ITT: post the absolute worst song you've ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqqBs6kkzHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcbOfVKSMkA&ab_channel=EpitaphRecords
>He dosen't like Human League
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92XVwY54h5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOFkP6ybZIM
ew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5NqIsnyTG8
It's a 4-way tie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8cdAsbSyRo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrvGqE3gvLg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CvKap2rY2k
Maybe not the worst song, but the worst music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIM1uFL_zqw
https://youtu.be/FC3y9llDXuM
>>65232889
really hate this faggots voice, all his songs are so formulaic and have the cringiest fucking lyrics
>>65233038
you're not alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pamQ9yJHTWE
>rap verses piling up like a traffic jam
>sample of Cameo's "Candy" that does not remotely match the rest of the track
>3 of Mariah's vocal lines stacked together, each singing completely different things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFav9P54JUA
>>65232918
>>65233030
wtf
>>65232807
literally cringing
inb4 new americana
>>65232762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAIeconvvgE
Honestly, maybe it isn't even bad, but it's an absolute blemish on a pretty damn fine album and maybe the fact that it sticks out so much is why I hate it
>>65232807
21 pilots arent nearly as bad as their fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_POqzqzIws
100% this. Not even a question.
>britbongs
>>65232807
Damn that synth sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk
i cant stand this song
Can someone post the rap/screamo music video where the sweaty guys are dressed like middle schoolers and dancing around with extremely trashy women in the middle of some suburbian road?
>>65233938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6pbZLiLt30
Or possibly this.
i dare you to make it past 1:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcpvnuxMrCU
>>65233950
Found it.
https://youtu.be/N8F5YSA1Oz0
>>65233681
are you saying it's good? or it's just too obviously bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTKFNk-_LWM&t=18
It's pretty bad familia
>>65232762
>men wearing makeup
No wonder people consider the 80's to be the worst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqCXyc2BO0w
>tfw the faggot dudebro vine stars have been convinced by their preteen fanbase that they're talented
>>65232762
i'm THE MOTHERFUCKING PATRICIAN and I can tell you without a single doubt that Keep Feeling is dope, fuk u
i can't remember the song name off the top of my head, as i was just cruising through a random playlist on Spotify, but holy shit the lyrics where cringy.
it was an emo-song about a guy who got rejected by a girl, but the lyrics read like a self-pitying rant from /r9k/.
basically:
>waah, i bent over backwards and spent my own savings every day for months trying to get a girl to like me, even though i had entered the relationship as a friend instead of just fucking making it obvious from the start that i'm attracted to her
fucking betas.
>>65232889
what the fuck they ripped off rock lobster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDZy6-fMCw4
>>65233940
or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnAdy_wvxMo
>>65234005
>>65234044
why is this fucker trying to copy drake, jesus christ such a shit song
>>65234025
dam that's kawaii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bznxx12Ptl0
Fucking dreadful
>>65234095
>that tongue
>the computer effects on his eyes
The thumbnail alone makes me sick to look at. He doesn't even look human
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dMFF_yts
Okay, probably not the worst song I've ever heard, but Christ was it annoying hearing it everywhere I bloody went.
https://youtu.be/LiaYDPRedWQ
This song never fails to make me laugh t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes
https://youtu.be/igNVdlXhKcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uoqzettCoI
>>65232789
that's comedy gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n4JmoFp8Yw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHQqqM5sr7g
>>65234005
i-is this satire?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI
I hate everything this fucker does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC8oP4Z_xPw
>>65234077
DEATH TO AMERICA
AND BUTTER SAUCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YEzXX35TBc
My local struggle rappers.
>>65234025
Nigga I WILL fight you.
