65285143
I remember being 10 when i first listened to cannibal corpse
>>65286309
never?
rock is just dead now
Metal is undead
Gojira - Magma
>>65286422
probably when dissing some other good band got boring and they moved on
>>65286734
nah
>>65286734
not excited anymore, judging from the singles it sounds like its going to be buttmetal
>>65286271
>listens to artifical weeb mafia fabricated music
>>65286898
...what?
>>65286927
the memes, man. the memes.
>>65286433
when a song gets you so hyped it makes you want to do pic related
>>65284342
Subrosa if you're into sludge.
VEKTOR - TERMINAL REDUX
>>65286958
>midnight exactly
wew cool time get
altho the fact that that post is how i'm starting my day doesn't bode well
>>65286958
none of this explains why dissoshit got trendy
>>65286992
And why does it trigger you that much, my man?
>>65286992
because some people like it
>>65287032
I think it's musically and artistically bankrupt trash.
>>65287037
Some people like bosse de nage and liturgy too
>>65287069
in life you will meet lots of people who like things you don't
chill man
>>65286010
Voivod - Dimension Hatross
Post yfw Demolition Hammer is back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3AZmOz8-0Y
>>65287069
Then you are retarded, famalam. To judge music based on which tonality it uses instead of the actual music isn't very smart. And some band, and interprets can implement dissonace really well. Do you by any chance enjoy a genre in which harmonic minor leads over power chord progressions are prevalent?
>>65285143
19 I think, never had a embarrassing dad rock/metal (metallica, ac/dc, etc) phase, but instead transitioned into black metal, drone and sludge metal (grindcore too, if that counts) from the more extreme kinds of punk, shoegaze and screamo.
>>65287150
wow u sure r patrician anon
>>65287099
post what you're listening to bros
>>65287282
u dun goofed, most of /metal/ hates neurosis now
it's ok tho, i still love em and i know about music. i'm acutally a certified music man
>>65287099
>>65286523
If liking Gorguts makes me a trendhopping hipster then it feels pretty alright.
>>65287354
not many people actually hate any of the bands that get memed here, it's just shitposters trying to get a rise out of people
More examples of this?
Comically bad albums fascinate me.
>>65287472
he did it all for the nookie
Gojira - Terminal Redux
>>65287282
2 hours in so far
New Gloomy Grim track is out
https://satanath.bandcamp.com/album/sat151-gloomy-grim-the-age-of-aquarius-2016
>>65286442
needs
Acid King
Zoroaster
Pentagram
Grand Magnus
Ufomammut
Bongzilla
Beastmaker
Monolord
Witch
Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats
Purple Hill Witch
The Obsessed
>>65287282
SHAKE IT BABY WANT TO SEE YOUR MOSHUN
Vekjira - Magminal Redux
>>65287486
COME ON
in flames
Whats so bad about Myrkur
>>65287730
what the fuck is yur problem my man hrevnetr herwh ernhercierjtgrurmrjr memeessss edrewcermtverjimtjjetietjtejireijt ironic post erebnhernhuernhnuernhuerhuerueur DICKBYUTT
>>65287753
she got hyped by people outside the metal scene, that's all it takes for this general to hate something
trigger me timbers
>>65286442
>>65286500
I'm still here. I lurk mostly.
>>65287730
In all honesty though was In Flames any good? I heard that the first album was good and then they went downhill.
>>65287888
First album and EP are great, next 3-4 albums are good, then they shit the bed. However I do like their 2011 album, it's the only one from their nu-phase I think is worth listening to.
>symphonic black metal
>>65287753
Zero dynamics in songwriting or texture in production. And a very soft and trite approach to the Black Metal aesthetic. It took almost no ambition or risk to make Myrkur exist.
so it seems /mu/ is memeing the fuck out of liturgy right now, there's currently 3 threads going
>>65288120
Have you listened to Witchcraft by Obtained Enslavement?
>>65287753
Besides the fact that her music is shit and she's a cunt?
>>65287814
Probably because when a band gets hyped by faggots outside the metal scene it's because they make shitty """"metal"""" music.
>>65286928
>>65282656
/metal/ btfo
>>65288216
>>65288233
Oh my god, who cares?
>>65288233
let me guess, its a thread filled with people who know nothing about black metal saying how it hates innovation and that liturgy and deafheaven are the only bands pushing the fenre forward
>>65288272
fuck off tripfaggot
>>65288232
that's not always true
>>65288318
It is in this circumstance. And many others.
>>65288406
don't reply to me ever again until you've dropped your trip
>>65287146
Sorry for the delay
> To judge music based on which tonality it uses instead of the actual music
> the actual music
> musically and artistically bankrupt trash
but it is you who are retarded famalam, because you can't read
>>65288546
ANON AND MYRKUR SITTIN IN A TREE, M-E-M-E-I-N-G!
vektor - the only good thrash metal band™
black fast is like a poor mans poor mans vektor btw
>>65288665
all trash of its type preceding vektor is a poor man's vektor
>>65288607
I like how this Mrykur hipster indie cunt claimed she was receiving death threats from American men on Jewbook yet I can't seem to find any evidence of that actually happening. No screenshots of the supposed death threats or anything. I actually wish it were true because that would make me extremely proud as an American man; we being the only ones taking a stand against femhipster """"""black metal"""""".
Just started listening to Fistula and Im fucking loving it. I always wondered what a GG Allin sludge band would sound like, and this is the closest thing. The more hardcore punk songs steal the show. Stoked for their new album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTKzU2epZoU
>>65289031
i liked the part where she told everyone that didnt like her music to kill themselves
>>65289052
Typical female response to criticism.
>>65289155
then a lot more women frequent /metal/ than I thought
>>65289199
They crave metal cock
>>65289216
fuck off already, you are worse than proge mon, you don't even know shit about metal, you read two essential charts and think you know shit
screw off faggot
>>65288119
This
Lunar Strain and Subterranean are God Tier. Jester Race is good. Whoracle, Colony and Clayman were ok. The rest is bleh.
>>65288607
i've never heard her album
never heard death metal and neoclassical combined quite like this before.
https://youtu.be/DfCp0U7Ncas?list=PL6918BFB21B58D196
>>65289235
No... I'm actually better than you.
>>65285474
torn was one of my fav albums
>>65286271
>IT'S LITERALLY THE INABILITY TO PLAY WELL DISGUISED AS TECHY SONGWRITING
lol you know nothing about music theory
>>65289840
Neither do you.
>>65289528
i never understood what neoclassical ment
>>65289867
i do actually. i've been playing bass for a decade now, and guitar for a few years.
dissonance isn't a matter of hitting random notes. you have to know which notes will make an atonal harmony when played together, and which type of atonal harmony you want. playing dissonant melodies just as difficult as playing traditional melodies
>>65290008
bullshit. It's noise for hipsters who want something different, and if you expect me to believe anything you say on the basis that you have some education in musical theory I want proof.
>>65289963
google it
>>65289963
music inspired by the "Classical" and Baroque era of classical music circa 18th century.
>>65290034
>2016
>still giving a shit about hipsters
>shitting on something because it's different