It says here that you "shitpost" all day on something called "/mu/", mind telling us about that?
sir you have to understand
there are kids that say they listen to jazz
and it's fucking BBNG and Fire! Orchestra
I mean who the fuck is going to put them in their place if not me?
>>65188733
Mr. Dowland, /mu/ is the future. We have an entire demographic of horny millenial men as our audience.
Also, I would like a $1,000 raise to my salary. I'm by far the biggest closer at the Bakersfield branch.
>>65188733
Sure.
I have released two albums of "experimental noise" as a response to a poster in a /noise/ general telling me I was wrong to assert that all noise musicians are untalented hacks, and I didn't have the skill needed to do it myself.
Tits or GTFO.
god i'm so FUCKING DEPRESSED
check this meme out my man
>>65188733
yeah i have experience advertising products. ive successfully viralled my music to the point where it has gained mainstream recognition, reviews from p4k and other large music blogs and sites, countless interviews, and plays on indie radio. im the perfect fit for your advertising team. /mu/ is an untapped market. all you have to do is post something a few times and it becomes a meme. i can turn any of your products or clients in the next internet sensation.
DUDE
YORKE
LMAO
>>65188966
wi.....will?
I'm technolazyiterat... but make a thread 'shitpost in the voice of james earl jones'. Xxxbramduprez.
>>65189627
'luke, i am your shitpostking!!!!!'.
That right guy is real!!!????!!!!!!
I'll come off as supercool, but that's just this material sphere, babe.
ITS A HARD LIFE.
>>65189856
our right, or their right???????????????????
*turns to woman*
what did he mean by this?
>>65188733
God fuck off with this shit seriously. its people like you who make /mu/ terrible. why don't you crawl into the hole you call your home and die. Some people are here to discuss MUSIC not to "shitpost" all day and destroy discussion doing nothing but posting stupid pointless shitty shitposts like this one. God you probably don't even have any parents you fucking homo. God probably laughs at your pathetic contrarian ways. I hope you go back to /b/ and never return you fucking mong.
It's about the memes.
I take it very seriously, much as I would working for your company.
My dedication to my craft is steadfast and if I turned around /mu/ in one year from a place where bands like Coil and This Heat could be posted shamelessly, I can turn this companies numbers around as well. Mark my words. I have the dedication to get anything done.
>>65188733
Shitposting is my only skill in life, I've spent years mastering it and I'm in too deep to stop now.
The amount of dissent, confusion and antagonism I've managed to spread throughout /mu/ over the years is insane.
My avant-memes are more evolved than you can imagine. My samefagging techniques are beyond sophisticated. I'm a pioneer in this field. I've got a sixth sense when it comes to sniffing out hot new shitposting waves to jump onto as well.
My false-flagging initiatives have decimated band after band, genre after genre, general after general, audience after audience.
I am a master of high-end /mu/ shitposting. One of the greatest to ever do it. That's all there is to it. Love it or loathe it.