>>65234355
Holy fuck what the hell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD-bB3R1HSQ
>>65234025
>when u know about yung g half a year before she's going to blow up to leandoer-lvl fame
>>65233862
i think it is the opposite
i know some tastless plebs who are fine peopl but they like 21 pilots
the music is so godawful, but normal people like awful music
for for the fans to be worse then 21 pilots, that would imply that there are things worse than 21 pilots
>>65234424
oh my god i was getting ready to slam you for hating on some hustling beginners but this is terrible. Have they ever seen a hip-hop video? They can't have seen this and said "okay tight, upload that shit!"?
at least the girl is cute and has a good voice
>>65234367
nice bait familiar
>>65234199
kill me
>>65234025
>i like 2d bitches of 3d
my nÃgga
>>65234199
>half a billion views
>>65232762
This is fun, how can this be the worst you've ever heard? It's a bit nostalgic for me, but still, not a terrible song.
>>65234422
go to sleep paul
>>65234329
is this sufjan's alter ego
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9-NOIalUYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5vA9CwZKNY
>>65234025
she knows that it isnt 2012?
>>65234345
fuck you
>>65234199
i'm speechless. she can't even dance. what is this
>>65235162
please no
>>65232807
eh, they aren't that bad. But they are basically rich white boys having a cry about how life sucks and they have to pay bills and be like everybody else. Sometimes it's catchy, but damn it just comes off as trying to hard to be deep and meaningful.
You guys need to step it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpgM4QswpYg
>>65232807
This is so horrific because it doesn't approach the territory where it inverts to being good for ironic or humorous reasons. There are no redeeming qualities to this song, at all.
>>65232807
Also the song Laneboy is way more cringe and terrible.
>>65232824
I like it, nice and catchy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg
so bad it's good
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig7gTvYETZc
This nightmare never ends, does it?
>>65234341
>>65232889
Not that bad, i mean its FAR from good. But it ain't that bad.
>>65232918
Feelings? Its not bad, its kinda nice.
>>65232930
Fuck This band...just Noooo....its awful...
>>65232976
These guys like Korn 2.0 or something?
>>65232984
...whaaa?....
>>65233030
Classic Angst the Anthem
>>65233195
It feels like it'd be a good like car-wash anthem or something. Its kinda just dull.
>>65233219
bhahahahhhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahha
>>65233839
why doesn't Ariel Pink like write the soundtrack to like a trippy kids cartoon or something. Shit would be classy. I liek dis trcak.
>>65233938
Really really boring.
i hate this band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQwi1uPK3Mg
>>65234355
...the horror....
https://youtu.be/La4Dcd1aUcE
>>65232807
>oh am I too deep, please stop thinking
visceral cringe
>>65235602
cancer
>>65232762
YOU'RE TRANSPHOBIC!!!!!!!
YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>65232807
le shave head in video white rapper may-may man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViSZI6UJEUQ Surprised no-ones posted this yet.
im not really sure which one specifically so i'll just post the whole album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYGbLwqGM-s
it strikes a perfect balance between being completely talentless but not talentless enough to have that Shaggs appeal (see also >>65235602, or The Life of Pablo), on top of which they're not blatant or tasteless enough to be entertaining (see >>65234329, or Blood on the Dancefloor (or yet again, The Life of Pablo)), making it simply devoid of any value whatsoever. they presented some good ideas elsewhere though, to be fair
>>65235960
that actually works as a basic dance track. it's waaay better than freaxxx, at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0
>>65232807
>i HATE this CAR that I'M driVING
>driVING
>dri-VING
Who talks like this? Do they not know how the English language works?
>>65232807
this is my first time listening to 21 pilots...
...
why the fuck is this popular?
>>65232807
if these lyrics were on Spiderland, you would all feel to them
https://ericstratos.bandcamp.com/album/minion-dance-mix
Here's AOTY
>>65236706
If those lyrics were on Spiderland they would likely be much better in terms of delivery, construction, words, etc
>>65234355
Euro trash and middle eastern club bangerz are such trash
>>65236706
lmao what even is this statement supposed to mean. if my uncle was my aunt he'd have a pussy. if you had an ounce of intelligence you wouldn't say retarded things. life is what it is anon
>>65236651
they're the 2010's linkin park
>>65236798
yep
>if this thing was a different thing your reaction would be different! gotcha!
>>65236812
Chances are we'll get another A Thousand Suns out of them, then.
