I'm about to become Grimes version of Ricardo.
Someone please help me ASAP
>>65223849
Try to kill her like Ricardo tried to kill Bjork, but this time, send the bomb in the mail after shooting yourself.
>>65223849
This is why music is evil.
>>65223849
Kys or kill her. Preferably both. Problem solved.
>>65223849
Just bee yourself :^)
elaborate
She is so fucking ugly, why would you ricardo her? Just look at those eyebrows and those fucking squirrel teeth
>>65224770
>squirrel teeth
>implying it's a bad thing
to be honest waifufagging will just make you feel unloved
it's one-sided and emotionally toxic
bump cuz i really need help
>>65226979
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>>65223849
Do it, FAGGOT
No, I'm actually being serious and you should do this all the way, no halfass, planned months ahead, learning from the mistakes of those who came before you (like Ricardo)
I urge you to do this.
>>65223849
What kinda help do you need? I know how to make small housemade explosives, but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be able to get them to her successfully nowadays.
please don't hurt claire
It was about time we got another Ricardo. We deserve it.
>>65227331
but i don't want to hurt her, no matter who she fucks. i can't be that guy
>>65227284
I want you to demotivate me.. I love Claire, but I've almost finished editing my video diary.
"Thisis4U"
"REEARRGGHHH"
What did he mean by this?
>>65223849
Does it hurt, OP? Knowing this skin is not for you to caress? Those lips are not for you to kiss?
Imagine, just imagine. Winter is starting to gain strength as the very first, very fine snow falls gently outside in the urban landscape you can barely make out the window of the flat where, near the old but sturdy gas heater, a heap of blankets and pillows barely covers the entangled bodies of one Claire Boucher and a very, very lucky individual. This person wakes her up with a gentle kiss on her forehead. "Breakfast"? He sais. She smiles and whispers "five more minues". Everything is fine as far as this man is concerned.
This man will never be you. Never. You will never be this man. And if you cannot be that man, no one should. You know in your brain, OP, you know in your brain that the only way to stop this is to stop her. Stop her forever.
>>65227403
>>65227381
You're already "that guy". You're too deep into this.
>I love Claire
You don't know, you will never know what love is. This is true and it pains you. The only way to end that pain is to end its source.
You know what to do.
>>65227482
> Winter is starting to gain strength
There is no this kind of winter in LA.
>>65227599
You're not in L.A. no more, boyo
Tell me, OP, how does this picture make you feel?
OP if you bury a body about 3 ft under a dead dog, police dogs will have a hard time finding Claire I mean the body
>>65227636
bloodthirsty
>>65227685
And what do we do with thirst?
>>65227713
ROFLMAO, she is fucking that fat neet slob? he looks like he came straight from /r9k/
>>65227683
But Claire loves dogs...
>>65227761
says a dignified /mu/ tripcode owner
>>65227766
Great, that means she'll most likely have one handy when you kill her, so you can use that one.
>>65227761
I know, right? Just makes OP more pathetic than he already is.
>>65227761
nope, they don't fuck
he looks like he is not interested in sex
also he is kinda feminist
>>65227793
>>65227766
Or even better, get a dog and use it as bait to strike a convo with her. A very young puppy would be ideal, so you can tell her all about how your dog had puppies not long ago and "would you like to see the rest they're with their mama over here".
Bam, shovel in back of the head. Next kill the dog and use it as a distraction.
>>65223953
>http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/a-pair-of-glasses-were-left-on-the-floor-at-museum-and-everyone-mistook-it-for-art-a7049551.html
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>>65227243
>>65227284
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>>65227683
you could literally go to jail for posting this
>>65227797
>he is kinda feminist
>therefore he is not interested in sex DUH
>>65227824
You could go to jail for pirating music.
OP, I'm not suggesting anything, but if you bury a body at a 45° degree angle face down, cover the mouth and nostrils, and pour homemade yogurt into the asshole the worms will be done with the body in record time, about a week to 10 days.
Just throwing an interesting fact out there.
>>65227824
Yeah thanks anon
Currently tracking IP addresses of everyone who posted in agreement. Going to get in touch with 4chan's legal team and then press charges.
>>65223849
Grimes is a goddess and can't die. You can though.
>>65227946
this is a very good point
why the fuck is this board so creepy
seriously what the fuck am i reading?