>>65236729
>Assessing music via lyrics at all
Lol.
>>65234025
imma let you know, this shit bumps in the whip m8
>>65236888
a bad album so steeped in low expectations that people think's it's actually not too bad?
Can't be topepd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PjFKrX_55Q
>>65232807
>literally fire desire not even 30 sec into the song
What?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv50Fp5JUkU
>>65237121
Meh, just another band of teenagers that feel more than they write or practice their instruments. It's the opposite problem as >>65236398, where the teens play a lot and feel absolutely nothing. It's painful to be in the same room as either, but there's a thousand boy's and girl's clubs and VFW halls hosting similar shows across the country /tonight/. It's all part of a natural process. I find it much more offensive when established or commercial musicians get away with pushing out trash.
>>65233195
jesus christ why is everything out of tune ?
>>65234044
Im throwing up. what the fuck, kill me now.
>>65236398
that transition from light, pleasantly floaty intro into screaming still takes the cake for sharpest quality drop in a song I've ever heard.
The rest of you guys are posting kiddie shit, let's get some real bad music in this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I52SWfrLvHo
(no bad music thread is complete without RAED)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8uK_mWnbr4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGJbuHUbw8k
>>65232762
literally anything by snowing
>>65232762
This song is good, gives Vice City vibes.
Also, the house in the video is on the shortest street in the world, consisting of only one address.
>>65232807
This is my first time listening to 21 Pilots, holy shit how can anyone like this trash?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIhGgrhQeE
>>65237054
idk what album you're talking about here, but it can't be AtS
hold on to your butts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPrek1oAjG0
>>65233030
I thought i would feel corny if i don't post an original answer but this tops any sublime song i can think of
>>65234095
only good thing about the video is that some girls are cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VTxYQL2SbA
>>65232807
>fire
>desire
>>65232976
>youzeisall corporate pupptez on strangz
Basically korn with a budget music video budget
>>65232789
>those lyrics
>>65232889
SKII DOO BEE DOP
>>65232807
how does anyone take this seriously? its like a parody of linkin park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxdW79uOiqc
why is this allowed
the beat is ok but the rapping is fucking awful what the fuck
>>65237602
The video is bad. The music was done horribly, but the song itself is pretty catchy.
>>65238391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLdHLN2dhNY
it's not as bad as this one though
>>65238391
>halsey
>covering juicy by biggie smalls
>that fucking accent
seriously this is fucking infuriating
>>65238391
actually y'know what this is some legit cultural appropriation, the fuck, it's a white girl with mounds of cash doing a cover of a song by a fucking gangsta rapper, then she pushes this shit into her own doctor's office song along with nirvana, all so white people who feel threatened by hip hop can enjoy a limp-dicked version of it.
>>65238510
>liking biggie smalls
You're a fucking idiot.
>>65234038
80's pop when it's good is amazing, but when it's terrible it's the worst, most synthetic garbage you'll ever hear. The 80's was great for experimentation though.
>>65234367
there are like 30 weezer songs worse than this one
Holy fuck, this is the worst band ever. This has been my reference for terrible music since the first time I heard it on the radio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mjlM_RnsVE
>>65238587
That song is hilarious if you mishear "side of me" as "sodomy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zBvqooOWl0
0:48
>>65238555
literally sit on a cactus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4Co_H50hUw
want to kill myself rn
>>65232762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdTELokKfCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDRbK39GUvw
fuck CanCon for trying to force this shit
>>65232762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Pw4pYq_e8
>>65232984
oh god this IS the absolute worst song, the lyrics are absolute trash but they're in french.
>>65232762
It's boring.
When the most notable thing about a video is the makeup of the singer, you've fucked up.
this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsy7kJyizoc
the video makes it even worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGwB-f1xfxM
British hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR4WFPa6xuI
>>65238391
This professional musician has poorer rhythm than this 10 year old white boy >>65238451
what a world
>>65237472
damn I haven't heard this RAED track yet. i like when he's rapping in the hole
>>65238616
i spit out my beer
this might be played out as far as bad music goes, but just in case some of you missed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
>>65234389
>not listening to this while banging your sister
>>65239005
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
I'm American, and this is what most UK music after the early 90's sounds like to me.
>>65234257
the change between verse and chorus is fucking awful. totally jarring and ruins the song
>>65232762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtPXykGuYCM
>>65239254
GOD TIER
>>65239254
what the fuck lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk
>>65238846
>I'm tried of country, lets do something with an edge.
Reminds me of Nickleback.
>>65232889
i like that girls/girls/boys song tbqh
>>65239254
unironically good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzlNFcT2aOE
you think this is a motherfucking game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVmJg2gPobs&list=PLOy-69B2O4foRKvm5IiroXrM0wGnr3aBU
>>65234000
I made it through the whole thing... That was appalling.
>>65232807
My God... Pic related
>>65236706
They wouldn't be on Spiderland because Slint isn't shit, though
What are you even trying to say? Sure, we probably wouldn't dislike it as much. But 21 Pilots is a shitty kiddy band, they don't have a leg to stand on
https://youtu.be/h0B7Z3JERdk
Vomit-inducing
>>65239985
hey this is pretty good,,,, not cringe at all
>>65239724
> LA
fucking zombies
not the worst but i hear it way too much at work and it irks me to no end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjTZLxekig
>>65233219
Is that the older daughter from Bernie Mac?
>>65234000
oh jesus. made it to 1:24...
>>65240081
i used to get free backstage passes to this arena nearby through a promoter friend. we'd go to pinch sandwiches from the green room and people watch. these turds didn't draw a crowd of more than 15 and played for a full hour. i got the last BLT. not worth
>>65240081
kek
Are you a WWE ring girl in 2002?
>>65234000
Made it to 1:54. The qts made it tolerable.
>>65232807
>Linkin Park-pop
>>65240198
>didn't draw a crowd of more than 15
that's depressing
why not just quit before you reach that point
>>65240633
contractual obligations at the very least. gotta recoup the lord's losses. also, blame shifting. bad promoter, bad timing, bad city, bad crowd, didn't get that radio spot, etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzeQsee_BYM
every day they play this at work
EVERY FUCKING DAY
FUCK
it's like the nickelback of country
>>65232807
not saying this is even remotely good, but if you're saying its the worst thing you've ever heard you need to stop being a memer
>>65238587
The sad part is that they used to not be terrible.
>>65234429
that looks so gay i wont play it
>>65240806
and people wonder what causes mass shootings
is christmas music off limits?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SKToXZj43E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUusE4EnaBI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBff2ENMCD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLwBwE1O9Ik
top this
>>65232789
>youtube
3oh!3 + Emo rock
>>65234025
This is too good. Video just needed a director though. Like ANY director just to say, hey your lips aren't like sinking up to the music.
https://youtu.be/DmeUuoxyt_E
>>65239736
that's one of the best pop albums of the decade tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM71torFNBQ
As a prog metal fan, it hurts.
>>65234000
Is that Sam Pepper?
>>65234389
Still wonder how anyone can hate Rob Zombie.
>>65241575
this song makes me mad as fuck, the "this song has no chorus" part is literally the chorus
>>65238616
Real talk, that guy has an incredible voice. It's a shame that it's being wasted on this.
>>65241575
>>65241736
so meta-ironic, literally the saviors of prog
>>65232889
That's a good song.
>>65241929
I really hope it's just them fucking around and maybe we're all being trolled
I just don't see that though, it sounds like a watered-down Devin Townsend without any of the self-awareness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVAxUMuhz98
>>65236028
i hope you're joking, 99 Luftballoons is a classic
>>65232762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzt6yI3Dw8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99j0zLuNhi8
200k+ people liked this
>>65233195
what happened to Mariah (I dont mean now, I mean many years ago)
she stopped singing, her "songs" became whispering, following by featured rapped talking fast about how great she is, followed by her whistling high pitched noises.
She became utter shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCxYzK4fY5g
>>65232807
JUST
>>65232976
i didnt think korn could get any gayer
>>65237694
>this tops any sublime song i can think of
no
>>65232762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv9YoYCKNoE
>>65242553
>that playstation line
>>65234075
hotline bling?
>>65242697
i've never actually heard grimes but this is pretty good for pop music desu familia
>>65238846
i really hate when music videos start off with different songs
>>65239254
pleb
>>65238759
FUCKING KILLYOURSELF YOU GUVKIFNG EIRTBKESS PIICE OD SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII>>65238759
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTDIEEEEEEEEE
>>65238846
this is literally the worst band in existence
>>65234000
this wins for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcACR7q-UF8
what do you guys think
>>65233839
plastic raincoats is worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEsgUiF2jGk
>>65235947
Having a big ass because you're fat is like having a fast car because you're driving off a cliff.
>>65243076
>being satire doesn't change the quality of the music
When will this meme die?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAIeconvvgE
>>65243150
Hahahaha
>>65238817
is this Autry 2.0?
>>65243150
only made it to 1:34. couldn't finish it.
>>65232789
pretty fucking aidsie
guuuuurh. dont give a fuck about youuuurh.
Uggggggh I like linkin park uuuuuggggh
>>65234355
I was not prepared for this
>>65232762
>implying human league is bad
nigga i will fight you
>>65232807
>>65236591
Jews.
"Maybe they just jealous, maybe they just a bunch of motherfuckin fellas,
that don't want me to make it, that maybe don't want me to make it"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6tEiUL7tF4
93 Ave. B Blues from The Seer. Don't even try to pretend you enjoyed that.
>>65232807
kinda death grips-esque ain't it
has this been posted yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ67H9JHAHM
>>65245147
he was molested bigtime so it gets a pass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSLx_ItMJEA
>>65232762
>>65232789
>>65232807
>>65232889
>>65232930
>>65233940
>>65234005
>>65234095
>>65234257
>>65234329
>>65235602
>>65235602
>>65236398
>>65238391
>>65238451
>>65238587
>>65238846
>>65241336
>>65242317
>>65242324
>>65242553
>>65242697
You faggots even trying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3Wu-UHsRsQ
As someone who is a massive fan of the original song this is twice as painful to watch
>>65233839
This track is pretty good, but probably shouldn't have gone on the album.
>>65233940
It's an alright song. It's nothing I'd listen to, but it's far from "worst song ever."
>>65232807
fuck 21p, I get more meaning out of instrumental songs than any of their shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlsXFrUvMFk
>>65234005
This is definitely satire.
>>65232789
Oh please it's bad but if that's the worst song you've ever heard you've listened to like 10 songs
Can you faggots stop using these threads as an opportunity to just voice your dislike of something and actually post something relevant
>>65234025
Love it
>>65234199
I can't stop listening to this and every time I do I hate it more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfAtBnHcPAk
surprised this shit hasnt been posted yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe0fvUgvvQg
>>65235254
Nigga that's good shit
It reeks douchebag but they got some good music
>>65245430
i'd fucking happily forgotten it existed, thank you very much
>>65234025
I mean, you don't really sip halo halo, but this is fucking great.
>>65245430
please make it stop
>>65245430
Stop reminding me that this fucking thing exists
>>65245430
it's even better live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwEvrSlf_KE
>>65236816
The point is that his opinion changes based on the band's image you mong
The actual quality of the music is irrelevant, his opinion just changes on what the band looks like. Take radiohead lyrics and stick them in a band of angsty teenagers and he'd be going "le cringe" and "I'm so above this"
>>65234000
Just a ripoff of Attila
>>65245430
>sandweech
I sense a spicy new meme
>>65234329
SUCK MY FUCK!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2IYrviqFzA
spider sosiska
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYaygLi1Qd0
I'm glad to be past that time period.
>>65245490
Joke's on you, I fucking hate radiohead lyrics and vocals and I've been a fan of slint way before I discovered /mu/
>>65234389
Looks like someone doesn't like digging through the ditches and burning through the witches
>>65245673
As a gook I on the behalf of the rest of my race formally apologize to every single person who's had to listen to this pile of shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY